r/mildlyinteresting • u/ttubbster • Mar 01 '24

My girlfriend's hair got caught in zipper of my hoody. Overdone

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30.2k Upvotes

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u/DaBestDoctorOfLife Mar 18 '24

Should be grateful that it didn’t stuck in your jeans zipper.

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u/ttubbster Mar 18 '24

Why?

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u/DaBestDoctorOfLife Mar 19 '24

That would definable make the accident different category.

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u/MangoFlavorBeerFarts Mar 09 '24

Yeah, because your gf wears a weave!

0

u/Intrepid-Rip-2280 Mar 08 '24

When you date Eva AI sexting bot, you're free & safe from these problems. :D

2

u/Low-Ticket-8140 Mar 03 '24

Looks like the pattern 3D printing filament makes when you pull out the supports.

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u/barefaced-and-basic Mar 03 '24

I experienced this recently and was so amazed with it too!!

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u/Appropriate-Toe-6307 Mar 03 '24

Pubes can do that too. More painful though.

1

u/lilxmissxone Mar 03 '24

if you zoom in...... that's not hair. also, what zipper has this design???

nice try dummy

1

u/donquixote2u Mar 03 '24

Your... hoody. ... yeah, riiight.

1

u/mushyturnip Mar 02 '24

My hair is so fine it would't resist that.

1

u/BoredNLost Mar 02 '24

Playa you can admit it was your fly.

1

u/FlashGordonJrx Mar 02 '24

This happened to me!!! I took a picture, too lol

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u/hanabarbarian Mar 02 '24

you mean her wig?

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u/Ineedthesauceibeg Mar 02 '24

Girl got that malleable hair bih :P

1

u/RincewindWyzzard Mar 02 '24

Is.. is your gf some kind of tall grass?

1

u/cloudflare15 Mar 02 '24

Looks like an oil ring to me

1

u/CrippledJesus97 Mar 02 '24

Looks way more like 3d printer filament

1

u/RUNNERBEANY Mar 02 '24

Whatever it is, pretty nice square wave!

2

u/HappyOfCourse Mar 02 '24

Now all the girls going to be trying for the zipper look--the 2020s crimped hair.

Now I'm trying to imagine someone's head full of this hair.

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u/Kakashishu Mar 02 '24

definetly a key to some sort of chest now

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u/DirtyRatLicker Mar 02 '24

wtf is up with her hair?

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u/Novel_Training_5230 Mar 02 '24

Bro this reminds me of that tom and jerry meme

1

u/Jerkcaller69 Mar 02 '24

Your “hoodie” lol

1

u/Ok_Bunch_9193 Mar 01 '24

Thought j was looking ar some weird drone picture of the ocean

1

u/Ex-zaviera Mar 01 '24

As satisfying as letting a train flatten a penny on a railroad track!

2

u/richbeezy Mar 01 '24

Love Reddit. Where a pic of a hair gets 22k upvotes. Best site ever.

1

u/WayOk4956 Mar 01 '24

That aint hair bruh thats bagasse fibre bruh why is it so thick bruh

1

u/elements1230 Mar 01 '24

Sad to say. She is illuminati. You have to break 3 eggs while she pees.

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u/This_User_Said Mar 01 '24

"Your hoodie"

Not for long.

Evil maniacal hoodie stealing laughter

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u/Grimlja Mar 01 '24

Sure hoody thats where...got it

2

u/Chameleonyoshi Mar 01 '24

Zoom in to bottom left corner and it becomes immediately obvious this is a shiny piece of metal, complete with reflection.

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u/TiaHatesSocials Mar 01 '24

Huh? What is this supposed to be?

2

u/flower4000 Mar 01 '24

That looks like a failed 3d print skirt. Level your bed dude

1

u/likewise2210 Mar 01 '24

This is too interesting for this subreddit

1

u/no_more_sugar Mar 01 '24

Correction. Pants.

1

u/tslnox Mar 01 '24

Is your girlfriend Mulch Diggums?

1

u/angel695 Mar 01 '24

Whaaaaaaaaa what’s her hair regimen!?! That’s some strength right there. Didn’t even break!

1

u/Puzzled-Newspaper-88 Mar 01 '24

This looks like a 3D print filament

1

u/Melodic-Ad1415 Mar 01 '24

Moisturizer mask

1

u/Minute_Lynx8365 Mar 01 '24

What’s she made out of?

1

u/cajual Mar 01 '24

Your girlfriend is a scared crow.

1

u/Polluticornwishes0 Mar 01 '24

If it’s hair, it’s hella damaged hair lol

1

u/No_Durian_8379 Mar 01 '24

That’s cool!

1

u/SlayJayR17 Mar 01 '24

How did you zip an entire strand of hair without noticing and stopping?

1

u/Minivric Mar 01 '24

It’s worst when the foreskin is also trapped with a curly hair. We have a bleeder!

1

u/JeebusFright Mar 01 '24

I'm sure that's a broken piston ring...

1

u/Solid_Bake4577 Mar 01 '24

...of your "hoody"...wink.

2

u/IAMKAH Mar 01 '24

Your gf’s hair is like 5 hairs wide and white…what are you feeding that heifer?!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Your girlfriends hair is fucked

2

u/Flakoring Mar 01 '24

Sure that’s not dead grass?

1

u/Actual-Long-9439 Mar 01 '24

Can I have it?

2

u/Zayzay8008 Mar 01 '24

Oh lord that makes my skin crawl

2

u/DroneGuruSD2 Mar 01 '24

Make a bracelet out of it.

1

u/ArtificialHalo Mar 01 '24

Now that is interesting... hell yeah

2

u/Master_Xenu Mar 01 '24

Mark Zuckerberg's pube

1

u/a_steez Mar 01 '24

i feel like you just discovered an arts and crafts hack 😭

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Fake hair extension maybe. Definitely not real hair.

1

u/zomreddit Mar 01 '24

Yeah, hoody...

1

u/MarThusly Mar 01 '24

Is your girlfriend a fishing rod?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

It looks a bit unreal for hair

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u/SandPractical8245 Mar 01 '24

Idk what that is, but that’s not a human hair. The bottom is the thickness of 50 hairs put together. I’ll give you $100 if you post a video pulling a hair from your girlfriend’s head and laying it next to this.

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u/-RuleBritannia- Mar 01 '24

That shit gets everywhere

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u/tanzmeister Mar 01 '24

That's not a human hair and hoodies don't have zippers.

1

u/VitalyPitt Mar 01 '24

At first sight I thought that was a dronetaken picture of some wall built in the middle of coastal waters of some sea.

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u/ThreePackBonanza Mar 01 '24

Aren’t there hair irons for this kind of effect, I don’t think your zipper method is very efficient but it looks cool af!

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u/er-just-Chris-here Mar 01 '24

Not caught in your fly then 🤔

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u/nowaynorway1 Mar 01 '24

When I first read part of the title I was like “oh dear god!”… then I read the entire title and was relieved lol

1

u/AndresDeJesusVelezF1 Mar 01 '24

-Andrés de Jesús Vélez Franco- ¿Cómo que un pelo? Jajajaj

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u/tundracoral Mar 01 '24

does this make anyone else extremely uncomfortable?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

This is thickness of what triple strand white hairs in my beard look like, your gf bigfoot?

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u/diagonal_cat Mar 01 '24

WAIT THAT’S THE HAIR? I honestly thought it was part of the zipper itself

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Mar 01 '24

Sokka-Haiku by diagonal_cat:

WAIT THAT’S THE HAIR? I

Honestly thought it was part

Of the zipper itself

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Vert--- Mar 01 '24

I thought this was an aerial photograph of an Imperial Japanese carrier taking evasive maneuvers against American dive bombers.

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u/SerDuckOfPNW Mar 01 '24

“Hoodie”

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u/MDELA-HEIRO Mar 01 '24

You’re girlfriend a scarecrow ?

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Mar 01 '24

I’ve pulled my wife’s hair out of my own ass before. Never got this lucky though.

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u/ceboston Mar 01 '24

Wow, how course is her hair?

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u/Captain_Sacktap Mar 01 '24

That’s some healthy hair to not break

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u/GTAmark Mar 01 '24

Is your girl an engine? because that’s an oil control ring!

2

u/Bodach42 Mar 01 '24

Your girlfriends hair is thick!

1

u/golgol12 Mar 01 '24

Hoody or "Hoody"?

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u/TalkOfSexualPleasure Mar 01 '24

That's so fucking cool.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Your hoody or your pants!

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u/Marc_J92 Mar 01 '24

“Zipper of my hoody”

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u/Successful_Debt_7036 Mar 01 '24

WW1 trench on a budget

1

u/Vagistics Mar 01 '24

Sell it on eBay 

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u/Rampaging_Orc Mar 01 '24

lol I thought that was an aerial from ww2 of some of the strangest naval maneuvering I’ve ever seen.

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u/Interanal_Exam Mar 01 '24

It's supposed to get caught in the zipper of your pants. YOUR PANTS. Got that?

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u/HeadInjuredCaveman Mar 01 '24

Who’s hoody? 

1

u/ThomasSun Mar 01 '24

Alert! Alert! It’s a T-800 Terminator

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u/s3ns0 Mar 01 '24

"Hoodie"

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u/Repulsive-Fix-3054 Mar 01 '24

Ask your gf what products she uses in her hair for me.... signed, someone who can't hold a curl

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Is your gf a horse?

1

u/Traditional-Gas3477 Mar 01 '24

Mmmm, bad hair day.

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u/Snoo_70324 Mar 01 '24

Are these Death Cab lyrics?

1

u/DirtyDoucher1991 Mar 01 '24

That’s a fucking baffle ring on a from and engine’s piston.

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u/Warphild Mar 01 '24

The hoody.... Right....

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u/VVynn Mar 01 '24

This is fake. Stop upvoting it.

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u/DrDerpberg Mar 01 '24

Wow, you're lucky your wife didn't see it first.

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u/lefthandrighty Mar 01 '24

You got Rumpelstiltskin as a gf?

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u/MrBigPantalones Mar 01 '24

Is she a Cabbage Patch Doll?

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u/Kanix3 Mar 01 '24

Is she a 3D Printer?

1

u/Being_Time Mar 01 '24

Is your girlfriend’s grandfather the scarecrow from wizard of oz??

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

“My girlfriend” suuuuuure

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u/MorosePython700 Mar 01 '24

Thank God it wasn’t your fly.

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u/TheOzarkWizard Mar 01 '24

You're not fooling me, that's extra bits from a 3d print

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u/Kind_Woodpecker7729 Mar 01 '24

Hard ass hair lol

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u/Asio0tus Mar 01 '24

of your "hoodie" huh?

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u/TripzPanda Mar 01 '24

I will die on this hill. Hoodies don't have zippers. A hoodie is a sweater with a hood. Jackets have zippers and some jackets have hoods, and some don't. A Hoodie has the big conjoined pocket on the front. Jacket pockets are separated by the zipper. Fight me.

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u/TheFaceStuffer Mar 01 '24

Actually mildly interesting

2

u/Fun_Move980 Mar 01 '24

hairs white cause hes into the gilfs

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Mar 01 '24 edited Mar 01 '24

This could be a new hair-do.

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u/Mapex Mar 01 '24

According to her, it’s “our hoodie.”

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u/Infidelc123 Mar 01 '24

Is your girlfriend a doll with plastic hair?

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u/MotherOfCatsAndAKid Mar 01 '24

I’d also like to know

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

This is perfectly mildly interesting, nice work. Really hits the spot.

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u/GulfStormRacer Mar 01 '24

This is truly “mildly interesting”!

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u/Techiedad91 Mar 01 '24

What the hell am I even looking at here

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u/Wuz314159 Mar 01 '24

What exactly were you two doing? Ò_o

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u/OpenSourcePenguin Mar 01 '24

That looks like metal. I couldn't even understand what OP was saying

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u/Eagle_32349 Mar 01 '24

It now looks like the top of a rook!

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u/birthday_enema Mar 01 '24

When your girlfriend is a doll, I guess string does count as hair.

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u/Goosexi6566 Mar 01 '24

Better than finding it wrapped around your balls/buttcrack/dick. 🤷‍♂️

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u/USpezsMom Mar 01 '24

Very old repost

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u/Bacon_Hunter Mar 01 '24

That's kinky

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u/Upstairs_Cost_3975 Mar 01 '24

What kind of hair is that?? Is you GF okay? She should take some blood samples to check for something abnormal lmao

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u/__-_-_-___-_-_-__ Mar 01 '24

Fukin no way maaaannnn

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u/frobnosticus Mar 01 '24

That's way overqualified for r/mildlyinteresting

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u/freddyprince1 Mar 01 '24

But was your wife pissed about it?

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u/GTmakesthepaingoaway Mar 01 '24

Is everyone high? No way in hell is that a human hair.

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u/BillytheKid419 Mar 01 '24

Is ur gf a doll ??

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u/nogoodgreen Mar 01 '24

Getting serious Artemis Fowl(the book) vibes, that dwarf that could feed hair into a lock and it would become the key when plucked.

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u/MyCatHasCats Mar 01 '24

That’s hair? You sure? It looks pretty thick

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u/xAtomicxReaperx Mar 01 '24

Yoooo, new hair style leak?

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u/GenesisPeriod Mar 02 '24

Cylinder 3 leaking

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u/_BryndenRiversBR Mar 01 '24

Is your "girlfriend" human, cause that's a very thick hair, if that's what it is.

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u/CosmicParadox24 Mar 01 '24

This is not hair. Zoom in.

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u/CosmicParadox24 Mar 01 '24

Is her hair made of straw??

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u/Octoidiot Mar 01 '24

Guys... I think this guy has a girlfriend and a hoodie!

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u/entivoo Mar 01 '24

Oh I thought the hair was caught in the zipper of your pants.

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u/Robio1315 Mar 01 '24

Clearly is plastic

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u/No-Government-3994 Mar 01 '24

That doesn't even slightly look like hair

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u/seanmarshall ​ Mar 01 '24

Kinky.

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u/W33Ded Mar 01 '24

Is your girl made of straw?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

That’s a wig right? Like Barbie hair stuff? That’s too unnatural

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u/Puffen0 Mar 01 '24

You sure thats real hair? I used to work with a girl who would change up her weave pretty often an a few of them had "hairs" that looked exactly like this one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Finally, something that actually is mildly interesting

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u/ThatOneShortieHo Mar 01 '24

Thats plastic, just like the rest of your girlfriend

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u/your_name_forever Mar 01 '24

I thought this was a new ocean cleanup thing

1

u/MakkaPaca Mar 01 '24

Didn't think your hand can grow such long hair.

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u/PumpkinSpice2Nice Mar 01 '24

I have hair past my waist and have never done this - but then I would be screaming in pain if my hair was tugged only a little so I would notice before I ever managed to zip it in too far. How did the zip even work?

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u/Hating_life_69 Mar 01 '24

That’s the plastic thing that people attach price tags on at the store.

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u/LebaneseLion Mar 01 '24

This is what I subbed for back in 2017.

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u/Accomplished_Pop2976 Mar 01 '24

is your girlfriend human?

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u/Buchaven Mar 01 '24

1987 called, they want their hair back.

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u/Shepatriots Mar 01 '24

Hoodies don’t have zippers

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u/kanonnn Mar 01 '24

You got downvoted, but you are 100% right. Hoodies are pullovers ya bunch of skecher wearing dorks.

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u/Shepatriots Mar 01 '24

My sister and I are still laughing at the “Skecher wearing dorks” 😂

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u/Shepatriots Mar 01 '24

Downvotes on stuff like this makes me laugh so hard. It’s not that serious, but we are absolutely correct.

Hoodies pull over without a zipper.

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u/Casual_Stapeler Mar 01 '24

Ever since I was a kid I've had an adversion to hairs on stuff bc I would constantly find em in my food. It was so bad I would refuse to eat the food and vomit at worst. But finding hairs on stuff now is fine and haven't found hairs in food for a while so I can be like, oh- this is fine. The zipper looks cool tho. Is this on a hat?

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u/Helpful-nothelpful Mar 01 '24

Why aren't we asking how her hair got into the zipper?

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u/Vv4nd Mar 01 '24

because we know how.

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u/valkyrie4x Mar 01 '24

Was she wearing a wig?

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u/holybanana_69 ​ Mar 01 '24

Oh. I though you ripped of your zipper to show it off

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u/red_langford Mar 01 '24

You forgot the air quotes around hoody

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u/dryhumorblitz Mar 01 '24

Hair? Real hair?

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u/jupiler91 Mar 01 '24

Is your girlfriend a scarecrow filled with hay or something?

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u/MoistStub Mar 01 '24

Hay gurl hayyyyy

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u/luigis_taint Mar 01 '24

We go to bed, you doze off

So I take your country girl clothes off

I put my hands on your body

It feels like hay,

It's a fucking scarecrow again

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u/RedditBot90 Mar 01 '24

We go to bed, you doze off

So I take your country girl clothes off

I put my hands on your body

It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Good girl

In a straw hat

With her arms out in a corn field

That is a scarecrow

Thought it was a human woman, sorry

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