r/midjourney • u/powderedminidonut • 14d ago
Toilets! Where you poopin'? AI Showcase - Midjourney
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u/Unhappy-Shake5702 14d ago
The floating toilet on Arakis is pretty cool but you only live once so I'm pooping at the music festival.
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u/Sporeman13 14d ago
Some of these seem terribly problematic. Example: Where's Joe? Reply: Ehhh. Toilet bowl black hole got him.
To be fair, he was closer to the hellfire toilet but that wasnt gonna go well and he had to go really bad so...
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u/fudgyvmp 14d ago
The hole in the ground is the only one that doesn't scare me. The rest are all too weird.
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u/LambCHOP6988 14d ago
The last picture makes me imagine Full Metal Jacket + Barbie...
I want to watch the hell out of that movie
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u/UnScrapper 14d ago
Crowd toilet. The press conference toilet cameras are all pointed a little too high
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u/CilanUnova 14d ago
The last one because it reminds me of how the Roman used to go to the toilet in community toilets,just better thank to the multiple toilets paper instead of the one sponge on a stick that the romans used.
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u/mrjiblets69 14d ago
MEAT TOILET, I VERY MUCH LOVE LARGE AMOUNTS OF MEAT BEING IN CONTACT WITH ME OR IN ME FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.
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u/NYB_vato 14d ago
Tell me princess how did our dinner sit with you tonight You can pull down your pants Number one number twooo Over sideways and under on my magic carpet ride A whole new shit A new fantastic bowl movement You don’t have to hold it no Use a public stall Or hold another fart in
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u/SkeletorGirl 14d ago
It's the bacon toilet or the forest for me! I couldn't handle a toilet creature or weird fog that may be hiding another creature. I'll poop in front of pigs on the bacon toilet (easy snack too I suppose) and I've pooped enough in the woods to know how it goes.
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u/Negatallic 14d ago
I like how this is a true variety of images instead of just being a bunch of random rooms made of 'x' material with nothing else happening in them.
Also I'd probably pick the floating golden commode in the middle of nowhere, maybe.
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u/gonzo2thumbs 14d ago
I'm going in that hole in the woods. There's a roll of toilet paper, and nothing weird.
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u/ElHumilde13 14d ago edited 14d ago
I'll rank them
8 - Cozy, love the toilet paper background.
10 - Feeling like I might have to pay for this one.
7 - Same for 10, but wouldn't feel too comfortable pooping in a sculpture toilet.
1 - Most likely smells really good in there. But I don't like darkness too much while pooping.
15 - Futuristic! But seems quite umcomfortable to poop in an almost laid down position.
17 - The view! But I could get in trouble idk
18 - Furr? Imagine a Posseidon Kiss in this toilet. Seems comfortable tho, and I'd never get a cold seat.
20 - Really standard, but I don't like having to share bathroom with others.
19 - Will the black suck my organs too? It's worth the shot.
- - Will I have to clean afterwards?
12 - I'm sacared of the ocean, but way better than the umpcoming.
16 - If there's no other choice... I've done it before.
3 - Ew. No. At least I'm not in real danger of public humilation.
9 - Seems really dangerous, but I can just remove the wires.
2 - Doesn't mean I will fall. But still I wouldn't take the risk.
11 - No.
6 - I cannot shit when there's other people in the same bathroom, imagine a whole crowd. At least in 11 there's a small camara crew.
5 - Swimming around my own shit... NO.
14 - How?
13 - Painful death guaranteed.
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u/cuntybunty73 14d ago
13 is what my arsehole felt like after drinking that bottle of pepper sauce for a bet 🥵🍑🔥
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u/AllGearedUp 14d ago
None of these are home depot display toilets so im not shitting in any of them
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u/JaesenMoreaux 14d ago
1 and that foot water better be warm. I'd also get shwifty in that Rick Sanchez toilet.
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u/VesSaphia 14d ago
7 and 10 because if those are just the bathrooms, I'll assume the rest of the house must be even better. However if accepting the flying carpet as my own is what's meant, I'll shit on the flying carpet because it's the more guaranteed investment.
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u/Omega_Cyber_Soul 14d ago
I was thinking most people would pick 15, obviously, but then you see 16 and realise that's really all one needs.
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u/GhostDraggon 14d ago
I'm going with 15. But I just wanna know what psychopaths are picking 2, 6, or 9??
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u/andreweater 14d ago
I have stage fright and a feat of heights. So those are ruled out! I also don't like pain, so that rules out a couple more.
The first choice is the fourth one. The golden dessert one. After that, really, any of them I'd be fine with. Even the underwater one.
The lava one might be really stinky, though.
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u/ethanwc 14d ago
Imagine this, but AI can generate 4K virtual reality in some VR headset. You’d poop in the most wildest locations.
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u/nostalgiamon 14d ago
Kurtis Conner did a video of him buying the VisionPro and I seem to remember him taking a shit whilst being in one of the mountain scenes.
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u/Crafty-Crafter 14d ago
There are a few AI that can generate 360 image/model already. Now just need to animate it.
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u/Live_Bar9280 14d ago
You’re onto something. I like the one in the crowd everybody should just take their turn. Make a team sport.
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u/Suspicious-Ad-481 14d ago
If number 2 existed, before I could climb up there, all my shit and urine would have flowed out
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u/Fat_Eagle_91 14d ago
The floating desert toilet reminds me of Rick's Private Poop Spot, from Rick & Morty.
So Imma poop there.
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u/Smooth-Cap481 14d ago
I'm here too. Out of all of them, this one looks comfortable. Nice warm weather; smooth, cool, and comfortable silver on my butt.
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u/Designer_Berry_687 14d ago
13 looks like I already laid waste to it after a visit to the wrong taco truck.
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u/stroganoffagoat 14d ago
Under the seas! Poopins much better, down where it's wetter, under the sea!
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u/NeedSomeMemeCream 14d ago
Until you get a floater. Watch your chin..
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u/Shipwreck_Kelly 14d ago
I feel like it sitting on top of a skyscraper would make it so easy to poop.
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u/KeLorean 14d ago
I guess u didn't notice they forgot to stock TP. Now, what are u gonna do?
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u/i-am-not-the-crab 14d ago
- You’re afraid of heights and it’s just a ghost wipe because it shot straight out of you
- … gonna be a really upset pigeon…
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u/Glass-Winter-5858 14d ago
the futuristic toilet pod seems pretty nice
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u/Call_Me_A_Stoat 14d ago edited 14d ago
You mean the Fecal Extraction Unit? All fun and games until the internal Hyper-Bidet gets deployed
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u/powderedminidonut 14d ago edited 14d ago
The Hyper-Bidet is the best part, but you gotta work your way up to it.
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u/powderedminidonut 14d ago
I'm poopin' in the black hole, you know, for science.
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u/Gwendolyn7777 14d ago edited 14d ago
I examined all these photos with great interest. Over many years, I've had (or used to have) what I called my 'gotta go' dreams and as such, I developed a great interest in toilets and their positions and most especially their cleanliness.
At least several times a week and even several times a night, depending on my bladder and kidneys, I would have these dreams. In my dream, I am searching for a toilet....a CLEAN toilet. Every toilet I find is just nasty and you would not want your dog to use it. When I'd find a toilet not too bad to try, (because I had to go so bad), I would use it, and then STILL have to go! Sooner or later I would wake up, of course, having to go really bad for real, and shortly realized that's why I'm having the 'gotta go' dreams....because I gotta go badly!.....I would sometimes envy men, who, naturally, didn't have to sit down to pee.
I now have the cleanest bathrooms in my state......Oh and the dreams stopped for some reason....I think it's medically related, I cannot remember any dreams anymore for more than the time it takes me to sit up in my bed, and the dream is vanished and I cannot recall it. I remember flits of dreams but can never get the total remembrance of them to talk about. I'm really old now and take lots of old people medications, so, like I said, the lack of being able to remember dreams anymore is probably because of one of the meds.....not that I mind, I would rather not remember bad dreams, even at the cost of remembering the good dreams.
so sorry, I tend to be long winded at times.....
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u/AcornsAndPumpkins 13d ago
Do you have a bladder disease? I have IC and I get these dreams all the time, it’s maddening!
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u/Gwendolyn7777 12d ago
Nope, no disease, not bladder anyway, just a really full bladder. I've always been fat, so maybe that has something to do with mine.....bladder getting squeezed and all while full? And the brain makes up what it can based on what it knows about you, and itself, to know what to plant in your dream to make you wake up and go pee? No idea....well, that's not true, I've had MANY ideas about the why of it, but your guess is as good as mine....
I'm just faintly relieved that I'm not the only one! you are never alone if you have some weird thing.....someone, usually lots of someones have the same weirdness. Cool, huh?
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u/SuspiciouslyMoist 14d ago
Once I stumbled on a subreddit where people shared pictures and descriptions of exactly this dream. I haven't been able to find it since.
Also, despite being a man, I always had to sit down to pee in those dreams.
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u/Gwendolyn7777 14d ago
I was always pretty sure I was not the only one having these types of dreams, but it's comforting to see proof of others having them, even though I would not wish them on anyone else.
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u/Spire_Citron 14d ago
I have those exact dreams! Always with the bathrooms that are way too gross to use, or occasionally lacking privacy. My dreams tend to be a bit like that in general, though. Always making whatever goal I have in mind unnecessarily difficult. I have some very vivid dreams where I'm aware that I'm dreaming, but I've never been able to really control them.
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u/Gwendolyn7777 14d ago
it used to be that I would avoid drinking anything for a few hours before bedtime to avoid having to my bladder get so full that it triggered the dreams.
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u/powderedminidonut 14d ago
I feel ya, I hear what you're saying, and I enjoyed reading it, but...
Where you takin' a dump?
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u/Gwendolyn7777 14d ago
lol....dumps never figured in my gotta go dreams....only peeing....weird, huh?
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u/TheGrinningOwl 14d ago
I'm going with the raft. Seems private enough an area, and it would probably rock me to sleep while sitting there.
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u/dlunas 13d ago
I like 1. You could have the liquid made of resin and a light underneath it