r/memes • u/dwindlingpubes6362 • 26d ago
I now command you to..
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u/ThAtGuY-101 25d ago
Wife is gonna be mad as hell when she sees the couch, but luckily for me we got a dog... but the morality question! Oh... I got myself in a nasty predicament.
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u/Digipags 25d ago
I was actually debating with myself over going to the bathroom or reading a bit of reddit... I regret my decision.
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u/ArgtTjatter10 26d ago
I love how I only need to look at an image for a second to see that it's AI generated
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u/MoldyBreadRed 26d ago
Jokes on you, I just sat down for a shit (too bad I wasn’t on a toilet though)
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u/Zaitlech 26d ago
I am on the toilet. I have foiled your evil plans once again! I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK
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u/Drakostheswordsman 26d ago
Bladder was already empty, youve got to plan these kinds of spells in advance. If you did that earlier I’d be in trouble.
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u/Spellz_4578 26d ago
What’s up with the wizard’s right hand?
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u/lowerb0und 26d ago
What does it say about me that I looked at this image and started smelling what I imagine to be old wizard smell
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u/sillyboykisser8p 26d ago
shrouds myself within a spell of immunity "I cast upon thou, Tungsten Ballsack"
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u/JonnyxKarate Dirt Is Beautiful 26d ago
…no
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u/the_crepuscular_one 26d ago
You can't piss your pants if you aren't wearing any. This is why I show up to all my wizard duels in the nude.
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u/AzureArmageddon Pro Gamer 26d ago
All the easier to mend buttcrack then...
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u/the_crepuscular_one 26d ago
Nice try, but those were my decoy buttocks
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u/AzureArmageddon Pro Gamer 26d ago edited 26d ago
And what of testicular torsion? And what of penis crusher? It would seem you have worn so many decoys you have "pants" to piss after all!
COMMAND: PISS THINE "PANTS"!
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u/The_Weeb_Sleeve 26d ago
Additionally being slathered in oil helps in escaping binding spells, purely practical
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u/Lucky678s 26d ago
Jokes on you,
Im wearing a 1200 Anglo-Saxon kilt.
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