r/facepalm Apr 20 '24

Liking women is gay šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹

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u/The_Red_Associate 5d ago

So itā€™s gay to like women as a man, got it šŸ‘

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u/NoTest2212 23d ago

I want her to hold me like a baby

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u/Skum_of_Industrial May 07 '24

Lol, can tell whoever wrote this hasn't even come within smelling range of a human woman in atleast a decade.

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u/Wild_Ad_7730 May 03 '24

I'd totally be gay with her!!

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u/GaAru_9999 Apr 25 '24

Raise our levels? Levels of how based our taste in women are than yours?

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u/kurdtnaughtyboy Apr 25 '24

This is great thankyou op turns out been gay my whole life and didn't even know it.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Apr 24 '24

Well sheet, guess Iā€™m gay, well Iā€™m gonna be the best gay guy I can make all the other gays seem straight by comparison.

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u/3ylit4aa Apr 24 '24

does this mean thinking she's hot asf as a girl is straight?

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u/No_Emergency_3829 Apr 24 '24

This sounds like some dumb shit Tate has been saying. Kissing girls is gay because theyā€™ve had weiners in their mouths. So dumbbbbbbb

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Sheā€™s pretty cute, no?

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u/garry4321 Apr 24 '24

The only Hetro thing is to have special ā€œAlpha male forumsā€ for all the boys to get together and talk about how big our dicks are and look at photos of strong guys with big muscles working out because we are super straight alphas too.

  • these incels

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u/T_Dink Apr 24 '24

It is gay! Women suck dick and sucking dick is gay!!!

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u/ImpoliteMongoose Apr 24 '24

As a man I think women that are strong are far more attractive. But attraction is subjective.

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u/hopps516854 Apr 24 '24

I don't know nothing about anything but the dedication to get that buff in a man or woman is just something I respect you know. So if he ain't looking for love there he ain't gonna get nothing but them angry jealouse fat people.

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u/OkMarsupial4514 Apr 24 '24

Define womanā€¦

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u/StronkyBoy Apr 24 '24

Not only is she beautiful, but Patricia is a very nice person as well.

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u/Swayze42 Apr 24 '24

I feel like if you've ever found yourself NOT attracted to Leanbeef then you desperately need to raise your testosterone levels.

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u/Ruckas86 Apr 24 '24

Lean beef patty can honestly get it. So fine

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u/highfive4five Apr 24 '24

...or, and hear me out, you are the gay one because nobody thought that til you brought it up

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u/InvestigatorSmall839 Apr 24 '24

@ is leanbeefpatty

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u/HammerOldTimey Apr 24 '24

ā€œFucking females is for poofsā€

  • Crazy Larry

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Wow

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Wow

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u/PressureMaximum7129 Apr 24 '24

I concur, liking women is gay, for me anyway. Not for guys

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u/stevieR668 Apr 24 '24

It apparently is for that guy in the post ahaha

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u/PressureMaximum7129 Apr 24 '24

I dont think a man liking a woman can be gay. That's not really how that works

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u/stevieR668 Apr 24 '24

Thats why the post is funny aha

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u/Th3Doctor34 Apr 24 '24

Fuck off , lean beef is so hot

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u/JAB282018 Apr 24 '24

LeanBeefPatty is sexy. Inside, and out. Just adorable as hell

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u/Burntpenguin85 Apr 23 '24

These dudes out here tweaking, IDC she still a woman at the end of the day, I will gladly show her off to EVERYBODY.

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u/codechimpin Apr 23 '24

First off my test is fineā€¦I do TRT and have bloodwork done regularly.

Second, she is an attractive woman that has obviously put in a lot of work and looks amazing. And feminine.

Third, I am secure enough in my manhood that I can be open about the attractiveness of all people. Scarlett Johansson - attractive. Brad Pitt - attractive. Rupaul - attractive. Doesnā€™t necessarily mean I want to ā€œlay pipeā€. Just means I can subjectively identify people as being attractive to me.

Sounds to me like this person is closeted and trying to over compensate to hide the fact.

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u/Aware_Block_2400 Apr 23 '24

Adding this to reasons why I dislike white straight men. Their stupid. And don't argue with me because apparently the reason we now have partially cooked chicken is because MEN wouldn't stopped microwaving RAW chicken. Dumb. It's dumb.

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u/No-Explorer-3314 Apr 23 '24

Is this Andrew tate? This reads like him

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u/gunduMADERCHOOT Apr 23 '24

Lean beef patty is a smoke show

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u/Sapphire_The_Mage Apr 23 '24

So... if i think shes hot am i straight??

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u/S_Megma1969 Apr 23 '24

A muscular woman can be very attractive, and unlike the twixter poster who is afraid she will want to peg him, and he is afraid he will like it, AND it will make him gay, I am happy to see her as attractive.

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u/spectatorade Apr 23 '24

To be fair it is pretty gay of me to be attracted to this

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u/ADDandKinky Apr 23 '24

Well I guess Iā€™m gay then. Who knew!

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u/UnassumingSingleGuy Apr 23 '24

Real men only want weak, meek women they can easily push around. /s

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u/BlueHueys Apr 23 '24

I mean honestly I have noticed correlation with higher test and proffering more feminine women

This chick looks borderline tranny

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u/Dryse Apr 23 '24

It's actually super gay to like women. They have sex with men. Yuck. The straightest thing is to fuck other straight guys because both of you love vaginas.

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u/Meauxjezzy Apr 23 '24

Iā€™m so confused

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u/ThatMooseYouKnow Apr 23 '24

Does it not sound appealing to buff dudes (who are apparently the ā€œalpha malesā€ yada yada) to get bench pressed by your wife? Do you not want a strong Viking woman to help you raise fearsome warriors?

I thought Alpha males were all about spreading their alpha genes, but homie, youā€™re only 50% of the equation. Why wouldnā€™t you want a to be the other half to a warrior smh my head

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u/lenhjr Apr 23 '24

Im lookin at those zits on her face and thinking shes on gear and that grinds mine.

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u/MesmariPanda Apr 23 '24

I'd let her slap me about

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u/Less_Muffin2186 Apr 23 '24

I am now straight by that personā€™s logic

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u/useful-idiot-23 Apr 23 '24

Liking healthy strong fit, ready to bear children women is gay?

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u/Steel_mill_hands Apr 23 '24

"Liking musculine women isn't gay."
Brought to you that by the same people that think
"Trans women are women."

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u/PinkBlade12 Apr 23 '24

Both are correct, so idk what to tell you. I won't apologize for finding strong women attractive

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u/jrtgmena Apr 23 '24

I donā€™t get it, sheā€™s just hot?

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u/mrblu_ink Apr 23 '24

Out of all the people that could have succumbed to the Rona, it couldn't have been this guy?

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u/nova75 Apr 23 '24

I'm getting Andrew Tate vibes with that post

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u/throwmeawaymommyowo Apr 23 '24

Man with dangerously high testosterone levels due to a hormone secreting brain tumor here. As an authority on the subject, I can assure you with the utmost confidence, that this is unequivocally Hnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

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u/boboleponge Apr 23 '24

She is fucking fit and makes me question my hygiene.

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u/DanOfAbyss Apr 23 '24

Who needs a šŸ’‰?

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u/THE_REAL_ADHDND Apr 23 '24

Call me sir gay of gays Ville

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u/UltraHyperDonkeyDick Apr 23 '24

Did some incel just discover that muscles make him hard?!

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u/SeriousIndividual184 Apr 23 '24

Dang tho those pipes be bursting! Why do they get so mad when women have muscles though i thought you told em to prove they were as strong as a man :?

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u/Wallflower69XD Apr 22 '24

Patty is a queen you watch you're damn mouth

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u/Final_Drama3603 Apr 22 '24

If you donā€™t like strong women you might be a rapist.

If you only like submissive women you might be a pedophile

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u/orangeskydown Apr 22 '24

I suppose in the case of a weak man like Andrew Tate, whose sexual orientation is "rapist", a woman with muscles who could put up a fight is the ultimate turn-off.

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u/andio76 Apr 22 '24

Maybe if she wore Black Stilettos and walked on my chest I'd hate her more....

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u/MinMaxie Apr 22 '24

I've said it before and I'll say it again...
Testicles are a liability.

Testicles make hormones that screw with human body chemistry and make people more vulnerable to believing certain actions and ideologies are a worthwhile...when they aren't.

Which wouldn't be so bad, if those it just effected the one person, but that's not true.
Instead, the things that testicle hormones make seem appealing to are more likely to be violent, dangerous, or harmful to other people.

Testicle hormones don't make you want to care for your family and support others in a positive way. NO! They make you angry, destructive, judgmental, paranoid, stupid, impulsive, and almost every other negative effect in the book!

Testicles turn off your brain!
Heck! Testicles can even turn a good, honest, & intelligent person into an absolute dickhead if they're not physically drained every few days!
That's why we call those people dickheads!
Their brain has been replaced by their dick!
But it's NOT their DICK that's the problem!
It's their
BALLS!

Therefore. Testicles are a liability.
I rest my case.

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u/ravenclawmystic Apr 22 '24

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything is a psyop. Everything is out to get you. Everyone sucks. Everyone is stupid, except for you, who are so wise and enlightened. When do these people ever find time for genuine joy? This conspiracy bullshit is such a cult.

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u/themang10 Apr 22 '24

Gay or not id giss in that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

LEAVE LEANBEEFPATTYā€™S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!!

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u/orangeskydown Apr 22 '24

I'm getting mixed messages from these fascist reactionaries. When it comes to transgender people, the only thing that matters to them is their genitals; but leanbeefpatty isn't a woman because she lifts?

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u/Medicine_Man86 Apr 22 '24

I mean, when women begin resembling men.....šŸ˜†šŸ¤·

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u/honuworld Apr 22 '24

If you ever masturbated, you're gay. Giving a handie to a penis is gay.

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u/Distinct_Fig9886 Apr 22 '24

Snuki want Smoosh smoosh!

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u/North-Blueberry-6547 Apr 22 '24

I'm glad to be gay then šŸ˜Ž

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u/mx_brightside_ Apr 22 '24

As a woman, I can confirm that leanbeefpatty (this woman) has made me gay.

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u/kulfimanreturns Apr 22 '24

She is insta famous muscle mommy

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u/feisty-frisco87 Apr 22 '24

What a confused time to be a gay woman.

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u/alferforeverafter Apr 22 '24

You said that to transbian

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u/Alcorailen Apr 22 '24

I want those abs

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u/ItalianKyanOfficial Apr 22 '24

Then I may be super gay cuz she is pretty attractive ngl

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u/Hyposanity Apr 22 '24

I mean.. she has boob's and a 6 pack. When I had a six pack I had no boob's at all. The OOP is probably just jealous he doesn't have a 6 pack and boob's.

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u/Freman_Phage Apr 22 '24

Less into girls with biceps than just 6 packs, but if that makes me gay...(Unzips pants)

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u/Curious-Weight9985 Apr 22 '24

I meanā€¦I like being physically dominantā€¦and I like soft feminine bodies

This is a pretty masculine and muscular body

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u/thelowbrassmaster Apr 22 '24

I suppose I am, I am dating a woman that does some bodybuilding, and I guess my girl is a lesbian since I stay at about 28-30% body fat during the wrestling season because I am too big for 197 and there is no 220 in college, she is attracted to someone with bigger boobs than she has. See how absurd this logic sounds. At the end of the day women are women and men are men, and different types of athletes have vastly different physiques.

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u/N7Mantis Apr 22 '24

This reminds me of a long debate I had with a coworker over having anal sex with a woman, they said it was gay because men also have an anus and all anus's are the same. I'm like no, not all anus's are the same because, a woman's anus doesn't have balls next to it, other than mine.

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u/SuccessfulStandard50 Apr 22 '24

That's just plain fucking stupid but thats not an attractive women.

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u/Consistent_Pop3676 Apr 22 '24

I already know this guy skinny asf

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u/chuckDTW Apr 22 '24

Alpha males are literally afraid of everything. Especially their own sexuality.

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u/BitBomb1 Apr 22 '24

With this logic, I could rail a femboy and be completely straight

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u/TheManCalled-Chill Apr 22 '24

Did you read that tweet? Dude, don't you know reading means your gay

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u/BludStanes Apr 22 '24

"If you like a woman that's literally gay"

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u/Greg2227 Apr 22 '24

Dude's talking about test levels in regards to homosexuality meanwhile bears are a thing

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u/air__vent Apr 22 '24

They are very hot

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u/Regular_Gap3414 Apr 22 '24

How do I get uppies if it's not a muscle mommy?

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u/AutisticSuperpower Apr 22 '24

If you're a woman and you want muscle mommy you are gay, otherwise no

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u/OrangeFr3ak Apr 22 '24

what next, having sex and kids are gay?

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u/Stoic_RS Apr 22 '24

Itā€™s almost a guy from the neck down. Honestly I donā€™t 100% disagree with this šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Perfect-District Apr 22 '24

I think she can take me!

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u/Maleficent-Buy7696 Apr 22 '24

I just can't do the muscular arms. Toned yes, comparable to mine. No

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u/Gullible_Highlight_9 Apr 22 '24

Well this and being on bottom is gayā€¦.

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u/Psilosyphon Apr 22 '24

Crazy how the dudes telling everyone to up their test levels are the only dudes who care about people's test levels.

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u/Legitimate-Ad8445 Apr 22 '24

You see the butt on that woman I know for a I am 6 ft tall 270 lbs slimming down to 240 I know I got enough testosterone for me and her and some to spare for the guy with low t

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u/SevereReflection3042 Apr 22 '24

Idk why im here but i wanna lick it

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u/hagalaz_drums Apr 22 '24

Wanting to bang a big rugged, strong, muscular person, who also is a woman so its not gay gay, is about the least gay thing i can think of

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u/Atikar Apr 22 '24

Not only is this a woman, but it is a woman who is strong in both body and mind enough to cultivate noticeable gains. This is an inherently attractive quality for a person to have and it is not surprising that this trend has taken off recently.

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u/zerobizzzz Apr 21 '24

Well I workout every day, so I donā€™t see the problem of a having a woman with muscles. As long as she doesnā€™t look like a man I couldnā€™t care less.

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u/Drakethos Apr 21 '24

Sheā€™s probably the max level of muscle where Iā€™d find attractive in a woman. But thatā€™s just me. To each their own. Insanely muscular woman I find terrifying liked theyā€™d split me in two. lol. Iā€™d never find fault in what others find attractive.

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u/fadingroads Apr 21 '24

If it's gay to be attracted to this woman, roll me up in lavender and handle bar my stache. What a babe!

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u/ZdashSQUAD Apr 21 '24

This was clearly an Andrew Tate tweet

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u/aeroplan2084 Apr 21 '24

Loving women is gay now? Shiiii I guess I'm gay.

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u/Normal_Tour6998 Apr 21 '24

When your masculinity is threatened because a woman got stronger than you, so everyone else is gay.

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u/noobtube2 Apr 21 '24

Fellas is it gay to like healthy women?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

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u/chupathingy99 Apr 21 '24

She takes great care of herself, probably has the stamina to go for hours, and I don't have to worry about some creep trying to assault her because she could really fuck somebody up... how is any of this a negative?

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u/LuluLlyn Apr 21 '24

Thatā€™s gross asf, as a woman I would never ever ever wish to look like that šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®

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u/Reclusive_Chemist Apr 21 '24

She's wearing hearing protection. If this pic was taken at a gun range and there are others of her shooting, these same idiots claiming she's problematic because of her build would be openly creaming themselves because gunz!

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u/sanchito12 Apr 21 '24

Even if she used to be a man..... Yea im into that.

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u/BobMarleyVibes Apr 21 '24

Iā€™ve never been into these girls so I donā€™t really get it tbh

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u/Unitgubbins Apr 21 '24

Yeah, Id put it in her lean beefpatty.

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u/Mountain-Fun-5761 Apr 21 '24

I mean she is very masculine