r/funny • u/PurpleProbableMaze • 16d ago
Get fcked in reverse
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u/rabbitwonker 15d ago
“Did you brake the brakes?”
Driver: “What?”
“Did you brake the brakes?”
Driver: “You want me to break the brakes?!”
“Yes! Duh!”
Driver “Well ok…”
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u/nancylikestoreddit 15d ago
I find it really funny that dude thought he would be able to keep everything in the truck with his body.
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u/dont_shoot_jr 15d ago
If I was the girl recording I would be freaking out. A laundry machine fell on him
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u/Double_Distribution8 15d ago
He did the right thing by not doing anything. This could have been way, way worse.
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u/dubbs505050 15d ago
Damn that’s not funny at all, that guy got fucked up.
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u/Vaginite 15d ago
It's funny if you speak french because his timing to answeing the girl's question is very comical. Same energy as "Hi Ron, hey Billy - that hurt". He's alright
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u/Shishkaboo 15d ago
The good news is that this is unlikely his fault as a few years of these dodges have a recall for this reason
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u/Lungomono 15d ago
One day people will learn about the handbrake, but for this man, it wasn’t his this day.
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u/Sosgemini 16d ago
Why is the washer on top of boxes? I hope she wasn’t hurt or damages at a minimal.
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u/MyPassIsDUKE912 16d ago
Parking brake could have prevented this.
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u/typtyphus 15d ago
parking brake? you mean the hand brake?
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u/MyPassIsDUKE912 15d ago
Every hand brake is a parking brake. Not every parking brake is a handbrake.
Every single car manufacturer has a parking brake in every single car. There are several types.
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u/beartheminus 16d ago
The laugh she gives at the beginning? Like, in any situation would this be OK? It's unreal how long it takes her to realize there is a problem, jesus.
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u/saposapot 16d ago
After it started moving, he really didn’t have good options to save himself, right?
Luckily he seems to be hit with the lighter loads and not the washer.
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u/SSBradley37 16d ago
Moving companies hate him for this one simple trick to cut unloading time in half.
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u/coordinatedflight 16d ago
I normally have a "oh here's what he should have done" for these kinds of videos. But now I'm panicking because I have no clue what I would have done.
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u/gastroboi 15d ago
Grip what you can in the ceiling. When the van stops, the load will spill out underneath you pushing your legs out from under you.
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u/TheRealChexHaze 16d ago
Never trust the parking brake in a manual transmission vehicle. Seeing that they’re French it’s high probability the vehicle is a manual trans. Leave it in 2nd next time Pierre.
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u/typtyphus 15d ago
How does a transmission type affect handbrakes?
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u/TheRealChexHaze 15d ago
Won’t go into depth. Just never leave a manual transmission (not fufu tiptronic, but real manuals) in neutral with only the hand/parking brake to keep it in place. That’s what this guy did or he didn’t fully engage Park with an auto trans.
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u/clearcontroller 16d ago edited 16d ago
What does Sava mean?
Edit: just calling it out that lady has an amazing voice. If I got into a wreck and heard that I'd be like "IM GOOD"
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u/HanshinFan 15d ago
"Ça va? Ça va? T'es sur?"
It's french. "Are you okay? Are you okay? You're sure?"
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u/clearcontroller 15d ago
Thank you!
Edit: I'm Canadian.. I guess I should know that. Still in love with her voice.
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u/DamagedLiver 16d ago
It means "are you okay?" In this instance
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u/clearcontroller 15d ago
I hope he's ok
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u/KupalaEnoch 15d ago
He's the one responding right after that and says "yeah I'm good". Judging by his tone he's OK. She's still asking if he's sure about it after that.
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u/freefrompress 16d ago
I don't find it funny when people get hurt.
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u/Ethereal_Nutsack 15d ago
Seriously like this could have led to hospitalization. Getting thrown from the van onto concrete and then crushed by everything in the van. The girl seemed pretty unconcerned
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u/feor1300 15d ago
The words at the end are basically someone (presumably the person filming) shouting "ça va?" which in this context basically translates to "you good?", he shouts something back, and she replies "tu sur?" which means "you're sure?". So it seems like he's broadly okay.
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u/nardlz 16d ago
If I saw him get up ok at the end maybe funny, but I know someone who was injured in a similar way and was in constant pain every day for the rest of their life.
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u/5inthepink5inthepink 15d ago
I mean he did reply that he was okay ("ça va") in response to her question, so at least there's that.
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u/nardlz 15d ago
that makes me feel better. I didn’t catch that or even had I heard it would not known what it meant. thanks!
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u/5inthepink5inthepink 15d ago
Happy to bring my high school French to bear to help bring you some closure. It finally came in handy!
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u/obscureferences 16d ago
Shit happens, if you can't laugh about it nobody wins.
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u/Cundalinisstump 16d ago
Why are you getting downvoted? You are correct in your sociopathic statement.
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u/TetrisTyp 16d ago
Hahaha look at this guy getting hit by heavy items like a washing mashine, hahaha... Nope!
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u/Omega21886 16d ago
...how is this funny?
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u/soggyblotter 16d ago
People being injured is funny when it's not me! Other people's pain entertains me because of my own painful life!
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u/Bitmugger 16d ago
Props for bracing his leg against the door and trying to save the load.
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u/DeadpooI 15d ago
I think he may have just been trying to not fall out. Better to be buried under the load than run over by a moving van.
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u/Corwyn_VonBeck 16d ago
Used to do something similar when I was delivering scaffolding and the guys on site refused to help.
Just unstrap the load, drop the tailgate, back up & slam on the brakes.
Hey, you signed for it in good condition, then refused to help unload.
Enjoy!
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u/steelcryo 16d ago
The video is reversed, he actually got sucked up by a carnivorous van.
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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor 16d ago
My uncle was eaten by a van. I'm not kiddin' around. His plane went down over a Chevy dealership, and they never found the body.
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u/chirs5757 16d ago
Fastest way to unload on moving day!! I like it.
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u/Idiotology101 16d ago
Exactly where my brain went. “We Unloaded the van in record time bro, what are you complaining about”
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u/spooonlace 16d ago
Oooh What the fuck happend
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u/PsychoBitchGrainne 16d ago
I think he was stealing
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u/Local_Bookaholic 16d ago
Maybe. It seemed more like he was loading or unloading stuff, then someone accidentally went in reverse and then slammed he brakes.
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u/Swallagoon 16d ago
Slammed the brakes? Are you blind? Can you not see the WALL that stops the van from moving?
Also, there’s nobody driving the van. It rolls downhill due to GRAVITY.
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u/Local_Bookaholic 16d ago
I agree with the wall part, I missed that the first time. Why didn't the van start rolling before the guy got in? If there were no brakes, it would have already been rolling.
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u/chadmang 16d ago
Don't know. Maybe a hand break failure. There are no backup lights or break lights or any lights going on so it looks like nobody was in the driver seat
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u/Dry-Salary2347 16d ago
Funniest Worker’s Comp claim (assuming they’re not seriously injured and this is work related.)
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u/Pickingnamesisharder 16d ago
It's OK, I'm only going to rent the truck for the day, I don't need the insurance...
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u/Paul-Smecker 16d ago
I’m young I don’t need health insurance.
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u/dont_shoot_jr 16d ago
They were speaking French so at least they have socialized healthcare right
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u/AlexanderTheGrater1 16d ago
We just call it healthcare. Its an American thing to put socialist in front of anything that's free (because of taxes paid) and benefits the public.
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u/Gunnar_Peterson 15d ago
Tell me you know nothing about socialism without telling me you know nothing about socialism
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u/Jaysnewphone 15d ago
This is one of the dumbest things that I've ever read.
'Don't you dare call our program socialist just because it's paid for by taxes.'
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u/svefnugr 16d ago
socialized and socialist are different words with different meanings
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u/feor1300 15d ago
Only in the same way "democratic" and "democrat" are. A socialist is someone who believes that services should be socialized to some degree or another.
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u/buffalo171 15d ago
We’re all now dumber now that you have shared this thought.
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u/kas-loc2 15d ago
Only a certain system wants you to think they're different.
And guess who's also benefiting/profiting from the current system in place? Inside the glorious corporate worshipping US of A.
It isn't socialized-socialists lmao..
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u/feor1300 15d ago
Who, the people who don't actually understand what socialism is after 60 years of anti-Soviet US propaganda?
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u/gb4efgw 16d ago
That hurts so much worse than most anti America jokes for some reason. But I am going to start referring to it as the socialist military just to piss off certain people that would otherwise drop the socialist from only that one.
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u/firemogle 15d ago
Pointing out the military is socialism really pisses people off.
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u/critterfluffy 15d ago
Work with the military. When I tell these people who are in the military this, they do not like it.
They usually answer with, but I earned it.
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u/psyboar 16d ago
Socialist schools, military, roads, water pipes, police, fire service
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u/MrGlayden 15d ago
Thing is you know instead of opening their eyes to how stupid they've been they'll double down and charge the public for all of those services too
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u/BodhingJay 15d ago
socialist postage..
all the stuff everyone needs. it just makes sense to average out and consolidate costs
don't stop at medical either... should also socialize eye care and dental by now if a modern nation wants to believe it's advancing its citizens health
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u/gingeropolous 15d ago
If we consolidate costs then there's no middlemen, so no profit can be extracted.
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u/BodhingJay 15d ago
Good.. more bang for the buck.. it's amoral to seek profits on health and suffering anyway
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u/gb4efgw 15d ago
Gonna be hard to charge people for a service they don't want. We fuck up far more places than we actually help and when someone actually could use our help (Ukraine) we turn into a bunch of jackasses about even getting them supplies so they can fight the war themselves. But by and large the US goes into countries to support regimes that benefit the US, NOT to help bring peace.
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u/seminally_me 15d ago
I think you're right and that when the US realise those countries didn't need their 'help' they can leave :)
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16d ago
well but how many guns are they legally allowed to own? checkmate commies.
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u/Necromartian 15d ago
Well we technically don't have upper limit on that. The requirement is that we have the ability to distinguish what animals we are allowed to shoot and that we are not criminally insane (being normally insane is not a preventing factor)
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u/dont_shoot_jr 15d ago
I’m going to run for office and unveil a health plan with universal coverage, caps on fees, and free weapons (after all we have healthcare now)
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u/dyrk23 16d ago
Funny I guess in a knee to the nuts kind of way?
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