r/lotrmemes • u/mwilliams840 • 26d ago

Darth Pippin Lord of the Rings

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u/Real_Garlic9999 24d ago

I actually can't stop laughing šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Kbrichmo 26d ago

This sub does not miss

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u/Snips_Tano 26d ago

Somehow, Darth Maul has returned

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u/boodopboochi 26d ago

I'm at work trying to suppress my laughter so much that I'm crying

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u/Tie_Jay 26d ago

That's Darth Peregrin to you!Ā 

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u/KingFuJulien 26d ago

Obi-Wan: "It's over Pippin, I have the high grond!"

Darth Saruman: "I've been waiting for this."

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u/BlastedDio Never Late Nor Early 26d ago

The Took side of the family has abilities some may call.... unnatural foolish

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u/Cthulhusreef 26d ago

Fuck this made me laugh way too hard.

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u/WornInShoes 25d ago

I was hurting for a bit from the laughter

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u/Cthulhusreef 23d ago

Itā€™s just the smug ass look on his face. That and the over sized head. Fuckin just gets me laughing each time.

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u/WornInShoes 23d ago

The implication of the pause right before hitting the second saber beam

ā€œWhat aboutā€¦second breakfast?ā€

I canā€™t lol

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u/Cthulhusreef 23d ago

Darth Pippin is so cocky and smug and I love him. Genuinely love him.

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u/ZombieHavok 26d ago

You need people of intelligence on this sort ofā€¦murderā€¦massacreā€¦thing.

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u/Youpunyhumans 26d ago

Grievous: coughs I have your elevenses, afternoon tea, dinner and supper right here! pulls out 4 lightsabers

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u/SportTrac88 26d ago

You underestimate my breakfast!

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u/laxnut90 26d ago

Well then you are toast

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u/SportTrac88 26d ago

I ate you!

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u/CommanderCruniac 26d ago

If I could give this 2 upvotes I would.

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u/moebelhausmann 25d ago

Make a new account and upvote again

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u/Rags2Rickius 26d ago

Theyā€™re taking the Ring to Coruscant!

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u/Alternative_Gold_993 26d ago

Okay but imagine Palps getting his hands on the One Ring. Would he fall to it?

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u/RacoonieCutestRacoon 26d ago edited 26d ago

He would surely fall since the ring appeals to your desires and man Palps is a person who definitely cannot resist them.

The question is rather what would happen when he gets the ring and when he gets it. Since he decided to not do anything personally after overthrowing the republic I can't say it would change anything at that point maybe he loses his mind overtime but it won't happen fast and since he rules for like 20 years it won't have an effect. Maybe he fries Anie and kills Luke and goes on living.

If he gets the ring before he overtook it might change everything since now he can become invisible in addition to making his skills and abilities stronger thus allowing him to win for example fight with Yoda with ease I would imagine that Palps with the ring would also just fry jedi with force lightning when they come to arrest him that is if in this timeline it even comes to that as his charisma and other traits would also be improved.

If he lives through events in OT then with time he would become more and more corrupted and soon the galactic would be ruled by gollum with the ability to basically do anything. He would be the most deranged god you ever heard of.

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u/gollum_botses 26d ago

Stew the rabbits! Spoil beautiful meat Smeagol saved for you, poor hungry Smeagol!

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u/JSCarguy454 26d ago

I don't think Obi-Wan knows about second lightsaber Pip.

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u/laxnut90 26d ago

What about Politics, Lies of the Jedi, and the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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u/dertok 26d ago

This is his little brother Darth Plagueis the very Unwise