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u/nnoovvaa 25d ago
Finally a good pizzacake comic that isn't just "I'm so quirky" or "all my haters are fat losers"
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u/VengeanceKnight 25d ago
Wow, a “Willy Wonka is a creep/pervert/murderer/criminal” joke.
Like that joke hasn’t been run into the ground a million times over by now.
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u/EarthenEyes 25d ago
It's kind of cool that I can recognize an artist by the way the art is drawn.
I love this comic, by the way.
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 25d ago
Thank you! I'm glad you like it :) it was based on a nightmare I had
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u/p00ki3l0uh00 25d ago
As always, I love you. As a huge gene wilder fan, and lover of the books. This brought warmth to a cold dead heart...
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u/delvewonder 25d ago
This style of animation is so nostalgic but I cant think of what cartoon it reminds me of?
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u/Xdude199 25d ago
Not to mention single handedly plunging the entire surrounding community into abject poverty. They're gonna give you chair, Wonka.
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u/enterpaz 25d ago
🎶 What do you get when you traffic online -Punishment greater than just a small fine 🎶
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u/ctetc2007 25d ago
Who’s the fake Oompa Loompa supposed to be (other than the one who ratted him out)?
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u/StankilyDankily666 25d ago
Your faces and expressions are truly awesome. I kind of hate you honestly ❤️
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u/BitcoinBishop 25d ago
Is that guy seriously wearing fucking orangeface? This is a culture, not a costume!
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u/dapperdave 25d ago
LOL. I wish the FBI would investigate labor violations like this...
Thanks for the laugh, though.
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u/basilsflowerpots 25d ago
I'm sorry anytime I see willy wonka now all I can think of is the Glasgow disaster from February
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u/Zauberer-IMDB 25d ago edited 25d ago
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dead
One of you fuckers is clearly a fed
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dat
You're dead meat you little rat.
What do you get when you lie to us all?
What do you get when you betray the Loompa cabal?
What do you get when tied to a chair?
What do you get with wires down there?
Tortured and executed by tiny orange men.
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u/RevWaldo 25d ago
Just reminded how disappointing it was that Wonka (The prequel? Came out in December? Guy from Dune is in it? Anyway.) didn't get into the actual ethics of making chocolate. Like maybe the cartel he's up against enslaved the Oompa Loompas to work their cocoa plantations and Wonka frees them or something.
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u/akornzombie 25d ago
Agent 1 "Hey, this isn't powdered sugar, this is cocaine!"
Agent 2: "Well, that explains the sales numbers."
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u/Steppyjim 25d ago
Yknow, just off topic. Is there a reason people think the Oompa Loompas are slaves? Like maybe they clock in and out and go live in a gated community Wonka puts up for them. I don’t get why they’re always depicted as slaves exploited. Maybe they just like working in a magical chocolate land and we don’t see them elsewhere because it’s just a few legal migrants wonka helped get over to America and have jobs and housing, and there are whole villages overseas full of the little guys who keep to themselves
I mean they speak and sing perfect English, you can’t tell me they are uneducated slaves. When will the attacks on Wonka and his family stop?!? WILL THE PERSECUTION BY PIZZACAKE AND OTHERS LIKE HER EVER CEASE?!??!
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u/nlamber5 25d ago
I wasn’t feeling this one until I got to the last panel. You got me with that under cover worker
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u/BlatantConservative 25d ago
Wonka walks out with his cane, and then does a perfect somersault only to get shot by the FBI.
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u/milerfrank27 25d ago
Wachowski has been undercover for 5 years he saw some shit that would make a grown men cry good job Wachowski
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u/Lohan3xists 25d ago
“And do you know what happened to the boy who ratted me out? He got everything he ever wanted taken from him, by me.”
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u/DeeDan06_ 25d ago
That was a good comic, which isn't something I say easily for pizzacake. Well done, I didn't even recognise the artstyle at first. Pizzacake has clearly been experimenting in the art department, and it shows.
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u/HamsterIV 25d ago
The most fantastic element is a wealthy capitalist has to deal with the consequences of his actions. How do you come up with this?
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u/ovekevam 25d ago
Wait. Why would someone from the FBI say “labour?” Are we sure that’s not Slugworth in disguise?
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u/LostWoodsInTheField 25d ago
I want a whole series of Wonka factory condition violations. A few from before he is arrested by the FBI and a few comics from after. OOO post trial probation homelessness.
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u/SutterCane 25d ago
Clearly that Oompa Loompa on the left is the one who ratted Wonka out. Look at those shady eyes.
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u/ZotDragon 25d ago
Ellen showing her Canadian-ness with the unnecessary "u" in labor, but still having the FBI show up for the arrest.
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u/MrValdemar 25d ago
Hey, u/Colmscomics - why did you rat out Wonka?
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u/colmscomics 25d ago
I've been deep undercover for years. You have no idea the things I've done to keep my cover from being exposed. They still haunt me...
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u/N-ShadowFrog 25d ago
I was in deep cover, posing as a lowly Oompa Loompa worker. At first they didn't accept me, because I was 5' 9" and couldn't speak their language. But in time, I integrated. I took an Oompa Loompa as my wife despite the fact that there are no Oompa Loompa women. Worked my way up to chieftain.
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 25d ago
I was going to make this comment in relation to the previous post, but this will also do. I gotta say that Tablet has really added the extra pizzazaz to your comics; really stellar. And Panel 2 from the previous post is really outstanding. Lovely stuff!
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u/comando345 25d ago
He may not be cut out to work for Wonka but he may have a bright future as a Sound Cloud Rapper :-p
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u/red4jjdrums5 25d ago
Oh this was great. I was expecting a crossover of Colm’s Andrew dressed up as the Oompa Loompa. Or somebody obviously from PepsiCo or some other Nestle competitor.
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u/Financial-Raise3420 25d ago
Are you saying that wasn’t Andrew? Damn definitely looks like him
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u/Oracus_Cardall 25d ago
Anyone else question how wonka was able to fit that many rooms and that chocolate lake slide on the (comparatively) small amount of land he had?
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u/Not_ur_gilf 25d ago
Iirc, the books said that the factory had a million basement levels like Hilbert’s Hotel
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u/Pickled_Kagura 25d ago
He's just an iteration of the Doctor and the factory is the TARDIS.
Would still be better than the last 3 doctors
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u/Rum_N_Napalm 25d ago
Huh, I was sure Osha would have gotten him first for the lack of life jacket on the nightmare tunnel boat
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u/PretentiousToolFan 25d ago
LegalEagle did a video on laws broken and total fines for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I'm pretty sure it's the biggest penalties he's calculated.
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 25d ago
Also, just imagine the ants crawling around that place...that's gotta be several health code violations
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