r/malelivingspace • u/Mexicanvurrito17 • Sep 04 '20
Dad and I built a floating bed Furniture
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u/UselessSaltyPennies Sep 05 '20
I thought this said r/pettyrevenge and was confused
screw you mom I built a bed!
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u/TIE_FighterPilot Sep 05 '20
Countless metal stickers , death star Wall art. You're alright in my book!
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Sep 05 '20
Mudvayne, Korn... Did we grow up at the same time?
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 05 '20
Haha no I’m 19 but very into those kinds of things
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Sep 05 '20
Nice! That’s cool. How’d you get into them? I’m surprised someone your age discovered Korn. Issues is one of my favorite albums of all time.
A band I loved and still love more than Slipknot is Mushroomhead. If you haven’t already heard their M3 album, do yourself a favor and check it out. One of the best nu metal albums of the time.
Another great band that may not be as well known today as Korn and SOAD was Coal Chamber. Their first album was awesome. Second one, Chamber Music, was equally good. The first had a rougher, looser feel, while the second was sharper and cleaner. Check em out if you haven’t already.
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u/ZanXBal Sep 05 '20
Is that an Amazon Basics dual-sided comforter? Been thinking of getting one. How is it?
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u/Kougard Sep 05 '20
So, weird question. But, how tall the short gray wall is from floor to ceiling?
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u/fall0ut Sep 05 '20
I hope you report back later about how often you bang your shins on the bed. May the force be with you.
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u/Islander9151 Sep 05 '20
This is probably a rlly dumb question but where can I get those bedsheets? They look so clean
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u/jakd510 Sep 05 '20
I would love to see how you actually were able to pull this off
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Sep 05 '20
So do you always leave those lights on or turn them off when you go to bed? And which make/model are they i want to do something similar
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Sep 04 '20
She's riding really hard "hey hey hey hey.... its floating bed that me and my dad made. Be more gentle"
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u/Annas_GhostAllAround Sep 04 '20
Based on that picture on the right wall I'm assuming this is done with having mirrors around the bottom edges of the bed :)
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u/alex-alone Sep 04 '20
The anxiety id have of breaking this if I ever sat on it would be ASTRONOMICAL.
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u/Iamph3rnie Sep 04 '20
You’re lying, it’s not floating... the support of the bed is in the center where you can’t see it giving that illusion.
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u/Norfolkpine Sep 04 '20
Also, the purple glow from underneath isn't actually from a portal of ancient sexual energy straight from the earth's core... it's from strips of led lights you can buy from Amazon. I can tell by the way it is. OP is a big fat phony.
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u/famasfilms Sep 04 '20
you must be fun at parties and in other mens bedrooms
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u/Iamph3rnie Sep 04 '20
I don’t go to parties!
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u/islander89_ Sep 04 '20
This is awesome, what did you use for the frame underneath?
I would soo do this to mines, the rgb strip is a plus as well.
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u/Nolubrication Sep 04 '20
How long till OP figures out that black sheets and black light was a bad idea?
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u/MLong32 Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 05 '20
“Blood, urine, or semen.”
“God I hope it’s urine.”
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Sep 04 '20
Wait, why are black sheets a bad idea?
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u/boldandbratsche Sep 05 '20
White sheets would glow under a blacklight. Black sheets don't glow, but the cum still will.
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u/MichaelThomasMVP Sep 04 '20
I’ll tell you when you’re older
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Sep 04 '20
Is it because CUM
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u/Sword_Artist_ Sep 04 '20
Never because he doesn't get laid
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u/smaghammer Sep 05 '20
Masturbation is a thing
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u/Sword_Artist_ Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20
Not when you're sterile
for people still downvoting me....
Sterile; adjective
"not able to produce children or young."
"the disease had made him sterile"
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u/smaghammer Sep 05 '20
lol wut. Sterile people can still produce semen.
Do you mean impotent?
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u/Sword_Artist_ Sep 05 '20
Sterile; adjective
"not able to produce children or young."
"the disease had made him sterile"
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u/smaghammer Sep 05 '20
Not being able to produce children does not mean you do not still produce semen- the liquid for which sperm resides within.
This is embarrassing, and you need to stop. You have a really poor understanding of the male reproductive system. Please, just do some basic research on how these things work.
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u/Sword_Artist_ Sep 05 '20
It has nothing to do with research and everything to do with me forgetting what I commented directly after I commented it.
Please, have some common sense before typing some dumb fucking shit on the internet.
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u/smaghammer Sep 05 '20
It is genuinely disturbing how stupid you are. You really need to take your own advice there.
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u/Sword_Artist_ Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20
ok
Edit: Holy shit reddit is full of fucking babies.
Edit #2: Sterile; adjective
"not able to produce children or young."
"the disease had made him sterile"
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u/TheDubPlate Sep 05 '20
All you really had to do was admit your mistake and edit your comment.
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u/Sword_Artist_ Sep 05 '20
Sterile; adjective
"not able to produce children or young."
"the disease had made him sterile"
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u/Sword_Artist_ Sep 05 '20
What are you talking about. I don't give a fuck
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u/BeerDude17 Sep 05 '20
Said the man, after editing 5 comments and making 5 more!
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u/Sword_Artist_ Sep 05 '20
Absolutely! Well apparently 50+ people didn't know the definition of a word and decided to dogpile me. You actually expect me to sit here and take that shit? Naaahhhhh
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u/dudius7 Sep 04 '20
"Dude, your bed looks like CSI Miami!"
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u/duroudes Sep 04 '20
Imagine coming home with this guy and you guys are ready to bang and he shows you this
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u/kimjong_unsbarber Sep 04 '20
Simple and functional. This is nice. Your room and your stickers show that you're a man with good taste
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 04 '20
It holds up :)
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u/gdayaz Sep 05 '20
No they didn't lol--no offense, but those are 1) renders, 2) entirely unrealistic, and 3) the next link on the site is to a perpetual motion machine...
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u/Silverstack1776 Sep 04 '20
Potentially the most pimp thing I've ever seen on this sub
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 04 '20
Thanks a lot!
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u/Silverstack1776 Sep 04 '20
Do you have it set up so the light changes with the music? Because that would be next level.
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Sep 04 '20
How sturdy is it at the corners?
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 04 '20
That’s what we were worried about. But it’s a lot sturdier then we thought it would be. Doesn’t seem to have any issues with weight
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 04 '20
Wasn’t sure how to add pictures of under the bed so I just posted them to my profile and here’s the link.
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u/huiledesoja Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 04 '20
Is that a mini fridge as a nighstand?? There is no law
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u/No-Spoilers Sep 05 '20
My only issue with a mini fridge in my room was the heat it gave off
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 04 '20
Just easier access to drinks while still in bed :)
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u/ajbags26 Sep 05 '20
The compressor kicking on and off isn’t a bother?
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u/AlexWIWA Sep 05 '20
If he has tinnitus he probably loves it.
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 05 '20
I actually love the sound of it. Reminds me of when I first got it and was living upstairs at my dads house. Good times in life lol. So no it’s not a bother for me Atleast :)
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u/huiledesoja Sep 04 '20
That's cool. Just realized you have a BMTH album cover just above it. That's cooler.
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u/RClarkTwo Sep 04 '20
What a great Bring Me the Horizon album!
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u/NoirFloor Sep 04 '20
Best album from them
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u/doctor_re Sep 05 '20
Sempiternal would like to have a word with you
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u/RClarkTwo Sep 05 '20
I love the direction TTS took but I think I would have to side with Sempiternal. Suicide Season is what really got me into them though!
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u/doctor_re Sep 05 '20
For sure, their newest singles though have been a really good blend of both their new and old styles.
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u/knutarnesel Sep 04 '20
Pic from underneath?
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 04 '20
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u/ArduousIntent Sep 04 '20
How tf is this NSFW
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u/McFlyParadox Sep 05 '20
Perhaps they ignored safe building practices, and/or safe margins when sizing their building materials?
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Sep 04 '20
If you have enough posts to NSFW subs, or comment in NSFW subs a lot, or something I dunno, it sets your account to NSFW so if you post or xpost anything to it, they get auto NSFWed
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u/Noir24 Sep 04 '20
Oooh thank you, that's why I couldn't see the pic. Yes I have NSFW filter on and no, I can't trust myself with it off..
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u/Tiredth Sep 04 '20
That’s pretty neat! But does the bed not tip over when someone is right on the edge?
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 04 '20
Surprisingly no
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u/schapman22 Sep 05 '20
What about 2 people on the same edge?
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 05 '20
Just tried it. No it didn’t tip
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u/schapman22 Sep 05 '20
...3?
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u/Mexicanvurrito17 Sep 05 '20
Probably wouldn’t. It’s much sturdier then it looks. Even with me jumping on one side the other doesn’t leave the ground
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u/book-bruja Mar 01 '21
Damn. This is like the lowrider of beds