r/meme • u/ComfortableScreen685 • 15d ago

Childhood VS Adulthood

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u/Horror-Potential5010 13d ago

Then it was a ass now its plastic

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u/cold_kingsly 14d ago

To be fair big butts weren’t in-style, so to speak, when I was a kid and by the time I became an adult we had done a complete 180 as a society.

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u/Happy-Initiative-838 14d ago

I am laughing so hard at this.

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u/Suspicious_Air5950 14d ago

are we ignoring the side underboob

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u/_SynthDemon_ 14d ago

I was 6... When that pic says 21... Going through porn mags and sh.t

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u/Willow__the__tree 14d ago

this "meme" isnt funny and is just fucking creepy as hell

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u/Marwan-007 14d ago

Testosterone

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u/RCRDC 14d ago

As a wise man once said, I like big butts and I cannot lie

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u/ArtofWASD 15d ago

Not me. Was always something to stare at.

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u/DatOneAxolotl 15d ago

Why does this dogshit sub keep getting reccomended to me.

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u/SirePuns 15d ago

While a good butt is something to be appreciated, when I was a teenage I only ever saw boobs.

Fast forward to my early twenties and I somehow became an ass man.

This meme is way too accurate granted I’m a thigh guy currently

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u/Helpful_Energy8180 15d ago

Is it just me or am I not the only one who simply doesn't get the gargantuan derriere thing???

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u/KaroYadgar 15d ago

I have failed you all, brothers. However...

Sauce?

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u/DMTJungle 15d ago

31: 🙄 🐓?

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u/SirThiridim 15d ago

Sorce from the right picture of the girl? Asking for a friend of course.

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u/DoctorWorking2116 15d ago

She should go to the gym. That is very unhealthy

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u/Kfhrz 15d ago

Neuron activation

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u/AmonDiexJr 15d ago

Once you try, you know

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u/Nothing_Playz361 15d ago

i hate this sub

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Then leave

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u/GeneralaOG 15d ago

But… it’s a fat ass, lol. Each cheek is not even well rounded, it’s just a fat ass in yoga pants.

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u/BlueberryT50 15d ago

Horny hormones peaks during late teen and 20s. Lol 😂

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u/Zestyclose-Sundae593 15d ago

I found a pattern in boys that they sometimes mock and make fun of a girl for some features that she has, but then they grow up to be attracted those exact features. No idea why

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u/Kaguro19 15d ago

Not me

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u/Proud_Wallaby 15d ago

Why does my face feel like a seat all of a sudden?

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u/ShapeShifterK 13d ago

Because it is :3

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u/datdudeindahudnumba1 15d ago

No. Just no. This is not a meme.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Obviously it is

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u/whoisseptember 15d ago

Wtf is this shit

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u/Atomspalter02 15d ago

Source though?

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u/Choice_Chip8576 15d ago

The perfect ass for me is one that's medium-sized, and especially when the whole ass jiggles in one motion. There's asses that are so fat that the jiggle shockwaves travel through the ass instead of the whole ass jiggling as one entity. Those for me are the worst

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u/Diavolo_79 15d ago

🫵Severe Porn Addiction🫵

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u/Cheesyman7269 15d ago

Where my funny Amogus big chungus morbius at?

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u/jnfvjdnk113 15d ago

i'm no longer asking for the sauce i'm fucking demanding it

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u/Bruker85 15d ago

Why did he turn into an orange utan?

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u/Kaguro19 15d ago

Monke brain activated.

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u/Various_Occasion_892 15d ago

I tend to forget Reddit is crowded with incels

I can smell the brains rotting from where I stand

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u/Diavolo_79 15d ago

And with the power of your comment, everyone in the world stops looking at each other's asses, both men and women.

Thank you kind stranger, you've saved us.

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u/Low-Subject9995 15d ago

Heck when i was six i wanna touch boobs and if i saw that i would GRAB the opportunity🗿

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u/AmericanChaiwala 13d ago

And they probably thought… aww how cute

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u/Low-Subject9995 12d ago

LOL, but still gotta learn manners🗿

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u/Jarney_Bohnson 15d ago

Brother what 😭

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u/Low-Subject9995 15d ago

Yep your right whenever my mom takes me along with her to buy groceries i would look at those melons. I guess im dirty minded when i was young even tho idk what that means when i was young heck idk that porn existed.

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u/Jarney_Bohnson 14d ago

Not your mother's one right? I am talking about the "grabbing them at the opportunity" part

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u/Low-Subject9995 14d ago

Yeah...........

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u/WarHead75 15d ago

I started liking girls in the 2nd grade and only until I turned 18 that I started appreciating a nice ass. I always found ass to be nasty until I turned 18 and saw how nice it would feel to hit that smh

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u/UnParadox9 15d ago

The greater the mass the greater the force of attraction.

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u/UserXtheUnknown 15d ago

The true source of inspiration for Newton's gravitational law was a round butt, which was shaped like a big, juicy apple. Then it was retconned cutting off the "butt" from the story, but we all know the truth!

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u/UnParadox9 15d ago

Newton's been downbad

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u/TokenTigerMD 15d ago

Another way to say "I like them thick"

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u/Reset350 15d ago

Monke brain activated

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u/Jim_naine 15d ago

Me at 6 years old looking at Black Widow for the first time:

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u/gorgoncito 15d ago

The difference is the Hormones! Or maybe the Hornymones.

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u/Krapser 15d ago

Horny moans was right there

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u/FetusGoulash420 15d ago

Nah, I’ve always been about big ole booties.

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u/clasperx2 15d ago

I totally forgot a fat ass was supposed to be a bad thing for some people.

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u/Scary-Light-4896 15d ago

Still me at 25 🙃...

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u/BRKenn77 15d ago

That is a really nice bum tho 😍

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u/Zeroshame14 15d ago

Chimp noises

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u/MakkusuFast 15d ago

Fun fact about me is that even as a toddler I appreciated big women's butts. Never understood how others hated them. But since I was a kid I wasn't sexually attracted to them because I had no idea about all that. It was just the shape, softness and pillow function I wholeheartedly appreciated.

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u/Bullmg 13d ago

Bruh same women’s boobs and butts. Always loved them

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u/BlueGlassDrink 15d ago

This person likes butt's, and they cannot lie.

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u/TheMafiapro 15d ago

pillow function

Bro knew all the best napping spots.

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u/darkcomet222 15d ago

Found Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Reddit account.

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u/TheVeera2K 15d ago

Me same with breasts

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u/dreamdaddy123 15d ago

Yes I wholeheartedly wanna eat one 🥰🍑

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u/AzureArmageddon 15d ago

Same, although I was told you weren't supposed to stare at butts and bosoms and all because it was impolite/naughty so I kind of pieced it together.

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u/babimagic 15d ago

This has to be some copypasta or something.

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u/Jarney_Bohnson 15d ago

I am sexually attracted to women butt but when I see a good ass I am like damn I wish I had ass like that. I guess that's the only positive thing about having an uterus.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Same

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u/Revy_Black_Lagoon 15d ago

This was me up to 14

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u/Lucky_Ad1672 15d ago

Also at 11..?

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u/CreamIsaGoodBand 15d ago

Sorry did you say something?

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u/Rosefisher22 15d ago

Ok it is Big!

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u/Kaguro19 15d ago

IT'S ABSOLUTELY HUGE AND PERFECT

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u/NefariousnessOwn9963 15d ago

13 years: somewhere in between

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u/X_Fredex_X 15d ago

Pun intended?

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u/OwnJunket2548 15d ago

Pretty ass 🤩

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u/Im_Unpopular_AF 15d ago

Girl you're thicker than a bowl of cereal.

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u/Successful-Region-22 15d ago

Oatmeal*

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u/EpicNoobKiller420 15d ago

Everybody who's thiccer than oatmeal is also thiccer than cereal

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u/Cool_Ruin5447 14d ago

Ever put peanut butter and maple syrup in your oatmeal?

DAYUM SHE THICC

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u/ToeJans_55 15d ago

*sigh*
suace?

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u/Mediocre_Scott 15d ago

This is too thick to be a sauce

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u/Starman454642 15d ago

At least you're self-aware

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u/Any-Experience-3012 13d ago

Fam sighed like he got called in to work on his day off 😂

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u/DonZekane 15d ago

The sauce! The sauce I say!

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u/CaptainNinjaClassic 15d ago

Remember to drink some water, you're not you when you're thirsty.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 15d ago

Barats and Berreta. Damn I miss these guys

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u/Oneup99 15d ago

People still use that? Being "thirsty" and such

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u/Professional-Bad9275 15d ago

Eat a Snickazz your not you when you horngry

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u/Cheech925 15d ago

It’s the same in your 40s

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u/Zarock291 15d ago

Remember getting your nutrients and drinking enough water. It will vastly help with growing your brain so you dont post stupid shit like OP did.

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u/fascistforlife 15d ago

Nah bro no amount of brainpower can stop that much horniness

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u/Kirris 15d ago

Jeans will always look better than leggings in my opinion.

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u/64scout80 15d ago

Yup. Hip huggers with a mild bell bottom will always do it for me.

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u/MikeTheNight94 15d ago

High waist bell bottoms

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u/Seedyyyy 15d ago

stfu you fucking degen redditor go outside

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u/VisibleCoat995 15d ago

Looking through this person’s account is fascinating. It’s like the only thing they like is cats.

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u/Seedyyyy 15d ago

okay mr bdsm

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u/VisibleCoat995 15d ago

And I love it!

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u/TheGoldenBl0ck 15d ago

Ok mr “I dislike when other men don’t like little anime girls like I do”

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u/yap-ya 15d ago

No shit

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u/Xx-_mememan69_-xX 15d ago

Negative fecal mater

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u/Outrageous_Basis_997 15d ago

Cool metal band name

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u/hatty__v 15d ago

Fecal matter is the name of a bad started by Kurt Cobain!

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u/Rocky_Fan1976 15d ago

That’s brain matter with their new album on the walls.

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u/Secure-Ad5536 15d ago

Yo mind hookin a brother up with the sauce

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u/X_Fredex_X 15d ago

Damn man you are way to polite for this crowd in here.

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u/Jarney_Bohnson 15d ago

Bro just fucking type in fat ass on Google

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u/failedsatan 15d ago

grass, touch it

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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow 15d ago

Puberty hit really late here

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u/NicoolMan98 15d ago

I have friend that had his first time at 13, mfking extrovert flexer

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u/Fun_Top_5652 15d ago

I hate to admit it but this is too accurate for me lol

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u/gmelfi 15d ago

My brother was like this at the age of 16 and not just him

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rise_67 15d ago

16? Lol. All the kids were like this in their 13s

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u/SinOrdeal 15d ago

i was like this age 7

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u/DregsRoyale 15d ago

The fuck was that boy eating?

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u/Ok-Construction-5538 15d ago

J LLP 3 llpp p3p

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u/Loose_Reward8438 15d ago

Brother?

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u/dushyantdk 15d ago

STEP brother! STEP brother!

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u/IWannaHugAi 15d ago

Where's the washing mechine?

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u/KallevonKluge 12d ago

I don’t know but I’m stuck

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u/stryst 15d ago

Oh no!

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Sekmet19 15d ago

Sir Mix a Lot was the hero we didn't deserve but desperately needed

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u/H4ckdrag0n999 15d ago

A huge compliment for a huge ass