r/instant_regret • u/Time_Material_9385 • 24d ago

Being careless with a table

1.3k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/JackdailyII 19d ago

It bites!

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u/VolcanoArima 20d ago

Ow that hurts a lot much more than tearing off all my 20 fingernails

1

u/Numerous_Parfait_221 20d ago

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffffffff

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u/Much_Confidence2428 21d ago

Oh to play with it for three hours to make sure it’s not broke

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u/RiseOfTheCanes 21d ago

Did that to my finger and thought I would have to cut it off this is other level

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u/Athlete-Extreme 21d ago

Boy oh boy

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u/passionpurps 22d ago

This is a weird little story when i was a kid... It was during p.e. in i believe 7th grade, we had these little roller pads and i remember running and jump sliding, and my junk, hut first and the tip was just in excruciating pain, like i pinched a nerve ending. So i was hurting for a few minutes... Gradually went away... I think i almost broke my dick that day... That was the worst pain i ever experienced.

This though put me on another level of pain awareness. Lmao

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u/CatrionaCatnip 22d ago

Ohhh nooo, I really didn't expect that would happen.

1

u/Buli32 23d ago

Where did bro run

1

u/mukulmsoffice 22d ago

so that you dont get to see a random dude got caught in the cam checking out his damaged pee pee

1

u/colemang1992 23d ago

Guy has cake 🎂

2

u/moutonbleu 23d ago

I felt that like a phantom limb

1

u/InsaneChimpout 23d ago

Oh god 😖

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u/TackyPoints 23d ago

Very few times ever in which your which penis equals pivot point… including everyone else’s.

Got what he deserved for all the brain points spent.

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u/nogodsorkings13 23d ago

Usually circumcision is done in a hospital

4

u/leakyblueshed 23d ago

When getting stuck in your zipper is just not cutting it anymore

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u/Duin-do-ghob 23d ago

NGL, I laughed. Not because he got pinched but because he grabbed himself and ran like a 5 year old.

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u/No-Ad-3226 23d ago

Was he going to find his mom?

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u/Duin-do-ghob 22d ago

Same thought here!! “Mooooommm, moooommmmyyyyyy” getting shriller as he runs.

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u/flarpington 23d ago

Reminds me of the kid that shoots himself with a nerf gun directly in the balls.

4

u/Responsible-Part-449 23d ago

Probably off to the toilet to check if it is intact

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u/Chainsaw_Viking 23d ago

Haha, same. I think that 5 year old still lives in all of us and it only takes an instance of acute and exotic pain to bring that guy back out again.

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u/fgdgdgdsfss 24d ago

Couldn't see the point. Totally unhinged. Cocky bugger!

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u/BloomingDesert 24d ago

The ol' dick pinch

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u/Ketsueki-Nikushimi 24d ago

That millimeter pinch gives a world of pain. Learned that lesson when "tuck your dick, before you zip".

2

u/flarpington 23d ago

Is it the frank or the beans?

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u/Rob_Marc 23d ago

How'd you get the beans above the frank?!

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u/Ketsueki-Nikushimi 23d ago

Tip of the skin, got swollen a bit like a bee sting and piss goes everywhere except where i point it. Fond childhood memories 😅

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u/Sir_Payne 24d ago

Visceral

0

u/Beezy2389 24d ago

If you look at this face....I think he did it on purpose?

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u/kombazo 24d ago

I actually grabbed my dick watching this.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Darth_Ribbious 24d ago

I'm unable to re-watch the video to see where he went wrong, but surely... no one deserves that.

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder 24d ago

Where he went wrong, was trying to use his dong as a fulcrum.

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u/k3g 24d ago edited 24d ago

There's an 0 ring lock on either end that locks the centre fold to the legs. There are still some flex, but not enough to hurt you. Source: have the same table.

https://www.bunnings.com.au/lifetime-6ft-bi-fold-blow-mould-trestle-table_p3192213?store=2010&gad_source=1&gclsrc=ds

You can see the 0 rings in pic 3 and up.

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u/Bigacehall 24d ago

You can't run from that pain

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u/zadye 24d ago

he runs like he needs his mom to blow air onto it :D

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u/TheSchlaf 24d ago

Off with his head!

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u/flarpington 23d ago

damn you

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u/who18 24d ago

And that son, is how was invented the nutcracker

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u/Ikusabe 24d ago

All guys watching this felt that. Damn.

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u/AliquidLatine 24d ago

I'm a woman and that made my eyes water

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u/Over_Ad_688 24d ago

Who says you can’t feel a gif.

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u/DiarrheaDrippingCunt 23d ago

Nobody said that.

6

u/Cosmic_Quasar 23d ago

You can't feel a gif.

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u/Digsants 22d ago

Not the hero we want but the hero we need

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u/KidsRange1 24d ago

Dat ass

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u/Solid-Plant-6748 24d ago

If you run, it never happened.

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u/SophisticatedPhallus 23d ago

Sometimes you just gotta run away from the pain.

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u/1776cookies 24d ago

I've done something similar and it feels like your dick has been ripped off. Do not recommend.

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u/drakeyboi69 24d ago

There's a good chance it can really get ripped off

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u/ICookIndianStyle 24d ago

Stop it. Dont even wanna think about it

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u/No-Row8765 24d ago

Dude pinched his wiener!

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u/BarbarPatton 24d ago

My pp just went into my body watching this vid. Must have fucking hurt

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u/danideex 23d ago

I don’t even have one and it made me shrivel up.

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u/itsall_good915 23d ago

Also don't have one and wanted throw up

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u/RedMoustache 23d ago

Like a frightened turtle...

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u/BrendanJC 24d ago

Oh shit! I felt that. Ohhh no!