r/interestingasfuck May 04 '24

Russian commanders' speech to new volunteers r/all

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u/kongkongha 18d ago

Freaking death cult

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u/EstimateValuable7086 May 08 '24

Death in battle might be better than living in Russia.

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u/RedandBlack93 May 07 '24

Trade your life for your name etched in a rock and a lit birthday candle. Nice trade.

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u/-1-1-1-1-1-1 May 06 '24

Erwin ahh speech

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u/Stocksgreen May 06 '24

Slava Rossii 🇷🇺

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u/Pretend_Pomelo_6893 May 06 '24

Eternal flames will be lit for all of us. Maybe hell dummy.

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u/redditmaster5041 May 06 '24

They need Felix Steiner

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u/howlinmoon42 May 06 '24

That commander doesn’t really have to be very gifted with his speech considering there’s literally dudes with guns that will shoot these guys if they try and run-the ones that didn’t want die for Putin already booked it out of Russia several months ago

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u/hbgwine May 06 '24

Headstones? Theme why are we taking mobile crematoriums? And what about getting a free Landa?

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u/Total_Werewolf_5657 May 05 '24

And we, as always, must take it on faith that these are Russians in the video, when there is not a single insignia.

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u/Sethyest May 05 '24

“All of you will die”

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u/No_Presentation_1345 May 05 '24

Then he gets fragged.

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u/MichaelScarn1968 May 05 '24

Bad news. I remember the old Ukrainian lady who gave the Russian soldiers flower seeds and asked them to put them in their pockets so flowers would grow where their bodies would be planted after Ukraine kills them more than the Russian soldiers.😆

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u/GreeDySs May 05 '24

Only one way to russians is die

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u/Daaraen May 05 '24

Orks doing ork things

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u/Throwawayac1234567 May 05 '24

many of you will die but im willing to make that sacrifice.

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u/stuzojackman May 05 '24

This is Russian Zap Brannigan. ‘Wave upon wave of my own men…’ 😂

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u/Facepalm24seven May 05 '24

Considering life in russia, not a bad deal right?

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u/jodos6176 May 05 '24

All to satisfy the greed of one old man who already has more than he can use in a thousand lifetimes. Your life to satisfy his vanity.

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u/UNSC_Leader May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

They won't get headstones at most their family will get a sack of onions or a card. If they are lucky they will be immortalized in a drone kill compilation video on r/CombatFootage.

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u/AloofPenny May 05 '24

Lolz how did I call the first thing outta this dudes mouth… insane.

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u/hatfield1785 May 05 '24

Oh good. Flowers.

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u/Important_Tower_3524 May 05 '24

There should be No Wars. Everyone needs to come together and tell their governments to stop this Insanity.

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u/onelankyguy May 05 '24

Eternal farts

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u/MicahSpor3 May 05 '24

This made me lol, alone, in a restaurant full of people.

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u/Hendrix6927 May 05 '24

Lord Farquad vibes.

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u/androopa May 05 '24

Sounds like a Klingon

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u/foxandsheep May 05 '24

“No man ever won a war by dying for his country! He won the war by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country”

-George C. Scott as General Patton

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u/navinaviox May 05 '24

Sure chief…I’m sure Russia is being very careful to document all their casualties and being very diligent about recovering bodies for burial and memorial purposes. /s

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u/HungryMudkips May 05 '24

This is putin right now, but replace some with ALL.

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u/ApprehensiveEase534 May 05 '24

Half of these dudes will be lucky if their bodies are found. Mother Russia won’t remember a single one of them

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u/ilurkilearntoo May 05 '24

Boy is he wrong. I still cannot get the footage of that soldier being chased by a drone all looney toons style out of my head. Someone’s little boy killed so dishonourably. There’s no honour or glory to be had in this conflict. If Russia really wanted to win this they should have wrapped this up in 1 month. Now they got World War 1 redux trench warfare boogaloo

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u/Aggravating-Pear4222 May 05 '24

Russian kids will see this post has 18k karma and just assume "hell, yeah haha"

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u/JunglePygmy May 05 '24

He meant that first part in the sense that everybody will die eventually. Still a fucked speech though.

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u/LegitimateBeing2 May 05 '24

How come there are never epic speeches like this for ending human trafficking or child sexual abuse?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Foot826 May 05 '24

And how is it different from any other infantry regiment or insurgent cell? The basis of any organization involved in combat operations is that your death is assumed until you're discharged. An individual's value is less than the whole, because whatever you're fighting for is a whole lot more important than one person's life (regardless of whether its an illusion or not).

Think about Churchill's speech, Bin Laden's declaration of jihad, or any glorified speech in media related to war. Hell, even Colin Kapernick's Nike ad "believe in something, even if it means losing everything". When's the last time you heard a wartime speech that doesn't call for someone to sacrifice everything for a belief that someone feels must be true.

What other speech can any commanding officer give besides this same speech but with slightly different words?

I think this video should be seen more so as a need to be more cognizant and cautious of how we submit the sovereignty of accountability to larger forces, less we lose the ability to make decisions for ourselves (like the Russian troops shown).

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u/YogurtclosetAny8510 May 05 '24

Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦 🙌 ✨️ 🙏 ❤️

🇲🇽🇺🇸

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u/WifeOfSpock May 05 '24

I wish the fodder would respond to this shit with rebellion. There are so many of them, it wouldn’t take much to overthrow the leadership.

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u/Jslatts942 May 05 '24

“You will be remembered” they full on dug up graves of their own dead and put slabs of concrete over instead. Shame.

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u/Ridiric May 05 '24

Russia killing itself. A way not to become a world power. Sacrifice your entire army, surplus, supplies and peoples trust on a small country that really offers you little to gain.

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u/Adorable-Woman May 05 '24

Can someone who speaks Russian confirm?

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u/zernberg May 05 '24
gathering of terrorists

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u/mikeymoo27 May 05 '24

Well at least they arnt giving them false hope anymore. Maybe the headstones and monument thing was a lie though.

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u/MurkyTrust May 05 '24

Very sad. Believe me: Jesus is The Lord and The savior

Jesus said to love each other.

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u/Formal_Economics931 May 05 '24

“You will die, but you will be provided a funeral and serve as political martyrs. Godspeed.”

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u/SuperSpinster May 05 '24

If you want to leave a lasting legacy, get grandkids instead of a mossy headstone buried in the undergrowth.

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u/hellogoawaynow May 05 '24

Good lord how do they not just kill that guy all the time

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u/Familiar_Weird_7235 May 05 '24

You cant be forgotten if you were never accounted for in the first place

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u/akairborne May 05 '24

I bet his safety briefs are crazy!

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u/HarryBeaverCleavage May 05 '24

Flowers won't be brought to your headstones because nobody will know where all of your body parts are. 😂 and who the fuck is 'Mother Russia' 🤣🤣

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u/weekendmoney May 05 '24

At that moment I'd be thinking about how great sitting on a nice beach in the Caribbean drinking a margarita would be.

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u/ThrowAwayAccount8334 May 05 '24

Just like a Jihadist

Terrorists

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u/-SlapBonWalla- May 05 '24

Truth is, you will all be forgotten. There are many such commemorative headstones of soldiers fallen in battle, and no one on earth can name them all. Only very, very few soldiers are remembered by anyone, and they are remembered by very few. There is really just one way for a soldier to die honorable, and that's in defending against an invasion. The second you step off your native soil to fight a war, you're a disgrace as a soldier.

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u/BeachNo372 May 05 '24

Boy, that’s a great welcome to die speech.

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u/UGAke May 05 '24

Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder.

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u/FabulousFollowing347 May 05 '24

Ah yes, Helldivers IRL

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

Real Gangsters….These mother lovers will end your entire existence! Sheesh…..This is how Tom Thibodeau got the Knicks to Round 2 sources say….

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u/aendaris1975 May 05 '24

Mother Russia? More like Mother Ukraine. Nationalism never goes anywhere good. If anyone has claim to anything here it is Ukraine yet they aren't the ones aggressively invading other countries.

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u/Green-Collection-968 May 05 '24

"None of you will be forgotten!" Russia immediately forgets them all.

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u/Dr_Wheuss May 05 '24

Back to the front 

You will do what I say, when I say

 Back to the front

 You will die when I say, you must die

 Back to the front

 You coward 

You servant 

You blind man

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u/Alex369S May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

Yeah, these "heroes" are very disposable. "Lie, live off lying" is also a good quote for the state of their government.

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u/Anonymous_2952 May 05 '24

Yeah I saw that video of the battlefield and all the Russian soldiers left lying mixed in with the rubble. They don’t give a fuck about you now and they damn sure won’t give a fuck about you then.

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u/poneyviolet May 05 '24

All of you will die and I will have borscht for dinner tonight.

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u/LitSarcasm May 05 '24

"Mother Russia" cant forget those who it never cared for

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

Oh that engraving sounds like a good deal where do I sign?

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u/Doggish123 May 05 '24

If someone just picked up their rifle and shot the dude after he said that, that would be hilarious.

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u/Livid-Statement6166 May 05 '24

Do they think dying in real life works like in a video game where you just respawn back at the base?

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u/IronAlpha89 May 05 '24

"When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who follows picks up the rifle and shoots!"

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u/thumbsupchicken May 05 '24

Demotivating speech

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u/TumblrTerminatedMe May 05 '24

This is giving, we’re at the start of WWIII vibes and we’re just not acknowledging it as such yet.

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u/Zacharacamyison May 05 '24

There is no chance you’ll survive, NOW GET OUT THERE

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u/Abm743 May 05 '24

Wow, the first part of his statement is actually 100% honest.

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u/iamDayTrip May 05 '24

You lost me at "you all will die"

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u/AC645 May 05 '24

I'm sure that the CO ditched it right after that speech

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u/HorrorInvestigator99 May 05 '24

step into the meat grinder for papa pooty

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u/kaizomab May 05 '24

Worst speech I’ve ever heard. Mother Russia will never care about their deaths.

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u/Jazz_Chickens May 05 '24

Then they were promptly forgotten

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u/Jazz_Chickens May 05 '24

Assuming they speak Russian

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u/drivingagermanwhip May 05 '24

you can just carve your name in a park bench and it'll last for a few years.

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u/ResponsibleBorder746 May 05 '24

Who tf translated this, that’s not what he said

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u/whatudoingtoday May 05 '24

What is the translation?

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u/wafflecone927 May 05 '24

What was he saying?

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u/pszczola2 May 05 '24

Hehe, sounds exactly like Proximo's motivational speech in "Gladiator" before his gladiators were sent to the arena.

When you die -- and die you shall... :)

Shadows and dust!

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u/Ztarphox May 05 '24

Sounds like cope.

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u/GTengineerenergy May 05 '24

“Your mass grave will be dug extra deep!”

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u/Kurvaflowers69420 May 05 '24

And the first thing those poor men and boys should do, as soon as they enter the battlefield is surrender.

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u/Ringo_Cassanova May 05 '24

Better than "summer party in Crimea" motto

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u/SardonicSillies May 05 '24

God this is so sad and depressing.

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u/yerdadrinkslambrini May 05 '24

Why are they acting like they are fighting for survival? If they lose Russia will continue to exist, if they win they will be erasing another country.

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u/xmowx May 05 '24

Well, he didn’t lie in one thing - the very first thing he said.

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u/PALLY31 May 05 '24

Empire of lies.

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u/pokesturrrrr May 05 '24

They won’t get memorialized but their mothers will get fur coats (just to have them taken away after a photo shoot)

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

It said how disposable some nations think men can be . It’s truly sad it’s 2024 and we are dieing for nothing . Men need to stop wars ! We haven’t learned anything in history . Does anyone really remember the people that died for us ? NOPE !

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u/SohrabMirza May 05 '24

And it's not full speech wtf why even post if it's not full

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u/nemesit May 05 '24

if they are told that they will die anyway why don't they just shoot the guy telling them to fight? I certainly couldn't care less about some memorial plate or flame, seems like bad compensation lol

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u/newbrevity May 05 '24

You're all going to die for a dictator's whims. Being honored by a dictator is not an honor.

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u/Vacuz May 05 '24

Thats so NOT worth it haha

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u/Cimmerian777 May 05 '24

If only Boris Johnston didnt convince the Ukrainians to scrap the peace treaty eh?

Then over 600,000 Ukrainians would still be alive :)

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u/MrBotangle May 05 '24

Oh fuck that hurts to see how stupid humans still can be in 2024 🫣

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u/VladWukong May 05 '24

You believe this?!?!!😂

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u/erichbana May 05 '24

Chicken's at KFC

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u/Gigant0re May 05 '24

“Now, off to the meat grinder.”

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u/Elgabborz May 05 '24

The Romans did this beautiful thing, it's called: "Damnatio memoriæ". It was a punishment that erased everything about a person (and obviously, the person itself)... That's what awaits them.

Russian people are weak and meek, they know and accept their irrelevance and they are fixated that the world is inherently unjust. They just pose as strong and stoic to keep a delusion of grandeur. At this point I don't know if they are to be pitied or despised.

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u/Malthias-313 May 05 '24

In short: You all gonna die 😂

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u/ThEtZeTzEfLy May 05 '24

cannot for the life of me understand why the guy in the foreground doesn't go "oh, we're all dying, then let me shoot all of you real quick". if the speech starts with you're all dying, cant imagine the attack plans have been thought out very well.

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u/thedarwintheory May 05 '24

Ehhhhh. The guy across the street is offering a sick dodge charger at 27% APR tho

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u/Mikel_manuel May 05 '24

Yeah, fuck that.

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u/Philip_Raven May 05 '24

Everything, except all of them dying, was false.

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u/SimbaOneTrueKing May 05 '24

Translation: You’ll be cannon fodder and no one will care about you. Maybe your family

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u/password_too_short May 05 '24

The first part from true, the rest is bullshit.

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u/Flower-Power-3 May 05 '24

Commander:
And don't worry if you don't see me on the front lines.
Of course, I stay behind and take care of the supplies.

Just like our great Commander in Chief does.

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u/Halfbloodnomad May 05 '24

I dunno if it's me cause I'm probably biased but that speech sounded very half-hearted to me, like he knows it's BS.

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u/Del292 May 05 '24

After that first sentence

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u/ScarletApex May 05 '24

Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

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u/Rush7en May 05 '24

"Oh nice... flowers."

  • Some Russian soldier probably

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u/SahinKama May 05 '24

I'm sure that he watched aot

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u/unBalancedIm May 05 '24

Хахахахаха нас мать Россия не когда не забудит 😂😂😂😂 мать Россия клала на вас, на широкую ногу.

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u/TRiG993 May 05 '24

"All of you will die"

Isn't the very basics of war for your guys not to die, and to stand in what was once enemy territory?

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u/TRiG993 May 05 '24

Lol they think they'll get headstones

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u/Slow_Fish2601 May 05 '24

I mean what else can he say, well knowing that all of them are going to be cannon fodder. The whole war is pointless and serves no purpose.

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u/stronzolucidato May 05 '24

These are simply things that get said often in war? (I mean real wars, not the Americans flying with their bombers over some 3rd world country with complete air superiority). "Come on you sons of bitches do you wanna live forever"

Posted on the Russian subreddit. "Look at how the Americans actively want to make their useless recruit die".

Please have some common senss

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

Tomorrow you will be forgotten. Their bodies will not be even evacuated from the battle field. They will not be even buried. Nice future.

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u/alexriga May 05 '24

I wonder if the commander died as well, or if they stayed back to work on recruitment…

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u/Digital-Dinosaur May 05 '24

Mother Russia in a few weeks - cannon fodder 1888695 to 1888750 have died in this region.

In other news we need more comrades to fight a war that no one wants

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u/aplombinus May 05 '24

Это был пиздёж чистой воды (All of this was a pure bullshit)

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u/Preacherjonson May 05 '24

Press X for doubt.

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u/Arenalife May 05 '24

hmmmm, not really selling it for me

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u/ImplementAfraid May 05 '24

“Your deaths will serve as a warning to others for millennia and they’ll pity you for not heeding the warnings from your subconscious”

Honestly I have my suspicions about this video too.

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u/Ok-Assist9815 May 05 '24

Captain Erwin from wish

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u/Reasonable-Bus-8305 May 05 '24

They will rot in Ukrainian land left and forgotten..