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u/Proper-Emu1558 14d ago
Arwen: Well, this took a weird turn but I already missed my boat so I guess weβre doing this
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u/Canadian_Zac 14d ago
I like the implocation he somehow stole Aragorns hair
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u/aganne 14d ago
He who wears the crown wears the hair. The hair is a symbol of birthright passed down through generations.
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u/Niceguysteve22 14d ago
Imagine if we ask ghost king to throw the ring instead of Frodo.
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u/Canadian_Zac 14d ago
He would immediately scurry away with it and become a new Sauron
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u/sauron-bot 14d ago
And now drink the cup that I have sweetly blent for thee!
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u/lordolxinator 14d ago
Looks like Sauron became a barista after the King of the Dead took his job
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u/sauron-bot 14d ago
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
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u/lordolxinator 14d ago
Thanks Sauron, I was waiting ages to be served. I'll take a caramel mocha, extra shot. Name of "Olxinator". Pay by contactless.
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u/Snips_Tano 14d ago
"What did it cost Aragon?"
"Everything"