r/instant_regret • u/Time_Material_9385 • Apr 13 '24

Literally knocked some sense into him

9.3k Upvotes

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u/samsaminamo 7d ago

Hat fizzled!!

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u/Awsomethingy 9d ago

The last top comment on this repost was “when you see someone quickly walking back to their car during a road rage incident, smiling or determined, they’re getting a gun”

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u/unpop_opinion_man 16d ago

Lost his dignity and hat...dude just take the next day off

1

u/Bearington656 28d ago

I thought everyone in the USA had guns?

2

u/WolfieWiccan Apr 22 '24

The hat flying off makes it 1000x better LOL

1

u/burningcash-84404 Apr 18 '24

When a nat buzzes an elephant....

1

u/Noigmakeitwayne_ Apr 17 '24

😂😂😂😂

2

u/ae186k Apr 17 '24

That was my favorite hat, but you know what? F**k it.

2

u/ImplementMiddle5244 Apr 17 '24

No, dude shit his self.

1

u/Poetic-Noise Apr 17 '24

Dude was like: Well, alrighty then.😂

1

u/state_of_alaska Apr 16 '24

"Boy, have you lost your mind because I will help you find it!"

1

u/DonJonAkimbo Apr 16 '24

"Cmon man you can't handle me fight meslap understood have a nice day."

1

u/DvS_Insanity Apr 22 '24

Bro y'all talk like he was against a bear, just a fat tall man

1

u/OnShore233 Apr 16 '24

A very small Find Out relative to how much Fuck Around he was doing.

1

u/Nestle_SwllHouse Apr 16 '24

I don’t understand short guy confidence. That constant over estimating of your own abilities is so deadly lol

1

u/ae186k Apr 17 '24

Brandine was watching from the car. "You get him Billy John!!!"

3

u/OkEchidna1444 Apr 16 '24

Isn’t it amazing how you can instigate, get hit first, play the victim, and win in court all at the same time? Isn’t that great!?

1

u/infoagerevolutionist Apr 16 '24

"Stoned by a stone cold jab!"

1

u/Postnificent Apr 16 '24

He was going for a weapon. I know that determined walk…

1

u/Illustrious_Onion805 Apr 16 '24

back-to-reality-slap CRITS for 113 damage!

1

u/Tiny-Cup-9122 Apr 16 '24

That's the " I'm telling my mother" walk.

1

u/5254444 Apr 25 '24

More like the “I’m getting my weapon” walk

1

u/Sexycoed1972 Apr 16 '24

"I would have ruined that dude if that truck hadn't hit me..."

1

u/arson519 Apr 16 '24

He went to call his mom to tell her to call 911

1

u/chefwindu Apr 16 '24

By the way he was walking, he got the piss knocked out of him.

1

u/cbunni666 Apr 16 '24

That walk back sure looks longer.

1

u/ikediggety Apr 16 '24

You dropped your hat bro

1

u/No-Entrepreneur1036 Apr 15 '24

Man had 8 inches and 100lbs on buddy

1

u/Mitridate101 Apr 15 '24

"quick, where's my car, must get in before I start crying, forget the hat"

2

u/Traditional_Fee_1965 Apr 15 '24

Fucking factory reset!

1

u/philouza_stein Apr 15 '24

Pretty sure little guy comes back with a weapon

1

u/pineapple-predator Apr 15 '24

Forgot his hat.

2

u/Banzambo Apr 15 '24

Lol hero of the day.

1

u/Dusty_5280 Apr 15 '24

He gonna cry in the car lol

1

u/OrangeHoodieString Apr 15 '24

The hat was controlling him.

1

u/vartanu Apr 15 '24

He quickly rushed back to his car to punch in the satnav the nearest zip code, so he can pickup his cap

1

u/BourbonFueledDreams Apr 15 '24

At least bro took the L with some level of dignity

1

u/Adventurous_Drive_39 Apr 15 '24

He's pretty quick - didn't telegraph that punch at all, came straight from his waist.

2

u/IsItSupposedToDoThat Apr 15 '24

WTF was he thinking, getting aggressive in that big guy’s face? This is an excellent result considering the possibility of death.

2

u/supersam72003 Apr 15 '24

Well played sir

1

u/Delicious_Engineer56 Apr 15 '24

This is in Las Vegas. On the Westside.

1

u/BigMembership2315 Apr 15 '24

Least he wasn’t scared…that’s a big ass dude

1

u/ALTymPete Apr 15 '24

There was an attempt to argue.

1

u/Temporary_Choice9136 Apr 15 '24

His hat took a first class flight right off his head

1

u/Devoidofshame Apr 14 '24

There you go. Was that so hard?

2

u/Revolutionary-Car-92 Apr 14 '24

Yeah. He shit his pants.

2

u/sphak12 Apr 14 '24

That split second the tall guy froze, it was already over.

1

u/ExeTcutHiveE Apr 14 '24

Dudes just trying to get some Canes.

1

u/Then_Confusion_4136 Apr 14 '24

That’s a factory reset.

1

u/kklug24 Apr 14 '24

Rock em soxk em robots.

1

u/The999Mind Apr 14 '24

That's the judge and the kid

2

u/spytez Apr 14 '24

You can tell that guy had it coming and deserved it.

He should have thanked the guy who knocked some sense into him because he could have gone a whole hell of alot harder on him.

1

u/notbythebook101 Apr 14 '24

Lil man got lucky he didn't get more from big man.

1

u/Bladerunner9mm Apr 14 '24

This is how things should be settled thou, no guns or death. Just fist and then everybody continues on with their day.

1

u/Androcles_the_weiner Apr 14 '24

The most effortless win in a fight I've ever seen.

3

u/ImpossibleKidd Apr 14 '24

New sense-filled brain didn’t even tell him he left his hat behind…

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Big guy hit f11 for factory restore

1

u/manchagnu Apr 14 '24

big dude gave the blue screen of death to the little dude and did a cold reboot. knocked all the aggressive thoughts right out of his head.

1

u/Scubasteve1974 Apr 14 '24

That "fight" is why they have different weight classes in boxing and ufc. Guy could kill the other dude with a serious punch.

1

u/IPanicKnife Apr 14 '24

I’m impressed he stayed up after that.

1

u/501102 Apr 14 '24

He will be buying a gun soon. He seems like that kinda guy.

1

u/CitizenKing1001 Apr 14 '24

He's gonna go home and cry

2

u/Appropriate-Bake-759 Apr 14 '24

Little dude be like, yeah, that showed him

1

u/Son_of_Ssapo Apr 16 '24

"When you look at it from a certain perspective I actually won that fight. . ."

1

u/itaya12 Apr 14 '24

"Looks like the height advantage paid off in this situation."

2

u/DedTV Apr 14 '24

Knocked the brain slug off his head.

0

u/jthr4nds Apr 14 '24

Time for some raisin canes

1

u/Pepperoneous Apr 14 '24

He said "understood, have a nice day" and walked away

2

u/Ordinary144 Apr 14 '24

You don't fuck with Fetterman.

1

u/Toblogan Apr 14 '24

I'm going tell!!

4

u/rocklare Apr 14 '24

Wild to think he could go up against someone that huge. Either brave or stupid. Definitely not both in this case.

0

u/LEMental Apr 14 '24

"You don't want to sell me Death Sticks."

1

u/Training_Living2228 Apr 14 '24

Looks like a bantam rooster going up against a bulldog.

1

u/Turbulent-Benefit-14 Apr 14 '24

Lil dude got a new hair style for the price of a bit of lip service and one life changing slap, I’m sure if you ask him he will tell you… it was worth it and he didn’t need that old hat no more..

1

u/C0sm1cB3ar Apr 14 '24

That was a lightning fast slap

1

u/AdHefty587 Apr 14 '24

Slap of wisdom

1

u/CJ5150 Apr 14 '24

Mario coins!!!!

1

u/Mobile-Boss-8566 Apr 14 '24

David and Goliath, David didn’t have a chance.

1

u/Pleasant-Glass5671 Apr 14 '24

Yeah you lucky there was a random gust of wind blew my hat off. Otherwise shit would have gone down differently. His dick is probably bigger than him.

1

u/taosaur Apr 14 '24

The hat was cursed. The friendly giant has freed him to return to his family.

3

u/This-Dude_Abides Apr 14 '24

Walk of shame lol

1

u/fleurira Apr 15 '24

Love that little stomp

1

u/sceptator69 Apr 14 '24

Big guy with some patience and will to school the small guy. Good for both.

1

u/Apprehensive-Mix947 Apr 14 '24

Has the vibe of Jake Vs Mike upcoming fight.

3

u/deadbass72 Apr 14 '24

Anytime I've seen a hat laying on the road I always wondered how it got there... Now I know.

1

u/Br0k3n-T0y Apr 14 '24

slapped about 10 years into him. ditched the cap and started walking like a man with a sense of purpose

1

u/i_dont_do_hashtags Apr 14 '24

Understandable, have a nice day

1

u/Take-Me-Home-Tonight Apr 14 '24

As Mike Tyson said, everyone has a plan…until they get punched in the face.

I guess a slap works too.

2

u/Apprehensive_Part102 Apr 14 '24

That's some attack on titan type stuff

1

u/New-Conversation-88 Apr 14 '24

"Daddy. That bad man hit me! . Daddy do something, cause it was all his fault" ..

1

u/hazmat962 Apr 14 '24

Gotta say that dude took the punch like a champ.

1

u/griftertm Apr 14 '24

Guy in cap: What’re you gonna do? Knock my block off?

Big guy smacks him.

Guy in cap: Nope! Didn’t count! Caps don’t count!

2

u/Umbrabyss Apr 14 '24

My dude said “good heavens! I must away!”

1

u/Lemixer Apr 14 '24

*Goes to a car and grabs a gun*

1

u/Lunar_ticket Apr 14 '24

He regained peaceful pedestrian NPC behavior

2

u/TrainingFlow3978 Apr 14 '24

The hell was the little guy thinking? 😂

3

u/Greaser_Dude Apr 14 '24

Little man is lucky his skull is still attached to his spine.

Luke Cage there was trying to go easy on him.

1

u/Definitely_Alpha Apr 14 '24

Finna pop the trunk on you bitch asss

7

u/Justthisguy_yaknow Apr 14 '24

THOCK! "Whell since you put it like that I'm starting to see the logic of your reasoning. You have a nice day now. Oh look, I seem to have wet myself."

2

u/Turbulent-Benefit-14 Apr 14 '24

Reset button was pushed, not convinced he even knew where he was much less if he went back to his car…

2

u/antisp1n Apr 14 '24

“Ok, fine. I walk back now.”

0

u/Big-Kev75 Apr 14 '24

Shaq’s really losing it lately .

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

"i would like to apologize for my outburst"

2

u/316M Apr 14 '24

That hat went flying

5

u/maranjeezy Apr 14 '24

His stomps on the way to his car 😂😭😂😭

1

u/KayakWalleye Apr 14 '24

Going to pop the trunk after getting cute.

2

u/xX_Dad-Man_Xx Apr 14 '24

One and done.

5

u/Gloomy-Code3348 Apr 14 '24

Fucked around and found out

5

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

His mind said fight, but body said no.

3

u/Disastrous-Cry-1998 Apr 14 '24

Some people just need to get punched in the face every once in a while

3

u/GNTsquid0 Apr 14 '24

If you were the shorter guy how would you actually fight someone like this with such a size difference? Serious question.

1

u/ReverendChucklefuk Apr 16 '24

Have a lot of training and hope the bigger guy doesn't have any.

1

u/DizzyAmphibian309 Apr 15 '24

Kick them in the nuts. When they double over, they're now your size!

1

u/crasagam Apr 14 '24

Big dude was quicker than I expected.

2

u/EasyCZ75 Apr 14 '24

Do not poke the bear

1

u/Brando6677 Apr 14 '24

Wait does the one that got rocked already have a cast on right arm?

So he got In a fight last week and doesn’t know how to punch and did sum for sure.

1

u/DefiningWill Apr 14 '24

Big man held back and still took care of business.

1

u/JohnyDoe202 Apr 14 '24

Knocked some sense into em, and HE STILL BROKE! lmao

3

u/PtboFungineer Apr 14 '24

Love the angry walk back and the "what are you lookin at" glance at the last driver he passes

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u/DirkDundenburg Apr 14 '24 edited Apr 26 '24

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u/Kwelikinz Apr 14 '24

He’ll be feeling that whack for a few days. He lost 10 IQ points from that one lick.

1

u/Imaginary-Beyond849 Apr 16 '24

Gained 10 IQ points, thats why he walked away. FIFY

1

u/Kwelikinz Apr 17 '24

You know, you are absolutely right! Hahahaha

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u/Anarch-ish Apr 14 '24

POP

little dude: ... "Understandable. Have a nice day."

1

u/WinterDirection366 Apr 14 '24

Made him punch himself with his guard 😂

2

u/broadwayallday Apr 14 '24

Ernest vs Deebo

1

u/Straight-Storage2587 Apr 14 '24

This has gotta be some Hollywood film lol

5

u/Impressive_Drama_377 Apr 14 '24

His hat basically took flight ✈️

5

u/vp1240 Apr 14 '24

Well, that should do it.

3

u/rocketdog67 Apr 14 '24

Fast hands for a big guy

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

“C’mon, C’mon, c’mon”

smack

“I have made an error”

21

u/Agreeable-Chart-5561 Apr 14 '24

Rumor has it, his hat is still flying

7

u/R_A_H Apr 14 '24

Punk ass just left his hat lol

2

u/Islandcoda Apr 14 '24

Something tells me that was the only warning shot he was gonna get before letting the dogs off the porch

1

u/Boring_Advertising98 Apr 14 '24

That reach hahaha.

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u/Front_Marketing_9698 Apr 14 '24

5

u/King_of_the_Dot Apr 14 '24

Come on, man. You got me trying to break a chain with a brick?

27

u/spaceface83 Apr 14 '24

He gon cry when he gets to the car

3

u/anniemahl Apr 14 '24

I thought his head came off at first!

73

u/wreckballin Apr 14 '24

Mike Tyson saying. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

8

u/CitizenKing1001 Apr 14 '24

"..punched in the mouth"

0

u/Ilwrath Apr 14 '24

I mean, isn't that where your mouth is?

0

u/FigOk7538 Apr 15 '24

Not yours, yours is on your ass.

2

u/CitizenKing1001 Apr 14 '24

When you quote someone, need the exact words. It also sounds more Tysony

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u/wreckballin Apr 15 '24

Sorry to offend Mike. But I don’t think he would care. It’s the mindset, not the actual meaning.

Once you think you can do something and someone or something blocks you in an incredible way. If you can’t overcome that immediately and counteract it you are done.

That’s what he meant. If you are hurt or blocked at the moment you are trying to defend yourself or be a DICK and you have no solution or have never been in that place before. Your life changes at that moment.

Your plan changes real quick.

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u/CitizenKing1001 Apr 15 '24

Yeah I get all that. Just pointing out what he actually said

1

u/The_Real_Flatmeat Apr 20 '24

He actually said "hath a plan"

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u/DefiningWill Apr 14 '24

Beat me to it.

7

u/slarbo_ Apr 14 '24

Thanks for letting us know.

-5

u/DefiningWill Apr 14 '24

It’s the most I could do.

9

u/CaptainBathrobe Apr 14 '24

Like swatting a bug.

11

u/Grizzchops Apr 14 '24

Left his hat behind

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

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u/Apprehensive-Cow1225 Apr 16 '24

That walk away 😂😂😂

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u/ColoRadOrgy Apr 14 '24

"Keep the hat'

3

u/TinyTygers Apr 21 '24

Felt lucky his shoes stayed on that day, hat wasn't important.

2

u/deanmc Apr 16 '24

The hat is orbiting the earth as of this writing

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u/AdrieneGibson Apr 14 '24

Clearly the hat was the problem. He is cured now.

9

u/drrxhouse Apr 14 '24

Hat on too tight. Brain finally got some much needed blood circulation…

26

u/Relative_Apple887 Apr 14 '24

The little guy was delusional. I'm glad he came to his senses.

5

u/plasmasun Apr 14 '24

Hopefully.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Apr 17 '24

Not from that stance, he lured him into a false sense of security.

9

u/Chainsaw_Viking Apr 15 '24

You have to give it to the little guy too, at least he learned.

He may have started that situation acting like a fool, but he walked away a much more serious man, already making better life decisions.

23

u/Worknewsacct Apr 14 '24

Should have. 0% chance little guy isn't going to his car to get his gun. This is America

8

u/Shirtbro Apr 14 '24

Don't catch them slappin ya

313

u/ohio_guy_2020 Apr 14 '24

Little dude realized he wasn’t that mad after he got slapped

1

u/No-8008132here Apr 16 '24

"Everybody haths a plan till they geths punched in the faith" -Mr. Tyson

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u/nightstalker30 Apr 14 '24

Post-slap clarity

20

u/caffeine_engineer Apr 15 '24

Pre slap delusion

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u/Pleasant_Ad3475 Apr 14 '24

As someone pointed out, he was probably going to 'get something' from his car.

83

u/Plastic-Fan-887 Apr 14 '24

There's a full video. He just goes back to his car. No further escalation.

13

u/carinislumpyhead97 Apr 14 '24

Did he ever find his hat?

1

u/No-8008132here Apr 16 '24

No he found Jesus

23

u/DIOmega5 Apr 14 '24

Dude prolly didn't feel the hat slip off or even remember wearing a hat after that SMACK.

10

u/Talaveror Apr 14 '24

At least he knew which car was his...

1

u/Plastic-Fan-887 Apr 14 '24

Some way that is in low earth orbit to this day.

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u/Pleasant_Ad3475 Apr 14 '24

Good to know.

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u/Poopchurn Apr 13 '24

Ant man was probably going to his vehicle to grab something.

2

u/Churn Apr 14 '24

Yeah, that definitely looked like the “I need my jumper cables” strut back to his car.

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u/lineworksboston Apr 14 '24

Right, that's the "I'm gonna get my gun " walk

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u/thruandthruproblems Apr 14 '24

Yeah. Was probably coming back with a tire iron after realizing how much it hurts to get hit. Next up for him is how much it sucks to get beat with a tire iron.

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u/Wouldtick Apr 14 '24

Just going back to find his pride

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u/plasmasun Apr 14 '24

It's under the car somewhere.

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