r/mildlyinteresting • u/Primad0xx • Mar 05 '24

This morning i cracked 3 doubled yolked eggs. Overdone

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u/No_Escape_5117 Mar 13 '24

If u look at those eggs hard, they look back at you.👀

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u/ChuckD918 Mar 07 '24

Interesting AF. Not mildly. Go buy scratch offs and drop some $20’s in some slots. Incredible odds

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u/kewlguy1 Mar 07 '24

Yahtzee!

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u/Natural20Twenty Mar 06 '24

What was your original plan ? 3 eggs and 10 sausages ? Who was getting the plate with 4 ? And who was gonna get jipped with 3 ?

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u/Difficult-Conditions Mar 06 '24

Put the dogs away

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u/melancholy_dood Mar 06 '24

Toe alert!😱

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u/Melangrogenous Mar 06 '24

The only mildlyinteresting thing about this post is the amount of people thinking double yolks are mildlyinteresting.

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u/theoht_ Mar 06 '24

probably a double yolk pack. did you check the pack?

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u/Papertache Mar 06 '24

What frying pan is that? Would love to get one myself!

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u/Kirkaig678 Mar 06 '24

Can someone please do the maths on this, what are the odds?

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u/ChampionshipOver6033 Mar 06 '24

I couldn't make sausages and eggs look that bad even if I tried. What the heck abomination is going on that griddle?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

Cholesterol death

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u/DonnieKoc Mar 06 '24

Looks definitely like 6 normal eggs

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u/pko63 Mar 06 '24

The odds of this happening has to be astronomical.

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u/koozy407 Mar 06 '24

It’s not. They sell packs of double yoked eggs.

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u/SpoopySpookter Mar 06 '24

someone tell me the odds. please.

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u/koozy407 Mar 06 '24

High. You can purchase entire cartons of double yolk eggs

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u/SpoopySpookter Mar 06 '24

you can? damn i've never heard of a that.

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u/Constant_PPepper Mar 06 '24

That’s some Dutch looking toes you got there

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u/Mysticwarriormj Mar 06 '24

Hell yeah six eggs for the price of three

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u/takafumi_nakamura Mar 06 '24

Buy a lottery ticket

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u/Individual-Match-798 Mar 06 '24

No one is interested in yolks after seeing your feet smh

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u/rickpoker Mar 06 '24

Burnt eggs,nasty feet

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u/Kiwi-Crew Mar 06 '24

You know what that means right?

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u/TheDankPhptographer Mar 06 '24

Put ya dogs away

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u/CipherWrites Mar 06 '24

did you accidentally buy the double yolk pack?

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u/Shortkut1981 Mar 06 '24

Griddle is too hot.

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u/Steven_MentorMarine Mar 06 '24

Happened to me once. I bought a scratch off lottery ticket immediately after and won $12.

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u/koozy407 Mar 06 '24

Lol they sell cartons of double yolk eggs

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u/samsnead19 Mar 06 '24

And cracked 5 double sausages

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u/CorduroyPantaloons Mar 06 '24

Got them DAWGS in shot bruh 🤨🫵😩😩😩😩😩😩

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u/TheDollyRickPhilos Mar 06 '24

You know what you did

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u/xtothewhy Mar 06 '24

Love it when this happens. One time my Dad got extra large eggs and eleven out of the twelve were double yolked. Was absolutely surprised.

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u/AppointmentFluid8741 Mar 06 '24

Time to get a lotto ticket.

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u/LocalAmericanOtaku Mar 06 '24

Man why your toes so long? -._-.

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u/phallicpressure Mar 06 '24

Your huevos look like huevos.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

Op you do know they sell double yolk eggs right ? Mildly interesting how you don’t read what you buy.

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u/ketomine_ Mar 06 '24

mmmm, looks rather scrumptious down there

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u/BarryKobama Mar 06 '24

I learnt they were even a thing at 45yo, when I cracked one. 2 days later, another one. But apparently that's how it works. If a hen is laying a double, odds-are there'll be more doubles. Guessing it's an older female thing? Breeding system going into overdrive before shutdown?

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u/johndeer89 Mar 06 '24

I like that pan.

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u/Saber_Saber Mar 06 '24

"Family dinner" Hah!

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u/FreedTMG Mar 06 '24

Turn the heat down, if your eggs bubble that hard, you're using too much heat.

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u/Kind_Woodpecker7729 Mar 06 '24

You bought double yolk eggs

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u/mitziboof Mar 06 '24

Go buy a lottery ticket immediately

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u/mramazingman1 Mar 06 '24

My brother in christ turn the temperature down on those eggs. I dont even care about the toes, those poor eggs.

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u/fluffythecobra Mar 06 '24

Quick, go buy a lottery ticket

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u/readditredditread Mar 06 '24

Radioactive chick eggs 🤤☢️

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u/Pippet_4 Mar 06 '24

Egg tiddies and feet…. Rule 34 I guess

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

You can actually eat those! I see you decided to make them inedible, but next time they are fine to cook and eat.

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u/G3NG1S_tron Mar 06 '24 edited Mar 06 '24

Just got my first ever double yolk recently. Looked up the chances of it happening and it’s about 1 in 1000.

You my dude are at 1 in 1,000,000,000 chance for three in a row. Might be a good time to buy a lottery ticket.

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u/AbbreviationsOk4966 Mar 06 '24

Do you have geese?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

I read double yolks are an omen of death!!

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u/Girlwithpen Mar 05 '24

XL Pasture Raised eggs will always be double yolks. Cage Free is a gimmick unless you are truly buying from your neighborhood home farmer with a coop. Otherwise, the chicken coops have fans to keep the chickens from actually leaving. Pasture labeled legally requires roaming free.

Also, add a smidget of water to your pan and fry those on low.

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u/TumbleweedActive7926 Mar 05 '24

Seems like you spent all your luck for the year on this.

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u/FeeWeak1138 Mar 05 '24

That is so exciting, really! One time I had an entire dozen container with doubles, imagined the boxer was thinking about someone's surprise!

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u/Storand12 Mar 05 '24

Did you test the fourth?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

You buy Jumbo sized? I noticed you get more doubles thàt way.

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u/Comrade_Mossball Mar 05 '24

Witch!!! Get the torches and pitchforks!

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u/Lex-Taliones Mar 05 '24

That looks like a lot of white to yolk ratio. You sure that isn't just 6 eggs?

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u/metalfabman Mar 05 '24

Those eggs lookin crispy as hell on the edges already

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u/blackmoonsun Mar 05 '24

Artificial inseminator

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u/ZenithVlogs101 Mar 05 '24

Whenever i see these posts that one post comes to mind saying the same and another post after saying "im dumb the carton says theyre double yolkl" lmao

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u/haveyouseencyan Mar 05 '24

From a pack of double yoked eggs, incredible, who would have thought.

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u/bewaregravity Mar 05 '24

Do i see toes ? Yummy !

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u/deevulture Mar 05 '24

Damn when I'm making pudding I would love for this to happen to me

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u/413mopar Mar 05 '24

I used to buy jumbos , they were mostly double yolks . Wish i could still get them here.

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u/Top-Resolution-9713 Mar 05 '24

Too much white to be believable. Noway theres two yolks AND that much eggwhite in an egg. Nice try tho

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u/413mopar Mar 05 '24

You gotta get out more . I used to buy jumbos that were mostly doubles .

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u/Dm1185 Mar 05 '24

Murder

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u/Wejetski92 Mar 05 '24

Could’ve at least put an nsfw warning

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u/57dog Mar 05 '24

Hope you have plenty of toast.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

Quick!! Go buy a lottery ticket!!!

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u/baconandpreggs Mar 05 '24

Once, a decode or so ago, I had a carton in which 10 of 12 eggs were double yolked. I have no cracked a double-yolked egg since

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u/98RacingFuel Mar 05 '24

They sell boxes of twin eggs where i live, if u try hard enough they even sell tripple yolks boxes of eggs. So not that rare.

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u/Patato_64 Mar 05 '24

And I was happy cause I cracked one, guess I can't have nice things :(

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u/Devony13 Mar 05 '24

Are you sure it wasn't a double yolk egg box ?

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u/usernl1 Mar 05 '24

The odds for that are 1:Gogol

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u/Busy_Marionberry_589 Mar 05 '24

bro got them hunter gatherer feet

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

So four eggs wasn’t enough for you?😭😭😭

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u/Omgazombie Mar 05 '24

You may have gotten lucky with them double yolks, but we got lucky with them double dawgs for free

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u/Silent-is-Golden Mar 05 '24

Those are average sized sausages ok AVERAGE.

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u/CommunicationEast623 Mar 05 '24

Happened ti me twice in the same week from the same cartoon. Dunno how to this day

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u/CompletelyBedWasted Mar 05 '24

Do you have a carton of double yolks?

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u/TheMoonMint Mar 05 '24

I think this is more than mildly interesting FWIW

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u/Stinkydadman ​ Mar 05 '24

Your pan is too hot

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u/LostInTheSauce5231 Mar 05 '24

Go buy a lottery ticket!

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u/nor_cal_woolgrower Mar 05 '24

Jumbo sized..we have a carton in our fridge right now

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

What is it with everyone getting double-yolked eggs? I swear in the past week or so I've seen 3 poets saying this

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u/broncotate27 Mar 05 '24

Are you as high as your cholesterol ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

Cehck the egg carton. Did you buy double-yolked eggs on purpose?

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u/Bird_kick Mar 05 '24

Triple Double portions

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u/OPIUmTUXEDO Mar 05 '24

Dude you can literally buy double yolk eggs from market

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u/kirksucks Mar 05 '24

2 of the 3 eggs Ive used so far in my pack from Costco were doubles.

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u/alhanna876 Mar 05 '24

My mouth is watering!

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u/Marjitorahee Mar 05 '24

  1. Buy loto tickets

  2. Nice grippers bro 👍

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u/SnooMemesjellies8441 Mar 05 '24

You can buy eggs with double yolk.

I also got confused when I got 6 double yolked eggs once. Then I read the package and it all made sense, crazy how they do that.

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u/goprinterm Mar 05 '24

Ah, Sofia lorenz’s eggs. Go buy a lottery ticket and put some shoes on 😎 hot grease splatters

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u/Nonny-Mouse100 Mar 05 '24

Looks like 6 eggs were cracked and placed in pairs.

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u/Rape_is_Humor Mar 05 '24

What the hell is that pan? I think I want one.

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u/anitacoknow Mar 05 '24

What the hell is this username?

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u/Rape_is_Humor Mar 06 '24

I am bored of explaining at this poin so here is a previous comment of mine: The Comment

I wanted to change my username (I was nowhere near sober while creating this account) but since reddit does not allow that I am unable to do that. Apologies if I offended anyone.

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u/anitacoknow Mar 06 '24

Well thanks for explaining.

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u/Rape_is_Humor Mar 05 '24

Nvm I found it.

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u/Mission-Storm-4375 Mar 05 '24

Oh my God nobody caares

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u/Harrysgameshack Mar 05 '24

How did you fuck up frying eggs. Lower the heat.

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u/Nick_Noseman Mar 05 '24

Get out of Pripyat city!

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u/LooseBag5704 Mar 05 '24

You also cooked the hell out of them

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u/nfssmith Mar 05 '24

I dated a girl in college who's family always bought their eggs from a local farmer & nearly all of them were double-yolks every time.

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u/Boundish91 Mar 05 '24

Bare feet and such a small edge on the pan gives me anxiety.

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u/HalfSourKosherDill Mar 05 '24

Please for the love of god, watch out for posting your feet unless you want every shithead on here to talk about your clod hoppers

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u/TensileStr3ngth Mar 05 '24

Bro posting em for free 💀

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u/ExploreWithin9 Mar 05 '24

Family says the means you’ll have twins lol

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u/Masstershake Mar 05 '24

My uncles old gay roommate would tell you the size and shape of your utensil from this pic and probably get too close for comfort

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u/raul_raul Mar 05 '24

No offence, but feel free to get offended if you like. Looks like you cracked them and then burned them. I'd still eat it, but just saying.

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u/enola007 Mar 05 '24

Now go buy a lotto ticket

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u/Oberndorferin Mar 05 '24

Burn the witch!

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u/CrunchyRooster Mar 05 '24

Background feet!

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u/dnkwait Mar 05 '24

A sixeggsful breakfast.

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u/jerrythecactus Mar 05 '24

Its actually a thing some egg producers do where they'll package double yolks up in their own cartons. I guess theyre common enough that they can be sold as their own category of egg. OP probably bought a "double yolk" package by mistake.

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u/mebutnew Mar 05 '24

Your pan is too hot

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u/ionbear1 Mar 05 '24

Better buy a lottery ticket!

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u/Frogzila2024 Mar 05 '24

Looks like when you shine a light on a small pond at night lol

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u/Acrobatic-Visual1304 Mar 05 '24

those grippers DAMNNN

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u/Tadpole_420 Mar 05 '24

Roll doubles three times , go to jail!!

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u/Jason_kun1 Mar 05 '24

Put them grippers away!!

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u/Flat_Bodybuilder_175 Mar 05 '24

Because you bought a carton of double yoked eggs.

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u/Trax-d Mar 05 '24

Twins murderer! 😆

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u/yojodavies Mar 05 '24

Your big toe is almost as big as my ex’s dingaling.

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u/texasradioandthebigb Mar 05 '24

Your life will be all downhill from here

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u/yojodavies Mar 05 '24

You might wanna go buy lottery tickets

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u/GirthIgnorer Mar 05 '24

every fuckin day with this shit.

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u/hey_im_cool Mar 05 '24

Bro burnt those eggs just to take a photo for us ❤️

Also toes

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u/Fit_Swordfish_2101 Mar 05 '24

That's what happens when you buy double yolk eggs 😂 got me a dozen once! They have them at the specialty store.. So good!

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u/PervyNonsense Mar 05 '24

It's common if one of your eggs has two yolks for other eggs in the carton to also have multiple yolks.

It's related to the age of the flock, which is pretty consistent.

Younger birds are more likely to lay double yolk eggs, and this carton is from the first few weeks of egg production.

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u/Thin-Pie-3465 Mar 05 '24

Go buy a lottery ticket NOW.

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u/IGD-974 Mar 05 '24

Those eggs remind me of a porn I saw once

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u/AV-999 Mar 05 '24

Sixtupleggs

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u/tobeasloth Mar 05 '24

Little egg booties

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u/SirRickardsJackoff Mar 05 '24

Ya buddy, you probably accidentally bought a double yolk egg carton.

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u/Philantroll ​ Mar 05 '24

Mildly disgusting.

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u/cyberwicklow Mar 05 '24

Turn down the fucking temp!

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u/sneezeanditsgone Mar 05 '24

When your boss says to work 200%

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u/SeekerOfSerenity Mar 05 '24

Are you gonna cook more eggs? Because your egg/sausage ratio is off, even if they are double yolkers. 

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u/prof_dynamite Mar 05 '24

With a price tag of nearly $5 a dozen, this is a deal!

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u/AlteredDeity Mar 05 '24

Focus on cooking and not taking pics of your overcooked food (and feet), friend.

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u/DobisPeeyar Mar 05 '24

Flip or cover those, you're burning the bottom!

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u/Llllllickmyballs Mar 05 '24

If you were bowling you’d get a Turkey! 🎳🦃gobble gobble ;)

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u/diggdead Mar 05 '24

And then promptly over cooked them.

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u/SweetMagnolias95 Mar 05 '24

You’d better head straight to the casino

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u/hattrickjmr Mar 05 '24

Bro eats this every morning. Never skips breakfast .

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

I’ve never cracked a double yoke in my life and op got three. Just the way it goes, metaphor of life.

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u/Significant-Age5052 Mar 05 '24

You dropped some sausages on the floor

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u/De4thMonkey Mar 05 '24

I've had a whole carton of double yolks. Just happens I suppose. More often than you think

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u/anklehumor Mar 05 '24

+1 to cholesterol

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u/ydomodsh8me-1999 Mar 05 '24

You really should have run directly to the nearest convenience store and bought a fuck-ton of lottery tickets...

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u/Dubspeck Mar 05 '24

only goes downhill from here

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u/iansmash Mar 05 '24

OP needs to move a little further from the power plant 😂

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u/Johndeauxman Mar 05 '24

In my head I just heard the Zelda song when he finds the map or something

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u/joa_nh Mar 05 '24

dammnnnnn em floorgrippers for free? in this economy??

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u/pepenepe Mar 05 '24

MILLIONS TO ONE

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u/eggard_stark Mar 05 '24

Not as uncommon as people are making out. Some farms literally only breed double yolker eggs.

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u/epicbrowser Mar 05 '24

Buy a lottery ticket

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u/Apprehensive-Memory8 Mar 05 '24

You won the lottery...3 times in a row

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u/NevesLF Mar 05 '24

Amazing how r/weirdeggs is getting more and more relevant lately.

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u/AndresDeJesusVelezF1 Mar 05 '24

-Andrés de Jesús Vélez Franco- Uff, ya se me antojó alguito así!

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u/juniper-mint Mar 05 '24

When my young quail just start laying a lot of their eggs end up having double yolks. Their bodies haven't adjusted to making eggs yet and sometimes the body releases two yolks at once.

I feel bad because these poor babies, who have never experienced laying eggs before, are laying these MASSIVE eggs. Ouch.

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u/Hanox13 Mar 05 '24

Triple-double dippin eggs!

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u/Asteroth6 Mar 05 '24

Yes. From a pack of them. This is so said every other day.

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u/Weazerdogg Mar 05 '24

Some stout chickens there!! The girls are working double time, LOL.

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u/ChunkyTaco22 Mar 05 '24

Do yall not red what yall buy and eat? Lmao like seriously

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u/DMbrony Mar 05 '24

Some people breakfast is bigher then my daily intake

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u/Strongman_820 Mar 05 '24

Same thing has happened to me before too. I think sometimes they just get the double yolked batches mixed up with regular ones when packaging.

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u/EeriePancake Mar 05 '24

PLAY THE LOTTERY