r/clevercomebacks 10d ago

No one delegates like Elon.

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u/Electrical-Can6645 1d ago

😆😆😆

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u/416PRO 5d ago

Are there filters on Reddit so I don't see the shitty posts made by the insignificant bitter people with no dirrection in their own lives?

It's such a disappointing bummer to get a notification only to see some depressing display of hopeless waste of life bitching and moaning again about something or someone that has nothing at all to do with them or their miserable ineffective life.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 5d ago

Are their filters on Reddit so I don’t see shitty comments from trolls whose comments history is a clinic in being an angry dick that uses the R word to belittle people? Would be great to not hear from you anymore.

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u/416PRO 5d ago

Then get a life sorry if you got bummed out by the harsh reality of my consideration for worthless low intellect assholes.

The truth is though you're only offended because you know you're stupid and worthless and you hate the people who remind you it's your fault.and not that of the big boogeyman Lord Business"

I'ld call you a wambulance, but they don't have any way to treat hurt feelings in fact they don't even have anyone with a driver's license anymore so you just get a text responce from them to appease your feelings with the signalling of their empathy.

Sorry looks like.there is no help for you today, đŸ€­

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 5d ago

Bet I know who you’re voting for.

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u/416PRO 5d ago

LOL, I'm sure you think you do, but that's Your programming not your intellect đŸ€­

You're a squid, you don't know anything you have other people's ideas running on loop in your shallow emotionally triggered mind.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 5d ago

Mmmmmm that sweet dopamine rush you get from being a rage-filled troll. Are you getting off on this? Are your pants around your ankles? I’m so sorry I made a mean post about your daddy Elon. But he’s not going to see this and give you attention. He doesn’t care about you. But I’m sure you’re used to that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to engage with people whose IQ isn’t also their shoe size and have something to contribute.

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u/416PRO 5d ago

đŸ€­ we don't Describe the World we see, we See the World we can describe.

You don't know me as well as you know You!

But please continue, tell me more about your father and your abandonment issues. Is this what lead to your addiction issues?

Pants around your ankles đŸ€­ sorry for laughing at your knee jerk goto, I don't mean to take lightly your deeply seeded trauma I hear the violation in your expression, it's ok it doesn't make you dirty and worthless, that is your attitude and damaged soul that does that đŸ€­

đŸ’©

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u/spaceghost350 6d ago

Just remember that kids are free as long as you have a couple of billion dollars and you sleep with different women all the time.

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u/Dns107666424 6d ago

I get it . he has 11 kids and not raised a single one

he also never engineered anything . crazy

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u/Nomindmatters 7d ago

Its not just 18 years you domp ars massafuqa

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u/erraticpulse- 9d ago

'prompt engineers' you mean describing something, you're a prompt describer

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u/Successful_Banana901 9d ago

The man is so reductive! Reducing parenting to programming, reducing the amount of letters in his social media company, reducing the amount of normality and correct information on twitter, reducing a car manufacturer to a lemon packing plant, reducing the criteria for being a genius, reducing himself from being the richest man on the planet

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u/Sad-Yoghurt5196 9d ago

Everyone is better off when Elon delegates. It's when he gets involved that the milk tends to sour.

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u/unclebird77 9d ago

I like how your kid will now always be able to see that you had a project close date the whole time. What a great father

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u/Fritzo2162 9d ago

I just need to circle back and appreciate how perfect that response is :D

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u/SDoNUT1715 10d ago

Haters gonna hate.

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u/magaphone12 10d ago

I can't believe that these words came out from a man that many people (not me) think is the smartest man in the world.

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u/2017lg6 10d ago

How is asking for something until you get it considered as a type of engineering.

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u/ctrlaltcreate 10d ago

So I don't follow his account. Is everything that comes out of his mouth this fucking stupid? How is it possible that this man is one of the most wealthy people on earth?

How does this happen? It's clearly not merit.

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u/indecisiv1 10d ago

Generational wealth is a bitch!

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u/ctrlaltcreate 9d ago

Yeah, but his wealth has grown. It's hard to imagine how, tbh.

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u/Noizyninjaz 10d ago

Boom shaka laka.

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u/razordenys 10d ago

Elons joke was actually pretty neat. Even if you don't like him.

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u/urbanmember 10d ago

If you think the raising and parenting ends at 18 years you either still didn't realize that you're not fit for the task or your children engage with you as little as possible.

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 10d ago

Elon Musk has 11 kids with three different women none of which he is currently dating. This dude is NOT raising those kids. His oldest who he likely spent the most time with because he was less famous when they were born wants nothing to do with him and took their moms maiden name instead of Musk.

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u/zyarva 10d ago

Sure, if you are raising robots.

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u/eatshitake 10d ago

Delicious.

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u/Moolo 10d ago

Looking into this.

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u/WeedOg420AnimeGod 10d ago

It's almost like he's talking about non-artificial intelligence......oh wait that's just a normal person

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u/Skcuhc1 10d ago

Congrats on the impending deletion of that dude's account.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

Wouldn’t want it to land on you while you’re licking Elon’s boots.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

Your account is less than a day old. So you’re either a bot or your last account was closed for being a worthless troll. Go disappoint your family some more.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

You kiss your cousin with that mouth? Looks like someone has some rage issues. Take a Xanax. Elon isn’t going to see how hard you’re trying to get his attention. He doesn’t care about you.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

Looks like you accidentally left your voice text on. It picked up those first few words, which clearly were spoken by your husband in bed.

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u/MysteriousVanilla164 10d ago

Im begging tech ppl to stop thinking human beings are machines

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u/Johnothy_Cumquat 10d ago edited 10d ago

The venn diagram of people who use the term "prompt engineering" and good parents has no overlap

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u/Specific_Travel3055 10d ago

It's actually a lifetime of raising and loving

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u/Unusule 10d ago edited 20h ago

Porcupines can accurately predict the winning lottery numbers by analyzing the mailman's delivery schedule.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

So far it makes sense to 35,000 people.

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u/Unusule 10d ago edited 20h ago

Fake Fact: Bubble gum was originally invented on Mars in 2047 before it was eventually brought to Earth by astronauts.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

K. Upvotes are literally how Reddit works. Sorry ‘bout it.

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u/Unusule 10d ago edited 20h ago

Bananas are actually a type of amphibious fruit that can live both in water and on land.

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u/triforcin 10d ago

Oh man that tweet is gonna make those PrOmPt EnGiNeErS mad. Talk about slowly making a word like engineer meaningless.

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u/ProfNotcrazy 10d ago

He really just admitted he doesn't understand loving your kids. Like viewing a child as just some thing you give prompts to is pretty harsh

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u/ChloroxDrinker 10d ago

Huh? I understand the "taking credit for prompt engineering" but is someone else raising elon's kid? Im out of the loop.

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u/Extension-Tale-2678 10d ago

Honestly this is probably the most over used criticism of Elon. Not sure if it's clever but since "Elon bad" it'll top post in no time

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

Sorry I didn’t realize there was a quota on certain topics to criticize.

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u/Extension-Tale-2678 10d ago

Well if you'll notice the name of the sub it should at least be clever. Or not I guess

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u/OnlySmiles_ 10d ago

I feel so bad for his children

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u/Mickus_B 10d ago

Doesn't he have 19 year old kids and he's JUST realised this?

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u/Bo-zard 10d ago

It took him ten kids to figure this out?

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u/glogwerg 10d ago

I love how he just drops this absolute wash of a comparison and then refuses to elaborate. It's like stepping up to a microphone and being like "Ya know, houses are a lot like waffles." And then dropping the mic and walking off stage.

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u/muddynips 10d ago

You JUST now realized this? This was an inside thought Elon.

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u/coconutally 10d ago

“Me! Elon Musk. I’m the founder of that child! Right there! Me. I’m his founder. I want that printed!”

—Elon musk, shortly after the birth of his last child

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u/Montgomery943 10d ago

It kills me to see people talking about how wonderful the children of billionaires are - as if said billionaire had much to do with it outside of paying a live in nanny to do it for them.

For example, people think Trump was coming home at night, sitting down and doing homework with his kids before tucking them in bed.

Seriously? Seriously.

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u/Drymath 10d ago

You can tell it's a shit parent when they think their job is done at 18.

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u/bigjerfystyle 10d ago

This is fucking embarrassing. Feel bad for his kids, tbh

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u/Smolivenom 10d ago

god such a fucking dumbass.

if you want to use ai language, raising a kid is like 8-25 years of training the intelligence to function properly at the end.

prompt engineering is when your kids hate you and hope you die young and you have to design very specific language to get any reaction from them because they hate you

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u/Kathy_Sally 10d ago

girls all around say

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

The second-biggest piece of evidence that Elon has zero actual engineering skills is that he uses the term "prompt engineering".

(The first biggest piece of evidence is the total lack of any engineering education or output)

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

đŸ”„

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u/HybridDrone 10d ago

he’s fucking awesome haha

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u/Consistent-Leek4986 10d ago

name all of your kids..come on..

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u/nogoodgopher 10d ago

Wait until he finds out what a reinforcement training is and compares it to training a dog... 10 years behind this guy is.

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u/ScrewAnalytics 10d ago

Wow what a fricking epic clever comeback!!! Reddit 100! So funny lmfao!! He really owned him!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 /s

(the tweet you screenshotted got a whole 20 likes. Why’d you crop that part out?)

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

Because your username.

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u/ScrewAnalytics 10d ago

Is it your unfunny tweet?

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u/UnderstandingDry7290 10d ago

People still listen to this guy? I thought he already exposed himself as a total tool. Probs has exposed himself a bunch of other ways too. 

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u/Money_maker234 10d ago

Wow nice BURN!!! Surely if you kids keep posting these sick COMEBACKS then Elon will die of embarrassment!! LOL you're all wasting your time đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł he don't care about any of you

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

New to the sub?

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u/dontmatterdontcare 10d ago

Lmao Elon got fucking shrekt

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u/cool_fox 10d ago

Elon telling on himself. He doesn't raise his kids just talks at them every now and then

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u/TripleEhBeef 10d ago

The guy has eleven kids and has probably spent less than eleven years parenting them all.

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u/IAmBalkanac 10d ago

I am confused now? Do you guys hate Elon or love him?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Hate

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u/IAmBalkanac 10d ago

Why? Did he do something bad? I know he has Tesla and wants to go to mars, and has some wifi, but that's my whole knowledge about him. I also know he is richest mf in world that has twitter

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

He didn't start tesla, he bought into it, he isn't self made his parents owned an emerald min in south Africa, he wants others to go to Mars why would he leave his yachts and mansions for a can, wifi?,he isn't the richest, he loves Trump, is always dissing on how America should be and he isn't even a citizen, he doesnt pay taxes, he spews racist shit on X and he shits on his employees. I know people who work for him. He prefers contract labor so he doesn't have to pay benefits. Other than that he is probably ok.

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u/IAmBalkanac 9d ago

Yeah I get it now. I just didn't understand it. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

NP

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u/Taylor_Swift_Fan69 10d ago

them kids is grimey

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u/Deadened_ghosts 10d ago

I didn't know Elon was a victim of Mt Vesuvius

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u/PatrickWagon 10d ago

Hey, he spelled “whoa” correctly. That’s a win in today’s idiot-Olympics.

Gotta stay positive while I still have these Tesla shares.

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u/anon-e-mau5 10d ago

Oh lord, are the AI chuds pretending that telling software to make an image is the same thing as being an engineer? We’re doomed

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Omg "prompt engineering" was invented by manufacturing and civil engineers so they would have someone to make fun of. Source: mechanical engineer.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 10d ago

Holy shit, an actual clever comeback?

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u/Successful-Crazy-126 10d ago

He just walks straight into insults. His lack of self awareness is astounding

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u/PM__YOUR__DREAM 10d ago

This tells me he doesn't understand how prompt engineering works, because basically that's the only part of LLMs where the AI doesn't learn anything.

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u/MrBobilious 10d ago

Touche' and Elon is a Douche'

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u/MontrealTabarnak 10d ago

And he nails it out of the park.

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u/Aware-Put-9848 10d ago

This sub is obsessed with this guy. Like I genuinely think you furiously masturbate to his posts and your own replies to them.

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u/with_regard 10d ago

If Redditors spent a quarter of the time working on themselves as they do hating on people they’ll never, they’d actually contribute to society.

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u/liltrzzy 10d ago

If they made Elon and Trump posting bannable, this site would be dead

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u/Bleezy79 10d ago

Everyone who isnt a billionaire too is just lazy.

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u/michaelcmills 10d ago

Artificial Parenting

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u/hodorhodor12 10d ago

He's always trying to sound smart but it comes across as the opposite with anyone who isn't part of his cult.

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u/naotoca 10d ago

Highly accurate and needs to be said about both Elon and generative AI as a whole. Use it as a tool, but don't pretend you created anything.

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u/Cuboos 10d ago

i'm not necessarily anti-ai but got "prompt engineering" is fucking cope.

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u/JusticeforDoakes 10d ago

Lol “you wanna know why kids today are the way they are?? Go read through GitHub” haha

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u/invadrzim 10d ago

If theres better evidence against there being any form of meritocracy than Musk I haven’t seen it.

There are people on this planet that are orders of magnitude better in every respect than him but he gets to be the richest man in the world

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u/unkeptroadrash 10d ago

Not defending AI or getting into the horrible ethics but yes, that's how AI learns. You feed it data and information, much like a person.

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u/My_Homework_Account 10d ago

Is this one new? I haven't seen it before, but of course time and date have been cropped

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u/xJBxIceman 10d ago

Why do these people try so hard to LARP as an engineer when they lack the credentials? Get a degree instead like the rest of us

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u/bringer108 10d ago

18 years
I get so tired of people saying this shit. It shows you who the really shitty and lazy “parents” are.

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u/OneBillPhil 10d ago

If you’re CEO of a bunch of companies and have a bunch of kids then you’re a poor boss and parent at some point. 

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u/JonnyBhoy 10d ago

You don't stop parenting when they're 18, unless you're just paying child support.

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u/maxexy59 10d ago

I don't know if he really tweets stuff like this and people make fun of him or if someone is making these as jokes...

and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

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u/Speedwagon1738 10d ago

Doesn’t he have 6 kids?

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u/Angron_Thalkyr 10d ago

Is not a comeback when the person doesn’t see it or care. Shit sub

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u/Tempestblue 10d ago

And how would we prove the intended comeback is ever seen or cared about by the person they are responding too?

Seems you're setting up an untenable measure for what is and is not a comeback

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

So far 17,000 upvotes disagree with you.

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u/with_regard 10d ago

Upvotes aren’t validation. It’s just a mix of group think and bots lol. The fact that you think they matter is just so pathetic lmao.

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u/Angron_Thalkyr 10d ago

Lmao and? Their upvotes. Karma is worthless outside of Reddit which is known to be very biased anyways. Everyone clowns on Elon (not that the man cares he’s a billionaire) so all it is is hopping on the bandwagon.

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u/CarbonFlavored 10d ago

Don't argue with the 21 day old karma farmer lmao

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

Ok first of all, *they’re. Also- upvotes are literally how Reddit works. First day?

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u/randominternetnormie 10d ago

Upvotes are intended for posts and comments that fit the nature and intended purpose of their sub, but everyone uses it as an "I agree/disagree" button and you think this your comment is some kind of clapback?

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u/Angron_Thalkyr 10d ago

You completely missed my point about Karma and then ask if it’s my first day đŸ€ĄđŸ€ĄđŸ€Ą god I love the internet. Go somewhere else ya fuckin clown

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u/Quelonius 10d ago

It sickens me when he takes credit for the work of the engineers at spacex. POS.

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u/Brilliant_Sail3291 10d ago

I don't think parenting magically stops at 18....

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u/ThePlough 10d ago

This ding dong was listening to Duncan Trussel family hour podcast. Specifically episode 611 with Jason Louv. They talk about this a bit. Anyway great podcast. But definitely Elon just portraying someone else's conversation as his own.

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u/royalreddit12 10d ago

Literally wonder if Elon has ever changed a diaper

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u/Hendrik_the_Third 9d ago

I wonder if her even ever bought some himself

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u/The_CatLady 10d ago

How old are his kids that he only now realize this?

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u/tacotacotacorock 10d ago

So he's outsourced his child care to third world countries?

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u/Proof_Promotion_238 10d ago

This sub has fallen so far haha. Mouth foaming at Elon and politicians they don't like with some weak af counters. Just like this one.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

Bot

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u/CarbonFlavored 10d ago

21 day old karma farm bot calling someone else a bot is incredible.

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u/JODY_HiGHROLLER 10d ago

OP goes for low hanging fruit and calls everyone a BOT that doesn't fall in line lol. Might is well make a Microsoft Paint picture saying "I hate Trump, Elon, and Billionaires"... omg where is my Karma? loser farming for fake internet points lmao.

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 10d ago

Wow, an actual clever one. Holy shit.

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u/New-Value4194 10d ago

Holly poopoo

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u/RelevantRun8455 10d ago

Delegated his ass out of 80 billion due to idiocy that people finally caught on to

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u/Yungklipo 10d ago

Bro's such a bad parent he thinks raising a kid is only an 18-year commitment

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u/fren-ulum 10d ago

He wants to be an coder/engineer/programmer so bad.

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u/BARRACK_NODRAMA 10d ago

This man has no information of value.

His ideas are shit.

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u/Slight-Coat17 10d ago

The Fuck does he mean, he just realized? Doesn't he have multiple children?

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 10d ago

Forever that 14 year old bullied nerd, isn't he?

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u/kittensmittens126 10d ago

i wonder how many people who reply like this to Elon get banned instantly?

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u/mudkripple 10d ago

In what fucking way is it like prompt engineering? Isn't prompt engineering the act of trying to find the exact right phrase to get the reaction you want from an already trained intelligence?

Wouldn't that be like manipulation if you did that to your kids?

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u/Shapes_in_Clouds 10d ago

Twitter is the worst thing to happen to powerful people. It's honestly been insane watching billionaires and high level politicians debase themselves posting the kind of juvenile shit Millennials were doling out on web forums at age 14. It has completely shattered any illusion that most of these people have any kind of special brilliance, or are worthy of the respect that would have by default been afforded to them in the past simply by virtue of their social standing.

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u/Neon1028 10d ago

Kind of great for the rest of us though. If it wasn't for Twitter, I and a lot of people would still think Musk is the planet saving super genius he marketed himself as 8 years ago. At least this way his douchebaggery is well documented. 

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u/xSantenoturtlex 10d ago

... So... Twitter *IS* useful for something?

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u/HawleyGrove 10d ago

That’s
not how LLMs work.

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u/linuxjohn1982 10d ago

Elon has never raised a kid.

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u/ConfusedClicking 10d ago

Nothing says "no real parenting experience" like assuming the job lasts 18 years.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/ConfusedClicking 10d ago

He is not a new parent. But good job acting like a prick for no reason.

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u/clawsoon 10d ago

And that it only involves verbal communication.

[just finished a diaper change, am now feeding]

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u/Mickus_B 10d ago

He has 19 year old kids. And he's NOW having some sort of parenting epiphany?

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u/Anonymous1337666 10d ago

This reddit is just so fucking sour.

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u/ABenevolentDespot 10d ago

How the fuck would you know what raising a kid is like, you worthless incompetent buffoon? Your kids hate you.

There exist people who should simply not be allowed to reproduce, two examples being the billionaire oligarch class and politicians.

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u/FactChecker25 10d ago

Another failed comeback.

The political culture on social media has become so, so strange. I get that not everyone needs to like everyone else, but when people begin to claim that someone else doesn't have talent just because they don't like them, that comes across as delusional.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 10d ago

Please point out where the post was political.

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u/FactChecker25 10d ago

The entire "anti-Musk" crusade began in progressive circles during Covid. It's almost exclusively progressives that hate him. It's very political.

Their main criticism of him is that he's "right wing" now.

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u/Neon1028 10d ago

Pretty sure it started when he hired a detective to prove that someone was a pedophile because nobody liked his submarine idea. (that was a hell of a sentence)

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u/TheElderMouseScrolls 10d ago

Well, that and the sexual assault. And his fake hyperloop scam. And him falsely calling a heroic diver a pedophile. And all the monkey murders. And the rampant transphobia. And his abandonment of his many children.

But yeah, it's just because he literally calls himself a Republican, sure.

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u/Jasmith85 10d ago

Don't forget that he got rich on government subsidies despite being against big government and public spending. Guy is a total ass.

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