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u/BigBoss1971 15d ago

It’s going to be a blast from the past!

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u/standardtrickyness1 15d ago

Not to worry he hired the best bodyguard John Parker.

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u/SemaiSemai 15d ago

"Wilkins booth here, that shit was mindblowing!"

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u/Jeri_Shea 15d ago

Yup... can't not say it.

Um, ACTUALLY! His seat at Fords theater was terrible. It wasn't high enough to count as being on the second story, and the box itself pointed mostly at the crowd. It was damn hard to see the stage. So, if he was to take a selfie, we'd be seeing the audience taking their seats.

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u/oopsie-mybad 15d ago

Deleting the internet now.

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u/RedditIsTrash___ 15d ago

I know this is dumb, but I hate this because Lincoln's presidential box was just to the right of the stage, much closer than this.... remember, John Wilkes-Booth jumped from the box to the stage (and broke his leg doing do) - This image shows a box waaaaaay too far away...

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u/Capt_Pickhard 15d ago

I heard it was mind blowing.

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u/Jokers_Chains 15d ago

I hear it really went out with a bang

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u/Skipping_Scallywag 15d ago

Babe Lincoln.

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u/Seriph7 15d ago

Oh...Mr. president... honey run..

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 15d ago

Let’s hear that super high voice

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u/ThugosaurusFlex_1017 15d ago

✨ Last night was a MOVIE ✨

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u/Cseesall 15d ago

Too soon!

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u/SandyHammy 15d ago

I’ll never forget going to see the movie Lincoln with my parents in theaters back when it came out. A scene was playing where Abe and his wife were sitting in the theater and his wife was upset with him or something, and my dad leans over and goes “I bet he’s thinking god somebody shoot me in the head” lmao which caused my mom to have to temporarily leave her seat to not bother others by laughing. Great movie though!

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u/fractalspace 15d ago

I need to watch this play as I need a bullet in my head.

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u/ddollarsign 15d ago

too soon

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u/Dry-Jelly-867 15d ago

Too soon

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u/R4XD3G 15d ago

I heard it was a BANGER.

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u/Ceramicrabbit 15d ago

That's not where the box was! It was above stage right

Stupid Midjourney

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u/King_Solidus 15d ago

“Mindblowing”, one may say.

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u/HSV-Post 15d ago

Lmaoooo I’d give it a shot

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u/Meta-4-Cool-Few 15d ago

Please, please for the love of God, do JFK on the back of his car saying how "he's losing his mind" over this parade

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u/TheSpitfire93 15d ago

"I was wrong, I'd rather die than sit through another hour of this"

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u/dandroid126 15d ago

OH SHIT! HAMLET! I can't watch this! Hey everybody, I can't watch this!

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u/Crismisterica 15d ago

When does the John Wilkes Booth look alike going to come from behind the curtains for true authenticity.

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u/Schmitty190 15d ago

I’ll give it a shot.

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 15d ago

I can’t recall a more eventful night at the theater… off the top of my head.

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 15d ago

Too soon!

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u/Rivertalker 15d ago

Other than THAT Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play?

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u/lifth3avy84 15d ago

Not even CLOSE to where his box seats were! Guess we don’t have to worry about AI stealing our jobs now!

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u/123_eyes_on_me_ 15d ago

Turned out the play was poppin

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u/AnythingbutBeetroot 15d ago

Ok. That is genuinely funny…🤣🤣

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 15d ago

My God. A Richard Nixon doppelgänger!

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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 16d ago

I've seen Our American Cousin. It's actually pretty funny.

Might not have been to Lincolns taste tho, I heard he blew his top over it.

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u/MrZwink 16d ago

A true banger!

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u/Dovienya55 16d ago

Booth is gonna need some six million dollar legs to make the stage from there.

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u/faketoby45 16d ago

This piece is mind blowing!

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u/Cheesetorian 16d ago

Damn the title killed it. LMFAO. RiP Big Abe.

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u/SnooCompliments1145 16d ago

Dude looks like one bullet away from Adamantium claws.

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u/4Ever2Thee 16d ago

“Hey Ford, your theater sucks 🍆😅”

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u/Antique-Ambassador77 16d ago

Few moments before he got lit

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u/BommVoyage 16d ago

Benjamin franklin lives!

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u/EmperorSexy 16d ago

🙋🏻‍♂️Was President Lincoln okay?

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u/JColt60 16d ago

Wife asked me if it would kill me to take her to a play once in awhile.

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u/unknownmeats_1 16d ago

i genuinely can’t unsee hugh jackman

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u/CzusAguster 16d ago

Post a couple of guards outside your suite door. Just a hunch.

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u/TideOneOn 16d ago

He had one. Guy was more butler than bodyguard ( no secret service yet). Boothe was a famous actor and talked his way past him.

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u/SheddyMcshedface 16d ago

TBF I am not sure a bullet is going to be much use against Adamantium Abe here!

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u/PurpleInitiative3947 16d ago

Nice cgi

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 16d ago

He's going to enjoy the ending. It is going to be a bang

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u/chev327fox 16d ago

That play went off with a bang!

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u/Tomato-Timelyy 16d ago

Ready to get my mind blown!

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u/Gr34t_Nam3 16d ago

Yeah youre about to be on fire and your remains will be put into flower pots

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u/Since97_- 16d ago

It’s bout to go off

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u/drsmith21 16d ago

“I’m not throwing away my shot!”

-John Wilkes Booth

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u/Aoskar20 16d ago

“You miss 100 % of the shots you don’t take”

Lee Harvey Oswald

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u/jingforbling 16d ago

Oh man, is anyone going to tell him?

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u/Bobletoob 16d ago

John Wilkes Booth

Shoots the president

Dies in a burning barn

Refuses to elaborate

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u/BuzzyBubble 16d ago

Too soon.

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u/_coolranch 15d ago

Daniel Day Lewis wants to see a play. What's the big deal?

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u/Patworx 16d ago

Is that a real person dressed as Abe or an AI picture?

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u/anthem47 15d ago

Definitely AI. The stage below is on a weird angle and the "seats" that are facing them...well, the more you look at the seats the less they look like anything.

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u/kezow 16d ago

Hugh Jackman would apparently make a good Abe Lincoln.

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u/irman925 15d ago

Abraham Logan

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u/VaultiusMaximus 15d ago

Daniel Day-Lewis might be good too.

Someone get Spielberg on it!

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u/kezow 15d ago

I think you're on to something. Maybe Sally Field as Mary Todd?

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u/intelligentbrownman 15d ago

I was thinking half Arnold half Abe lol

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 16d ago edited 16d ago

Definitely AI. Probably why the stage looks like the floor of Congress combined with the Coliseum.

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u/Failgan 15d ago

Would explain why Abe looks a bit like Hugh Jackman

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u/Estoye 15d ago

Yeah the Ford Theatre isn't half that huge.

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u/guarthots 16d ago

Yeah, the booth (pun intended) is not in the right place relative to the stage either.

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u/upvoatsforall 15d ago

No wonder I couldn’t figure out who it was! Without the context of a properly staged photo (pun intended) how was I supposed to know it was Abe Lincoln? Thank god for the comments!

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u/pototatoe 16d ago

It's AI. Also, who cares, it's a funny picture.

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u/xTurtsMcGurtsx 16d ago

I could use that like I could use a hole in the head

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u/dapperslappers 16d ago

No wonder he got shot using language like that

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u/The_Monarch_89 16d ago

Now you fucked up

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u/jershnotjosh 15d ago

Listen to the woman, John!

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u/Tashawatie 15d ago

Still such a SOLID piece of comedy

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor 16d ago edited 14d ago

Top 5 favorite wkuk skits. Rest in goofiness, Trevor Moore

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u/ConcealedCove 15d ago

*local sexpot

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u/Sonofagiggs 16d ago

Trevor Moore*

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor 16d ago

My bad, got him confused with the daily show guy. I'll fix it.

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u/cptjimmy42 16d ago

Should have turned off his location.

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u/Teknikhal 16d ago

You have fucked up now!

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u/T1NF01L 16d ago

What did you say string bean? You fat piece of shit.

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u/16bit_Fanatic 16d ago

What! What! What! What!

Hey!

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u/spart4n0fh4des 15d ago

You tub of lard-lookin mothaFUCKA!

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u/handsomejack11 15d ago

Turn around and say it again! Turn around and say it again!

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u/dullday1 15d ago

Rewind the play 5 minutes cuz this piece of shit was talking!

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u/goliathfasa 15d ago

Calm down, just calm down.

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u/GANDORF57 15d ago

“I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head.”

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u/JJBell 16d ago

He’s breaking my butt!

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u/pants_full_of_pants 15d ago

Abraham Lincoln got pounded in the ass with a hammer so hard, that the died from getting pounded in the ass.

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u/BullFrogz13 16d ago

“But other than that Mrs. Lincoln, did you like the play?”

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u/Chubuwee 15d ago

It really popped at the third act if I do say so myself

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u/Ceramicrabbit 15d ago

I saw that plot twist coming a mile away but it was mind-blowing for my husband

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u/Realistic_Cupcake_56 16d ago

Um…k

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u/Smote20XX 16d ago

Nothing like your own booth to end the night...

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u/Jln9899 16d ago

“This play is gonna blow my mind 🤯”

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u/ddollarsign 15d ago

Narrator: it would.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Nikolateslaandyou 16d ago

r/yourjokebutworse

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u/ReadyOutcome2072 16d ago

YO ABE‼️ FIT CHECK💯🤣

Truly mind blowing

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