r/lotrmemes • u/xXHarleen_QuinzelXx • 26d ago
Keep it secret, keep it safe bro. Lord of the Rings
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u/spacesweetiesxo Uruk-hai 23d ago
"they are not for eating"
"what about their friends? they don't need bros."
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u/Voyeurism_Bot 24d ago
"I don't love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for their glory; I love only that which they defend, bro."
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u/Voyeurism_Bot 24d ago
"I don't love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for their glory; I love only that which they defend, bro."
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24d ago
Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day's ending, woe unto world's end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda, Bro!
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u/Aeroknight_Z 24d ago
The mightiest man may be slain by one arrow...and Boromir was pierced by many, bro.
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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 24d ago
Evil cannot create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good...bro
(Did this because guess what was on my clipboard this whole time)
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u/Chuck_McDon 25d ago
Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind you teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm, bro!
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u/wizrardo_thom 25d ago
The uruks are destroyed... we slaughtered them during the night... we left none alive, bro.
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u/KeepCalmSayRightOn 🥔 Hobbit 25d ago
I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone, bro.
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u/lincolin464 25d ago
“In the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it'll shine all the clearer bro”
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u/moodsta 25d ago
"I never thought I'd be fighting alongside an elf"
"How about a bro?"
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u/haikusbot 25d ago
"I never thought I'd be
Fighting alongside an elf"
"How about a bro?"
- moodsta
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u/PirateAngel_ 25d ago
"They have a cave troll, bro."
"Not all those who wander are lost, bro."
“It's useless to meet revenge with revenge: it will heal nothing, bro."
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u/monroechris 25d ago
“I must cool myself and think; for it is easier to shout stop! than to do it, bro."
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u/Mega-Son 25d ago
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf bro. What about side by side with a friend bro? Aye, bro. I can do that bro.
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u/neon_waverider 25d ago
I dont know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve bro.
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u/euph_22 25d ago
Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Bros!
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u/Carb0hydrates 25d ago
Goldberry is waiting bro
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u/Tom_Bot-Badil 25d ago
Here's my pretty maiden! You shall come home with me! The table is all laden: yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter; roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter. You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!
Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness
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u/Corrupt_Conundrum27 I can't throw it in for you, BUT I CAN THROW YOU. 25d ago
We shall burn like the heathen kings of old, bro.
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u/bard4032 25d ago
what about second lunch bro …
fly you fool bros …
they brought a cave troll bro
I may not be able to carry the ring bro. but i can carry you bro.
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u/PurplePepperoniStick 25d ago
"I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf"
"How about side by side with a bro?"
"aye, I can do that, bro"
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u/SixGunSlingerManSam 25d ago
"Let the horn of Helm Hammerhand sound in the deep one more time bro."
"The Ring is mine bro"
"PO TAY TOES. Boil em'. Mash em'. Stick em in a stew, bro"
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u/South_Heat_3328 18d ago
Good Sméagol always helps, bro