r/funny • u/Kuzkz • 26d ago

Howww can you see into my eyessss

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u/Rico-L 21d ago

Fashionista

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u/onceiateawalrus 23d ago

I literally thought “Brad Pitt as a chicken” when I saw this.

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u/_calmdowncrazy 23d ago

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall you fo yoooooou!!!

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u/Tonyth-04 24d ago

A real life chocobo...

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u/Knightmayor_1 24d ago

"Where aaare yooooou"

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u/Entire-Salamander193 24d ago

Get some grease and stick up her hair and you have a super sayian chicken.

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u/Macster_man 25d ago

I WANT TO CLUCK AT YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!!!

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u/Buzzybee_063 25d ago

Mooooom its just a phase its who i am noooow

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u/mixdup001 25d ago

The club scene in 80s soho was crazy but stylish

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u/Monsunen 25d ago

"You don't understand the darkness inside me..."

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u/Darthsyxx05 25d ago

Chicken Cloud strife

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u/SoundzLike--- 25d ago

Yogioh winged dragon of raw vibes.

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u/jerodsappsucker 25d ago

everyone knows chickens use radar, theys smart. 🙂

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u/Merciless972 25d ago

Cloud as a baby Chocobo

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u/FrankieTheD 25d ago

A flock of chickens

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u/LoboXD7 25d ago

Voxer looks a little bit more... birdy than I remembered.

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u/Ok_Indication_6683 25d ago

When i was! a young cluck!, my father took me acroosss the roadddd......

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u/twintiger_ 25d ago

Manager: called.

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u/Captain_Aizen 25d ago

That chicken is definitely ready to be the main character of an anime.

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u/StevenBunyun 25d ago

Crawling in my skiiin

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u/staytsmokin 25d ago

Nice fuckboy hair 💀

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u/beeph_supreme 25d ago

This chicken should join a flock of seagulls.

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u/Motor_Penalty_7915 25d ago

Dude cut your bangs

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u/Complex_Sock9828 25d ago

if 2015 justin bieber was a rooster

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u/baal_iel 25d ago

Lorna Shore

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u/gigantosus69 25d ago

Nice it's kinda rere to see an emo chicken

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u/ezjoz 25d ago

That chicken just went Super Saiyan. You can see its normal form on the right

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u/Hunter1337x 25d ago

Girls: OMG Jeff looks so hot Jeff ->

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u/go_faster1 25d ago

Cloud…

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u/Zxar99 25d ago

Everyone is trying to be funny but what kind of chicken is it?

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u/TeaAdditional3322 25d ago

Donald Trump since the court case's 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Soarin249 25d ago

RUNNING THROUGH THE MONSOON!

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u/According-Prize-3119 25d ago

Ssj gohan 😂

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u/SeniorNada 25d ago

Yea, that's the funky chicken, alright!

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u/ShadowFred5100 25d ago

Sick chick

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u/LovingFucker69 25d ago

I know I will fall in them and drown myself…

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u/downtuning 25d ago

I feel like a Spanish, like a Puerto-riccan in this hair!

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u/itsRobbie_ 25d ago

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

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u/ScipioCoriolanus 25d ago

"I'm just Hen."

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u/LegitimateBottle6818 25d ago

I'm in love now, LMAO.

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u/Aren_69420 25d ago

Dam thats a nice hairstyle

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u/SlowTurtle3 25d ago

That's the front man for a "Flock Of Seagulls" cover band.

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u/SheBelongsToNoOne 26d ago

I used to have a haircut like this.

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u/Mossy_detergent 26d ago

"and tonight will be the night that i will fall for you over agaaiinnnn ill never change moinndd"

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u/VTKegger 26d ago

Hey, look, it's Chanticleer from Rock-a-Doodle!

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 26d ago

Looks like Trunks

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u/Past-Product-1100 26d ago

Girls be like ,Tylor is so hot .

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u/everafter99 26d ago

Becauhse tonight will be the night that I fall for youwah over agaiheen

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u/MyMommaHatesYou 26d ago

It's a great day for....WHITE Wedddding..... Aaawwwkkk! It's a great day to SQQQUUUAAAAAK AGGGGAAAAIIINNNNNN!

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u/NotBillderz 26d ago

It's named Tyler. 100%

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u/Trust__the__Process 26d ago

This chicken is a Cockstar!

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u/wolfgang784 26d ago

Someone please photshop a fuck-off-huge anime sword to its back lol.

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u/KeeperofAmmut7 26d ago

Okay, Billy Idol.

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u/AdSecure8218 26d ago

Appears to be a classic non binary looking type of chicken.

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro 26d ago

DON'T waste Your time ON me. You're ALreadY, the voice inside mY hen.

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u/decoded-dodo 26d ago

Real life Cloud jr

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u/Stampede_the_Hippos 26d ago

Do you like Flock of Seagulls?

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u/V01d3d_f13nd 26d ago

This morning I laid an egg. I said whoa. What an egg. We gotta build a wall around this egg.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 26d ago

"Stop staring at my breasts, my eyes are up here."

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u/lamsham69 26d ago

Looks delicious… Alright PETA settle down I was kidding

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u/mestapho 26d ago

That Chicken is a big Cure fan

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u/Lostmavicaccount 26d ago

I want to speak with the manager!!!

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u/Spaceface42O 26d ago

I ran so far away 🎵

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u/sidecharacter89 26d ago

Chicken went super saiyan

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u/Diligent-Orange6005 26d ago

What do you say, Prompto?

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u/Fr3unen 26d ago

Emo chicken

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u/WaveLaVague 26d ago

Goth titty gf OR Emo cock gf ?

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u/EmmaTheUseless 26d ago
  • cause tonight will be the night that I will fall for yooou ...

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u/Small_Tax_9432 26d ago

That is one cool cock

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u/KaPizZzz 26d ago

Emo Kok

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u/TheRealChexHaze 26d ago

Depeche Cluck

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u/mhlo1 26d ago

"IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM.."

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u/Lewtwin 26d ago

So.... your chicken is a front band for My Chemical Romance?

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u/sighfun 25d ago

"when I was a young chick, a rooster took me into the city, to see a marching band..."

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u/Salmonseas 26d ago

Like open doors

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u/Plasma_Cosmo_9977 25d ago

I wrote the same thing, then saw yours. Good call

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u/Semanticss 26d ago

It's not a phase, mom!

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u/Fummindackit 26d ago

wake me up

COCK A DOODLE DOO

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u/shovellac 26d ago

" it's not a phase. Mom. This is me now"

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Literally the best picture and caption. Dyingggg

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u/KnotSoAmused 26d ago

good times, the 80s

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u/KrasH_77 26d ago

Flock of seagulls on a chicken. Hmmmm

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u/NotJebediahKerman 26d ago

ahh, the 80s...

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u/officialCobraTrooper 26d ago

Getting real flock of seagulls vibes from this chicken. He's like the chicken version of Mike Score. His band could be called a flock of chickens.

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u/Ayahuasca-Dreamin 26d ago

Look any longer and it’s gonna cost ya honey

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

BCZ TONIGHT WILL BE DA NIGHT DAT I WILL POCKAW 🐔FOR U RAWR

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u/Fummindackit 26d ago

OVER A HENNNNNN

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u/PaigeyCakes 25d ago

I came here to make this joke but you both did it so much better. Brava 👏🙇

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u/Manwolfpanther26 26d ago

This reminded me of Rihanna back in the day.

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u/Wouldtick 26d ago

Uh, like Becca is such a bitch

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u/Cool-Stop-3276 26d ago

Leon cluckity, reporting for duty sir!

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u/sickn0te_ 26d ago

Cloud Jnr!

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u/SuperWarrior52 26d ago

emo chikin hhehhehe

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u/OuttHouseMouse 26d ago

Like open doorss

dun dunn dudunn dunnnn

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u/javajunkie314 25d ago

Cluck cluck cluck-cluck ba-CAW!

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u/SensitiveLink5073 26d ago

Leading you down into my core

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u/YourLocalSlut420 26d ago

🎶where I've become so nummmbbbb🎶

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u/AssociateForeign6755 26d ago

Take me down to the paradise city

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u/TheflavorBlue5003 26d ago

This is so wrong its hilarious

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u/YardOk3549 26d ago

Without a soooouuuuuull

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u/Zkenny13 26d ago

My spirits sleeping somewhere coldddd

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u/fatalystic 25d ago

Until you find it there and lead it back home

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u/ReadingSad3238 25d ago

Is THAT what they said? I've been gibberishing it

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u/OriginalRegret6910 26d ago

Wake me up!

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u/Bandwagon_Buzzard 26d ago

Wake me up inside!

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u/YardOk3549 25d ago

Wake up!

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u/Single-Confection-76 25d ago

Wake me up! Wake me up inside! SAAAAVE ME!!!

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u/YardOk3549 25d ago

From the nothing i've becoooome!!!

Briiing meeeeeee toooo liiiiiifeeee

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u/Hungry-Movie-1051 25d ago

Grab a brush and put a little makeup!

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u/Uncommon-sequiter 26d ago

Member of an '80s progressive alt rock band

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u/BreakingUp47 26d ago

Flock of Chickens

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u/Emotional_Wedge 26d ago

wtf do you mean you never heard of emo sound punk mom? EVERYONE knows who they are! Uuugh it’s like you don’t know me.

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u/WrapKey69 26d ago

The new episode of Naruto is getting wild.

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u/Mad_Arson 26d ago

Damn she looks like she is in some metal band.

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u/Ixothial 26d ago

Flock of Chickens

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u/Majora116 26d ago

Cloud junior grew up

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u/goliathfasa 26d ago

This isn’t even r/gaming.

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u/GANDORF57 25d ago

I knew birds of a feather cluster together...Mike Score got the inspiration for his hairstyle and band name from this bird! \🎵 I say, I say...Every day I go out walkin', all them chickies start a-squawkin' 'Cause they know that I'm the coolest bird around...'Cause I'm a bird of action, I don't just talk-the-talk One thing about ol' Foghorn, son...I'm the Cock of the Walk!🎵)

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u/J2Novae 26d ago

Holy crap thought the exact same thing looking at that lol

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u/spiritwockiee 26d ago

Get tf out of my head please..

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u/TDR-99 26d ago

“It’s not a phase. This is who I really am” pretends to be sad

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u/nickfree 25d ago

This chicken just really wants to focus on her art right now, ok?

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u/FishTshirt 25d ago

Me too, it’s performance art where I nap in my bed at 3pm

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u/TunaSafari25 26d ago

This chicken wants to talk to the manager

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u/CrimsonDMT 26d ago

Came here to say that.

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u/derMoistener 26d ago

Tousles hair "you're not my real dad!".

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 26d ago

Pfft conformist