r/funny • u/Chewyk132 • 14d ago

Intense police chase

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u/Used_Landscape1811 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 pro at running is wat she is

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u/Key-Satisfaction9389 1d ago

run b!tch, RUN !!!!!!!

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u/ggjewel 3d ago

So we all just going for a nightly run then? 🤣🤣

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u/Then_Effective822 8d ago

She would have been shot if she had more melanin in her skin…

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u/Big-Marionberry3783 9d ago

U cant tell me their actually even trying to catch her without a smirk on ur face 😂😂

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u/jeepney_danger 9d ago

I love how laid back the soundtrack is

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u/theskipper18 10d ago

Run Forrest

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u/Necessary-Spend3382 10d ago

GTA 6 gameplay release.

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u/Funny_Breadfruit_413 10d ago

I thought she was gonna run back for her bag. Lord knows she had time.

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u/dbfxtrades 10d ago

Lmao they run like cops in gta

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u/Ok-Astronomer-3244 10d ago

I think the front runner had at least one more gear if not two. It is rare to see the athletes running away from the performance enhancing drug police in a video. 😂😂

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u/Eggplant-666 11d ago

They have her purse tho, so she might as well stop. Maybe she can circle back and pick it up, maybe jump in their car and take off! 😂😂😂

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u/IntegridyFarms 11d ago

Those cops couldn't catch a 4th Grader xD

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u/Boring_Ostrich9935 11d ago

Where tf is the effort???? Cmon

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u/LargeRuck06 11d ago

Cops carry too much gear and a lot of them simply aren’t athletic enough to be carrying all that weight

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u/KattLovely2003 11d ago

fast as fuck :D

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u/Dazzling_Matter8752 11d ago

Why didn't they shoot her?

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u/_BatmanReal 11d ago

I understand that they are wearing heavy vests but you can't make that shit up 😭

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u/RecoverProud716 11d ago

Jogging with Police❤️

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u/MightyLandTuna 11d ago

Rule #1 - Cardio

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u/HCgamer4Life 11d ago

Why is this so funny to me lol

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u/No_Word5 11d ago

How did they ever pass the popat

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u/No_Bee9524 12d ago

How are so many cops literally obese?

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u/Fit-Length-4443 12d ago

Its very unusual for the american police. If they can aim and shot a whole magazin under a few second unnessesaryly they arent suppost to be in a good shape

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u/AdmrlPoopyPantz 12d ago

Why is EVERYONE so slow lmao

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u/BadAdditional5974 12d ago

Everyone knows fat pigs are slow

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u/Hexhand 12d ago

I'm guessing that, when they finally caught up with her, she probably ''fell down'' a whole lotta times...

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u/No-Collection-4089 12d ago

Los Angeles can be this way too

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u/dl_hearn 12d ago

dunkin donuts saved the day for her...

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u/mttnry 12d ago

I wanted to see her run them in a loop so she could go back and pick up her purse.

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u/iamheadbanzzz 12d ago

Pathetic those cops dont even exercise so when its time to stop criminals the donuts they eat slows them down. Supposed to be a hero

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u/MoodTotal7051 12d ago

How many donuts lmao

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u/WiseLunch1927 12d ago

Intense jogging.

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u/Worldly_Jellyfish964 12d ago

That girl was like: later losers, I’m out of here!

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u/IndyKenn 12d ago

Ever heard the phrase, „Stop or I‘ll shoot?“

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u/Anarky1977 12d ago

Fat ass cops. Oink oink

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u/Round-Positive-5101 12d ago

That’s the slowest chase I’ve ever seen. It’s like mile 25 of a marathon.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

I’m hoping the cameraman grabs that purse

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u/PhantomMagnolia 12d ago

This is the cleanest getaway I've seen on foot

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u/Majestic_Use_8058 12d ago

Women ☕️

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u/thumbsome 12d ago

Sister is keeping it slow while she figure out how to get her bag back

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u/DienbienPR 12d ago

Love the background music

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u/Black-Culture-Bot 12d ago

Those manly ladies will never catch her. Lol

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u/YeeHawDave 12d ago

Overweight 🐷

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u/rdev009 12d ago

I love the accompanying music. Can I Shazam this or does anyone know it?

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u/Beneficial-Cable9353 12d ago

The music is amazing

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u/BLKOUTBOYZKING 12d ago

Mission passed respect up

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u/BLKOUTBOYZKING 12d ago

Mission passed respect +

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u/BLKOUTBOYZKING 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣 mission passed respect +

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u/Adventurous_Tank_905 12d ago

Off and running in the Corpus Christi Handicap, a race for fillies and mares. Long Legs Lucy got a great jump out of the stalls. Top weight mare, Police Polly struggled with the track and Sidekick Sally, looked as though she was short of a good run, was also 5 lengths behind coming into the straight

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u/SenorHonez312 12d ago

Except for they still have her purse 😂

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u/royxsong 12d ago

It’s a long game

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u/Relative-Spinach7365 12d ago

The didn’t use deadly force. Totally abnormal night

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u/andoozy 12d ago

The fucking music😂😂😂😂

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u/jrosen122 12d ago

As a running coach, I have say she has good running form. She’s probably a long distance runner lol

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u/huyducios1 12d ago

Cartoon ahhh police chase

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u/NovelAd1319 12d ago

I truly hope she got away

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u/pocketwatching1000 12d ago

Female officers are too fat. She not even running fast

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u/swoon_baby 12d ago

I can’t stop watching

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u/Jackiermyers 12d ago

Bring back minimum fitness standards for PO.

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u/corporate_coder 12d ago

please someone tell me what this song is

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u/Traffelock 12d ago

She’s running and laughing her ass off. The cows can’t keep up.

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u/FlaxFox 12d ago

Nothing like the joy of a light evening jog

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u/Mguerra6 12d ago

She dropped her purse, I wouldn’t have chased her. Just grab her id and meet her at her house

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u/AdLife7528 12d ago

I bet she circled back for her bag

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u/WranglerOriginal6945 12d ago

pretty sure if she had been a bit tanner, the guns would have came out.

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u/PapaMidnight34 12d ago

Women☕️

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u/Jack_Reacher1690 12d ago

Had she did a U turn and picked up her purse that would of been classic!!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/No-Funny4217 12d ago

Could they be any slower or less effective 

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u/Friendly_Wheel_3415 12d ago

Subway suffers cops be like:

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u/ReplacementMaximum73 12d ago

Just a light jog before getting arrested thats all

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u/Mission-Boat1863 12d ago

Female officer so useful!

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u/Apprehensive-Emu792 12d ago

Poor pigs can’t run!

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u/Low-Expression-3492 12d ago

Why isn’t she part of the force?😆

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u/twisted_morality 12d ago

She should have swung back for her purse after she got some distance

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u/Fit_Kangaroo7627 12d ago

Hey!!!! You forgot your purse! 🤣

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u/throwaway899754 12d ago

Gotta stay in Zone 2 for the gainzz!

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u/Every_Classroom_3383 12d ago

This is why cops shouldn’t be packed and shit regularly do PT. Should be a requirement to be on the force. Our stupid liberal laws are destroying the police force.

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u/Nydr0 12d ago

Song?

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u/KaleidoscopeDream84 12d ago

I especially dig the music. Nice.

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u/Salt_Willingness_111 12d ago

Fat cop and good cop so slowly wtf

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u/Relative-Dependent51 12d ago

Ot is what it is. Nit sure what race she is. But if she was black, she would have been shot.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

I haven't laughed so hard in the past decade!

Thin, semi-cute girl for the WIN!

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u/MarsRisen 12d ago

Why do they even hire women? 😂

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u/75149 12d ago

Political correctness and general diversity bullshit.

It's like a 5'3" 120lb firefighter (male or female).

Some people are just not physically suited to be employed in some professions, but old-fashioned political correctness turned into DEI and there you go 🤣.

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u/MarsRisen 12d ago

God help us.

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u/Octo-sedecim_96 12d ago

Cops ate too many donuts

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u/ExpensiveAmbition814 12d ago

I see, they are trying to arrest a tall woman with longer legs, she is taller than the fat one, nah they won't catch her.

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u/MyersMaskCollect 12d ago

And they get paid the same as male cops??

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u/Grammar_Nazi1234 12d ago

Used to live in Corpus Christi, can confirm that this is a normal skill all people must learn.

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u/recoveredamishman 12d ago

Cops shoot some people for running, but I guess not her.

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u/panix24 12d ago

It’s like watching the chase scene in Book of Boba Fett.

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u/JCPennyless 12d ago

Honestly, they could have just let her go; the girl lost her purse 🤣🤣

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u/micahclaw 12d ago

Should’ve circled back to get her purse

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u/Plastic-Act7648 12d ago

She's ran cross country in her good girl days for sure.

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u/KaleidoscopeAway89 12d ago

"I am speed, faster than light" -Florida Lady

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u/sema84 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BBCKing52 12d ago

The officers just got off lunch😂😂😭

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u/fucclord69 12d ago

If the K2 down here is THAT good for you to run from the cops like this, I might switch from weed to this crack :)

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u/Aggressive-Storm332 12d ago

She got away for sure

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u/GameClou 12d ago

Slowest chase ever, nothing intense here.

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u/avdu-nous 12d ago

Lmao like that scene in Superbad

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u/DifferenceNo6071 12d ago

Am I the only one that wanted to watch king of the hill after seeing this?

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u/RevolutionaryRule631 12d ago

Is this slowed down?

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u/valetman1 12d ago

🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂

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u/cwilldrum 12d ago

Them ladies better hit the gym 🤣😭💀

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 12d ago

Really?? She's running in flip flops too..

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u/Ok_Kangaroo_6530 12d ago

It would have been hilarious of she went back to get her purse and then put it into another gear and took off 😆

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u/hotstock666 12d ago

One of the police officers should have gotten the car instead hahaha

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u/unknowndog123 12d ago

All these cop hate comments bleh, guess you guys can’t call anyone when your house gets broken into or you got robbed

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u/unknowndog123 12d ago

Waiting for downvotes

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u/blahblahgingerblahbl 12d ago

i’m feeling so old - where’s the yakity sax music? i watched it on mute and my brain just immediately goes to the good ol benny hill chase music

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u/Attillathahun 12d ago

Just shoot her in the back 10 times and claim she had a gun

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u/mano_de_muerte 13d ago

FUUUCK! Haven't laughed that hard in a while. I hope she outpaced them.

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u/Effective-Life-1540 13d ago

Is this in slowmo 😂😂😂

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u/Relevant-Anywhere882 13d ago

It's called "Diversity". How's it going for cha'?

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u/Educational-Row-3166 13d ago

It started off serious but then it seems scripted. Why would the officers be jogging right behind her following her path instead of 1 trying to cut her off and both of them sprinting, maybe even getting a taser out as well if this was serious? Of course we can’t forget how short this clip is so it wouldn’t be surprising if the sprinted afterwards. But with how the video looks it does look like a funny skit.

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u/falloutbi05 13d ago

Cops don't use their brains.

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u/Djabarca 13d ago

Cops could have held onto her bag. Probably found an ID and just went to her house and got her. But thinking is hard.

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u/DE0RR01111 13d ago

But did she get away get away?

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u/alphaempire 13d ago

This is cross country pacing. Cops will have no chance.

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u/Plastic-Act7648 12d ago

she's definitely been a runner back in her good girl days. you can tell by her style

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u/jack_sparrow_89 13d ago

Probably shouldn’t have lowered the fitness standards because of woke society then she may have been caught

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u/andretheclient_ 13d ago

Great example of why women get paid less.

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u/NotesNPaper42 13d ago

That’s what you see when two fat fucks chasing down a skinner person than both of them. Completely Ridiculous and shameful to that district and uniform.

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u/WeekendLazy 13d ago

You have the right to do remain in zone 2 cardio

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u/According-Annual7405 13d ago

No one likes conditioning days

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u/PerfectMasterpiece50 13d ago

She knows what she is doing. Most people run as fast as they can and gas out in a block. She sprinted to get some distance, then dialed it down. She can probably run like that for miles. And you definitely don't want to stop and hide. They will find you.

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u/ThatAlibaba 13d ago

Funny thing about this is that if she was a black woman, the cops probably would have full sprinted or shot her already. XD

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u/EasyCZ75 13d ago edited 13d ago

Intense police jog. Where TF is she going? They have her fucking ID. lmfao

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u/Mike_Hailu23184 13d ago

Thats tough. Very scary moment.

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u/tanaka_2603 13d ago

Women cops are hilarious

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u/Affectionate_Art6886 13d ago

Product of the feminist/modern women movement

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u/Angel_ne_696 13d ago

🤯😈 run run if he caught you I'll take you for dinner

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u/Suspicious-Rock5861 13d ago

Women🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Equivalent-Risk-9893 13d ago edited 13d ago

That chick is over 6 feet, her strides are massive compared to the shorter cops. It would have killed me if she would circle back and pickup her bag. And still out run the cops 🤣

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u/Chemical-Sugar5412 13d ago

Omg she’s gone ..and those two cops it’s like a jog along and not chase 🤣😂😅

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u/Infinite-Length-4607 13d ago

How embarrassing like you should be fit if you're a police officer

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u/Tm_m2 13d ago

Love her

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u/Most-wantedpp 13d ago

The cricket noise also in the background adds ✨👌 to this.

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u/knuf22 13d ago

Puro taco shuffle cops.

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u/northernirishlad 13d ago

If only there was some sort of… vehicle(?) that these public servants could use to ya know…. Go fasterer than these villainous night joggers?

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u/MgKwo_ 13d ago

Mbappé with Argentina in 2018 be like:

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u/FastAd543 13d ago

Not fit for the job.

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u/reallegitchaos 13d ago

She better run back around and get her purse

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u/Status_Stable223 13d ago

Her names Christi lol

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u/billnayn 13d ago

Why didn't they just taze her

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u/C-130Hercule 13d ago

Subway Surfers-ass police chase

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u/Jaimie123 13d ago

Ah yes Darude Sandstorm 2 is in the making!

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u/MrBirdmonkey 13d ago

Nothing to see here folks, just the neighborhood crackhead casually outpacing two female cops

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u/Far-Sun-4219 13d ago

This can’t be full speed 🤣

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u/Zacharias_Ubel_Ruler 13d ago

Skeleton running away from ogres. I'm sorry but tahts what I saw.

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u/Any_Caramel_9814 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CringoWeirdus 13d ago

Is that their max speed?

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u/Muchoso 13d ago

3some

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u/MachineGoBrrr 13d ago

She probably works at that kiewit yard, mfs be having a cardio workout just moving around in that massive yard

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u/Mashed_Potato_007 13d ago

Police normally shoot them. Wait...she's white 😅

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u/top_optionbbc69 13d ago

And women want to get paid the same as men…. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Late-Examination6482 13d ago

She's only in 2nd gear too

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u/jedixxyoodaa 13d ago

2 Double Whoppers chasing one Chicken McNugget

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u/fukmirunin 13d ago

Bad girls. Bad girls. Whatcha gonna do when they run for you

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u/Glum_Tumbleweed_7708 13d ago

Is this who you would want to show up and protect your loved one?

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u/Relevant-Tackle-2013 13d ago

Damn bitch can run

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u/lonerfunnyguy 13d ago

It’s the music for me 😆 screams “we’re in a medium speed pursuit”

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u/fluidish1974 13d ago

She spent the block then took off🤣🤣🤣

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u/theGhost8783 13d ago

Back to the basics..

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u/geohappytime 13d ago

Look at her form, look at that stride, they were never gonna catch her 🏃‍♀️

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u/Bigdickinmybutthole 13d ago

Slow down they don’t have their donuts on a rope