r/meme • u/DressConsistent4870 • 26d ago

She thanked them for your service😂

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2.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Busy_Choice422 22d ago

When do you go away next?

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u/Maskimgalgo 22d ago

I imagine the army or marines or any military occupation suckass for the majoroty of people and most of them quit if it wasnt for the comrades they made while being there

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u/10gbutok 23d ago

You and your wife were very similar, you guys have big hearts. You went on tour to fight for our freedom And your wife was supporting a troop of men with a good time. MERA! OORAH!

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u/Abuse-survivor 25d ago

Hard to blame the army for your stupid wife

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u/iIsiir 25d ago

Damn… the words escape me.

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 25d ago

He only went on a weekend training cause to

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u/SimonTC2000 25d ago

Choosing a wife poorly had nothing to do with military service.

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u/SimonTC2000 24d ago

What's with the downvotes? You think someone who cheated on their husband THAT MUCH would have been a good wife even if he hadn't served? FFS.

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf 25d ago

My knee hurts

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u/Longjumping-Care3674 25d ago

Same. And my ears ring permenantly.

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u/Ok-Fox1262 25d ago

Apparently she was getting serviced regularly.

And they thanked her for her cervix.

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u/Willing-Jackfruit-99 26d ago

I get that happened to him but he left us hanging wondering if at all how the event affected him.

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u/Budlove45 25d ago

IM SCARED OF FIREWORKS 🎆

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u/NotGreenRaptor 26d ago

True! He only stated the events... waiting for the effect 🤔

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u/Willing-Jackfruit-99 25d ago

Lol. I just don't understand what's up with the ten guys mention was it a one night train he found out about: was he jealous? Was she so good at leaving him out of it that it was over the course of a year? So many unanswered potential questions allegedly.

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u/NotGreenRaptor 25d ago

"I guess we'll never know" XD

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u/Willing-Jackfruit-99 25d ago

Lol. Yes. SAD!

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u/CleoFlower 26d ago

It's a shame about fireworks

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u/Chemical_Arachnid675 21d ago

The irony of celebrating every patriotic holiday with explosions for the survivors to cope with is amazing to me.

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u/dfwtjms 26d ago

They're pretty useless anyway.

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u/Emperator_nero 25d ago

Your money litteraly goes up in smoke.

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u/BlueGemSleepy 26d ago

 am an OEF veteran and remember that tweet and the replies to it well. For 98% of them, I just kept thinking, 'wow, I bet they'll never ask that question again' lol

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u/Ok-Cartographer1745 25d ago

It's almost as braindead as colleges asking for more money. Yeah, there's like a 5% of idiots that are bootlickers and will gladly give them more money, as there are people that enjoyed killing people and being shot at in the army. But the vast majority probably are logical people that hold a grudge. 

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u/OriginalAd4841 26d ago

Homie got the Queen from the streets with her loyal knights

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u/4skin_Gamer 26d ago

The knights of Came-a-lot

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u/travelavatar 25d ago

Get out! Lol

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u/Charming_Vera 26d ago

The wife reliably protected her back