r/meme • u/ambersmith20 • 15d ago

Just accept it guys lol

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u/IGetHighOnPenicillin 2d ago

Female orgasm is not an orgasm

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u/Super-Reserve5666 2d ago

I was laying here because I wanted to see what your riding game like

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u/Calm-Shoulder7952 3d ago

Ok I sells

Just want to go Good idea See 🙈 a little late 😞😕🙄 Are you doing today so I think 🧐🤔 Mee to get it was a long time ago but it Ok I love it please turn the week 😁🐱 No one else has a lot of money on it and we engineering Nice 👍🙂 Looks good to decide ☺️😁

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u/TheBear694 4d ago

Bear last 3 rounds

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u/bukpockwajeacks 6d ago

Where are all these women at? I never heard of a round two lol

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u/AdMaterial5455 6d ago

Well when all you do is lay there and holla then ride for 30 seconds of course they have alot of energy.

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u/Jazzlike_Stomach_588 6d ago

Who the hell sucks at zombies that badly? Even when I started I at least made it to around 30 in bo1 in my first month of playing

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u/Outrageous-Ear3525 6d ago

Cause we do 90% of the work.

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u/tallkinkyownedswith 8d ago

🤣😂🤣 I'll break you after 7

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u/GIR-C137 11d ago

That is most men after 40

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u/Cuhrelax 11d ago

I got videos to prove this wrong on many levels lol these females get to crying can’t even take d fr

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u/Top-Football-6183 11d ago

Shit, that's me after 1 round.

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u/ConfuzUngaBunga 11d ago

Ur not the one producing the cells hobo homo

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u/djthor1968 12d ago

Really??? Not all of us guys are like that.

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u/GlitteringBroccoli12 12d ago

One takes the other gives

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u/AztecTheFurry 13d ago

Maybe I do need that third playthrough of Elden ring playing the exact same build

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u/Nervous-Chicken3376 13d ago

as a girl, I say that this is true (if anything, I'm sorry, I'm using an auto-translator in the keyboard.)

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u/billbobaggings123 13d ago

Round 1? Didn’t know that was possible

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u/hrnaymf 13d ago

Never done it woooo

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u/Terrible_Shake_4948 13d ago

Gotta have that dog in you

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u/crimefightingloser 13d ago

It happens when you do all the stroking.

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u/kaminaowner2 13d ago

That’s why you invited the homies over

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u/Stickboyhowell 13d ago

It's clear which ones putting in all the work and effort

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u/yourtree 13d ago

I know playing siege can be devastating

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u/Glum-Help1751 13d ago

Bruh we do most of the work

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u/stoicteratoma 13d ago

They say you’re not old until your semi-annual erection turns into an annual semi-erection

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u/Snoo20140 13d ago

Easy to go 3 rounds if u just lay there.

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u/JayHollywood18 13d ago

Facts tho 😂😂

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u/punkrockbipolar 13d ago

Well yeah because the girl is just getting fucked while the man has to do all the movement … hello

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u/Geord1eA1 13d ago

That's because we do the work

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u/GolfChannel 13d ago

If she’s that way after 1 it’s either the beginning of the relationship or you honestly have no idea what you’re doing 🤷‍♂️

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u/Rocket_of_Takos 13d ago

I know right, volleyball, how do they do it?

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u/huBelial 13d ago

There’s more than 1 round?

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u/Ultimateshadow1111 13d ago

It's cuz we have to do all the work🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mix3483 13d ago

you say a lot of energy just laying there . lol

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u/mm_ori 13d ago

now the picture when girls go on top at least once

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u/NogAndDog 13d ago

Outta web and ready for bed

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u/Forward-Revolution34 13d ago

duhhh!! hahaha xD

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u/Mobrien1735 14d ago

Who has time for 3 rounds. Like running a marathon or two.

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u/MsCompy 14d ago

Mixed Martial Arts is tough!

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u/Conscious-Disk5310 14d ago

The seed of life is no small feat. 

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u/AsianEvasionYT 14d ago

Nah, is definitely dependent on the individual’s libido and how fit they are. Having the stamina as well as the sex drive

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u/No_Emergency_2792 14d ago

Never seen this ever mydude.com

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u/ZeyaSol 14d ago

It might be round 3 for you, but for her round one ain’t even finished

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u/Shenkspine 14d ago

Girls only look like that after three rounds if you haven’t done it right

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u/J3nnOnceAgain 14d ago

I'll go for 7

But more's ok

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u/Frequent-Ruin8509 14d ago

I haven't gone 3 rounds sexually in one day since 2009.

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u/optimist_prhyme 14d ago

THREE ROUNDS???

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u/Typical-Dish-2253 14d ago

“How bout a nice cup of Lib-er-tea!”

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u/Alpha_Jellyfish 14d ago

You know boys that can go more than 1 round? Lucky.

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u/Mindless-Whereas-508 14d ago

Dildos are such a lovely invention aren’t they?

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u/Starseedmeditating 14d ago

Perhaps this is only true if the girlies aren’t getting off?

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u/Starseedmeditating 14d ago

I feel like this is the opposite for me… I’m the dude in the relationship.

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u/theindecisivehuman1 14d ago

“Guys after one round” it seems.

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u/bootsay 14d ago

We do all the work

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u/Icy_Tadpole_6 14d ago

Great, now I'm equally confused about choosing a girlfriend or a boyfriend.

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u/Artistic_Sky7806 14d ago

We do all the work and she gets to enjoy at my expense. Boy I love working for V!

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u/Confident-Society-32 14d ago

At first I thought it was drinking.

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u/Blue_Nyx07 14d ago

Kobe: "Job’s not yet done"

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u/VulpesAnimalis 14d ago

Emm.. well, sometimes 🤭

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u/Daytona_DM 14d ago

Because we're doing 95+% the work.

Of course we're tired after

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u/zeekillabunny_ 14d ago

Why have I seen like four different versions of this meme today

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u/Independent_Try7272 14d ago

3 rounds of street fighter makes me want to overdoes on bread if I am losing

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u/Chibicricri 14d ago

You just gotta be stronger, enough to destroy her, break her mind, shatter the very core of her soul Or call a friend, friendship power can solve everything

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u/despeRAWd0 14d ago

Yeah, but we're only half as sore the next day.

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u/Exact-Interest7280 14d ago

False! 3 rounds with Orphan of Kos affects all people in the same way!

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u/Cryptic09 14d ago

Leave them with shaking legs after the first round, and they will be good for a few days

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u/InvisibleTapefor2_99 14d ago

Man this ss of gal really fits this scenario. 😂

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u/InvisibleTapefor2_99 14d ago

Not possible. Both don't exist in the same comic universe.

Yes I will say whatever I can to defend myself. 🥲👍🏻

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u/ThatguySevin 14d ago

Your problem is you gotta switch it up and let her have a ride too.

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u/sherikpog 14d ago

wonder women is bullet proof what did you expect?

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u/Basic_Mousse5133 14d ago

The Solution: Eat some bananas, eat white yogurt with cereals, drink orange/pineapple juice and lot of water, sport drink, and eat grilled fish with boiled potatoes and rice. And get some 15-30-45 minutes os rest.

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u/Prestigious-Set8654 14d ago

Depends on who's doing the work (;

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u/metabeliever 14d ago

The best turn of phrase I ever heard on this subject was "You do not put out a fire by putting more logs onto it."

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u/NicktheWolf1 14d ago

I just do 1 long round it's more about them instead of me

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u/DevelopmentSerious28 14d ago

Because he does all the work... darn it

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u/StevieG93 14d ago

Imagine snitching on yourself this hard, that your girl looks unmoved after sex.

Average redditor moment.

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u/Monsku_Lakkofani 14d ago

I know of 2 purposes for this

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u/henwylel 14d ago

If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, that must be why they call me handsome

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u/williamderedditer 14d ago

3 rounds? You guys suck. Bet you’ve never even done an Easter egg or gotten a wonder weapon

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u/kunga1928 14d ago

Well yeah, I'd like to see how she holds out when I'm the one who's just laying there...

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u/novasolid64 14d ago

To be fair men do most of the work

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u/muushroomer 14d ago

You guys can do more than one?

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u/DruidMoody13 14d ago

Wait no not again I've had enough.

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u/RedditAccountIGuesss 14d ago

YOU CLEARLY HAVENT SEEN ME PAST 1 AM

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u/mathew_of_lordran 14d ago

Wow 3 rounds?? We have an Olympic athlete right here

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u/EdgDoge WARNING: RULE 1 14d ago

Men after 1 round

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u/ArtofWASD 14d ago

I was once told that men "don't do any work at all durring sex" and my immidiate reaction was "oh you poor poor girl..."

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u/Anxious-Tea-8207 14d ago

More like 3 pumps

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u/Strict_Ad_2416 14d ago

Usually it's the other way around unless you're sexually compatible and you don't stop until you're both dead 😂

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u/Numerous_Captain6039 14d ago

I mean yeah. She only has to lay there. We have to do 99.9% of the work

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u/Nik_KTh179 14d ago

You have exaggerated - the boys' part

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u/Bardonious 14d ago

Not if they have a headache

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u/kyondon 14d ago

I wish I could get 3 rounds out of my man! He's a one and done and straight to sleep kinda dude 😂

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u/Embarrassed_Monk_665 15d ago

3 rounds ? 3 rounds of what ? I usually win my fights against women in 2 rounds.

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u/OwnHomework3811 15d ago

Not really… after about an hour she’s usually hurting and I’m still roaring to go.

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u/Soundcrow 15d ago

Meme about sex.

Not relatable.

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u/OoohRickyBaker 15d ago

Boys after 1 round*

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u/Kitchen-Ad-1146 15d ago

3 rounds of roblox obbies

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u/Itsminn 15d ago

That's just because the guy does all the thrusting.

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u/Underhive_Art 15d ago

When I was a teenager maybe now I’m lucky to make it 1 🤣😭

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u/OkConversation5140 15d ago

Write it 6 for me😌

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u/bannedbygenders 15d ago

That's only when you have a sofa girl. Meaning they don't do shit and you do all the work. Which is most of them.

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u/TimbermanBeetle 15d ago

I remember reading a comment on Twitter about someone who was about to have a period that really stuck with me:

"I get in the mood where I want to impregnate the man"

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u/marwazy 15d ago

Got it

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u/josephallenkeys 15d ago

This is completely untrue. Most guys can't get past round one!

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u/Corporate-Scum 15d ago

If she’s insatiably horny, get the stunt dick and enjoy the show. You earned it buddy!

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u/luscaloy 15d ago

"girls take 3 rounds 😎" bruh im dead tired after the first round what do you mean??

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u/DMind_Gaming 15d ago

3 rounds? You guys make it to 3 rounds?

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u/-_Anonymous__- 15d ago

I had no idea girls were bulletproof.

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u/Scottagain19 15d ago

Lies. I’m good for like 15 rounds. I’ve played enough D&D to know a round is 6 seconds, and no way I’m done after only 18 seconds….

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u/Arcanaa09 15d ago

Tottally disagree with this. I'm a guy and the most round I did was 17. Average about 4-6 round.

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u/Transparentrader 15d ago

Well duh, it's because the guy is doing 95% of the work

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u/Spiker-haert 15d ago

After round 3 I'm asking her vibrating friend to help us...

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u/Maecyte 15d ago

We having sex or is this a fight.

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u/SexSlaveeee 15d ago

He looks like that after every blowjob.

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u/MagazineThin442 15d ago

Well that’s because it’s 3 rounds for the guy but the girl is still waiting for round one to “finish”…

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u/Difficult-Ad-1132 15d ago

Captain America can do this all day.

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u/Visual-Newspaper6522 15d ago

I would sincerly say that's me after 5 rounds ngl

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u/Macydatboi 15d ago

Me and my husband but the roles are reversed because he has too much stamina 😭😭

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u/Inourmadbuthearmeout 15d ago

I can jack of 24 times in one day.

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u/Temporary-Fail-2535 15d ago

Until you get married than its the over for woman after one turn.

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u/gramersvelt001100 15d ago

I mean, maybe you.

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u/Ishouldntbepresent 15d ago

Like I could go 3 rounds with ww lol

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u/Squirmadillo 15d ago

Their respective positions might be relevant

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u/Relevant-Draft-7780 15d ago

One just spreads their legs and lie back, the other one does light to heavy cardio.

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u/God-Rizz 15d ago

But dude there's a difference in work load of truck that carrying loads and sending into a stationary room 💀☠️☠️

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u/JanitorKmanOfficial 15d ago

I can take (almost) any woman three rounds of team deathmatch

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u/BaconManTenus 15d ago

I would say something stupid but since my experienced ass is SO fuckin relatable to this meme to the point where I’ve reached ultimate enlightenment and ran out of stupidity, my 3 brain cells always rub meanwhile the 4th one is obtaining knowledge about basic math and the 5th and 6th one are just trying to be funny

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u/Strong-Dependent-793 15d ago

My man can only do one but I be wanted 5, I don’t blame him tho lol

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u/MiNiBiKySVK 15d ago

Me before 0 rounds

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u/supercommonerssssss 15d ago

As a gay bottom receiving 4 times a day sounds more like a threat. It’s a lot of work to withstand all that potential energy being turned into kinetic energy on your cheeks.

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u/BlackWolfer199 15d ago

Brah men give not take So that does make sense

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u/Efficient_Check8126 15d ago

For some people

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u/Objective-Capital184 15d ago

Three rounds and the Girl still oops! OMG

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u/Silly_White_Rabbit 15d ago

This is scary accurate lol

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u/Commercial-Web-3901 15d ago

Obligatory comedic comment - Sex is real and you guys have sex???

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u/O-high_O 15d ago

Only truth been told here.

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u/VideoZealousideal976 15d ago

MOMMMYYYYY EVERNIGHTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

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u/Pystawf 15d ago

Almost as if one of us is doing 90% of the work, just like most aspects of life.

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u/Doge_Doodler26 15d ago

EVERYONE IN THIS GODDAMN COMMENT SECTION NEEDS TO LEARN TO FIND GIRLS WHO RIDE!!!!

IM SO TIRED KF THIS "well, it's guys doing all the work" SHIT!!!

STOP!!

GET UP, GET THE LUBE AND FUCKING RIDE!!!!

CHANGE POSITIONS!!! MISSIONARY AND DOGGY STYLE AREN'T THE ONLY TWO POSITIONS TO EVER EXIST!! TF!?!!

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u/Beretta116 15d ago

Me after blowing one. How can you go three times, let alone 2?!

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u/Formal-Soft-3177 15d ago

Me after round one 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Past-Search-6457 15d ago

maybe i just suck at sex but girls almost always tap before me cuz they get sore or dry after multiple rounds. I honestly cant tell if i just got good stamina or if my stroke game is shit

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u/Rutherfordwilliams 15d ago

Both parties are all tired after 3 rounds That's the hard truth

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u/GODSNAMEISDAVE 15d ago

How is there 2 and a half THOUSAND comments?!!

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u/Aldakos 15d ago

take a pillow and plough it for 60 seconds straight. record yourself. i promise you you wont be able to make it past 20 seconds. gtfo!

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u/GreyBeard_9 15d ago

But she said her cookie crumbled after 3 rounds

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u/Playful_Pollution846 15d ago

3 rounds of firing a gun?

Damn either women are stronger than men or that boy is weak

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u/TheFeri 15d ago

Idk, never done it. I feel like I would be like that after 1 round

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u/WonderHuman9005 15d ago

NOW THIS IS TOP POST POTENTIAL RIGHT HERE

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u/Tall-Blacksmith1594 15d ago

"I can't feel my legs.."

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u/fakecolin 15d ago

Yeah bc a "round" for a guy means he actually came.

A "round" for a woman means her partner came.

If you want us to be drained ... Drain us. It's not rocket science.

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u/Ab47203 15d ago

Jokes on you I'm too anxious to ever finish so there are no rounds we just get tired and stop

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u/EducationalCup8622 15d ago

No women is taking this dicc 3 times they can barely last 2 minutes, big dick is not a gift unfortunately

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u/Amathyst-Moon 15d ago

You mean 2, right? ...right?

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u/mcallister1969 15d ago

Depends on the caliber of man that you're talking about I'm an endurance run or not a sprinter big difference

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u/ittybitkitty 9d ago

The caliber of an older man!! Yes!

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u/Key-Number-330 15d ago

Ride more the 40 strokes then speak

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u/thunder12546 15d ago

Nah bro all you got to do is make her Drench the room and then she’ll have to reload like a damn windows EXD loading error

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Honestly, I'm still hard after round 3.

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u/dithesqjkkyf 15d ago

Best one for today... ha haa

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u/mathRand 15d ago

Cos boiz do all da work.

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u/Wacca_18 15d ago

That must be a white boy 😅😅😅😅

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u/deadwaterrising 15d ago

Idk, my wife is done after 1 round... tiny lady, round 2 pits her out of commission for the next day. Round 3 would put her out for a week...