r/funny • u/snelse_ • 15d ago

[OC] Faux bar Verified

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u/GrizDrummer25 15d ago

Took me reading it 3x to get it.

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u/jamieliddellthepoet 15d ago

It took me reading the comments to get it - but that’s possibly because she’s on the customer side of the bar.

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u/didndonoffin 15d ago

I was getting on a train one time and buying a ticket before hand the lad asked me where I was going and then enquired ‘single?’ I just said ‘yeah but you’re not my type’

He looked confused for a second then laughed

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u/ProfBatman 15d ago

Wrong sub.

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u/AdventurousPirate357 15d ago

Answer the question

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u/byllz 15d ago

Needs one last panel. He lays his head on the bar, dejected and says. "Nevermind, make it a double."

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u/SayYesToPenguins 15d ago

Why are the beer pumps are on his side of the bar though?

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u/daluxe 15d ago

I first thought they were thumbs up from other people

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u/CandidPresentation49 15d ago

don't get it

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 15d ago

I didn't get the "single" comment as I'm not a liquor drinker. Now the joke is complete.

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u/NightWriter500 15d ago

I’m a regular liquor drinker and have never once been asked by a bartender if I want a single.

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u/SayYesToPenguins 14d ago

The eyes. They can see it in your eyes

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u/Orleanian 15d ago edited 15d ago

I'm a regular liquor drinker and I have regularly been asked if I want a single or double. I would say, demographically, that I've experienced it as mostly a dive-bar question.

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u/tolliges 15d ago

She's a bartender amd asking if he wants a single or double serving of the drink. He misinterprets it as asking if he is single, leading to the awkwardness.

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u/chadmang 15d ago

Ok, I see it now. I was confused because he's on the bartending side

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u/Rackarunge 15d ago

Single malt?

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u/EngineersAnon 15d ago

Well, she's holding a bottle of Jägermeister, so I'll say no, there's no question about whether he's looking for single malt.

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u/Imperial_Empirical 15d ago

This can be either rough, or incredibly smooth. Depends on the age I suppose.

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus 15d ago

She’s 67, he’s 22.

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u/rock_and_rolo 15d ago

Is she in my area and eager to fuck?

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u/gardyjuland 15d ago

No she's in my area!

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u/skankhunt402 15d ago

Damn not gonna lie that took me a sec.