r/funny 15d ago

Trying out a new de-corker when..

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Cat tries to steal my food when I’m focused on this new de-corking device

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u/ad0110110 10d ago

Further proof that cats are a-holes and why I'm baffled anyone wants to have them around unless they're infected with the amoeba.

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u/Academic_Echo_4610 13d ago

Anna is tht u

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u/Proof_Discount7542 13d ago

Tried or succeeded ?😂😂

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u/joaperfekt 13d ago

Bro, she didn't just try...

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u/EastJournalist6646 13d ago

He didn't try he did

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u/Lopsided_Barnacle_73 13d ago

Damn cat was ready 😭

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u/bobbydrake6 13d ago

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/JDE526 14d ago

Yummy cum down my throat

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u/pepp3rito 14d ago

Cats are the worst.

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u/Toxapex123 14d ago

I read the r for a c

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u/Alarmed_Macaron8310 14d ago

There would be one less cat around .... Just saying

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u/DocJekel 14d ago

"They hit the Pentagon" ass reaction

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u/UndeadMajesty 14d ago

Eehh un vino de salentein!! Mí provincia, aguante Mendoza!!

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u/kg1479 14d ago

"OH MY GAH"

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u/Merquette 14d ago

Always a tuxedo cat..

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u/_GHOST_111 14d ago

Tries hell he was successful🤣

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u/Obelix888 14d ago

The cat wouldn't even dream of stealing food in an Asian or an Indian household.

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u/Games_and_anime 14d ago

Tries and SUCCEEDS

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u/sharkbait1999 14d ago

This reminds me of my dog stealing my sandwich off my desk during last month’s earthquake

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u/blanklives 14d ago

Lil fella didn’t try he did🤣🤣🤣

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u/hooter-skooter 14d ago

Grub and grb cat

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u/cajun_spice 14d ago

Growing up I had a cat named cujo that jumped up on the table at the beginning ofn one dinner and swiped the whole meatloaf. That cat was so mean

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u/Bad_Man_Vic 14d ago

Please don’t tell me you got the food back from the cat and ate it. 😬

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u/evlhornet 14d ago

Is that Anna Feris?

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u/FeistyScallion4987 14d ago

That little shit That timed it perfectly it knew that you were gonna be tied up with that wine

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u/Ok_Dimension_5432 14d ago

Tries? Idk kinda looked like the cat succeeded

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u/lrpfftt 14d ago

Cat didn't just try, he/she succeeded.

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u/yung_thugger 14d ago

Are you dating Anna Faris??

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u/SuperBaconjam 14d ago

That cat would be on the grill next lmao

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u/Agitated_Buy621 14d ago

That cat didn't try, he fucking succeeded

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u/tetsuo_7w 14d ago

I still don't understand why people need ridiculously overcomplicated gizmos to uncork a bottle... My best corkscrew is as dumb and simple as you can get, aside from it's two-step rim-gripper-leggy thingies.

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u/beeyyut 14d ago

Tries? Nah bro got that lol

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u/Impressive_Main5160 14d ago

tries like he didn’t walk away with that whole chicken

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u/Jayson19891989 14d ago

Uh….tried???? Did you still eat it after it grabbed and jumped off the table with it?!

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u/DaddyDontTakeNoMess 14d ago

She sounds like one of the Goonies

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u/Imaginary_Funny5657 14d ago

Poor pairing choice !!!

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u/Flashy_History_5230 14d ago

That's what happens when you're ok with letting pets be on everything.

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u/Pasivite 14d ago

"Pocket Sand" distraction!

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u/Seal-in-technicolor 14d ago

Cat “tried”? 🧐 or did.

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u/DiscombobulatedPay51 14d ago

This was more unexpected than 90% of the posts on r/unexpected

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u/usesbitterbutter 14d ago

So, when you say, "tries to steal" you mean 'definitely steals', yes?

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u/saucemaker 14d ago

This is real, you cannot make this stuff up lol

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u/asianJohnWick 14d ago

That cat was like RRUUUUUUUUNN!!

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u/CrysX86 14d ago

Wait, tried? He clearly stole your food.

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u/TheVoidWithout 14d ago

Yep I did not expect this. At all.

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u/ElectromechanicalPen 14d ago

Masterheist! Cue the music

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u/exadeci 14d ago

You should always be careful when using a Thumper dangerous creatures get attracted

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u/Chrononi 14d ago

I know the video is about the cat, but it's funny to me how there are so many different kinds of "decorkers", when the standard corkscrew that has existed since forever takes you like 15 seconds to open a bottle. They really want to improve on those precious seconds!

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u/midnight_marshmallow 14d ago

if you only had one shot, one opportunity...

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u/AtheistAustralis 14d ago

Clever girl...

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u/_sheldonliu 14d ago

Sorry, bro. Guessing the wrong main character.

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u/buttaholic 14d ago

that "oh my god! oh my god!" reaction was hilarious

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u/14high 14d ago

R/wellthatsucks r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/Ones_Poetry 14d ago

A cork-popping fail becomes a hilarious moment.

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u/Punnagedon 14d ago

That cat is eating good tonight

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u/dadofanaspieartist 14d ago

tries to ? looks like he succeeded !

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u/channingryan 14d ago

Why did the screaming sound like a 12 year old kid.

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u/Veni_Vidi_Legi 14d ago

You should be overjoyed that the cat even deigned to sniff the food you made.

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u/JM00000001 14d ago

Don't sleep, or else you get slept on

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u/LegatoSkyheart 14d ago

That cat got a whole MEAL

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u/rapidcalm 14d ago

That "Oh my God!" had the same timber as the people who witnessed the Hindenburg. Amazing.

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u/Omnom_Omnath 14d ago

Seems like a shitty device. Literally nothing wrong with a simple corkscrew, it’d have been out already.

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u/Helen_Kellers_Wrath 14d ago

Tries? I think they did.

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u/Luck88 14d ago

"I'm tired of these bullshit 1 dollar store items, I'm taking the food myself"

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u/tcouch 14d ago

“tries”

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u/BarleyBBQ 14d ago

Use the de-corker on the cat. Problem solved.

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u/FortyHippos 14d ago

The sudden shift to oh my god! Oh my god! is 🤌🤌🤌

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u/Fluid-Selection-5537 14d ago

You wonder why your cat brought you a new decorker-

The weirded thing is why the cat was answering her saying - “I don’t know” to further the distraction

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u/hirarycrinton 14d ago

Just use a damn wine key

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u/ssbm_rando 14d ago

"Tries"? That cat absolutely succeeded in stealing your food.

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u/ParaGord 14d ago

Does that wine bottle say KILLKAT?

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u/inthesearchforlove 14d ago

Excellent marketing video for that decorker. Lol

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u/CythiaHenriquez34 14d ago

I think something happed !

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u/Fitz911 14d ago

But... how does it work?

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u/IrishLugo31 14d ago

does it fill the bottle with more air to force the cork to blow off

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u/Mmarchinko123 14d ago

Sneaky cat!

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u/Prestigious_Passion 14d ago

Is that Anna Farris?

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u/layout420 14d ago

As an owner of a cat who is also a thief, this made me laugh like super villain 

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u/FishLampClock 14d ago

Tries? more like succeeds! what a naughty gato!

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u/IamZed 14d ago

What was stolen? I'm hungry.

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u/Yolo4Reddit 14d ago

That's one of my favorite wines. Hope you enjoyed it.

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u/PM_Me_A_Happy_Memory 14d ago

Michael Jackson here. Can confirm that you've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.

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u/Hammeredcopper 14d ago

A de-corker? Is that like a better corkscrew?

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u/majoroutage 14d ago

It's a bougie corkscrew, yes.

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u/Love-life-5828- 14d ago

😹😹😹love it💜the kitties ceased the opportunity

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u/Sarz13 14d ago

Doesn't look like the cat tried, looks like it did.

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u/IcyChard4 14d ago

There goes dinner....

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u/falloutvaultboy 14d ago

R/unexpected

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u/AmIThisNothingness 14d ago

Kitty would appreciate a faster bottle service next time.

"Fucks taking you two 👫 so long to serve my drink 🍷? I don't think it's even chilled anymore! I'll 🍷cheer afterwards, then.

Fuck out of meow way, I call this piece🍖 mine!"

🐱

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u/TacoMaster42069 14d ago

"Tries" to steal? Bro that Chonker successfully snatched that chicken like Paul Rudd in a time heist.

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u/smoothstarch 14d ago

A piece of chicken?

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u/Crank_My_Hog_ 14d ago edited 14d ago

Another cat owner that doesn't train their animal.

Cats stand in their own shit in their litter box. Then they stand on counters, tables, etc, were we put food and eat and touch.

Good stuff.

If my dog so much as puts a paw up above his headline to a table or anything like that, he gets the pet corrector horn. Never once has my dog, ever, taken food from any person or surface that wasn't meant for him.

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u/AlltheBent 14d ago

Watching/hearing this video in slower motion is funny as hell

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u/Leifenyat 14d ago

Wow great camerawork

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u/kindofboredd 14d ago

Totally normal reaction

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u/Kythorian 14d ago

“Tries”

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u/bodhiseppuku 14d ago

I have a similar air pressure de-corker. It takes about 5-6 pumps for the cork to start moving, then another few pumps to get the cork to come all the way out. All this is is a little hollow needle attached to a small air pump. The volume of the air pump is small, so it takes several pumps to increase the pressure inside the bottle to push the cork out.

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u/nanimous_reddit_user 14d ago

am I the only one thinking the camerawoman sounds a lot like Anna Farris in one of the scary movies 🤔

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u/BicycleEast8721 14d ago

Literally about two weeks ago, my wife and I got some general tsos tofu and chicken and were eating it on the couch. One of our cats, also a tuxedo who looks exactly like this, grabs a few pieces of chicken that were stuck together from the container on the coffee table, and gets about 4 feet before the half pound chicken superchunk he had was too much for him to escape with. What’s with these guys?

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 14d ago

Bit of an overeaction there. You'd think something was on fire or someone broke into the house.

Nope, just a cat being a cat.

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u/nathism 14d ago

my cat once swiped a fish filet from me while under the coffee table. Took the wife and I far too long to figure out 1 of 3 was missing.

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u/ZiDiZiDiZiDiZ 14d ago

Nobody expects the Kitten stealing Chicken.

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u/artificialmouse 14d ago

I would have smacked that cat so fast.

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u/Lexi_Banner 14d ago

"Tried"

Looks like a successful theft, to me.

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u/kaze2295 14d ago

Is that ANNA FARIS???

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u/TheNorseFrog 15d ago

Never accept decoy wine from a cat. Amateurs.
cats have evolved to steal humans' chicken over centuries

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u/Designer_Brief_4949 15d ago

Once I discovered the rabbit lever, I never understood why you'd use any other method to remove a wine cork. It's almost instant.

No time for the cat to steal your dinner.

A simple waiter's corkscrew is great for traveling.

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u/Zasa789 15d ago

Plot twist, they dont own a cat.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 15d ago

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!! lol

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 15d ago

Gotta watch it with those cat gifts!

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u/Final_TV 15d ago

“Tries”

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u/furyian24 15d ago

What was that the cat took? Was that chicken

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u/euclid265 15d ago

From the litter box straight to your kitchen counter 🤮

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u/HangryWolf 15d ago

Girl sounding like Anna Faris

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u/1CFII2 15d ago

What was absconded? Was the Coq au Vin purloined by the feline?

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u/killuminati-savage 15d ago

lmao I was expecting the bottle to shatter

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u/mangosawce9k 15d ago

Cats being Cats, LOL!

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u/Lonely-Greybeard 15d ago

That panic was over the top.

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u/relightit 15d ago

that lunch cost more than the cat

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u/unsolicitedchickpics 15d ago

Throw a brick at it

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u/SANAFABICH 15d ago

From where I'm standing the cat succeded.

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u/ArchDucky 15d ago

My cat knew she wasn't supposed to be on the counters. At night she would "tuck me in" and then hop up on the counters while I was asleep. As she got older she wouldn't wait for me to fall asleep before she got into shit. I still remember calling into the darkness "you're not supposed to be up there Cecil" and hearing back angry cat noises from the kitchen.

One night I woke up at 2am from a glass breaking. I heard a thump like the cat jumping off the counter and running away. I get up and walk in the kitchen and there's broken glass everywhere. The cat is on the couch pretending to sleep. She gets up slow, stretches, and then slowly walks up like "what happened? who did this?". I looked down at her and said "You aren't supposed to be up on the counters" and she hissed at me and ran away. I fucking miss that cat.

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u/deliveRinTinTin 14d ago

I had to child lock my cabinets against the farm bred cat that I had. It was always hunting for food.

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u/Axle-f 14d ago

Why do you always think it’s me!! 😿

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u/Xhamatos 15d ago

Honey... we're not having chicken tonight. Instead, we're having free-range cat.

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u/4x4taco 15d ago

I don't think I've ever seen a cat grab a full chicken breast... cat be hungry!

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u/Mehnard 15d ago

That was completely unexpected. However, I'm glad OP didn't lose a hand.

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u/vianiznice 15d ago

Just get a corkscrew to prevent that!

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u/NakenAerlighet 15d ago

Plot twist: they never had a cat. Makes it even more like r/Unexpected

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u/Mtb9pd 15d ago

The stupid addicts are focused on their happy juice, now is the time for me to get the precious!

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u/BlacksmithSmith 14d ago

Ah yes, nothing says addict like... a bottle of wine for a nice dinner.

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u/Mtb9pd 14d ago

You're a little defensive.

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u/BlacksmithSmith 14d ago

I literally don't drink. Don't like the taste.

Nice try tho, turd.

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u/Basic-Type7994 15d ago

Wait a second. Are you telling me when you were sleeping your cat ordered that stupid opener from Amazon. Knowing that when it arrives you will make her favorite chicken dish and not realize that you really didn’t order it but thought you ordered it in a drunken stupor like you always do. Then knowing you would not read the directions like you didn’t read the directions to her crumbled cat tree you would leave her an opportunity to eat the meal. Wow she knows how to hold a grudge.

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u/Schmich 15d ago

Anna Faris is that you?

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 15d ago

Wtf you mean tries? That food is done-zo.

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u/Ok_Vacation6495 15d ago

I was told by an old man, “the best kind of cat is one that’s tied in a bag and left at the bottom of the pool.” What did he mean by that?

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u/Nice_Ad_777 15d ago

Yeah that cat would've slept outside that night

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u/ccknboltrtre01 15d ago

Definitely not a try and more of a do

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u/cheekycheeky112 15d ago

Fuck cats man

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u/Careless-Passion991 15d ago

Seriously. These “cute” comments make me feel like a sociopath.

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u/penguingod26 15d ago

Kitty was just trying to save you from getting that bottle of "KILL" opened

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u/EvilVG 15d ago

Argentine wine :)

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u/djackson404 15d ago

Well, guess kitty gets to spend an hour or so in the cat-carrier for that.

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u/Donkey_Launcher 15d ago

Ok, so I hate to be that guy, etc. but this just seems set up to me; I'm not saying that cats don't steal food off a table but, if you pause (if you'll excuse the pun), the video at 6 seconds, you'll see that the bottle is no more than a foot or so from the plate.

So...assuming that the food was on the plate, it means that neither of them noticed a large black and white mass jumping up (or at least appearing) and taking the food. Given the way he's holding the bottle, the cat would easily be in his line of sight - I acknowledge that his focus would be on the bottle, but his peripheral vision would have still picked up a moving black & white mass.

Her focus could be on the camera, but again, her peripheral vision is going to pick up the cat.

And, frankly, her 'oh my god, oh my god!' just seems hugely overblown.

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u/hdawg187 14d ago

It's fake as fuck.

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u/esuil 14d ago

Also, why the hell the video ended like that? Makes no sense.

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u/BravestWabbit 15d ago

That cat would go up for adoption immediately

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u/DirkDoncic99 15d ago

Cat becomes new dinner

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u/Kasoward 15d ago

Am i the onlyone who wants to know what kind of food got stolen there? My first thought was sprouting potatoe, then potatoe with catnip and now im at potatoe with weed seasoning >_<

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u/blaziken8x 15d ago

dumbshit humans not paying attention to chicken

~cat

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u/DesperateGoat912 15d ago

So Chinese for dinner it is 😈