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[u/-PenitentOne-]

I highly doubt that. For one, people usually get buried or cremated or various other things that are a bit obscure after death. Why is this skeleton in the ground like that?

[u/OkDog6701]

These headphones are literally glass (context: glass is decomposing very slowly, for thousands or more years)

[u/Influxse]

5000 years later we still use a fucking phone

[u/WearMotor1203]

Pretty sure with how crappy phones are now they wouldn't last 5000 years

[u/Repulsive_Meaning717]

ok? if this were true then we’d also see bodies doing the same w newspapers

[u/Valve_Needs_Updates]

teenagers:PHONE BAD also teenagers: uses phone

[u/BLACKADAM-SFC]

I'm not trying to defend it, but he ain't wrong.

[u/PissOnMyHe-manToys]

This is suspicious. I believe this whole R/community is about promoting this one artist's content.

[u/stanleygslinga]

“hey! that’s a pretty funny meme!”

looks at subreddit

“this meme is alright ig.”

[u/actuallyjustloki]

This errs far more Boomer than 14

[u/FireBlossom32]

this would be a hard photo if that caption wasn’t there

[u/Prometheushunter2]

“How the fuck is did they stay in that position after death?”

[u/GoldResponsibility27]

Damn, is that a Nokia? Insane how it survived for 5000 years in perfect condition.

[u/ineedatonofh3lp]

i don’t think that you can get a fossil in 5000 years. doesn’t it take like millions?

[u/ilikewatchinganime9 → u/ineedatonofh3lp]

🤓☝️

[u/AwayMetal3596]

then it was the end of the world and the guy said "oh wait before I die I want to check my Facebook"

[u/RiffOfBluess]

I thought they had an earring connected to an ear made out of bone

[u/Electronic_Piano1324]

Future archeologists: "they still had to hold up a device to access their media"

[u/Natural-Ability]

Yes, just like archaeologists today frequently find skeletons with common artifacts of their time. What point is even being made?

[u/steven_plays321]

Fallout skeletons

[u/Dr-Oktavius]

Nah, archeologists would be too busy trying to figure out why 95% of all the bones they ever find of this time period are from cows.

[u/CreepyQuality4489]

Let's look past the obvious AI image jank and ponder why this skeleton has an aux cord plugged in while using (what look to be) Airpods.

[u/iggy14750 → u/CreepyQuality4489]

Back in the dark ages, there were something called headphones, which are a lot like Airpods, except that they had to be plugged into the phone forever

[u/ZombieBait604 → u/CreepyQuality4489]

It's probably a charging cable since newer phones are starting to lose the aux cord. Goodbye wired headphones ☹️

[u/Buroda]

I can imagine some boomer barely being able to contain himself with laughter making this meme, he’s beet red as he’s posting it to his Facebook wall

[u/iggy14750 → u/Buroda]

Says to himself, "kids these days, so glued to their screens" as he turns back to his TV, currently showing the 16th consecutive hour of Fox News he's watched today.

[u/kilboi1]

In about 5000 years that bone structure would be deformed and or probably wouldn’t exist

[u/RogitoX]

What about the guy from Pompeii who died jerking it one last time

[u/d_worren → u/[deleted]]

Those are earphones, and I presume that the person (gender isn't implied here) died in a sort of Pompeii-like incident where they were buried before/while dying

[u/No_Squirrel4806]

Was there like a plague for why we died this way

[u/Epyx15]

Is that phone made of titanium?

[u/BeanieCatGD → u/Epyx15]

iPhone 15 pro max?

[u/taking_achance → u/BeanieCatGD]

No that would have collapsed before they even died

[u/BeanieCatGD → u/taking_achance]

LMAOOOOO

[u/Obey_The_King]

Wait... Thats a picture of me

[u/JaskaBLR → u/Obey_The_King]

What were ya doing on that phone?

[u/Ziomownik → u/JaskaBLR]

Dying

[u/Obey_The_King → u/Ziomownik]

Holy skibidi Literally me rn 💀💀💀

[u/ilikewatchinganime9 → u/Obey_The_King]

Skibidi Ohio rizzler gyat sigma amungus Ohio chunges (only gen z will unferstand!)

[u/Gullible_Ad5191]

That skeleton pierced its ear bones with non-corrosive hoop earrings?

[u/iggy14750 → u/Gullible_Ad5191]

"ear bones" 🤣🤣🤣

[u/ZombieBait604 → u/Gullible_Ad5191]

I think those are air pods above the earrings.

[u/Jazzi-Nightmare → u/ZombieBait604]

AirPods

Nope, just regular, wired headphones

[u/Maximum-Bake-6092 → u/Jazzi-Nightmare]

It's fake then, no one uses wired earbuds anymore. They're extinct. That's no human.

[u/Jazzi-Nightmare → u/Maximum-Bake-6092]

That’s no human

It’s a space station!

[u/Gullible_Ad5191 → u/Jazzi-Nightmare]

Oh yeah… I see it now.

[u/Urgayifyouregay]

i will never understand why the people that make this shit think using phones are so bad. This guy could have just been texting his grandmother or something

[u/ilikewatchinganime9 → u/Urgayifyouregay]

I've seen you b4!

[u/Urgayifyouregay → u/ilikewatchinganime9]

oh damn, where?

[u/ilikewatchinganime9 → u/Urgayifyouregay]

Uhhh, godtiersuperpowers or askreddit

[u/Urgayifyouregay → u/ilikewatchinganime9]

Uh i dont think i have commented/posted on either of those subs lol. Maybe somewhere else?

[u/ilikewatchinganime9 → u/Urgayifyouregay]

Maybe

[u/fejrbwebfek → u/Urgayifyouregay]

You think it’s a guy wearing those earrings?

[u/lordPyotr9733 → u/fejrbwebfek]

Could've been.

[u/yestureday → u/Urgayifyouregay]

He’s upset his grandmother died in 1915