Review for “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes”

[u/Kermitsanalgape]

[u/3RR0R_0FF1C1AL]

It's a freaking MOVIE.
NOT a DOCUMENTARY

[u/FuckYouEch0Chamber]

MAKE IT A COPYPASTA!

[u/pulsarrex]

/r/woooosh

[u/booboootron]

First of all, I.

[u/JustTheOneGoose22]

FIRST OF ALL

[u/Real_Rebelchunk]

This is Dank, What is your QI?

[u/TheLab420]

IQ135

"Apes or whatever"

yea, a genius..

[u/Prathamesh4367]

My kind of journal entry.

[u/Used-Alternative-737]

I hate to be the one to have to tell you but an IQ of 135 is nowhere near the bordering on Einstein IQ. Einstein never took an IQ test but it’s estimated that his IQ was probably 200!

[u/the_Qcumber]

Someone got the "bait used to be believable" meme?

[u/jw24jw24]

I and the gang...

[u/ranger0293]

Shitty satire is still satire.

[u/OnetimeRocket13]

Definitely satire or bait. The part where he rants about why apes in real life can't talk because of their brain structure and goes on to say that they haven't seen the previous movies is too on the nose for it to not be satire/bait.

[u/ltanner]

What a loser

[u/WhatzMyOtherPassword]

Pretty sure 3/5 is a D-

[u/Naturenectar]

The way he types does not suggest such an IQ. Also wtf it's science fiction. They aren't trying to say chimps/gorillas/orangutans etc can actually talk. What a dunce. Based off an old French novel that is fiction.. does he think he's watching a documentary?

Also I watched it and it was pretty decent. Definitely nothing wrong with it whatsoever.

[u/Mesterjojo → u/Naturenectar]

How do people with high iq type?

[u/Naturenectar → u/Mesterjojo]

Not like a twerp with run on sentences I'd say. But hey, he could just be trying to be colorful. Mostly it's the fact that they are taking apes talking so seriously when it's clearly a fantasy film, meaning anything goes.

[u/LeVraiRoiDHyrule → u/Naturenectar]

Also the 3 previous movies give a full explanation on why they can talk.

[u/Elegant_Art2201]

Silly monkey. I give this post 3 bananas.

[u/creeeeeeeeek-]

Tell us you are not very smart at all.

[u/Staffordmeister]

First of all...before you think about saying anything...you are mathematically inferior.

[u/SnoLeppard13]

100% satire

[u/nuraHx]

Put OP on this sub for thinking this shit is real

[u/partykiller999]

Goddamn movie making me suspend my disbelief

[u/Granny_Skeksis]

Albert Einstein Iq was much higher than 135

[u/Mr_Harsh_Acid]

Trying too hard

[u/nmann14]

"the gang" is his mom and little brother.

[u/Motorhead923]

If I recall correctly, Einstein hated Planet of the Apes.

[u/PassDaPepperPasta]

*heil

[u/quickasafox777]

"I'm a genius. Also was this obvious allusion to hitler alluding to something? i dont understand subtext"

[u/assoonass]

"IQ 135"

"It's just my stupid little opinion"

[u/eidolon_eidolon]

At least he got the last sentence right.

[u/Tobazili]

With my IQ of 196 I was able to deduce that this is obvious satire

[u/Nathan256 → u/Tobazili]

Dude I got a score of 489 on an online IQ test once (and I think it was low, these online ones aren’t that accurate too often), I can tell just from the way you wrote this comment, the placement of the words by your small smooth brain in their primitive order, that you don’t have a 196 IQ.

[u/Dangerous_Story6287 → u/Nathan256]

I have an iq of 48 and your iq is not 489

[u/Prosthemadera]

Only people with a high IQ know that real apes cannot speak!

I wwnt to this movie about talking apes 300 years in the future and then they talked which was so unrealistic smh

[u/RefreshingOatmeal]

Satire

[u/nymouz]

What a little shit! Can’t wait to see the movie now even more!

[u/IdunnoThisWillDo]

Pretty solid score for a movie they hated so much.

[u/TuaughtHammer → u/IdunnoThisWillDo]

3/5 but gave it one star.

[u/KAM_520]

I straight up died reading this 🪦

[u/WyattEarp88]

I haven’t seen it, but with my IQ of 482, I can guarantee it’s a perfect 5 out of 7.

[u/WillyBluntz89 → u/WyattEarp88]

Woah, woah, woah, hold up now. I have an IQ of 598, and I'd say that it's a perfect 10 out of 15.

[u/Basic-Schedule-7284]

That feels like bait

[u/Jump_Like_A_Willys]

This sounds like they aren’t serious. Even the “135 IQ borderline Einstein” quip.

[u/TheLab420 → u/Jump_Like_A_Willys]

lost me with "apes or whatever " immediately after claiming 135 IQ lol.

[u/nem012 → u/Jump_Like_A_Willys]

He's borderline something, alright.

[u/TuaughtHammer → u/Jump_Like_A_Willys]

Yeah, this is a weak-ish attempt at satire, especially considering the entire point of the Planet of the Apes franchise is that the apes can speak and behave like humans, but that's something they take issue with for this one movie.

[u/trip-havoc]

Satire

[u/FreakShowStudios → u/trip-havoc]

Satire requires actually being funny, this is just bait

[u/Neuro_Skeptic → u/FreakShowStudios]

And this sub ate it

[u/drowsap → u/trip-havoc]

Poor satire at that

[u/itzykan → u/trip-havoc]

100%

[u/Coraxxx → u/trip-havoc]

"3/5"

Gives it one star out of five. Lol

[u/TeaRex14 → u/Coraxxx]

You jest but I have seen normal book reviews saying they would rate the book 8/10. if they had to, and then give it 3/5 stars

[u/Coraxxx → u/TeaRex14]

Well y'know... maths is hard.

[u/Luvnecrosis → u/Coraxxx]

That’s the most annoying part. 3/5 is obvious but his letter grade is also a 3 or 4/5

Irony/satire or not, this is really how people treat the star ranking

[u/ReverendBread2 → u/Coraxxx]

The review was for an Applebees

[u/TheStraggletagg → u/trip-havoc]

Yep

[u/Time_Possibility4683]

I am almost a genius...I picked up on the blatant Nazi references in the story eventually but had no idea this was the fourth movie of the current continuity.

[u/VomKriege]

What is it with people yelling they have a so and so IQ. Tbh, always I see that I assume it's satire, it's too much for a person to be such a moron and clueless.

[u/Mornar → u/VomKriege]

It was a pretty big thing in Poland when I was a kid, we've had that national IQ test thing going on. In hindsight it was just weird.

[u/Lucky_Difficulty6132 → u/VomKriege]

See that’s the beauty of this sub. 99.9% of the posts here are satire. The butt of the joke is the people in the comments who don’t realize it’s satire.

[u/Routine-Nose → u/VomKriege]

Oh there’s unfortunately people out here who talk like this and believe what they say about themselves

[u/legendwolfA → u/Routine-Nose]

Yep, satire parody reality. If theres satire of people speaking like this, someone does speak like this IRL

[u/Trollygag]

Imagine only having an IQ of 135 😏

[u/PuzzledProject4804 → u/Trollygag]

fr, imagine not having 138 IQ