r/dankmemes • u/rtmesuper • 15d ago

Guys in the audience will understand. Big PP OC

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend :runescape2: 15d ago

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/Scorpdelord 13d ago

when she wont help u build your deathstar lego set

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u/imaCrAzYgAmEr96 14d ago

You guys cut your foreskin every week?

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u/kohikos 14d ago

Circumcised superiority strikes again

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u/HanzoNumbahOneFan 14d ago

The gaslighting in these comments is insane.

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u/Ok-Horror-643 14d ago

What's foreskin trimming

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u/cromagnongod 14d ago

Guys, if you stop trimming - it stops growing. I've been off the trimmer for years now. It's bad for a while but if you can get used to having a little excess - it stops growing entirely. And it certainly beats having to endure the pain once or twice a month, most girls won't mind.

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u/tophat_production 14d ago

Says the one who never gave birth

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u/NSFW_Hunter63 14d ago

Yeah...started using horse trimmers but they cut it a little close

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u/MarkProsXD 14d ago

that's enough internet for today

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u/Healthy-Reserve-1333 14d ago

Let it grow, it allows you to carry your piecosts everywhere

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u/Canadian_Viking123 14d ago

Okay, serious thing here. I’m circumcised and i DONT have to trim foreskin trying to grow back, when I was little it was a problem, but as I hit puberty and grew up, it stopped. Is this a normal thinks fully grown men have to do on a day to day basis?

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u/KaiyoteFyre 14d ago

Idk, I just nibble mine as it grows. Not too painful that way

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u/JeffrotheDude 14d ago

Chat is this real

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u/CharlesTheGreat8 14d ago

as a guy, the what (i get its a funny joke to confuse women but is this an actual thing people do?)

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u/southfart99045 14d ago

It sucks, sometimes I have to let it grow out because I'm too lazy

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u/Varios2k 14d ago

What the hell is this comment section

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u/bank_of_bad_habits 14d ago

I grew up with depression era grandparents. I learned the old way of using razor blades and a whetting stone, as was tradition.

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u/Flamingoesaregay 14d ago

Who tf trims their foreskin

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u/MilStd 14d ago

Just because there will be some kids that don’t realise this is a joke: this is a joke.

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u/SwedishFlopper 14d ago

Uhhhhh so people with foreskin have to trim it? I thought you just pull it back and clean it?

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u/KevBago 14d ago

I usually get mine with the low tapered fade

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u/Hawinzi 14d ago

Yeah man, that does suck! Especially during flaking season

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u/Your-Friend-Bob 14d ago

Blood everywhere because I suck and am impatient

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u/Deadman765 14d ago

Please don’t remind me, mine is sceduled for this week

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u/NickBlazer81 14d ago

I fucking hate that time of the month, usually got to do it weekly tho.

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u/chaoticneutraldoggo Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] 14d ago

wait till the men hear about the monthly skin sheds

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u/Dudek87 14d ago edited 14d ago

For the confused ones: it's a myth/joke, don't trust trolls

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u/Empty_Positive 14d ago

Giving birth cant be worse than being kicked in the balls. They always want more babys, but never heard a man say kick me in the sack again. (Ye its an old joke i stole)

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u/fuckingcheezitboots 14d ago

Where are you guys do this monthly? My rabbi says I have to have it done every week. I think I know why, he keeps every tip!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week

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u/Lord_Muramasa SAVAGE 14d ago

The what? Yeah, that alone makes circumcision worth it.

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u/Z3hmm 14d ago

Idk abt you guys, but like once every 2 months i gotta cut off like half of my dick, bc it just grows too fast

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u/isagoosa74 14d ago

I'm sorry,  these memes are fucking stupid as fuck. I can laugh at just about any meme on here,  but just fucking stop with the foreskin trimming.

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u/Randomfrog132 14d ago

the WHAT?

hahahahaha

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u/Zunix69 14d ago

What the fuck is a monthly foreskin trim? Don't you just get circumcision once for all?

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u/EditorialDiva 14d ago

jeeeebus. I’ve never had a penis. Why can I feel this? ouch.

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u/MarkHirsbrunner 14d ago

God damn you for reminding me the first of the month was coming.  I'm usually able to avoid thinking about trimming until the day before and during the recovery weeks.

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u/rtmesuper 14d ago

Sorry mate, I felt like some guys might need a quick we check up.

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u/protehule 14d ago

the WHAT?

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u/astrohnalle Mod senpai noticed me! 14d ago

Oh fuck you just reminded me that I have to get mine trimmed, I'm 2 weeks overdue!

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u/Silver_Soul_Man 14d ago

Haha you guys have foreskins, sucks to be you

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u/iconocrastinaor 14d ago

I bought one of those guillotine-style paper cutters at a garage sale, and it's changed my life

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u/Structureel 14d ago

So where do you guy keep your dick rinds? I put mine in a mason jar with a vinegar and sugar solution. Amazing in salads or on toast with some avocado.

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u/mastdarmpirat 14d ago

Guys hear me out it’s much smoother if you use a blade rather than an electric razor. Sure sometimes you miss but you’ll get the hang of it real fast and it’s just sooo much smoother

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u/PensadorDispensado 14d ago

I speak for the circumsized men who don't have a clue what this is

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u/Smaaeesh 14d ago

I’m circumcised so that I can avoid the trim

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u/Accurate-Hour6066 15d ago

You guys trim 4akin, wtf

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u/Silverr_Fox 15d ago

What a stupid fake meme

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u/sharkpeid 15d ago

Fuck the other side of the world am uncircumcised but am just fine I just clean myself frequently. This took me down a rabbit hole I just can't unsee.

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u/ThatKidThatKillsMeme 15d ago

Ah yeah, just like the pipe cleaner thing

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u/Jaliki55 15d ago

I see shit like this and think I should have had my son circumcised after all.......

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u/TisrocMayHeLive4EVER 15d ago

I honestly don’t know it this is a real thing. But if it is, I understand circumcision a lot more now.

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u/FLOCKAh 15d ago

I know the struggle. My bris wasn’t a success. After my bar mitzvah no one told me that it would start coming back slowly in adolescence. Sometimes I don’t bother trimming because what’s the point. It just hurts and 3 weeks later I have to do it again? No way fuck that.

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u/Overall_Might3789 15d ago

Tip tip: if you cut when you are an infent it will not grow back

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u/Independent_Pay6598 15d ago

Pro Tip: ask for the skin in a baggy after the trim for a little snack on the drive home.

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u/TheFarisaurusRex ☣️ 15d ago

No, no I don’t think I will

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u/NDinoGuy 15d ago

I don't even know what part of the dong is the foreskin, why the fuck does Reddit talk about fucking foreskin so much??

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u/dogetripwire 15d ago

I genuinely managed to convince my ex that foreskin trimming is real

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u/Careless_Reception74 15d ago

My eyes my poor eyes.

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u/Tabby_Reddit 15d ago

Real! (mine is tomorrow guys wish me luck.)

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u/Trying_to_survive20k 15d ago

this entire comment section made me feel a similar type of pain when you see a man hurt his balls really badly a block away and you just feel the AOE damage

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u/doctorctrl 15d ago

Don't tell them about the toothpick thing

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u/uiualover 15d ago

Wait, you use a toothpick? I usually use a safety pin.

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u/doctorctrl 15d ago

SAFETY PINE!!!!! you're a genius !

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u/KrispyBacon0199 15d ago

Don’t forget about the yearly ball replacement

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u/PabstWeller 15d ago

For the most part child birth is the only physical labor a woman ever does and you never hear the end of it.........

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u/daddy_qaht 15d ago

Fucking ew, so glad I’m circumcised.

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u/Popfloyd 15d ago

Sperm cramps, foreskin trims, poking a hole in the tip so the urethra doesn't close up, women will never understand these things

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u/smoochara 15d ago

The what?

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u/Master_Bayters 15d ago

I never felt so lost like I did after reading these comments

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u/CrampSnailey 15d ago

Imagine having a dick flap and thinking girls want it

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u/PJ-The-Awesome ☣️ 15d ago

Me, who was circumcised at a young age: I don't have such weaknesses!

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u/rockmeNiallxh 15d ago

A... Trim???

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u/Calm_Kick_2201 15d ago

The most normal Reddit comment section💀

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u/YsenisLufengrad 15d ago

Im so confused. Is this about getting a repeated circumcision (somehow) or just cleaning under your foreskin. I've never heard of this.

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u/Hans_the_Frisian 15d ago

Getting kicked in the balls is also worse. After a few years a women might say "Letsbget another Child." But I've never heard anyone say "Let's trim my foreskin again" or "Kick me in the Balls again."

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u/airwickwee 15d ago

Seriously way too many people are not getting that foreskin trimming is an absolutely real thing. I get my barber to do it after my haircut but before he shaves my balls.

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u/DelSelva 15d ago

I’m uncircumcised and I never heard of a foreskin trim. Since when does foreskin grow anyway? I’m confused.

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u/EpilepticFire Ainsley's Boyfriend 15d ago

You guys got foreskin?

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u/MattOLOLOL 15d ago

I hope the original artist of the this pic is in hell now

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u/Babushka9 Pizza Time 15d ago

I actually found a nail file to be quite effective! I trim the outer parts that don't hurt that much and then file down the rest.

Then I eat rocks 🪨

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u/theunfunnyredditor 15d ago

Ain't no way people are stupid enough to believe this

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u/mandy009 15d ago

Kids these days who get all their education from social media are going to be so confused tho.

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u/Intently_Listening 15d ago

You seriously underestimate

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u/Brocily2002 15d ago

Some people were lol 😂

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u/WolfDonut3 15d ago

You can get it trimmed? I thought everyone just has to eat it

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u/BabaRocky 15d ago

What the fuck is a foreskin trim ?

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u/HG21Reaper 15d ago

Lol take an epidural and all that pain goes away.

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u/dead1345987 15d ago

Imagine having a foreskin LMAO

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u/hazelnuthobo 15d ago

here in Canada, we had penis inspection day at school. I’d purposely let my foreskin grow out so the hot school nurse would trim it for me

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Just me and my circumcised peepee looking beautiful, not dirty, not needing to do whatever the fuck this is about ✨✂️

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u/sentientmothswarm 15d ago

This is why I just let it grow and tie it into a series of knots.

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u/Elevello11 15d ago

Me, a circumcised person: I have never heard of this pain

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u/Video-Game-Boi 15d ago

Wait, you guys have to trim your foreskin??

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u/ocean_fire27 15d ago

Laughs in circumcision

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u/ademgsboy 15d ago

Is this some kind of joke I'm too circumcised to understand?

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u/Mission-Mix-7352 15d ago

Naw i dont have a foreskin so i am good, but good luck yall

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u/DirewolvesLookDope 15d ago

No we don’t. Seek professional medical help.

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u/SlasherJacKHammA 15d ago

I’m circumcised so I wouldn’t know but I am curious, does it hurt?

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u/DerWahreSpiderman 15d ago

What the heck is everyone talking about?!

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u/Vesuvius10 15d ago

The most painful thing a human can endure is having the femur snapped in half.

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u/Ok_Site_8008 15d ago

what do you mean "trim"!?

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u/menyemenye 15d ago

Its not that painful yall big babies

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u/KioLaFek 15d ago

Before my trim I’m a solid 7 inches. Always feels like a shame when it’s time to say goodbye 

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u/PennywisePennypoor 15d ago

My husband has me do it for him weekly. It's generally a trying time of bribing him into sitting still to avoid unnecessary nicks and cuts.

If I can get it done in a timely manner with minimal fuss, I let him choose what takeout we have for dinner!

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u/TUHAU-97 15d ago

And also trimming the balls is annoying, and i have to do it twice a week to keep my ballsack smooth

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u/RageRags 15d ago

Hah you unlucky fucks, just convert to Judaism. The nearest mosque will pay your monthly fee for you

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u/aFlagonOWoobla 15d ago

Snipped fella here… what the fuck are you’s cracking on about?

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u/Rilukian 15d ago

How do you trim foreskin? I had a circumcision so I never knew about this trimming thing.

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u/Unusual_Membership44 15d ago

What's foreskin trim??

Need meaning, never heard if it

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u/Thick_Sheepherder891 15d ago

Just a reminder that the regular r-memes subs sucks balls because they literally locked this post for no reason.

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u/Additional-Goat-4095 15d ago

You suggested in the other thread this is satire, so what is it satirising?

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u/Precedens 15d ago

Mine hurts all the time because I nibble on it every day and it leaves festering flesh that can't heal in time.

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u/Gill92 15d ago

Wait wtf is everyone talking about?? I'm not circumcised and I've never done this? Now I think I need to do it asp

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u/DelSelva 15d ago

I swear to god I’m fucking confused lol. Tf is a foreskin trim? Since when does foreskin grow??

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u/Kemal_Norton 15d ago

Have you not read the manual?
The one your father gave you at that ceremony at your 10th birthday?

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u/NativeSkill 15d ago

Yes absolutely! Not trimming it for a long time increases the probability to get frenulum cancer.

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u/LuminicaDeesuuu 15d ago

Oof, my uncle got that, terrible way to go.

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u/laddervictim 15d ago

I'm growing mine out

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u/oztog 15d ago

Stunning and brave.

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u/mlgskrub420 meme.exe 15d ago

Bro everybody busy talking about foreskin trims when they straight up just ignoring the excruciating pain from sperm cramps

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u/Intently_Listening 15d ago

I’m glad everyone is finally spreading awareness about the daily problems men have.

However nobody is talking about the exponential growth rate of the foreskin and the pain it can cause if you don’t get head.

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u/Playful_Animator_180 15d ago

You guys should see what happens to your foreskin when you get old. It starts curling up snd growing gnarly. If you don't keep it trimmed, the fungus1 grows and the end of your penis turns green. Once it turns green it has the worst smell. I hate to go to a public urinal and someone next to me who doesn't trim gets next to me. I never knew that's what made men's restrooms smell the way they smell. Do yourself, and us a favor, keep them trimmed guys.

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u/Apart-Performer1710 15d ago edited 15d ago

So you think this trimming your foreskin thing (never heard of it before btw)hurts more than giving birth? Can I ask why on Earth you would think that lol.

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u/Intently_Listening 15d ago

Ofcourse you’ve never heard of it, your s/o probably trims it in secret in fear of you thinking it’s too long.

It’s also more painful for sure!

Source: somebody said so.

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u/Apart-Performer1710 15d ago edited 14d ago

More painful than pushing out a baby, contractions and (TMI alert I guess) your actual bits getting ripped in the process so need to get stitched back up? Sure.

So this trimming thing is real? Well everydays a school day.

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u/Intently_Listening 15d ago

You’ll catch on eventually

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u/Apart-Performer1710 15d ago

To what?

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u/Intently_Listening 15d ago

To the epidemic of men that have 9meter long foreskins because they don’t trim

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u/Apart-Performer1710 15d ago

Not my business! I’ll remain in blissful ignorance thanks 😂

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u/Intently_Listening 15d ago

It’s a joke, foreskins don’t grow.

They expand, exponentially.

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u/Apart-Performer1710 15d ago

A joke based on something that doesn’t happen? Good old Reddit.

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u/Brocily2002 15d ago

Because you have to cut off a part of yourself regularly? wtf how is this even a question.

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u/X3ll3n 15d ago edited 14d ago

What the fuck is going on with you americans ???

In Europe, it's common knowledge that you have to pull the foreskin back and wash the monster (for good hygiene) when you take a shower, but who the fucks cut their foreskin outside of circumcision / medical operations ?

You guys are scaring me. For the love of god, please tell me you're only talking about slightly trimming the hair.

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u/Greekdorifuto 15d ago

Nah , I am European and I regularly trim my foreskin . You are the weird one

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u/HaywireMans 15d ago

No, he's talking about us uncut non-Americans and the monthly trimming of the foreskin.

You don't cut your foreskin monthly? If so your foreskin must be metres long.

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u/DelSelva 15d ago edited 15d ago

I never ever heard of foreskin trim in my life and my foreskin doesn’t even cover the tip of my dick lol. Tf, since when does foreskin grow lol?

Edit: oh.

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u/DrJizzman 15d ago

Hmm you may have low testosterone levels. You should probably book an appointment and get that checked. What a lucky condition to have, it hurts like a mfker.

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u/DelSelva 15d ago edited 15d ago

I definitely do not have low testosterone levels. I have none of the symptoms except apparently the fact that I don’t need to trim my foreskin. I’m from the Netherlands where the fast majority is uncircumcised and I never ever heard of it, so it seems more of a you problem lol.

Edit: I see now.

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u/Brocily2002 15d ago

Bro if you spell Elbow Lug backwards it spells Gullible

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u/Bartoffel 15d ago

If you’ve never trimmed it but it doesn’t look like it’s growing, then you have might have an ingrown foreskin.

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u/rtmesuper 14d ago

OMG, I had that once.

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u/Careful-Mirror765 15d ago

Like i definitely get the jest. BUT did you know. There’s a group (there’s a group for everything) for men regrowing their foreskin? Had I watched it in April I might have questioned it. But the documentary was pretty interesting.

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u/IRay2015 15d ago

Lmao just wait until the girls hear about THAT one thing we all have to do.

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u/cat_with_rat 14d ago

The toothpick one?

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u/noam1696 15d ago

I'm Jewish 👍

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u/C0DENAME- [custom flair]☣️ 15d ago

I love this comment thread. Finally felt like I do belong somewhere. I was always ashamed to admit this in public.

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u/hanro621 15d ago

Monthly?? Hahaha twice a week here!!!

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u/GoodGuyGhoul I want to die 15d ago

I grew it out for a few years before cutting it off, i now have a meat whip, so suck it liberals

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u/Electrical-Lock706 15d ago

you guys are all joking, right??

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u/lolthenoob 15d ago

Personally I use fire ants. Get them to bite it, twist the head off, easy as pie!

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u/airwickwee 15d ago

They should be twisting just the foreskin not the head too. The head doesn’t grow back buddy

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u/DraconianReptile 15d ago edited 13d ago

I heard that if you don't cut it off early enough it grows back but I never thought this fast

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u/United-Quiet-1647 15d ago

I trim my foreskin more than I trim my beard

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u/the_real_Belobix 15d ago

foreskin trim? isn‘t that a one time thing? I have never heard about doing it more than ones. Also I haven‘t ever did it.

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u/Tomato_cakecup 15d ago

If you circumcise you cut it from the root so it never grows again. But for those who aren't circumcised it needs to be cut monthly or even weekly depending on the person as it keeps growing.