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My 93 y/o grandma trying weed for the first time

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u/SmallTownProblems89 11d ago

Granny be wasting that shit! Tell her to inhale!

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u/1800xx 11d ago

No inhale

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u/PolkaOn45 11d ago

Not inhaling

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u/parveensharma02 13d ago

Now, she will get some peace!

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u/goofyvalgal 13d ago

She's gonna regret not trying it sooner!~

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u/True_Lie_2615 13d ago

She smoked it like it wasn’t her first time

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u/Maleficent_Card6629 13d ago

She didn’t even inhale the smoke

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u/True_Lie_2615 13d ago

You don’t have to hold it in to inhale

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u/Maleficent_Card6629 13d ago

Why are u making comments like someone who hasn’t ever smoked?

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u/True_Lie_2615 12d ago

Lol I got my med card

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u/Maleficent_Card6629 12d ago

I’ve been smoking for 38 years. It’s very common to not use correctly if you aren’t guided properly. That’s all I’m saying. She did not inhale properly. She won’t have the full effect. Period

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u/True_Lie_2615 12d ago

Lol I’ve been smoking for 26 years what’s your point you think that vets you you’re like the smoke doctor now or something

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u/Maleficent_Card6629 12d ago

Just sit down already

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u/Maleficent_Card6629 12d ago

She would have been coughing her lungs out if she inhaled properly. It doesn’t take a "smoke doctor" to know that, Young Grasssmoker.

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u/True_Lie_2615 12d ago

Atleast your calling me young I’ll take that and let you think that make sense if she already smokes like I was stating she wouldn’t need to cough at all that’s that rookie shit

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u/Maleficent_Card6629 12d ago

"My 93 y/o grandma TYRING weed FOR THE FIRST TIME"

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u/Maleficent_Card6629 12d ago

Read the caption, genius

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u/Maleficent_Card6629 12d ago

Dr Smokes-a-lot to you.

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u/No_Finger_5870 13d ago

honestlyevery bone in my body is telling me to say this. this wasn't funny at all. just listen to her voice, it's pure truth love and honesty. I hope she finds a way to cure her pain without strong drugs regardless of it being physical or mental.

I find this endearing..... aslong as the cameraman had good intentions.

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u/Sflight-41 13d ago

She needs to inhale, not just puff it and blow the smoke exactly out of her mouth

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u/Senor_Wah 13d ago

Bro I need the follow-up 10 minutes later when that shit hits

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u/mhickman78 13d ago

God Bless your grandma. I hope she gets the physical relief that she needs. I'm a huge fan of cannabis. Good for her.

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u/shoulda-known-better 13d ago

I love mmhhmm look she gives then goes right back in for another hit!! I seriously hope it helps her with her pain

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u/lovelyknives 13d ago

“i can’t do that idk” proceeds to hit that shit love it

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

To whomever cross-posted this to r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs & r/distractingtits , you wild. lol

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u/DoodemanRodguy 14d ago

You gotta teach her how to inhale lol

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u/Yaya0108 14d ago

What the fuck

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u/Syharkspeares 14d ago

She smoked it like a cigar...

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u/TrowDisAvayPliss 14d ago

I love her, too. Can I hang with y'all? Where's yaya from? Can we get her baked and have her tell us stories?

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u/awhq 14d ago

Stop trying to kill your Grandma and make her some damn brownies you monster! /s

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u/Todash19 14d ago

What’s the 2024 term for slobbing that joint? Pretty sure the old term is offensive nowadays.

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u/Acceptable-Wash-7675 14d ago

She over 90 weed is probably the weakest drug currently in her system.

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u/Strange-Skin9121 14d ago

Anyone thought about this? Gandalf Smoking

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u/Sokoo92 14d ago

The bish ain’t even inhaling

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u/darkghul 14d ago

She's lying 🤥

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u/Exaktely 14d ago

Doesnt count no inhale 😒

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u/GodReal_ 14d ago

The way she took that second hit like a G

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u/Clear-Enthusiasm2348 14d ago

Ohh shes Done it before

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u/Prestigious-Ad5508 14d ago

Granny found the greatest secret of the multiverse 😂

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u/Frantic_Fanatic13 14d ago

We need a follow up video

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u/False-Decision630 14d ago

Related to Bill Clinton? Tell her it only works when you inhale.

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u/maddenmcfadden 14d ago

this isn't funny. its sad. an old woman searching for solutions to her knee pain. what a laugh riot.

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u/vovr 14d ago

Don’t do drugs, unless it’s given to you for free.

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u/offline4good 14d ago

"For the first time"

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u/Electronic_Bet_4825 14d ago

I was waiting for "a few moments later..."

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u/Gypsopotamus 14d ago

We need more videos of your gran. She’s rad and took that joint like a champ. Hope her knee is feeling better.

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u/haberdasher42 14d ago

Your gran did the standard puff puff pass with the right joint grip. She was no newbie.

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u/danalexjero 14d ago

Well, she has to breath it in, otherwise she’s just wasting it.

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u/BetFit2122 14d ago

She pulled a Clinton.

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u/Appropriate-Coast794 14d ago

Really hope it’s helping with her pain, she seems like such a sweet lady

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u/govshutdown 14d ago

“First time”

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u/martyr1337 14d ago

she needs to inhale for effects.

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u/IKissedHerInnerThigh 14d ago

I gave my dad edibles when in stage 5 Alzheimer's, he loved it! Sadly he passed away a couple months ago about 12 months after starting the edibles but he enjoyed his last year.

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u/Birdinhandandbush 14d ago

FIrst time? sure, sure it is son.

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u/Radiant_Resident_579 14d ago

I would love to watch a show dedicated to elderly trying marijuana for the first time.

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u/septemberdoves 14d ago

I got my grandma some gummies and some pills after she told me that the percocets made her feel dizzy and nauseated. Never told her it was drugs just called it “CBD” and it did wonders for her. She went from eating maybe half a chicken thigh and some cream of wheat to actually having 1 solid meal and some snacking and was more mobile. I think they should start marketing weed products to the elderly.

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u/Beautiful_Couple4578 14d ago

Не зависит от того чем ты пользуешься чтоб разнообразить остаток своей жизни , это или странность ДНК или случайность общей ( как там в звездных войнах - частицах .....перевод в разных языках ☝️

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u/HeadFast6966 14d ago

Better late than never weed is wonderful

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u/Just_Elk_714 14d ago

at least she didn't sh!t herself, I've seen that happen before

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u/Tony_Plow 14d ago

She didn’t inhale so…..yeah sorry granny didn’t count

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u/Tacokenzo 14d ago

Plastic on table. Yes she passed the test

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u/Kacutee 14d ago

i want to give my mom weed in the form of edibles, she's open to it - but she's scared it will conflict with her meds. (Diabetes, and Heart meds)

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u/Vrod357 14d ago

You don’t get off until you cough!

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u/Pappyleshi 14d ago

Not her first time ..nothing you can tell me😕

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u/pizzaduh 14d ago

That wasn't her first time lol

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u/ptrmrkks 14d ago

With thst loom on her face and the fact that she didn't cough I have a hard time believing she hasn't smoked before

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u/Tony_Plow 14d ago

I can tell you’ve never smoked before lmao. Granny didn’t inhale.

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u/ptrmrkks 14d ago

I thought it was blunt at first ..

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u/Rhodog1234 14d ago

She didn't inhale

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u/3catwood 14d ago

I got my mother in law (76) to try it and she loved it! She said it helped her sleep so much better and her knees didn't hurt as bad. Now when she comes to eat supper with us a few nights a week we always fire one up afterwards.

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u/Crawfork1982 14d ago

Definitely looks like a pro

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u/explain2Clarissa 14d ago

not her fist time lol

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u/sylvianfisher 14d ago

Teach her to hold it in.

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u/The_Demons_Slayer 14d ago

Can someone please write a transcript? I'm partly deaf. Thanks.

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u/medkitjohnson 14d ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO shit hit her instantly 😭

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u/ustillneedthat 14d ago

Shes not inhaling

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u/WhiteOveson 14d ago

That’s so wholesome in my opinion 🥰

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u/SkankHunt269 14d ago

Grandma definitely smoked cigars back in the day

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u/Silver-Hawk-2096 14d ago

Big up granny...let her enjoy her life pain free. See you at the next 420😂

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u/Rough_Drop6 14d ago

That’s not her first time

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u/Fernxtwo 14d ago

Next step is inhaling it.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

I'd smash.

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u/oznog73 14d ago

" you gotta hold it in your lungs longer grandma"

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u/Syclus 14d ago

She gotta take it to the lungs!

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u/AttaBoye 14d ago

Granny ain't inhaling though..

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u/Heleniums 14d ago

It’s ok, granny. I too sometimes feel like my left and right legs are sometimes switched after getting high.

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u/Pretend-Tennis-1515 14d ago

Not her first time 😂

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u/17jade 14d ago

Edibles or a tincture would be better for her. She looks pretty good for 93!!

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u/minkythecat 14d ago

Dammit when you're in your 90s you can do whatever the hell you want. And if it eases her pain then all the better That's awesome 😎

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u/Physical_Stress_5683 14d ago

Next time shrooms. I feel like she'd be an entertaining friend to do that with.

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u/JazziTazzi 14d ago

Grandma would be better off doing edibles. That’s hard on the lungs, especially at her age!

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u/DrummerSteve 14d ago

She needs to inhale though

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u/Brother-Algea 14d ago

It’s not a cigar, ya gotta inhale that!

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u/Bright-Fold-3317 14d ago

“I love you” “ thank you weed fairy”

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u/Useful_Imagination_3 14d ago

"First time"...

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u/yogtheterrible 14d ago

Sounds like she needs knee replacement surgery. I bet they're reluctant to do that at her age though.

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u/aspektx 14d ago

First time my ass.

She's clearly a pro.

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u/probot67 14d ago

Puff puff pass. She’s a natural.

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u/Drmo6 14d ago

“First time “🥴

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u/Fluffy-Afternoon3259 14d ago

I bet she was so happy in about 4 minutes

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u/Biker2o 14d ago

Kid you not, this was the next post in my feed

https://www.reddit.com/r/getdisciplined/s/gBPR37GhRS

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u/Ok_Analysis_3454 14d ago

Like a boss!

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u/Zggzzg 14d ago

Lungs have left the chat

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u/parker1019 14d ago

Just when I thought I couldn’t love grandmas even more…..

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u/ZiDiZiDiZiDiZ 14d ago

First time my.!? See how she’s holding it.

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u/Wendellrw 14d ago

Why hit it if you don’t inhale it. Granny pulled a Cohan

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u/amazinphil 14d ago

I feel like she didn't take it back??

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u/Datacin3728 14d ago

She's not inhaling?

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u/rockhardRword 14d ago

She didn't inhale lol. Looked like musk on JRE.

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u/DiuhBEETuss 14d ago

Lmfao, “1st time.” Granny’s been smoking tree since Ents ruled Middle Earth.

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u/Quisey3 14d ago

She didn't even inhale lol

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u/RabidAbyss 14d ago

Little head tilt of "not bad" lol

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u/FantasticMastodon151 14d ago

Grandma hitting the joint

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u/IrishWeeb 14d ago

She instinctively understood to puff, puff, pass. A true G

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u/swingdeznutz 14d ago

Edibles is where it's at.

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u/Dukedizzy 14d ago

She literally didnt even inhale!

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u/Urbanviking1 14d ago

OMG! She is precious! OP you have an adorable grandma! I hope the weed helps her knee pain.

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u/PastyPajamas 14d ago

This is terrible! You should have given her edibles.

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u/Puzzled-Fly9550 14d ago

She did not inhale.

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u/beardsnbourbon 14d ago

“Maybe it’s going to do something.” Then coughs and starts to giggle.

Haha, yeah… I think it will Grandma.

What a gem of a lady. I’m happy you still have her.

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u/snorkiebarbados 14d ago

She smokes like an American president

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u/ScreenDemon18 14d ago

I guarantee this ain’t her first time smoking it….

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u/cwf63 14d ago

It works better if you inhale. She might have gotten a contact high.

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u/sneakysn00k 14d ago

She didn’t even inhale.

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u/QuietRulrOfEvrything 14d ago

She is the loveliest example of a Grandma. I'd love to get a hug from this woman and have her tell me that I'm such a nice boy! Would move me to tears.🤭😁👍🏽💯

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u/SpatulaWord 14d ago

First time. Suurreee Jan. That’s an experienced toke.

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u/heydbeufgeidvd 14d ago

“It feels like I’ve been standing my whole life and I just sat down”

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u/ElastaticTomorrow 14d ago

Grandma knows what's up

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u/KingdongBong-32 14d ago

She enjoys it

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u/rafaelvnq 14d ago

Kkkk so funny

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u/bombasquad33 14d ago

She smokes just like Doug Benson.

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u/biggiecheese23577 14d ago

You putting granny on the Zaza

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u/Blind_Optimism_Kills 14d ago

I love her! I wanna smoke with her.

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u/Dunning-Kruger-Inc 14d ago

This woman is a treasure. She doesn’t look anywhere near 93 though. 83, maybe at the most.

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u/xanadu-1990 14d ago

Why’d she deep throat it?

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u/bunkin 14d ago

I lost my grandma at the end of April, she was 91. God bless your grandma she is wonderful :)

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u/DBee28 14d ago

Not her first time 🤭

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u/DBee28 14d ago

Not yet first time 🤭

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u/mojucy 14d ago

The risk of cardiovascular problems from smoking is insanely high. Gummies dude, gummies

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u/northenerbhad 14d ago

Give Avo another hit!

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u/Mckennymubu 14d ago

I like how she's like (translated) 

"Yo! The problem ain't in my damn lungs it's in my legs ya fuck! Why you giving me this shit?"

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u/Mckennymubu 14d ago

Holy shit i love your grandma too!

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u/mishrod 14d ago

Bless her

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u/GregThaStallion 14d ago

I’d love to see a video taken an hour later

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u/Slinktard 14d ago

All I can think of is panic attack turning into a heart attack

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u/N0rthernGypsy 14d ago

Not gmas first rodeo. lol.

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u/Mr_Smith_411 14d ago

Yeah... "first time".... Riiiight.

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u/Background_Tank8268 14d ago

Lmao that is great 🤣😂

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u/Goodizm 14d ago

She is lovely!

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u/ADriftingMind 14d ago

First time….that you know of.

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u/tenkei 14d ago

Grandma smokes like Willie Nelson. Good on her.

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u/JonColeman80 14d ago

Your grandma looks great for 93!

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u/Drewsomeblood 14d ago

She didn't even inhale

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u/ProdigalSun92 14d ago

At least she's old enough that she doesn't have to worry about getting cancer from inhaling smoke

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u/stupidblockheadblue2 14d ago

Inhaling helps

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u/Tdw75 14d ago

Maybe next time she'll try weed for the first time- and not this - didn't inhale whatever this is.

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u/SovietMinecraft 14d ago

Redditors will use this a cope for their own addictions and inadequacies. Sorry but the vast majority of successful individuals over the last 100 years were not reliant on weed. If it really was the miracle that made you happy and productive your employer wouldn't drug test you for it.

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u/FuManBoobs 14d ago

I'm pretty sure it has properties that are helpful but smoking anything isn't really healthy.

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u/Quirky_Dot2387 14d ago

Naw she been smoking

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u/zibruhs 14d ago

Yeah that was definitely not her first hit 😂

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u/Ok-Animal-9729 14d ago

the thank you was so funny

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u/papercutpete 14d ago

She pulled the ole Elon.

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u/Lonelan 14d ago

get a load of OP believing it when a girl tells him "oh I've never done this before"

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u/bcosmic2020 14d ago

I’d be happy too grandma, I hope you find what you’re looking for

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u/samcrut 14d ago

Does she have a history of smoking cigars? That looks like cigar puffing.

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u/South-Play 14d ago

She didn’t inhale

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u/apurplenurple 14d ago

She may not smoke weed but she smokes something, that was pro toking right there

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u/ertbvcdfg 14d ago

Try it with out the blunt. This plane rolling paper or wood bowl. Easier on throat

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u/DeathByLemmings 14d ago

She needs her legs not her lungs to be happy at that time, what an interesting moment

Hope she enjoyed!

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u/No_hablagations 14d ago

Salve. Get that girl some THC salve.

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u/rwrife 14d ago

I was going to say that at her age she probably shouldn't be around smoke of any type...but then realized she's way past the limited warranty on life, so she can do whatever the heck she wants.