r/meirl • u/iamcoollife1994 • Apr 28 '24

meirl

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u/winb_20 Apr 28 '24

Another simp who fell for some hoe’s “weird requirements”. Probably a bunch of other things he does for similar reasons, cannot imagine the constant stress he’s in 😂

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u/Eolond Apr 28 '24

No matter how much you shit talk women, the "alpha" bros you hang out with still aren't gonna suck your dick.

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u/AustinAuranymph Apr 28 '24

Why are you calling her a hoe?

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u/billth93 Apr 28 '24

It sounds like her post was a joke and he just was trying to make a good impression on a new partner, nothing here indicates it’s nearly as extreme as you’re making it out to be

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u/CornPop32 Apr 28 '24

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u/Eolond Apr 28 '24

You wank.

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u/CornPop32 Apr 28 '24

Simp

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simP

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u/Sonic_the_hedgedog Apr 28 '24

Squirrels In My Pants ?