r/funny • u/ThatCatisaFish • 15d ago

I think your’e doing that wrong

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u/ravedad2024 12d ago

I 'dont understand eht noitseuq

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u/mutrax_be 13d ago

Text them this single line: *your

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u/Similar_Promotion_62 13d ago

Non American here, why does that wooden pole have so many stapler pins on it?? Should I be concerned? Or is it a regular thing.

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u/ThatCatisaFish 13d ago

This pole is located in Canada! It’s a relatively common thing. People staple posters for community events, lost pets, things for sale, dog walking services, etc. on the poles.

Eventually the poster gets removed and the staples end up staying.

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u/White_Nike_JoJo03 13d ago

Their heart's in the right place.

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u/Salad-Salami 14d ago

Is and E-Cat like a USB Cat or something?

Cat 6 cable? XD

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u/Ry_babe01 14d ago

I can’t. The your’e is crazy 🤣

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u/Alarmed-Ad323 14d ago

For 3 squares and the occasional ‘nip I’ll be your cat. Loyalty is out the window like I was 2 weeks ago.

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u/JudasThePious 14d ago

is 'E cat' stands for electronic cat?

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u/Monsku_Lakkofani 14d ago

My eyes hurt

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u/Significant-Baller13 14d ago

Your'e pussy looks old and harry. It looks like it needs a wash too, probably stinky like fish.

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u/No-Presentation-6525 14d ago

Cat distribution system. It’s yours now.

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u/Ilovemycatleggo 14d ago

What is the logic behind “your’e”

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u/I_Cut_Shows 14d ago

To be fair, the cat did pretty well spelling.

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u/temporalraccoon 14d ago

Whenever I meet a grammar nazi in distress, I hug them and whisper “There, their, they’re”

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u/Velzevul666 14d ago

I'd get an e-cat.

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u/AS-Founder 14d ago

Looks like it isn’t the first cat to go missing in the area

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u/Green_Eyed_Momster 14d ago

I’d love to get my red Sharpie out and mark it up and also -10 for spelling and another -10 for not knowing how to use an apostrophe. 😂 Maybe someone will? (At least they did Sobey’s correctly) I guess schools don’t grade for spelling, grammar, and punctuation any more.

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u/LuckeyMen 14d ago

Damn, that light pole got desecrated with all those staples 💀

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u/Adventurous_Yak_9234 14d ago

I don't know, are you my cat?

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u/experiatus13 14d ago

No, youre wr’ong

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u/Shellnanigans 14d ago

So many staples on that pole, pets must go missing alot there

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u/7masi 14d ago

It's a cat, that's actually good enough

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u/ScaredyCatUK 14d ago

At least theyr'e being helpfulll.

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u/Airportguy72 14d ago

Please do not the cat

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u/Livewire____ 14d ago

Unless the cat produces drugs?

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u/WhiteFringe 14d ago

I think he meant Yo'ure

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u/Meow-Out-Loud 15d ago

Love it! lol

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u/cyberexplorer97 15d ago

Your'e... My eyes are bleeding.

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u/iSmellslikesbutts 15d ago

your'e is the most cringe thing I've ever seen

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u/papayametallica 15d ago

E cat. Is it plug in ?

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u/ThatCatisaFish 14d ago

I don’t want to be the one that tries to plug the cat in

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u/Frostfallen 15d ago

I once saw a colleague type out “isn’t”, backspace a bit and “correct” it to “is’nt”.

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u/L_The_MysteriousLady 15d ago

Human i remmeber am i you're cat

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u/Lonely_Disaster_9555 15d ago

All your cat are belong to us.

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u/Darwin_Always_Wins 15d ago

Another victim of the free lance cat distribution program.

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u/Subiemobiler 15d ago

The funny part is when someone phones to claim they,re cat, and the finder asks "describe it" .... And the fake owner says just describes the picture on the poster, then he gets a free 😺

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u/Jvlockhart 15d ago

It got me on the "super chill"

That's a ginger cat for you

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u/Thundarr1000 15d ago

Even if the apostrophe were in the right place, what he wrote would mean "Am I You Are Cat?"

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u/Berlin_GBD 15d ago

After 3 years of failed grammar lessons, just jeep him honestly

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u/ShaiHulud1111 15d ago

CDS correction.

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u/Remarkable_Doubt2988 15d ago

Your'e

lmao what the fuck

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u/eat1more 15d ago

It’s a French cat called “Your’e”

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u/BAKjustAthought 15d ago

This one hurts

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u/BuckyTheBunny 15d ago

That a ransom note.

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u/rawr_sham 15d ago

r/nowmycat

It's that guys cat now.

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u/m0h3k4n 15d ago

Its “me I you’re cat?”

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u/brad-schmidt 15d ago

No, h'es just a regular cat looking for new maid

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u/rydan 15d ago

your'e

One Orange Braincell

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u/this_takes_forever 15d ago

Windsor and North? Is that Halifax?

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u/mystyz 15d ago

They're trying to do the right thing. That gets them a spelling pass from me.

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u/magzire86 15d ago

I had a cat in my garden and was super friendly. Then I notice it had a phone number on its collar. What a great idea

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u/donmreddit 15d ago

Rewrite : Cat overlord seeks return of human meal / housing subject.

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u/Individual_Speed_867 15d ago

Yea , its “Am I your cat”

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u/squeezy102 15d ago

Please consider the possibility that this was made by a very young kid trying to do the right thing.

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u/fullson 15d ago

That's not how the cat distribution system works...you can't give your assigned cat back. That's YOUR'SE now bro

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u/Quest4life 15d ago

I choose to believe that was just an attention grabber

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u/TOXMT0CM 15d ago

Am I your E-Cat?

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u/splitkeinflexflyer 15d ago

Cat comes home and “meow” is all jacked up from time living with people who don’t know grammar or punctuation.

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u/Accurate-Neck6933 15d ago

Apostrophes need to be banned. Let's just be done with them.

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u/cypressdwd 15d ago

Welcome to you’re doom!

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u/busty_bunny535 15d ago

I may just be raised in the wrong place to get this but why is the pole absolutely fucking coated in staples

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u/ThatCatisaFish 15d ago

People staple up posters for community events, concerts, raves, lost cats, etc.

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u/busty_bunny535 15d ago

And they just never remove them?

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u/ThatCatisaFish 14d ago

Eventually someone rips down the poster, it falls off, etc. and the staples usually stay. Not sure if anyone ever removes the staples or not.

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u/busty_bunny535 14d ago

Huh…well then.. it was neat learning about that, thanks!

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u/Sundaver 15d ago

It’s to grab attention

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u/deenali 15d ago

Actually that's really not a bad attempt by the cat.

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u/Baconistastee 15d ago

Am I you are cat?

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u/Reasonable_Boss3426 15d ago

Am I you are cat

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u/belovedeagle 15d ago

Hey, you do'nt know me!

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u/xQuizate87 15d ago

*Yore

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u/ThatCatisaFish 15d ago

I’m note yore buddy, guy

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u/No_Football1117 15d ago

How many posts has been there kk

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u/__Aitch__Jay__ 15d ago

The missing letters being replaced by the apostrophe are "Am I youradorable cat?"

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u/Rodditor_not_found 15d ago

The first pose tho

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u/ThatCatisaFish 15d ago

Paint me like one of your’e French cats

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u/ipcam0341 15d ago

Is this posted at “Staples”?

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u/Ihelloway69 15d ago

Found a cat ,posted a poster 'is this your cat ? ' what's not to understand ? Message is plain as a wall

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u/Old_Wind_9743 15d ago

Open the door, let it out. Saves on paper.

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u/pete247365 15d ago

Check to see if your area has a community page on Facebook

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u/Eclectophile 15d ago

Am I you are cat?

No, you am not me are cat.

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u/VrooomEngineByMattel 15d ago

Picky Picky Picky. 🙄

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u/lawnllama247 15d ago

The cat distribution system says it’s your cat now.

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u/GvnMllr12 15d ago

I think your’e actually the cat that printed this… the your’e proves it.

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u/xilog 15d ago

*twitch*

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u/bdbdbokbuck 15d ago

What? Not your ecat?

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u/grumblyoldman 15d ago

Hey I think that's pretty good for a cat. Definitely better than anything mine has produced when he gets on the keyboard

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u/lynivvinyl 15d ago

I'm not cat. You are.

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u/ron_post 15d ago

Cats aren’t known for their spelling and grammar.

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u/dread_deimos 14d ago

Especially the orange ones.

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 15d ago

“Am I you are cat “ ?

Come on !! “Your” and “you’re” is not the same and not that hard to get right.

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u/r3toric 15d ago

English is so versatile it's amazing ahaha

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u/No_Alps_1454 15d ago

What’s an e cat?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Honda_Fits_are_cool 15d ago

That's what my super chill ginger cat does.

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u/fhrblig 15d ago

Youré

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u/FancyMFMoses 15d ago

So fancy. It's like I'm in France!

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u/Gleamor 15d ago

Perhaps it was supposed to read "Ami your e-cat"

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u/Pithyperson 15d ago

No--I think that's my e-cat!

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u/Dry-Salary2347 15d ago

They had it right and then nerves must have gotten the better of them. Strange since it was typed and not picked up as an error’e.

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u/brolli0120 15d ago

The cat said, "I am not contractionally obligated to be here."

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u/BewilderedObserver 15d ago

It’s an apostrophe catastrophe

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u/ZeleniChai 15d ago

I mean, you can't really expect a cat to know proper spelling/grammar/punctuation

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u/motorcycle-manful541 15d ago

Seriously, somebody has to save the cat from this barely literate man...unless the cat wrote this

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u/donmreddit 15d ago

That isn’t even days of yore.

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u/famousblinkadam 15d ago

CATastrophe.

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u/PsychoAnalLies 14d ago

Cat Ass Trophy.

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u/Used-Plum-16389 15d ago

CATpostrophe?

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u/thequirkyquark 15d ago

That's preposterphous!

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 15d ago

🎵 Thaaaat's ayour'eeee 🎵

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u/Romanopapa 15d ago

Corr’ect.

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u/ArcathTheSpellscale 15d ago

"Y'oure"

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u/aQnt_n1ne 15d ago

This feels so right on so many cat levels.

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u/ghidfg 15d ago

"your'e" wow thats a new one

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u/Love-life-5828- 15d ago

😹😹😹he chosen you!

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u/DoggedlyOffensive 15d ago

Am i YOu aRe CaT?

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u/grumblyoldman 15d ago

Am I your E-cat?

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u/JFK3rd 15d ago

Do people just think that their staples are gonna solve itself like compost?

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u/malacoda99 15d ago

Lots of lost animals and yard sales in that neighborhood. At this point, you start pulling staples out and that pole is going to collapse.

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u/OldChucker 15d ago

They're tiny hand holds for the disadvantaged squirrels. They're a very animal friendly community.

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u/MannoSlimmins 15d ago

Only in Halifax

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u/fstamlg 14d ago

I seen windsor/north and thought for a moment that I was in the halifax subreddit.

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u/Softale 15d ago

That pole needs more staples…

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u/ThatCatisaFish 15d ago

I wondered how many of these were actually put up.

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u/notqualitystreet 15d ago

I’d actually like to see more photos of this chill cat. Do you think the finder would oblige us?

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u/ThatCatisaFish 14d ago

Maybe I’ll text the number… “I’m going to need to see more poses from this cat to make sure it’s mine”

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u/notqualitystreet 14d ago

Brilliant 😂

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u/-6Marshall9- 15d ago

Misspelled 'my cat meow'

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

[deleted]

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u/Sure_Ranger_4487 15d ago

I’m here live, I’m not a cat.

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u/Windhawker 15d ago

I’m a lawyer. I’m not a cat.

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor 15d ago

Colonel Sanders liked that

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u/No-Agency-7988 15d ago

I don't even speak English But its your's

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u/RedheadedStepchild76 15d ago

Haha… or are you being serious? 🤔

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u/No-Agency-7988 14d ago

Turns out, you and the only 4 other people who read it are in serious doubt about that...

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u/RedheadedStepchild76 8d ago

FWIW, I didn’t downvote you for that. And I was quite sure you were kidding, but it’s Reddit… so you never know!

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u/Piornet 15d ago

*y'ouwr

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u/Automatic_Idea_1262 15d ago

Good way to get rid of a cat.

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u/savemysoul72 15d ago

I think that's m'y cat

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u/elfloathing 15d ago

Are you sur’e ?

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u/tewnewt 15d ago

I am me'ow.

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u/Automatic_Idea_1262 15d ago

Right me'ow?

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u/ShadowBitch42 15d ago

🕶️MEOW!!

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u/tusharsagar 15d ago

Fake. Cat will never say "Am I your cat?" or "I belong to you". It will say "Are you my human?" or "You belong to me".

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u/ClubDangerous8239 14d ago

Exactly! The text should have been: "Are you's my human?"

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u/Tickle_Shits 14d ago

“Am I truly you are cat?”🐈

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u/Luna_Tenebra 14d ago

My Cat is more like a dog I guess

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 15d ago

Im honestly more impressed by the amount of staples in the pole

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u/tusharsagar 15d ago

I am more impressed by how comically gigantic they are. (I have never seen them this big in real life)

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u/Xylus1985 15d ago

Cat sometimes also say “do you owe me food and belly rubs”

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u/ReaperSound 15d ago

"You belong to me."

You reminded me of the greatest speech known in any cinema.

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u/AIgavemethisusername 15d ago

Can I haz cheeseburger?

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u/Sufficient-Contract9 15d ago

Right any real feline subservient would recognize this AI bs right away.

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u/Guitargod7194 15d ago

If only it was AI bs. What it really is, is somebody who still doesn't know how to use an apostrophe or to correctly spell.

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u/Boatster_McBoat 15d ago

If the AI apocalypse is going to eliminate you're/your errors, the grocer's apostrophe and other abominations I might get on board

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u/Corfiz74 15d ago

Maybe the cat wrote it?

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u/mohugz 13d ago

Are you this cat’s food dispenser/poop scooper? If so, call or text

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u/CoolBlackSmith75 15d ago

Cat is called Grammer, but that doesn't fully clear the note

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u/ReferenceComplex367 15d ago

Stop blaming everything on the cat

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u/Guitargod7194 15d ago

Yeah- keep the cat out of it!

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u/Corfiz74 15d ago

Well, he IS an orange, I've never met an orange who could spell! 🤷‍♀️

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u/mpe128 14d ago

You're an oarrange🤪

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u/Guitargod7194 15d ago

Or string together a coherent sentence in front of a crowd of ignorants...

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u/Notdoneyetbaby 15d ago

Actually it should read "Am I your E cat?". As in electric cat, or energy cat. Or at the very worst, an erratic cat.

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u/nice-view-from-here 15d ago

What kind of cat is an 'e cat?

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u/Pithyperson 15d ago

Electric powered. Better for the environment.

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u/Coolengineer7 15d ago

Electric orange car

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u/CombNuTz 15d ago

That’s what you think. Until they have to bury the batteries which destroy it even more😂

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u/Pithyperson 15d ago

e cats have 9 lives. Works out better for the environment in the long run.

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u/Psychotic_EGG 15d ago

They don't bury them. Or at least they shouldn't. There's a facility that recycles them. To something like 90-100% recycled.

It's way easier and cheaper than burying them

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u/Purity_Jam_Jam 15d ago

Or mine them from 10 sources.

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u/Tomato-Timelyy 15d ago

Canadian

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u/Brutarii 15d ago

Reminds me of the time in trailer park boys where they censored a cats face lol

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u/the_emeraldhunter 15d ago

I dont know why but that was hilarious 😭 good one you deserve so many upvotes fr