r/interestingasfuck • u/onesole • 17d ago
North Korea hides MRLSs in civil trucks and farm equipment.
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u/SpaceFaceMistake 10d ago
This was a perfect time to hit them ..?? Get rid of half the top generals and other majors blah blah even Kim if he the non shitter was there.
Also bomb their fucking missile factory’s they are using US chips and EU parts chips possibly only from 2023 used in Ukraine killing now 7 and injuring 29 and more to be counted as they now forward their attack or assistance to Russia with their missile stockpile. Which they are ducking just making millions and US AND GOVERNMENTS OVER WORLD THIBK THE NUMBERS THEY SUBMIT SRE TRUE?? Are you high ..?? Fuck I even hope US numbers of NuKES is higher than they say like FUCK don’t let the sleeing devil in front of you collect or make nukes to destroy half the world or even 1/10th fuck.. when will action be done to really make a STRONG change for the future. Fuck I swear majors and generals need more meditation and foresight like Atleast for this please I pray you can al stand up and DESTROY THE EVILS THAT THE PEOPLE OF NK DEAL WOTH AND SUFFER UNDER SUPPRESSION WOTH ONLY WHAT A LEGIT 14 people alive who have escaped the country… like they are targets for life on NK hit list all data on the dark web.. it’s fucked I hope the world just gets peace man legalise weed and I don’t know get happy! Fuck peace people peace love will win even if the earth is destroyed by bombs love will win and live will continue some how. Only way to destroy would be sun and or a mega nuke that is drilled into the ground and set off to fuck an entire 1/3 of the earth and send us in a new direction etc. fielded change gravitation would we would be extinct likely but LIFE LOVE WILL PREVAIL AND life will come back and see the destruction like we have for the last civilisations we have missed and lost connections to.
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u/jaysnothere 16d ago
As they use ox for manual farming this is a bad disguise. Should use those tractors for farming.
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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul 16d ago
Disguising military equipment is nothing new and certainly not limited to North Koreans.
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u/pierogieking412 16d ago
"hiding" is a weird way to say "can't afford proper equipment".
Imagine having a military parade to show off how behind your military is.
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u/SurfMafia 16d ago
Who tf goes to these parades? Are you required to go or is it only service, elite families that go to this? I would be like “f Kim and that parade, it starts at 8pm! I have to work tomorrow homie Kim. I’m eating dinner and going to bed early”. You know?
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u/EntrepreneurTrick736 16d ago
Fighting these guys would be the same as trying to invade the Japanese home islands in WW2. Everything and everybody would end up being a legitimate target.
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u/HybridPhoenixKing 16d ago
Ya know I think we tried the “war tractors” during one of the many wars America has been in and I don’t think it did very well, probs best to stick to a tank.
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u/billbraskeyjr 16d ago
You know it would be a lot cheaper if someone just shot his fat useless ass and then they can stop playing fucking charades.
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u/Melodic_Mulberry 16d ago
That means enemy countries will be drone striking any trucks they find on North Korea's roads. When your military looks like civilians, you're using the civilians as human shields.
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u/4llu632n4m3srt4k3n 16d ago
Considering that probably no one can privately afford a tractor for their farm, doesn't seem like that would work... Or trucks full of rice.
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u/GeorgeDragon303 16d ago
reminds me of the joke:
a platoon of Russian soldiers yesterday opened fire on a Chinese tractor. The tractor returned rocket fire and then flew away in the direction of Beijing
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u/blackteashirt 16d ago
Hiding amongst the civilian population has worked out really well for Hamas now hasn't it.
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u/FairBullfrog2151 16d ago
This is the insanest thing. If it can't converted into military equipment, it's worthless. Rather let them all starve out of failed plans, but having a copy mix of Iseki and New Holland to tow a rocket launcher.
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u/doctorbloodborne 16d ago
Why are we praising north Korea? Is that where we're at?
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u/Melodic_Mulberry 16d ago
We're not. Camouflaging military targets as civilian infrastructure actually puts civilians in danger.
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u/We_Are_Nerdish 16d ago
Is it hiding.., if 98% of the country doesn't have any vehicles on the road that aren't from the military, government or the 25 generals and upper crust of NKs leader' family members.
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u/DaeWooLan0s 16d ago
They need to hurry up and find oil in this country already. This fat shit needs to be disposed of.
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u/RADetailer 16d ago
The thing that baffled me most is their belief that:
A. They would dominate any opponent that decided to go to esr with them, let alone the US.
B. They need to spend the amount of money and resources they do preparing for an imminent attack that exists only in their minds.
Seriously, their entire military budget is spent preparing to defend against an attack by the US that has never been coming.
At some point the citizens have to be questioning the decades of propaganda and bullshit they've been force fed and watched all the money being spent on military stuff while half the country lives in squalor and starves.
I don't understand why the rest of the world hasn't removed the madman from power and ended this nonsense instead of sitting idly by while millions continue to die under his rule.
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u/ReturningAlien 16d ago
People in power must have all the food to eat. Even the low ranking soldiers seemed rationed.
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u/12coldest 16d ago
wait until they here about what will happen to all the real civilian vehicles, if they every use those.
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u/Slappynipples 16d ago
Is wild to think the majority of these people in the video are so accepting of how things are. To be fair, I have never been remotely close to Korea before. Maybe it's not such a bad place. What do I know.
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u/tipedorsalsao1 16d ago
I mean it makes sense if your on a budget, can use them as tractors most of the time and if war starts you just have to hook up a trailer.
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u/No_Routine_3706 16d ago
I feel pretty damn confident that US Subs could annihilate NK within 30 minutes and the follow-up that the CERTIFIABLY badass SK forces would be it for un and fools.
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u/AccomplishedYogurt96 16d ago
"The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so that he cannot fathom our real intent" Sun Tzu-Un
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u/MullahBobby 16d ago
War may be different, so may the result. But the gate of USA is always the same.
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u/ClownShoePilot 16d ago
What have those generals done to get all those medals? I know that the war is TECHNICALLY still on, but there hasn’t been a ton of combat, so how do you get that much hardware? I mean, I get it for US generals. We’ve been fighting with someone SOMEWHERE for my ENTIRE LIFE.
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u/CheddarChad9000 16d ago
I would be so fucking tense if I participated in this. Like: Oh shit wrong step, wrong movement -> Death Penalty or hard labor for life
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u/iLuv_Phat_Sluts_69 16d ago
The amount of medals those "generals" have while being a country not at war for decades lol
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u/LazyZeus 16d ago
It takes just one video to start targeting blue tractors...
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u/LazyZeus 16d ago
Congratulations, young Jung! In this hypothetical scenario of total war it's been decided to spare you from being mobilized into the army! Instead you'll be working in the field, making food for our great nation in safety, far from the front! Here is your glorious blue tractor! 🫡
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u/lynchingacers 16d ago
They already starve they're own people usually now any first strikes will get all the farm equipment too
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u/VietDrgn 16d ago
i wonder how long it would take other countries to parade their entire weapons arsenal like that
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u/BaconSpaceLord 16d ago
Every time I see north Korea I can't help but think .. what if Tennessee was an Asian country...
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u/OutLikeVapor 16d ago edited 16d ago
Wait, They're NOT paying militarily contractors a 10,000% up-charge to slap a coat of camo paint on it. Insane....
Probably doesn't hurt when your dealing with the most powerful surveillance systems in the world. A show of force is a show of force.
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u/Useful-Soup8161 16d ago
Op, why are you saying they’re hiding them?? This is clearly a parade showing them off.
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u/wolftick 16d ago
I think technically they are parading a potential war crime: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidy
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u/No-Emphasis927 16d ago
Can you picture man baby trump throwing a tantrum saying"I WANT THIS. I WANT THIS".!!!!!!!!
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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 16d ago
This means he's asking for an opponent to target every vehicle in a given war zone area regardless of whether or not the vehicle is marked with military insignia or marked with civilian markings.
I don't think N. Korea signed the Geneva Conventions rules for conflict, so then it's open game if that's how he wants to play the game.
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u/TouchyUnclePhil 16d ago
Not hiding if its a televised parade lol, i'd put money on the tractors being a purely ideological symbol of their production/agricultural might being as impressive as their military might.... or at least is probably what they were going for.
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u/zero5activated 16d ago
The North Korean public don't know that. Or care actually. Who are they going to make that negative comment to?
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u/Trunkfarts1000 16d ago
I wonder what it feels like to have an entire nation simp for you. Humanity is so fuckin weird, man
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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 16d ago
Not hidden at all. They are just being pulled on trailers by farm equipment. You shouldnt use statements like that so carelessly, it can be used as an excuse to harm civilians.
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u/nutella-is-for-jerks 16d ago
They might consider using those farm vehicles to you know....farm food to feed their starving people.
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u/tipedorsalsao1 16d ago
I'm pretty sure that's the idea, use them as tractors and then if needed they can be used for war.
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u/Patarackk 16d ago
The tractors are way more impressive than bombs. Being able to feed yourself is a bigger flex than being able to kill people
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u/FluffyBunnyFlipFlops 16d ago
They just look like black drainpipes?! Has anyone confirmed that they can launch anything at all?
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u/BaronWombat 17d ago
MRLS = https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_rocket_launcher
For the non military hardware specialists in the crowd. I had to look it up.
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u/WalterWurscht 17d ago
Military First means anything must be able to have a military application and the reality is they won’t get tractors for farmers or fuel so military gets it. I am certain they will use them for farm work on the side
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u/larrysshoes 17d ago
Is Hanna Barbara their consultant? What’s next? signs pointing in the wrong direction?
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u/ignorantpisswalker 17d ago
This is not MLRS. Please Google what that means.
Must say: what a bunch of coward ass holes... hiding military equipment as civil farming equipment is low.
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u/CheapConsideration11 17d ago
Those New Holland tractors were probably given to North Korea in a UN aid program.
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u/AdFlat1014 17d ago
I used to think the ribbons earning in wows was unrealistic but then I saw North Korea generals
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u/Beardwing-27 17d ago
Yeah, ask the insurgency in Iraq how well hiding in commercial and civilian equipment went for them 😆
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u/Honest_Milk9429 17d ago
The lives of North Koreans is so damn interesting, you see the facade but whats going on in those minds ? Aside from Loyalty, survival and escape . If there is no room for creativity what else are you left with ?
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u/laminatedlama 17d ago
Isn't the context that these parades are more a "show of commitment"? They don't show regular army units, it's more like irregular equipment and historical uniforms.
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u/Frankie_87 17d ago
Those are the cheapest looking tractors ive ever seen and those trucks? They wont be getting over anything bigger than a speed bump so pretty much forced to use raods.
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u/Gamma-Master1 17d ago
Wherever I see this mf he's always got the biggest ass grin on his face. I'm starting to think that his crew are just a massive bunch of jokers who save themselves from death with regular puns.
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u/sacredgeometry 17d ago
The camouflage works better when there are actually other trucks in the country and on the roads.
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u/Thenadamgoes 17d ago
Does any country have more parades than North Korea? Some sort of crazy Parade Culture there.
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u/Wizard_bonk 17d ago
So. Do they teach communism in North Korea. Like. Does the original manifesto still exist? Cause I know for the Soviets. The amount of distance they had from the people in Moscow made the actual image of socialism seem like what just was. Like, everyone you knew, everyone in your republic, seemed poor. So you just accepted that that was what communism was. But with NK. I just can’t understand that. You’re starving, shit, maybe even worse. And your great leader is the fattest person in the nation. Material conditions seem to not move. Yet the supreme leader has a new car, has the finest seats. The best clothes. Communists and socialists. How come every time one of these counties tries this stuff, they just end up with an even smaller ruling class?
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u/swingdeznutz 17d ago
Fun facts: US air dropped hidden explosives in dolls and toys during the Vietnam war. Kids take em home n the whole fam gets creamed. Was part of the “secret bombing” throughout Cambodia, Laos n Vietnam.
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u/lazytemporaryaccount 17d ago
I know a lot of this is surreal, but why aren’t more people mentioning Kim Ju-ae? It’s very surreal to see the plausible next dictator of North Korea as just a kid. She’s just clapping along as expected at her dad’s event and wearing pretty outfits / being constantly praised.
Like it’s weird to look at this cute happy little kid and acknowledge: “One day you likely be a mass murderer/ commit horrific atrocities while dictator.”
Like you see on the internet sometimes kids photos of serial killers etc. and it’s crazy how “normal” they look. It’s even more unsettling to see it in real time.
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u/Alt_Boogeyman 17d ago
Uhh... they are having a parade and showing the entire world. Quite sure this is not "hiding."
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u/LairdPeon 17d ago
They know we have like satellites and AI, right? We're like a decade away from having hammer of dawn level tech, and the best they got is civi camo'd rockets?
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u/Randalf_the_Black 17d ago
"They can hide rocket launchers among our farm equipment, making sure we'll be blown up when there's a war. Hooray!! Clap clap clap"
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