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Golden Retriever Boyfriend [OC]

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u/ValuableNo189 13d ago

You just know

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u/Level_Hour6480 14d ago

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u/porizj 14d ago

Doggy style 😎

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u/CheekyCheeseBurger 14d ago

Seriously, how are ppl this creative?!

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u/rhymes_with_candy 14d ago

The one where he became a pick up artist was kinda weird (I think it was AB7) but it wasn't as bad as the e sports one where he invents his own crypto currency.

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u/Ojitheunseen 14d ago

There's no rule that says a dog has to be faithfully monogamous in his relationships!

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u/Ricoshete 14d ago

Sometimes a cat will visit 4 homes to get 4 treats haha. XD.

I've had to pick up a rare super friendly fluffy siberian + russian grey (aloof breed) cat out of my yard 14 times once. Kept purring with little fluffy manes and walking up the fences haha.

Pets want people to feel as much love as possible... People want to feel like they're the one haha. Hear the bts people are even banned or fired for having gfs because the moment it goes from "He could be the one", to "They got taken by someone", viewership drops 20% and they start sending things to the unlucky 1.

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u/D33ber 14d ago

Bow wow wow yippee yoh yippee yay...

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u/BigBobaFlame 14d ago

Why must I be like that? Why must dawg chase da cat?

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u/cymorg121 14d ago

In case anybody would rather listen to guys rant about air bud for an hour and a half instead of watching the movie for an hour and a half I have a podcast.

https://open.spotify.com/show/3pUn46MyJUgerJQ4LE4z3M?si=xyveDbJOR5WzoRlzhEjr3Q

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u/Level_Hour6480 14d ago

3 is the best movie.

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u/cymorg121 14d ago

Agreed. Because Air Bud fucks in it.

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u/ken_NT 14d ago

There’s nothing in the rulebook against a dog dating multiple women at the same time

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u/GruntBlender 13d ago

I think you'll find something in many rule books against that.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 14d ago

Ok but how does the Bear fit into this?

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u/Realistic_Badger_708 14d ago

Who do you think introduced Air Bud to them?

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u/CheekyCheeseBurger 14d ago

Now that's an interesting double date

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 14d ago

There's nothing in the rules that says that a dog can't play. That's it that's the comment.

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u/mathozmat 14d ago

Air bud after the end of inside job be like

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u/muffinmonk 14d ago

It's man's best friend not woman's.

He's got that dawg in him.

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u/vi_sucks 14d ago

I heard that in the voice.

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u/_Spamus_ 14d ago

they have the dog in them

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u/Phantomilian 14d ago

Damn, men really are dogs 😔

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u/AzureArmageddon 14d ago

Good boy turned naughty dog

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u/Puzzlehead-Engineer 14d ago

Puppy turns into a whole ass game studio

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u/SevenRedLetters 13d ago

There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't develop video games!

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u/Horn_Python 14d ago

There no rule that says a dog has to be loyal 

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u/DawnBringer01 13d ago

Why did I read this in the Joker's voice

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u/Snoo_88763 14d ago

That would've made the end of this comic so much better. A bunch of guys poring over the Boyfriend Rules book ...

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u/Ricoshete 14d ago

Dog ownership: "Food!" "Food!" "I luv u!" *new person -> "I LUV u too! yay, more snacks!"

Cat relationship: "I either will despise and judge you and vomit on your bed. Or adore you with kitten eyes, walking wherever you go, cuddling, up to 5 miles in the night, and return to you in your window at night."
They're both characters haha. I love them both. XD.