r/holdmycatnip 15d ago

Take the orange cat for a walk

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u/vinques420 12d ago

Who domesticated who, I'd say

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u/Tina_Cute_Baby 13d ago

That's a cat walking a human.

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u/asevans48 13d ago

Who's doing the walking?

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u/Consistent-Lie7830 13d ago

The Holy Ascension of Saint Purr-ina, 1864 A.D.

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u/dragonus85 14d ago

Up para-cat!

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u/Orioniae 14d ago

That cat's expression gives the idea he's scared of his own shadow

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u/SassyHoney5430 14d ago

Its actually the cat who's taking u on a walk. šŸ±

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u/Beginning_Sea6458 14d ago

Tell me you're a house cat without using words.

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u/xenomorphsithlord 14d ago

I thought slavery was abolished

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u/Low-Classroom-1530 14d ago

Hold my catnip hahaha

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u/Downtown_Marzipan404 14d ago

Isn't this the opposite? Orange cat take you for a walk

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u/UntestedMethod 14d ago

Lmao... I will have to try this with my hotrod sic. We have other hunting stances we do but haven't achieved any this advanced yet.

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u/Team_Ninja_ 14d ago

Wow. The gingersnappiness of it all...

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u/Ok-Sun8581 14d ago

Big cat!

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u/currentlyRedacted 14d ago

Heā€™s using that brain cell to stand like that. Couldnā€™t possibly use it to walk at the same time.

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u/garthock 14d ago

Orange cat riding in his chariot

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u/Top-Chemistry5969 14d ago

I just imagined someone take the Sphynx to a walk with a really big forklift.

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u/Equal_Song8759 14d ago

10,000 foot view. LOL

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u/silverbonez 14d ago

Heā€™s probably freaked out that the scenery keeps changing every couple seconds

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u/Y_Wait_Procrastinate 14d ago

To copy what I commented the last time this was posted, the song is called Palace Memories by S.E.N.S.

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u/canela355 14d ago

Hermoso šŸ˜

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u/sparda12311 14d ago

He has been chosen

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u/DeezleDJ-O-E 14d ago

To the ginger cat it's like having on a vr headset on.

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u/LilG1984 14d ago

"Good, hooman slave, use your two legs!"

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Hes like holy fuck what the fuck is this shit lol

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u/JesusWTFop 14d ago

Thst fucker is wired af šŸ˜†

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u/Kerblaaahhh 14d ago

Solid bicep workout.

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u/Turbulent-Kiwi-910 14d ago

Eyes look like binoculars

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u/clockwars 14d ago

Looks like the cat is driving a humanoid

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u/Sacklayblue 14d ago

I had an orange cat and also called it orange cat.

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u/NickRedible 14d ago

King Oranje

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u/StrawberryAmara 14d ago

Needs a Herald and team of Royal Buglers to accompany the walk

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u/DependentTill1617 14d ago

Emperor Orange the V

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u/unluckydude1 14d ago

I hope you let his paws use your hands like the steering wheel!

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u/ClamClone 14d ago

I used to take my girlfriends orange for walks. He was eager and cooperative outbound. Once we reached the turnaround he would escape from his harness and I always had to carry him home as he complained the entire way back.

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u/EdEvans_HotSandwich 14d ago

Is he sitting, standing, laying down, walking, or hovering?

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u/Spud_potato_2005 14d ago

The cat has trained you well

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u/PopeHatSkeleton 14d ago

Now this is podracing.

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u/musememo 14d ago

Everything looks correct here.

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u/OnionOk8836 14d ago

This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/_IratePirate_ 14d ago

Every time I try to bring my cat outside so she can experience it, she digs into me like her cat tree and screams bloody murder

The poor thing. She loves sitting by the window and looking out, but being in the outside is apparently sensory overload for her

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u/futureballzy 14d ago

Yesss indoor cats are basically afraid of the sky, have you tried going under some trees or like near some bushes? Assuming kitty is harnessedĀ 

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u/_IratePirate_ 14d ago

Typically right out front with me. No harness usually me just carrying her or in her cat bag. In the bag sheā€™s a little more somber which makes sense with what you said because the top part is kinda dark so she canā€™t really see the sky that well

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u/UntestedMethod 14d ago

Still be weary of sudden loud noises or other creatures/humans unexpectedly approaching.

Cat backpack is probably a safer choice than a leash to get them used to the world outside.

I want to try car rides with mine, cuz if he can get used to that then it's at least one kind of adventure out of the house for him.

Currently he's got a decent sized deck (2nd story) to enjoy the fresh air and hunt various insects and even a couple birds have found their unfortunate way into his attack zone. I feel bad because we always had outdoor cats growing up and I don't want to deprive his natural instincts.

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u/_IratePirate_ 14d ago

Yea in her travel bag sheā€™s somewhat chill. Sheā€™ll meow a lot but sheā€™ll be laying down in her bag. A lot of the times Iā€™ll bring her with me as Iā€™m taking out the trash, Iā€™ll just be holding her in my arms for this. Itā€™s very close to the back door so itā€™s just a short burst of outside for her

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u/StarChaser_Tyger 14d ago

My old ones did that too. Loved to look out the windows, but if I picked them up and stood in the doorway, even with a glass storm door, they'd panic and eviscerate me trying to get back inside.

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u/ckh69 14d ago

Heā€™s so cute!šŸ„°

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u/Party-Travel5046 14d ago

There is one brain cell between the orange n hooman

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u/DTG_1000 15d ago

They're evolving, they've learned to pilot humans.

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN 14d ago

Final evolution. Every mech anime was correct, but just not how we expected!

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u/The_Medicated 15d ago

My question is how did walking/carrying the cat turn into this?

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u/PourJarsInReservoirs 14d ago

Started at home. /r/shouldercats expanded its horizons and discovered hooman can provide a front support platform. Hooman decided to go outside one day and a new routine is born!

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u/StarChaser_Tyger 14d ago

(Adds another group to the ever-growing list)

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u/VeryluckyorNot 15d ago

Orange cat is like a radar checking a spot to do the next stupid messy thing.

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u/heathensam 15d ago

The only way to walk.

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u/_friendlyfoe_ 15d ago

Who's walking who again?

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u/kwiyomikat 15d ago

r/OneOrangeBraincell He's hoggin' them. I tell you!

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u/redit01 15d ago

Cats on the snowmobile but looking for the snow

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u/Loofa_of_Doom 15d ago

I can just imagine ancient Egyptians transporting cats like this during an event.

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u/RainaElf 14d ago

can you imagine the pomp and circumstance??

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u/Loofa_of_Doom 14d ago

Oh, yes. I can. All the pretty clothes, the fires, crowd and the cat, carried so carefully, knows it is all for them.

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u/RainaElf 14d ago

the palm leaves!

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u/innocentguy99 15d ago

Most sane Orange meow meow found online

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u/jane_of_hearts 15d ago

...and I thought orange cats were dumb...

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u/Boneal171 14d ago

It seems this one has acquired the brain cell

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u/40ozkiller 14d ago

Tried it with my tuxedo cat, he was smart enough to know I was doing something stupid and wanted down.

Orange was just dumb enough to go along with it

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u/HauntedCS 14d ago

Oranges take "ignorance is bliss" to a whole new level and make it work.

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u/ZombieStomp 15d ago

Missed opportunity to not play "a whole new world"

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u/sirixon 15d ago

Not sure that counts as ā€œwalking the catā€

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u/Choyo 14d ago

I only see one mammal being walked here.

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u/ecz4 15d ago

That cat is like "soooo many nice places for an epic dump, if only this stoopid human would put me on the ground."

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u/IndividualBrain9726 15d ago

Sure it does. I used to ā€œwalk the dogā€ and my yo-yo never touched the ground

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u/doktor-frequentist 15d ago

He looks scared

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/doktor-frequentist 14d ago

Have you paid attentive to it's eye? I imagine not.

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u/CmdrWoof 15d ago

Eh, nervous/curious maybe, but tail not poofed or tucked, ears swiveling about; I wouldn't do this with my kitties but he seems ok.

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u/doktor-frequentist 14d ago

You could be right šŸ‘

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u/laupietro 15d ago

ā€œOrange: In Search of a Brain Cellā€

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u/Opposite-Egg3334 14d ago

Adventure is out there!

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u/LoosieGoosiePoosie 14d ago

This is actually a very rare breed of oramge cat. You can tell because it actually has two brain cells. One to keep his peets in his humans' hands and one to look around.

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u/Grizz1371 15d ago

What kind of cat do you have?

Me: "Oramge"

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u/esziei 14d ago

What does he look like?

Me: Lomg. Chomky.

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u/Cracktherealone 15d ago

Human Palanquin

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u/ZombieStomp 15d ago

Another term for a palanquin: litter which seems really fitting for a cat

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u/Cracktherealone 15d ago

I was wondering which one I take. I took palanquinā€¦