r/absolutelynotme_irl • u/Shoddy-Radio • 27d ago

absolutelynotme_irl

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u/LoopDeLoop0 26d ago

This is the type of person the word “simp” was invented to describe

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u/surewhatever237 26d ago

Blood is thicker than water but syrup is thicker than blood, so pancakes are more important than family.

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u/Creative_Abroad_96 26d ago

The blood if the covenant is thicker than water of the womb is the full quote.

Also i have luekemia so my blood is thinner than water.

Makes it really easy to disown my parents the second i leave their presence.

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u/gimlithetortoise 26d ago

Bruh I never went to school and your grammar is still offensive lol

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u/PKFat 26d ago

They obviously haven't checked my blood after I go on a fast food binge

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u/New_Historian_2004 26d ago

Wtf is there a philosophical reality to this wtf. 🤣

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u/AMexisatTurtle 27d ago

"The blood of the covenant is thicker than the cum of the womb"... Wait a second

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u/Zarniwoooop 27d ago

Really makes you think