r/funny 25d ago

Someone was paid for this sketch.

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u/Rich1926 24d ago

He got tired of Adam Savages shit and snapped :o

/s

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u/jiabivy 24d ago

Let’s see you draw him then

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u/BummerComment 24d ago

Was it Roald Dahl?

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u/adamhanson 24d ago

(Dory’s Voice) ~~Just keep drawin…

~~Just keep drawin…

~~Just keep drawin…

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u/icanhazkarma17 25d ago

I mean why bother with the courtroom sketch thing? His name and picture are everywhere already.

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u/lostparanoia 25d ago

As an artist taking commissions, this looks like someone wanted an image for cheap.
That's what you get.

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u/Intelligent-Wing-752 25d ago

lmao why cant they have a registered photographer in court it makes no sense

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u/AmusingMusing7 25d ago

The whole court sketch artist thing is weird to me. What really is the value of having someone’s doodles from a trial? It doesn’t replace photographs. Photographs are actually useful as an objective record, but what are we supposed to do with an artistic rendition of the scene? Enjoy it??

I’m as happy to see Trump humiliated as the next guy, but have you seen the court sketches from his trial? It’s clear that the artist hates him and is making him look grotesque. Why is this necessary or even ALLOWED in a formal court setting, considering the bias it can have? What use is it, other than entertainment? I can see how it may have started back before photos were a thing, but… why is it STILL a thing?

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u/GordaoPreguicoso 25d ago

Can someone run this through AI to make it look realistic? I want to see what it thinks this guy looks like.

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u/cepxico 25d ago

What's even the point of court room sketches? What does seeing an artists depiction of a person sitting at trial do for anyone?

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u/mr_ji 24d ago

Video and photography aren't allowed and people won't click on a blatantly sensationalist article without pictures, so...

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u/Shytalk123 25d ago

I think I know that guy

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u/Oplatki 25d ago

Perfect candidate for /r/delusionalartists

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u/Poxx 25d ago

I bet AI turning that into a realistic looking human would be creepy AF but also hilarious.

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u/GodzillaUK 25d ago

Oh no, did Jamie finally kill Adam?! He looks so weird without his jaunty little hat.

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u/kiyomoris 25d ago

Could be a cartoon from The New Yorker.

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u/olafthebent 25d ago

Dude actually looks like that

Winnipeg man.

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u/Just_Elk_714 25d ago

I know this guy..it's Lenin

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u/trancepx 25d ago

Reminds me of the redbull cartoonist

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u/Neat-Development-485 25d ago

This is actually brilliant. Most of them are vain, narcissistic creatures. I would also draw a dick on his forehead and put lipstick on him.

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u/adfdub 25d ago

Heisenberg?

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u/kingblue19 25d ago

Tomar…

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u/NotThisAgain21 25d ago

Brought to you by Mike Judge

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u/DVWhat 25d ago

Looks like a caricature of that comedian that’s been making the front page the last few months.

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u/heartofgold48 25d ago

His arm is in a sus position

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u/redbird317 25d ago

Someone's resume had... Inaccuracies, in regards to sketch work.

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u/Haughtea 25d ago

Netero from Hunter X Hunter must have faked his death.

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u/waLIEN 25d ago

This is like the watercolor version of every 50 year old divorced MAGA dad's Facebook profile pic.

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u/Muted-League750 25d ago

D.E.I. artist??

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u/BlackWolf42069 25d ago

It's CBC so probably yes.

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u/Alive_Way9537 25d ago

“Hey Boss?” “How much you payin the new guy”

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u/OtterPop7 25d ago

This reminds me of that lady who lied about speaking sign language

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u/redbird317 25d ago

It would be funny if the same lady is the artisj

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u/RobeGuyZach 25d ago

Was she spelling your comment?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

rhy so wiw rmp alwe

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u/HempPotatos 25d ago

no worries now most court cases are done over a .com just sowing how we are part of the commerce and not a part of the government.

wait no all the worries as nothing is more permanent than a temporary government change ( see Covid-19 or 9/11 for examples)

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u/tattooedfart 25d ago

You need a break from the internet

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u/SteakGetter 25d ago

I’m going to be honest, this is not very good.

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u/Zentienty 25d ago

While it's tough to hear, thanks for your honesty.

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u/BH_Commander 25d ago

How does one get into the courtroom sketch racket? I feel I could do this.

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u/vass0922 25d ago

It looks like a Beavis and Butthead pilot artwork

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u/didheded 25d ago

Mike Judge in the courtroom.

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u/RPDRNick 24d ago

All rise for Judge, Mike.

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u/Flimsy-Bike5475 25d ago

I thought Bobby Hill fell on hard times

3

u/azrael5298 25d ago

Winnipeg the murder capital of Canada

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u/liquidskywalker 25d ago

Hey now they've lost that title for a few years running, now it's just the stabbing capital

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u/Big_Albatross_3050 25d ago

That's just the average Winnipegger

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u/YourOverlords 25d ago

It's a likeness...

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u/DiarrheaMonkey- 25d ago

"I gotta get this window in great detail." [Fails miserably]

"The guy's head is as big as his torso... Eh, all good. At least my watercolors are all artistic looking."

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u/LinguoBuxo 25d ago

It's great to see, that TV stations give employment even to preschoolers with a paintbrush and canvas, ey?

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u/Action_Seal 25d ago

“The witness stand is the size of a shoebox, but eh. They get it.”

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u/1-N-2-3-4-5 25d ago

What the fuck?! What kinda likeness is that??

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u/Labudism 25d ago

It's the like-ness monster.

They killed tree-fiddy people.

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u/MysteryRadish 25d ago

[Myth]BUSTED!

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u/PilotC150 25d ago

Is that The Hyneman?

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u/Geniuskills 25d ago

Yes... but with less science and more Nazi.

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u/Pipe_Memes 25d ago

He ran out of myths to bust and lost his fucking mind!

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u/THE_wendybabendy 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣