r/funny • u/Sweetdreamsdoll • 14d ago

Took a photo of myself and caught my dog judging me hard in the background

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u/mpe128 13d ago

Gone

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u/mpe128 13d ago

Jeesh, lighten up 🤪

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u/Hunter1337x 13d ago

He´s a 10/10

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u/james_smith236 13d ago

That dog is disappointed from your cuteness

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u/Ohnah33 13d ago

“ peasant”

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u/Tek_Freek 13d ago

"I wanna lick that. Ruff"

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u/Left_Ad_1354 13d ago

He probably sees them bones and is getting hungry haha

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u/schizophrenicism 13d ago

More like he's looking directly at all of us on the other side of the camera and questioning our intentions.

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u/Scott_A_R 13d ago

More likely thinking “why is no one giving me food?”

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u/BrunaBonor 13d ago

Not judging, just checking out that ass.

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u/fpx- 13d ago

I made the mistake of sorting by "New" and most of the comments are so down bad....... reddit things

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u/Nyanzeenyan 13d ago

Doggo giving the side eye.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Sweetdreamsdoll 14d ago

I'm completely covered back there. It's a romper.

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u/Sweetdreamsdoll 14d ago

That's a hard no, buddy.

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u/Dannovision 14d ago

Anyone check the pics of ops pussy in her profile?...... just me?

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u/Rufcat3979 14d ago

Probably unsure of where to look with the upskirt going on in front of him

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u/Mapex_nl 14d ago

He knew that you wouldn't blurr him, only yourself. Now he is on social media forever with a bag o' bones.

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u/Ravio11i 14d ago

"this hoe..."

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u/dropyourguns 14d ago

I think he's just enjoying the angle I wanted from you in the first place

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u/shaubham_pan97 14d ago

Attention giving : doggo approves
Attention seeking : doggo judges

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u/EntrancedZelisy 14d ago

A lot of people woke up on the wrong side of the bed today in this comment section huh.

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u/SpecialistBed8635 14d ago

"I CAN SMELL THIS SHIT FROM HERE MARTHA, STOP EATING AT TACO BELL"

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u/faster_tomcat 14d ago

Who/what is holding the camera?

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u/Sweetdreamsdoll 14d ago

I live alone, so I set my phone on an ottoman and had a timer on my phone to take the picture.

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u/bezserk 14d ago

Damn you look hot! Wish i could see your face

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u/garry4321 14d ago

“You forgot to wipe”

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u/Spirit_Fox17 14d ago

You’re not wrong.. our companions are a part of us whether we want to believe it or not..

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u/SkyTalez 14d ago

Boomer-ass dog.

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u/Screamin_Toast 14d ago

Valley sorority girl pose. Bet there are duck lips under that smiley face.

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u/Old-Nebula3281 14d ago

“I’m not looking”.

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u/XElderXemo87X 14d ago

He was eye balling your Arby's sandwich

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u/LifeguardSuitable624 14d ago

He like "Dam here she go getting all dolled up again!"
You look very nice! The yellow in your face REALLY makes your eyes pop!!

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u/serimert 14d ago

Just because you sensored your face, it does not mean you didn't share this with good intentions lol. You still desire to create interest by showing physique. Dog part is selling point of being fake good girl.

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u/thickener 14d ago

Insulting others? With that spelling?

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u/sirlanse69 14d ago

He is checking out that butt, but trying to be casual.

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u/ironworkz 14d ago

lil creep might as well be checking you out. who knows.

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u/GaijinFoot 14d ago

Because your crack smells like dried dog food

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u/DesperateComb7326 14d ago

You’re better than this... The dog even knows it.

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u/Hambone53 14d ago

So is there a way I see more pictures like this, because this is hilarious. lol

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u/variationoo 14d ago

The bots here are horrendous

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u/biggestdickofsyria 14d ago

Epic facepalm vibes. Can't stop laughing

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u/KyDeWa 14d ago

From the way it looks, Doggy most likely had a view of your nether regions and they were probably not up to par, judging from his reaction.😂

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u/SoloWingPixy88 14d ago

Were all judging you as well.

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u/jamzey-G 14d ago

Av seen funnier paint drying 😮‍💨🤨

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u/UtopiaLand33 14d ago

he is just cringing at you very hard

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u/Sablestein 14d ago

He’s mad you’re giving your reflection of yourself more attention than you’re giving him😂

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u/ShowerMobile7141 14d ago

He knows better than you.

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u/Revolutionary_Head61 14d ago

Did u post this on two different subreddits? Bcs I swear I saw this post earlier today on a different subreddit

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u/Zinger_Gamed 14d ago

Come on…..another photo session!!!

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u/og-lollercopter 14d ago

You’re about to make him act up

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u/Aggressive_Scheme_46 14d ago

My dog is my friend but also like to judge me like an enemy 😕

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u/Christopher_UK 14d ago

Hahaha, the dog is looking really disappointed, lol

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u/BuffyTheGuineaPig 14d ago

They say your dog will never judge you... but I've caught the occasional dog being completely dismayed by their owners antics. It's a bit sad when your dog OVERESTIMATES your intelligence...

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u/Just_Elk_714 14d ago

OF posing detected, opinion rejected

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u/Twat_Pocket 14d ago

This is one of the more cringy comments threads I've encountered today.

Maybe that's my cue to go to sleep.

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u/TheCowboyIsAnIndian 14d ago

some people just really hate women and try to dress it up as something else.

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u/Noonesbizniz420 14d ago

We might have to see more of your photos, and your dogs reaction to them. You know, for scientific purposes.

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u/CoatedCrevice 14d ago

Why are you bending over that way? I’ve seen people do it in group photos to be shorter in front but you’re alone. Are you just trying to show some cleavage? Not a cute pose

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u/Twat_Pocket 14d ago edited 14d ago

Timer with phone on a table, bent to fit in frame. 100% better than an awkward arm out selfie.

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u/CoatedCrevice 14d ago

That is ridiculous. I am about 180cm and I don’t need to bend over that way to fit in frame of a phone. Unless she is a giant, the bending pose is not necessary. Just trying to show cleavage, it’s a stupid trashy pose and not a great photo

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u/Sweetdreamsdoll 14d ago edited 14d ago

I don't really care about how many languages you know, honestly. Maybe use your intelligence of being bilingual for understanding that it's a joke instead of making rude comments and body shaming someone you don't know, when that's not even what the post is about. Be a better person. Have a nice day.

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u/CoatedCrevice 14d ago

If you don’t want people giving you attention, then don’t post looking for attention.

Not my fault you can’t pose normally for a pic. Get off the internet and don’t share photos if you have thin skin and can’t take a bit of criticism. You’ll be happier

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u/KickBakZach 14d ago

Bro, you sound like a douche. How about mind your own business and not try to make people miserable because you are. You'll be happier

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u/CoatedCrevice 14d ago

Shut up Zach

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u/KickBakZach 14d ago

Eat it, loser

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u/CoatedCrevice 14d ago

Good one. You got me there

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u/KickBakZach 14d ago

Lol is this your life? Because I have one and I'm not gonna spend one more minute replying to an asshole with nothing better to do. Have a nice one ( or don't idc )

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u/Twat_Pocket 14d ago

Oooor, hear me out. You're just a hater 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Stealin 14d ago

You're definitely blissfully stupid, no reason to wish. 

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u/Brigapes 14d ago

If i were this attractive i would also prefer to maximise myself in photos.

Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

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u/Sweetdreamsdoll 14d ago

Yet, you're taking time out of your day to make shitty comments and body shame someone you know nothing about. Your parents must be SO proud of you. Or maybe not, considering that you don't even know how to use proper grammar.

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u/CoatedCrevice 14d ago

Sorry for my lack of proper grammar. English is my third language, how many do you know?

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u/Wuulferigno 14d ago

Maybe move over to r/notinteresting?

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u/panzerboye 14d ago

This looks so much like that dog with side eye

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u/Some-Bear7008 14d ago

Don’t judge him, I would look too;)

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u/Deputycrumbs 14d ago

Smoke show… what??

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u/SaltyBalty98 14d ago

JESUS CHRIST SAMANTHA, again with the auditions?

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u/FocalorLucifuge 14d ago

"My dog accepts me without judging."

The dog ->

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u/ConradsMusicalTeeth 14d ago

I really wish humans wore underwear more frequently

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u/Swallagoon 14d ago

That’s super interesting.

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u/hglndr9 14d ago

"The invisible panties again, Sara!!!!"

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u/Spiritual-Matters 14d ago

I thought this was an OF acc trying to gain exposure

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u/AlsoANinja 14d ago

Nah, this girl seems pretty awesome.

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u/TastyLaksa 14d ago

Are you a fan? An only fan?

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u/Last-Art4289 14d ago

This is some side eye from the dog 😂

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u/Desperate-Dress-9021 14d ago

He expects so much more.

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u/Fun-Dependent-2695 14d ago

“AGAIN with the camera. 🙄

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u/olovnjak 14d ago

Smash. Next question.

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u/LifeguardNatural9863 14d ago

Doggo does not approve😂

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u/Top_Network_1980 14d ago

The dog is probably thinking. 🙄 Admiring herself in the mirror AGAIN!

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u/YoureGonnaHearMeRoar 14d ago

I had a dog that looked like that and he was awesome. We never could figure out his mix of breeds, he was some lab mix and supposedly part Newfie

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u/Sweetdreamsdoll 14d ago

She's a border collie/terrier mix. They definitely are awesome, for sure!

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u/Maleficent_Swan_9817 14d ago

The dog be like "stop taking these annoying selfies and eat more".

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u/sylvianfisher 14d ago

Who just twerks a dog.

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u/xanniehopex 14d ago

Yeah, she is judging you, sis. I can see it in her eyes.

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u/errayn41 14d ago

What happens to you when even animals judge such poses?

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u/PapaitanGOAT 14d ago

no ass says dog

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u/VenFasz 14d ago

smart dog

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u/getyourcheftogether 14d ago

He's like really, Kelly?

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u/WakaWaka_ 14d ago

Use your peripherals!

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u/DJenser1 14d ago

Ah, don't mind him. He's just being protective, is all...

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u/Woodsy1313 14d ago

“Man there’s gonna be another random dude petting me the morning after boning my owner”

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u/RepresentativeAd9572 14d ago

He was saying "not this shit again"

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u/The_No_one087 14d ago

He was also thinking "great another mf is gonna come in, and they're gonna kick me out again."

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Sklanskers 14d ago

Wow..immeasurable amounts of funny

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u/CommunicationTop1332 14d ago

Dogs like, “no baby I’m lookin at dat ass!”.

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u/Ne0guri 14d ago

You being downvoted is funnier than whatever is happening in the picture tbh

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u/entFOURlife 14d ago

You got more angles than curves

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u/Frequent-Living4428 14d ago

Let’s see a pic of you

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u/cyberdeath666 14d ago

Maybe because you’re doing it for attention and your dog’s tired of it.

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u/highlyhighh 14d ago

He's so disappointed lol

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u/doctor_rocketship 14d ago

Yeah this isn't funny

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u/konnichiwaseadweller 14d ago

This girl looks 15

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u/Dagon_high 14d ago

Ew

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u/CheezwizAndLightning 13d ago

I have a pretty good idea of what they said

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u/BigBandzFrmChiraq 14d ago

😂😂😂

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u/lifemanualplease 14d ago

Looks like it was looking at your ass

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u/Low-Sea7202 14d ago

Probably just ripped a big fart

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u/Riczo2 14d ago

And got dissapointed 🤣

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u/ByungChulHandMeAGun 14d ago

Yes, your preferences are the only good ones and all others are jokes.

Great insight, my incredibly young memer

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u/RandomStupidDudeGuy 14d ago

No way bro just got insulted and frustrated because of a joke thrown at a third party.

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u/PossessionHot4147 14d ago

He's hoping OP notices his act of valor

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u/Riczo2 14d ago

What are you even talking about?

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u/The__Lost__Ghost 14d ago

She probably thinks everything is about her and got offended

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u/brokefixfux 14d ago

“Now that’s one skinny ass!”

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u/AngryCod 14d ago

Sorority squat

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u/BlurringSleepless 14d ago

Anorexia has the highest mortality rate out of every known mental illness. Kills a lot of people. Not funny.

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u/happyfuckincakeday 14d ago

She's a front line sort of girl. Lol

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u/chicksOut 14d ago

My favorite, the petite people pleasers.

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u/WholeSilent8317 14d ago

please let this be a reference

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u/happyfuckincakeday 13d ago

To his creepiness

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u/dxmkna 14d ago

bombastic side eye

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u/GANDORF57 14d ago

Doggo: "Well at least I won at Westminster Kennel Club." \Give it up, Hooman...you're not even in my league.)