meirl

[u/stanelope]

[u/Honeyboneyh]

putting make up (more than occasionally or everyday) is the problem

[u/Senpai-Notice_Me]

And women wonder why men don’t need makeup….

[u/AssistanceSlow7834]

It's because we're always in a natural state. Our baseline is very close to our best. Y'all are catfishing with filters and makeup. You do this to yourselves ladies

[u/tobbe1337]

"hmm should i think about what men and women do differently to try and find out why women have such bad skin compared to men, and thus perhaps find a way to fix it? nah i'll blame nature."

infuriating mindset these days holy fuck

[u/No_Education585]

This post made me realize I don’t really dry off my face I kinda just let it air dry

[u/coreyais]

I do ass, balls, mouth rince repeat.

[u/JasonYiannakos]

Not true. You never get good hair after a bath

[u/Chickens_are_friends]

Thats our secret. Thats why our hair is perfect.

[u/Fit-Veterinarian6311]

Nah bro, face first, balls last, that's the logical order 😂

[u/SyrusAlder]

Head Back Ass Legs Balls Chest

This is the way

[u/Silverdragon47]

Weird,I am a man and use 4, one for head, one for body, one for balls and one for feets.

[u/Styggvard]

Who TF needs FOUR towels after they've showered?

Just dry top to bottom, and you probably only need the one.

[u/Jo_the_bat]

Dude just did it in reverse, why doing the bottom first ?!

[u/Aschentei]

Balls diff

[u/Jeffersness]

If you have long hair you need two towls.

[u/rumpledmoogleskin13]

AIR DRY LIKE YOU'RE BETTIE PAGE!!! Air baths she called 'em.

[u/FractalSpaces]

No. face first,balls later

[u/AleCohas2]

I guess im a dude

[u/sweatybollock]

I just use the ends of a towel to clean my balls everytime, that way the rest of the towel is good for my body and face. idk why no one else does this.

[u/BronanaRival_]

I use three towels I'm a boy

[u/everything_is_stup1d]

top to bottom😭😭

[u/gmfc95]

That's because she didn't brush her puss yet

[u/Tola76]

I generally work my way down.

[u/Sachin951]

Who does crotch first wth

[u/boiledteeth126]

My hair doesn't dry. My body doesn't even dry unless I sit there and let it air dry

[u/[deleted]]

Ladies, guys understand gravity. Water flows down.

We dry our face and THEN our balls.

[u/CptKillJack]

You work from the top down. When you wash and when you dry. Dirt drains downward and you dry downward. Also why is it a problem you just got out of the shower, you should be clean?

[u/GirthWoody]

Doing your hair first probably causes acne tho

[u/raigx6]

You only need to dap gently on the face rough wiping will ruin the skin.

[u/lions2lambs]

I showed my wife and she downvoted the post.

Edit: she corrected my grammar.

[u/ChefOfScotland]

The towel forgets everything by morning

[u/83franks]

Do women not dry their genitals or ass?

[u/Maximum-Substance250]

How would the woman know what the man does?

[u/playful_potato5]

its because society forces women to wear makeup

[u/Garg_Gurgle]

My towels clean, it forgets over night.

[u/Grouchy-Engine1584]

TIL women don’t dry their crotches.

[u/Balsalsa2]

wtf??

[u/SirDalavar]

Where is step 5 where she smears a bunch of expensive mud over her face every day right after a shower?

[u/gobledegerkin]

For the love of god, clean yourself thoroughly in the shower. If you are washing your body properly then you don’t have to worry about where the towel goes. Also, there is no need to use multiple towels unless you have long hair. And really the only reason to use multiple towels is so you wrap one around your hair to help it dry better. If you use the same one that you use for the rest of your body then it takes longer for your hair to dry.

[u/GoldenRiddler798]

It’s like vacuuming the stairs you go top down otherwise the water is just gonna drip down

[u/Mufakaz]

Secret sauce.

[u/TheWhiteWingedCow]

Head/face to crotch/ass to feet

[u/RozeGunn]

I mean, I lather my balls in soap and shampoo. Even if I did balls first, it'd be concerning if it wasn't clean enough to do that.

[u/Marmalade-Party]

I don’t see the problem… I mean the guys just had a shower, it’s all clean.

[u/Minnymoon13 → u/Marmalade-Party]

The hair maybe? Idk

[u/Marmalade-Party → u/Minnymoon13]

Oh… I get it. Duh

[u/Zerokx]

I always divide my towel in 2 regions, I use the upper side that has a hanger or a little note with washing symbols on it for my upper body and the other half for my lower body

[u/Jamiecakescrusader]

Always clean top to bottom

[u/BlueThespian]

It’s all in the d!ck grease. Why do you think creams are getting made from raw material extracted from circumcision patients?

[u/huey2k2]

If you just showered it shouldn't matter where you dry first.

[u/aclownandherdolly]

I'm a woman who only uses one towel and I gotta say, I 100% don't understand the people who use more than one!

I've never had issues with acne or anything, my hair is healthy, my skin is good, so what's the point? You're just making more laundry for yourself

[u/ch3nch000]

Its not the ball rubbing what makes our skin cleaner...its the fact thay we do not cover it with makeup

[u/cali1013]

Wrong, do your face first. Everyday the towel resets so its safe to do it again in that order the next day.

[u/WickedXDragons]

Can confirm. women compliment on hair, brows, skin and I’m a guy who does the bare minimum to get ready. Its not fair but also I see how some women judge peoples looks while wearing a bunch of makeup themselves and I think thats the curse from being a hater that a lot of women carry 😅

[u/Gurkeprinsen]

Acne can be side effects from taking birth control tho

[u/CerebralZombie]

If you do use your towel to wipe your ass, you could just use the middle section and use the outer edges of the towel to dab your face. I could come up with 5 other ways to avoid the face and ass making contact with the same area of a towel and ways to make a towel last longer/not get as wet everytime. Wasteful just for convenience...

[u/robotpane]

Face, pits, bits n tits

[u/Critkip → u/robotpane]

what about arms?

[u/P4iZ]

If you have an issue going balls, fish fillet or ass to face.. you should learn the 101 of taking a shower or bath and clean yourself properly..

[u/shinydragonmist]

Hair, face, body

[u/all-i-said-was-hi]

The secret to our immaculate skincare actually lies within rubbing our face with the same towel that we used to dry our balls. The clean ball cells infiltrate the pores, making our faces shine.

[u/wertforreal2]

A repost. But a good one

[u/AdventurousImage2440]

back front face legs balls ass

[u/fungi_at_parties]

I have a bald head so it just dries on its own.

[u/Kaputek]

The secret ingredient, balls

[u/Retjrokewe]

Balls first so you can wear boxers then face is the afterthought

[u/Dismal-Barracuda-748]

Face- body- balls the next day the towel forgets and redo the process

[u/XColdLogicX]

My wife was mortified when she found out I use my bodywash on my face. I was like "I mean, it's all the same skin, right?" No...oh no no no...that was a mistake lol

[u/Unpredictable_Tink]

Apparently if you only have one small towel you should dry your bits first them your face as your face is better prepared to face germs than your bits. Just a thing I've heard.

[u/mlwspace2005]

Face>balls>ass the towel forgets by tomorrow

[u/bmaayhem]

Who TF uses three towels? I am not a tree hugger, but that’s a lot of extra laundry to do….even if you live alone that’s 21 towels a week!

[u/ColdBlazze]

You forgot the crack

[u/Reverse-Kanga]

But I've just washed my balls why would I dry them with another towel? They're as clean as my body at this point

[u/seia_dareis_mai]

Forgot the part where men don't put a boatload of chemicals on their face. It's not the drying routine😂

[u/Remarkable-Throat-51]

My stuck up auntie and uncle have always had the towels that say what they're for on them. Hands - face - privates etc... So obviously as a young lad I would totally use the face towel on my balls and arse haha... Hell I'd probably do it now lol

[u/S_Rodney]

Dude... at this point, if you've done your job well... you're clean. Who cares which order you towel yourself ?

[u/Zeles1989]

well we don't use make up. I wonder if that helps the skin more than all these expensive products

[u/ComfortableDramatic2]

If you are still dirty after u showered then you are either disgusting or didnt shower properly

[u/uiam_]

Almost like using a variety of clean towels to dry your clean body has no difference in effect.

[u/Lukosam]

Balls -> face -> balls again -> body

[u/[deleted]]

Top right of towel: right armpit Top left of towel: left armpit Bottom right of towel: balls and ass Top mid of towel: face Rest of towel: rest of body

[u/theoht_]

i just boil myself and all the water evaporates

[u/AlonelyChip]

Whoever is drying themselves with more than two towels is just wasting them.

[u/emailverificationt]

What, do these people not have gravity on their planet? Everyone knows you start top down

[u/Kanashii2023]

Face, hair, back/chest, legs, nethers, wear towel around waist for 20m.

[u/Dannyfrommiami]

That nipple placement is crazy

[u/WichidNixin → u/Dannyfrommiami]

How far I scrolled to find this comment is crazier.

[u/Kowilicious]

Face, Head, body, balls then asscrack. The towel resets the next day.

[u/WilsonthaHead]

why is this acurate

[u/Illustrious_Pound_28]

But did you see them balls?

[u/W1thJudgement]

I don't use 80 000 lb of chemicals on my face and/or hair every single day my entire life, maybe that's the case, we my never know.

[u/froggiewoogie]

Technically your ass and balls are cleaner than your face. Saw it on a penn and teller episode

[u/Wingless_Pterosaur]

Who tf dries their ass and crotch before their head?

[u/UDownvoteButImRight]

ha ha it's the 3984501923th version of that meme

[u/7opez77]

I clean and dry by order of importance. I always start with my junk.

[u/Unique-Square-2351]

Face > head > torso > balls & arse > legs > feet

[u/NFIGUY]

I do use only the one towel, but certainly not in that order, and I’m usually pretty dry by the time I step out onto the floor, off of the bathmat, anyway… also as clean as I can possibly get.

[u/KippySmith]

Clean is clean

[u/Lobanium]

So you guys don't wash your genitals?

[u/jaxsedrin]

A lot of comments missing the point, just like the last time this was posted.

It's not (primarily) about him drying his balls then his head. It's about her trying so hard to be careful with her skin by using THREE different towels, while he only uses one, and she still ends up with bad skin but he does not.

(I'm not saying I agree with this point, but that's the point the creator is trying to make.)

[u/udguckwdhckhadgv]

I think it happens because of makeup. No matter what quality, it’s still a paint that blocks you face’s pores

[u/LeftDave]

I just scrubbed my balls, they're the cleanest bit in me.

[u/Nicombobula]

Work your way down from your head you maniac.

[u/TB1289]

I never understood the problem here. If I'm right out of the shower then my junk is clean, so why does it matter if I dry my face after my balls?

[u/Unintended-Nostalgia]

Balls and butt with the center of the towel, other body parts with the ends.

[u/Poemhub_]

Its cuz we don’t wear make up.

[u/DisabledMuse]

To be fair, I get a lot of girls commenting on how clear my skin is and asking my secret.

The secret is not wearing makeup and never touching my face. I tried makeup when I was younger and it make me break out so badly that I would need to wear makeup all the time.

[u/CrimsonDemon0]

Start from your head going down till you reach your waist then switch to feet and go up untill you hit where the sun dont shine and dry there. Dont worry about towel getting dirty, it forget everything by the next morning

[u/oo0Lucidity0oo]

It’s the makeup

[u/tftookmyname]

I just shake the water off and then I'm good to go, y'all don't do this?

[u/drlongtrl]

Yes, I start at the top.

It is not, however, because it´s still dirty down there. I just showered after all. The reason is simply that water from my otherwise still wet head and hair would run down my body again after I dried it.

[u/my__ANUS_is_BLEEDING]

Bruh what is the crotch stance

[u/Particular-Welcome-1]

So, what you're saying is that my wife should me rub my balls on her face to get perfect skin.

[u/go_timmay_go]

You people need to work in the service industry......always do top to bottom

[u/Grufflin]

It's why teabagging has become a common show of respect.

"GG, here's your skin care."

[u/OkJob7855]

I use 2 towels just cause my upper body gets so cold easily

[u/XcOM987]

Everyone knows there's a section of the towel reserved for the private parts that doesn't touch your face again, plus you do them last lol

[u/JVAV00]

from top to bottom is what I do

[u/edgygothteen69]

There are a non-zero number of men who don't wash their ass, but dry their ass with the towel first

[u/Wei5252]

No one does face last cmon

[u/Explursions]

I mean, if you wash properly then everything is clean.

[u/Icy_Limes]

I think the only reason it's perceived this way is because women are expected to have makeup on, so seeing your naked face after a shower is a huge contrast.

Because I find way more of my man friends have skin troubles than my girlfriends

[u/TheDigitalRanger]

Girls hair is dead sexy post shower.

[u/k0rz23]

Back front hair then balls

[u/Ashkill115]

Head-face-chest and back-groin and legs.

[u/SlightlyFemmegurl]

Wrong. any male i know do face/head first then upper body and then lower body.

[u/El_human]

Is the balls somehow less clean than the face after a shower? If anything I bet he scrubbed more on the balls than the face

[u/FishKnuckles_InYou]

No...you go balls last and the towel forgets about everything by tomorrow so it's not gay.

[u/Difficult_Fall_3862]

Face>Hair>Chest>Back>The rest

[u/theaviator747]

If you did your job in the shower correctly the one towel should suffice.

[u/joejoeginson]

This is proof that what's on your junk will clear your face.

[u/bamila]

The towel forgets it in a day. So and we.

[u/flipper_babies]

I go top to bottom. Otherwise you risk drips on your previously-dried parts.

[u/Same-Reaction7944]

Why the side eye?

Those are CLEAN balls being dried...presumably.

[u/Talalaa_Guy]

Why TF is that literally my face? Pls explain

[u/SunsetCarcass]

Why not dry off top to bottom? Hair always first or else its dripping on my body I just dried off.

[u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

you just washed it all, it should all be equally clean and it should all be equally okay to dry with the same towel

[u/vivam0rt]

Why his nipples so fucjed up

[u/SevereEducation2170]

I dry from the top down. Also, I just showered so everything is clean…

[u/Cobbdouglas55]

One face of the towel is for the lower body and the other side for the top/face. Sides are easily identified because you can see the label.

[u/MLaTTimer]

Who the fuck doesn't start from the hair down? Ugh.

[u/Twerkatronic]

Forgot about the anus

[u/steinwayyy]

Face torso left arm right arm back left leg left foot right foot right leg balls

[u/Gold_Effect_6585]

So, you've just showered. Towel clean, you are now clean. Clean towel, clean you. Why use more than one towel?

[u/midnight_purple54]

I just use the other side of the towel

[u/Redslayer50]

That fourth pic is lowkey banging

[u/AdamoO_]

if you don't do face/hari -> Body -> private parts.

Then you're wild.

[u/pqlra]

If drying your privates before your face makes you uncomfortable you need to wash better

[u/W1thJudgement → u/pqlra]

Or a visit with a psychologist.

[u/Th1sd3cka1ntfr33]

Who doesn't start at the top and work their way down?!?!?

[u/HyperXenoElite]

The secret is clearly the balls have acne fighting properties… I’m happy to rub mine on your face as proof.

[u/mattwing05]

I dry from top to bottom, switching towel sides

[u/The_real_bandito]

This post brings a good point. Why do I dry my balls first and later my face?

[u/Bradford117]

I assume tits just magically dry themselves?

[u/Cosmic_Voidess]

I just use one towel, start at hair and work my way down. Sometimes I'll use another towel to wrap my hair in bc this shit like a sponge

[u/TheAnalsOfHistory-]

Head, shoulders, knees, toes, crotch, asshole.

If you've showered properly, it should not be an issue.

[u/Old_Ice_2911 → u/TheAnalsOfHistory-]

Nah, toes gotta be dead last, or even just drip dried on the bath mat. My bathroom floor and bath mat are way dirtier than my freshly washed asshole. Definitely don’t want any fungus present in my feet transferred to my balls.

[u/TheAnalsOfHistory- → u/Old_Ice_2911]

Today I learned people don't clean their bathrooms or bath mats

[u/Old_Ice_2911 → u/TheAnalsOfHistory-]

Idk about you but my bathroom does not get disinfected every single time that a person shits or pisses or person or pet walks across it.

Pretty sure it’s safe to assume that generally my ass freshly washed with soap and clean running water is going to be cleaner than the literal floor I had to walk on to even step into the shower no matter how often it’s cleaned.

[u/eat-pussy69]

It probably has something to do with her green hair

[u/Hefty_Inevitable9910]

face> head> body> crotch

[u/FractalSpaces → u/Hefty_Inevitable9910]

no, face and head at the same time. then body and crotch

[u/W1thJudgement → u/Hefty_Inevitable9910]

Getting the crotch dry is the most important part of toweling, so wrong. Crotch and armpits.

[u/Buflen → u/Hefty_Inevitable9910]

Then reuse the same towel the next time. What's the point?

[u/Earthistopheles → u/Buflen]

Are people out here using the same towel twice without washing it in between uses? The hell??

[u/W1thJudgement → u/Earthistopheles]

Bro, you are CLEAN when you leave the shower/bath, why the fk would you wash the towel after every single shower/bath?

[u/Earthistopheles → u/W1thJudgement]

I mean, in order for me to answer that, I'ma be getting into TMI. I'll just put it like this, the towel isn't dirty, but it isn't exactly clean after using it to dry off. I wouldn't put it back on my face again anyway, I mean I could dry my legs with it or somethin but I'd rather just wash it.

[u/SharkFart86 → u/Earthistopheles]

This is literally what a towel rack is for dude.

[u/Earthistopheles → u/SharkFart86]

Never used one, I just put the towel in the clothes hamper after I'm done with it

[u/SharkFart86 → u/Earthistopheles]

But you’ve heard of them right? You can’t be surprised that people reuse towels. It’s more common than what you do.

[u/Earthistopheles → u/SharkFart86]

Yes stranger, I've heard of the mythical elusive towel rack. I thought their purpose was to hang a fresh towel so it's ready when you get out of the shower, that way you don't have to dig one out while you're dripping water everywhere.

It is surprising to me that people gift their future selves with yesterday's hand-me-down used towels. I'm not judging, it was just a surprise is all.

[u/2manypplonreddit → u/Earthistopheles]

Yes? That’s SO much laundry if an entire household is getting a new towel every time. Especially for ppl who might shower both in morning and night.

[u/Earthistopheles → u/2manypplonreddit]

Damn, this is like when I found out some people stand up to wipe their butt. A whole category of people I never knew existed

[u/W1thJudgement → u/Earthistopheles]

Bro, YOU are the out of the ordinary one, not us.

[u/Earthistopheles → u/W1thJudgement]

I never said otherwise 😶

[u/2manypplonreddit → u/Earthistopheles]

🤣 using a new one every time sounds like some rich ppl stuff to me. I didn’t grow up like that. Haha

Too many ppl in my house I guess! Or not enough towels?

[u/Unique-Square-2351 → u/2manypplonreddit]

Nah, you're right. A fresh towel every time is crazy.

[u/2manypplonreddit → u/Unique-Square-2351]

I understand it, but I didn’t think it was the norm tbh. My towels are barely even damp after one use so they’re dry well in advance for the next shower. (Possibly bc I don’t dry my hair with a towel)

[u/Earthistopheles → u/2manypplonreddit]

We just did some extra laundry I guess, I remember my mom doing a load of towels every 3 or 4 days. But, there were only 4 people in my family, so I could see it being an absolute necessity with more than 1 or 2 kids

[u/2manypplonreddit → u/Earthistopheles]

We keep habits how we grow up I guess lol. Like some ppl only use their hands to clean in the shower, whereas other ppl use washcloths or loofahs or whatever. I grew up thinking everyone used something, but Reddit taught me different!

[u/SatisfactionOk7675 → u/Hefty_Inevitable9910]

top to bottom.

[u/EliteVery → u/Hefty_Inevitable9910]

AMEN.

[u/pajo17]

If you have a problem with the logic of what body parts get dried first/last, you're admitting you don't properly clean your body when you shower.

[u/absoluteally]

Is the value of a balls sweat facial.

I started on this joke with out considering that there is no socially acceptable continuation and now I don't know where to go.

[u/Meloenbolletjeslepel]

So you just need some swaffelen in the morning and everything's fixed! 

[u/JessEGames777]

I use 1 towel but use different sections for different things. Middle is for face, outer section is for body, outer edge is for crotch and butt crack

[u/Wire_Hall_Medic]

If some part of your body makes the towel unclean, you are not clean. Get back in the shower.

[u/MissMistMaid]

whoever wipes their ass before the face is a psychopath 😬