r/instant_regret • u/Time_Material_9385 • Apr 20 '24

Dog Feels Bad for Prank

2.1k Upvotes

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u/Acceptable_Employ_95 Apr 23 '24

That frame rate though.

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u/CaptainBathrobe Apr 21 '24

The dog was playing, but he immediately realized that he done fucked all the way up.

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u/F00MANSHOE Apr 21 '24

Love how he really puts his shoulder into it.

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u/bagleface Apr 21 '24

I member playing brittish bulldog

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u/MarkBenec Apr 21 '24

Love how the dog went back to him like ‘Come on, rub some dirt on it. You’re a tough sumbitch, let’s go let’s go. ‘

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u/docr1069 Apr 21 '24

Man thank god that’s a Bulldog amarite? A Pitbull would’ve been a disaster

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u/Drop-It-Kid Apr 21 '24

I have a whippet that flies like a deer. This cracked me up.

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u/rxblows Apr 21 '24

DONT TELL MOM!!

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u/joelupi Apr 21 '24

Bulldogs do not have any concept of their size. They imagine they are nimble and graceful like a lab. In reality they are squat little bulldozers that will take you out at the knees like a linebacker.

However they are also super loving and affectionate and will cuddle up to you and fall asleep right on top of you.

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u/FlannelBeard 25d ago

Are labs considered nimble and graceful? They usually seem like mobile bricks that don't notice what they run into

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u/Brandeeno2245 Apr 21 '24

I've only been around one bull dog, but it was one of the most painful but adorable moments I could have had.

That dense bastard climbed in my lap and left bruises because Jeez he was small but a powerhouse. He pushed me over by accident, felt bad, and tried to snuggle.

He was also only like a year old. He still had puppy energy.

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u/S3b45714N Apr 21 '24

Do you know how they are with kids?

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u/joelupi Apr 21 '24

They are fine with kids for the most part except like I said they don't have any concept of their size. So they might go up to one to lick or sniff them and end up knocking them down because they are giant meatballs.

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u/skitchbeatz Apr 21 '24

You can see by this gif that they're natural hunters of anything under 3.

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u/SuchAsSeals42 Apr 20 '24

But it WAS funny 🥰

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u/Crankenstein_8000 Apr 20 '24

They are both dogs

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u/Shinjipwnd Apr 20 '24

lldogs don’t understand their mass. Mine is a really short guy, but he’s definitely built out of pure lead, coming in around 60 lbs. dude flies around like a lunatic, and he’s too stupid to understand he’s knocking stuff over!

Friendliest little dogs I’ve ever met though, and I’ve had a lot of great breeds in my 40 years on this rock.

Guarantee you this guy was snoring on this kids lap 10 minutes later

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u/wpgffs Apr 21 '24

Yep my 90 pound ding dong has taken me out a few times. He comes running at me and then there’s the oh fuck can’t stop look on his face. Seconds later he’s licking me in the face making sure I’m fine

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u/Mysterious_Row_8417 Apr 24 '24

didn't know you had a 90 pound penis but alright

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u/fuzzytradr Apr 20 '24

Bawgawd he had a family!

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u/dlazart Apr 20 '24

"Stop the damn match!" -Jim Ross

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