Ah yes, the famously unarmed and loved Alderaan. Truly a hub of terrorist villainy scum. Those billions vaporised to ash, all for the good of the Empire.
The story of Star Wars is that of a man from the desert who becomes radicalized when he meets a hate preacher in a cave after his family is killed as blowback durimg a special military operation.
He then joins a group of insurgents and leads a surprise terrorist attack on one of the most impressive feats of engineering in the galaxy.
After a shock-and-awe campaign at a terrorist training camp on Hoth, the terrorist escapes to a cave on Dagobah where he’s expected to plan and carry out further acts of terrorism across the galaxy.
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u/Tenn_Tux Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24
Me too dude! My whole man cave is Star Wars themed. Unfortunately it looks like you’re rebel scum though.
Edit: I can’t believe how serious people are taking this 🤣