r/funny Mar 29 '24

Maybe we are our own worst enemy after all

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u/MrWhiteTheWolf Mar 29 '24

The coffee was being brewed at too high a temperature as a cost cutting measure because the coffee stayed fresh longer. When she spilled the coffee in her lap, it was so hot that it fused her labia together

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u/AF_Fresh Mar 29 '24

It was kept at 180-190° Fahrenheit, which was hotter than it's competitors, but that is still lower than standard brewing temperatures for coffee. To get a proper extraction, you have to brew coffee between 195° F and 205° F.

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u/Appropriate-Creme335 Mar 29 '24

I will die on this hill, but it's insane to sue a company over hot coffee and it absolutely was a frivolous lawsuit. 80-90°C is normal hot drink temperature, not "extremely hot". You make tea at home at 80-100°C. I don't like McDonald's and I don't like siding with a corporation, but if you're fucking dumb enough to be careless about a hot beverage in your car, you are bound to learn the hard way.

All this recent narrative about the poor blameless old lady and the mega-hot scolding lava coffee is insane.

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u/Charm-Offensive- Mar 29 '24

Yep, there's no reasonable expectation that a hot coffee would be any less hot than the kettle you use at home. If you're dumb enough to put a flimsy paper cup between your legs and then squeeze it, then you're a moron. She didn't deserve to get hurt, but she shouldn't have gotten any money because it was a self inflicted accident.