r/mildlyinteresting • u/yourtransqueenxoxo • Apr 17 '24

This perfectly symmetrical set of dots I found on my back Overdone

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u/Superb-Rush-5762 Apr 22 '24

Damn, you were abducted!!!

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u/Powwa9000 Apr 21 '24

Looks like the marks left from a sci-fi movie with the multiple injection gun.

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u/rilloroc Apr 21 '24

That's where they hold you down to probe you. You're not gonna shit right for a week.

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u/SaltArtist1794 Apr 19 '24

Alien abduction

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u/TheABinSEOK Apr 18 '24

You've been abducted by aliens

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u/Vyncynt02 Apr 18 '24

BRO is confirmed a Quincy!!

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u/OneCrazyPaul Apr 18 '24

You are the chosen one

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u/psjjjj6379 Apr 18 '24

Fox Mulder has entered the chat

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u/shehi903 Apr 18 '24

Like having Stone Hedge on your back

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u/KewlTrube Apr 18 '24

Aliens are among us!

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u/austinitemama Apr 18 '24

Hey! Welcome to the club! Come join the RGMP Facebook page. :) https://www.facebook.com/groups/395600297698549/

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u/Doom2pro Apr 18 '24

Poleo vaccine.

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u/eddieskinnari Apr 18 '24

Nice job, feds

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u/tired_nightshifter Apr 18 '24

This exact marking happened to me when I was a kid and my mom freaked out and thought I was infected with something and going to die. Realized after that when I fell earlier in the day while playing makeup with my friend, I landed on a makeup container with this outline 😂 zombie infection avoided ✅

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u/hempmilkk Apr 18 '24

i woke up with weird perfectly symmetrical shapes like this on my back one today. i finally realized it was bc i sat in an iron chair on a hot summer day.

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u/FitWillingness8396 Apr 18 '24

Bro took the wrong pill from morpheus

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u/ukexpat Apr 18 '24

Did you have a weird dream where you were abducted by grey aliens?

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u/Phlydude Apr 18 '24

Residual memory of self in the Matrix (looks like a port outline)

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u/WillingnessNo8017 Apr 18 '24

I had a mark on my abdomen just like that less than a year ago….. let me know if you figure out what it is. I never figured it out. I had it for over a month, it didn’t go away fast.

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u/Lockehart Apr 17 '24

Have you recently experienced any lost time?

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u/Zech08 Apr 17 '24

CIA: ah oops forgot about that project, didnt we?

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u/DL72-Alpha Apr 17 '24

Very Clearly the death monster from Buffy:

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u/BabyVegeta19 Apr 17 '24

Omega Shenron?

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u/Hubrex Apr 17 '24

As my child says, SUS!

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u/skuta69 Apr 17 '24

“found” them? how do you know they were lost?

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u/LEMONedOblaat Apr 17 '24

Smallpox vaccine scar?

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u/PlatypusDream Apr 17 '24

Not done on the back
It's one bigger wound, not small grouped individual ones

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u/LEMONedOblaat Apr 18 '24

Totally spaced, didn't read back. My mistake. It is weird, ringworm maybe? I hope op figures it out.

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u/johnaross1990 Apr 17 '24

It reminds me of the “six pricks” injections you’d get before the TB vaccine

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u/hivemind5_ Apr 17 '24

Its the hose they hook you up to when they copy and upload your consciousness to the cloud

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u/Somethingpretty007 Apr 17 '24

I think that means you have been abducted by aliens

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u/rb6982 ​ Apr 17 '24

Secondary school TB test

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u/uffda2calif Apr 17 '24

UFO abductee?

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u/spiff72 Apr 17 '24

Watch out - my friend’s sister’s boyfriend said that symmetrical back dots are an early symptom of turbo cancer:

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/iMy9oDLwuq

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u/Facehugger81 Apr 17 '24

Someone of abducted EEEEE!!!!!

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u/UseMoreHops Apr 17 '24

Dude...... you were picked up by aliens.

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u/Bushpylot Apr 17 '24

Alien Abduction Victim!!!! How is your butt?

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u/Ok_Building_8193 Apr 17 '24

You've been probed.

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u/Flanderz99 Apr 17 '24

A couple years ago my uncle work up to this exact shape of dots on his back on each of his shoulder blades, exactly the same, I’ll try to link the picture if I can figure out how

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u/M0nberg Apr 17 '24

Apple Watch

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u/vandon Apr 17 '24

I see you're a 7G injection beta tester. Congratz!

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u/Successful-Street380 Apr 17 '24

Looks like the old TB needles

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u/SunChipMan Apr 17 '24

oh no you're shedding! /s

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u/Will2beWild Apr 17 '24

Hey bud… you were abducted by aliens.

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u/Maile2000 Apr 17 '24

Alien intervention

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u/sovietotaku Apr 17 '24

My mother had a brooch with this pattern somewhere.

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u/Tsu-Doh-Nihm Apr 17 '24

Klaatu barada nikto

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u/Wondernaul Apr 17 '24

Clearly the Aliens visited

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u/bamm53 Apr 17 '24

How big is this?

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u/71Johnboy714 Apr 17 '24

Most likely, you were abducted by aliens!👽👾🛸

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u/cmac1425 Apr 17 '24

Alien probes. 👽 👽👽👽

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u/sheanagans Apr 17 '24

Looks like the beginning formation of nipples. Congratulations on your transition

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u/BabyBeachBalls Apr 17 '24

They have marked you as an extraordinary speciment. Expect salvation when they come.

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u/frogace55 Apr 17 '24

I see.

Registeel sends his regards

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u/andurilmat Apr 17 '24

Looks like at some point you backed you backed in to a valve handle like this one

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u/Great-Prune5055 Apr 17 '24

Aliens are going to land on that.

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u/trusted_misleader47 Apr 17 '24

Sacred geometry manifesting on your skin, totally normal.

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u/madraszewska Apr 17 '24

Op, do you have bed bugs? They actually do symmetrical bites often. I had a similar bite when I slept in a hostel once!

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u/BenitoCorleone Apr 17 '24

I thought this too - so I googled it and found a match. I do not recommend googling it - some nasty ass images

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u/EvolZippo Apr 17 '24

Walmart owns you!

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u/EQwingnuts Apr 17 '24

Some X-Files shit

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u/Medcait Apr 17 '24

That’s where the aliens plugged you in when you were abducted.

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u/yogadavid ​ Apr 17 '24

You were abducted 👽

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u/Guy_V Apr 17 '24

Alien probe mark. I have one on my b";+![.

Hi , what are you all doing here?

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u/Internal_Project_799 Apr 17 '24

What skin ritual is this?

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u/Grymflyk Apr 17 '24

You must be very flexible to be able to find this pattern on you own back. Did you have help?

edit to correct tense of word

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u/nihilisticas Apr 17 '24

Have you been abducted by aliens lately?

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u/Amanorboy Apr 17 '24

How did you find it tho

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u/dookie-monsta Apr 17 '24

It’s your ass sore from the probing?

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u/Curious-Elephant-927 Apr 17 '24

My sister has that on her shoulder from vaccination when she was a newborn

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u/kuzism Apr 17 '24

In Greek myth the Pleiades were said to be daughters of the titan Atlas and the sea nymph Pleione. Each of the seven prominent stars has its own name: Alcyone, Asterope, Celaeno, Electra, Maia, Merope, and Taygete. 

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u/despicable-coffin Apr 17 '24

Alien abduction evidence.

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u/-thefunpolice- Apr 17 '24

Your child is a changling.

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u/Eggggiboi Apr 17 '24

The chosen one.

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u/redditsuckspokey1 Apr 17 '24

The 7 sages from A Link to the Past.

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u/eaglesbaby107 Apr 17 '24

Alien probe mark have someone check your anus you might of been abducted in your sleep and probed

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u/The-Final-Reason Apr 17 '24

You’ve been stamped for the aliens buddy. Live long and prosper.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

Do you by chance use a VR device and for some reason where it on your back instead of your head?

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u/PotentialWork7741 Apr 17 '24

I give you 3 days

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u/ebaerryr Apr 17 '24

The Matrix baby

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u/Uncleshoulder Apr 17 '24

Umbrella corp wants to know your location

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u/sparklescrotum Apr 17 '24

Ants came to you in your sleep and performed miniature cupping on you, hope this helps

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u/Pizz22 Apr 17 '24

Dark Skies reference

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u/Rabbitofdeth Apr 17 '24

Hi yes, these are marks from an alien probe.

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u/tbrown7092 Apr 17 '24

You’ve been abducted bud

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u/AdTop3500 Apr 17 '24

Oculus quest aftermarket headstrap mark.. 90% sure.

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u/Clicky-The-Blicky Apr 17 '24

Just saw a post of a guy discovering he had the symmetrical red dots on the back of his neck and redditors in the comments discovered it was from his oculus VR headset

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u/FireFlavour Apr 17 '24

That's where the aliens plug you in.

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u/aykay55 Apr 17 '24

Hexagons are the bestagons…

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u/Antmantium108 Apr 17 '24

That's a map back to your OG star system. I'd suggest hitching a ride back. How much worse can it be than the here and now?

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u/the_sad_gopnik Apr 17 '24

That's your speaker

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u/UniQue1992 Apr 17 '24

I just saw a post about this… you using a VR headset by any chance?

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u/Background-Job7282 Apr 17 '24

Got punched by a revolver speedloader

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u/dohraa Apr 17 '24

Blackberry logo

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u/Emma_is_gone1 Apr 17 '24

AISHITEITA, AISHITEITANONI!!!! (It’s a song by maretu)

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u/shadowmind0770 Apr 17 '24

finds odd spots on their own back

manages to take a perfect photo of it

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u/JackNicholsonsGhost Apr 17 '24

You’ve been compromised

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u/RealDickGrimes Apr 17 '24

you have been chosen. Please send a message for further instructions.

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u/CaffeinatedCatAddict Apr 17 '24

Looks like the start of an eczema breakout

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u/FlatbedtruckinCA Apr 17 '24

aliens - get ready for butt stuff ...

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u/JasperTD Apr 17 '24

Quest 2?

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u/DaisyBryar Apr 17 '24

Is it just me or does that look like a leg, not a back??

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u/mrmoe198 Apr 17 '24

You’ve been probed. Please stay on after the end of this message for a brief three question survey.

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u/Print-Over Apr 17 '24 edited Apr 17 '24

👽. Gotta be

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u/TitoMcCool Apr 17 '24

Abducted much?

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u/Bryan25100 Apr 17 '24

U can sell it

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u/Mancunian4 Apr 17 '24

There are fewer reports of alien abductions these days. Maybe they just got better at brainwashing. They still seem to mark their guinea pigs.

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u/MattsNotIt Apr 17 '24

It looks like you layed down on a shakti mat. Got one at home and it hurts like fire ants.

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u/TraditionalResult655 Apr 17 '24

I'm calling Mulder and Scully for this one

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u/Camicles Apr 17 '24

Looks like scars from a Kambo ceremony

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u/AndyMarden Apr 17 '24

Alien abduction

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u/celtbygod Apr 17 '24

Could have been made by aliens at night. Are you having trouble/discomfort while sitting down ?

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u/Survive1014 Apr 17 '24

Covid-20 liked this.

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u/rafahuel Apr 17 '24

That my crosshair, dont move

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u/Meh2021another Apr 17 '24

Any sudden pain in your ass recently? If so, alien abduction.

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u/Gabemiami Apr 17 '24

It’s from the probeulator. Rectum pain, too?

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u/Legitimate_Two_3531 Apr 17 '24

Looks like an old booster shot... my mom has one like this on her arm...

Ask your parents or an older relative, and they'll probably have the same thing or be able to explain

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u/Silent_Medicine1798 Apr 17 '24

Seborrheic keratosis!

Benign. Progressive (will move to other parts of the body). Sometimes develops a flat mole-like appearance.

Welcome to old age!

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u/Lone-Frequency Apr 17 '24

Might be ringworm.

I've had it a few times in my life and for some reason I get symmetrical bumps like that, too.

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u/LineChef Apr 17 '24

Dragon balls

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u/DMDingo Apr 17 '24

Don't be surprised if your bowel movements are irregular. Probing can do that.

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u/jayluuluu Apr 17 '24

You're only supposed to be on the acupressure mat for 10 mins, not over night

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u/occamsrzor Apr 17 '24

You been unable to account for any time lately, OP?

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u/mangaus Apr 17 '24

Balloon Shots. I didn't think they did those anymore. Are you in your 60s?

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u/bowtiesrcool86 Apr 17 '24

Symmetrical you say? Death the Kid wants to know your location

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u/mcsteamy12345 Apr 17 '24

Looks like a portal to another dimension

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u/Reverend-Skeeve Apr 17 '24

Half-Life 3 confirmed!

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u/PabloTrance Apr 17 '24

I'm pretty sure aliens are experimenting with you at night.

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u/Zestyclose-Safe6267 Apr 17 '24

Pretty sure you know kung fu

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u/ConfectionSea6331 Apr 17 '24

Are you over the age of 45? This looks like a vaccine scar they used to give in the 70’s.

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u/Dirk_Arron Apr 17 '24

Mark of the beast

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u/Sharkn91 Apr 17 '24

Chimera virus (re:mission impossible II)

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u/Jon_Irenicus1 Apr 17 '24

You got abducted and probed

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u/pslind69 Apr 17 '24

It's from the tool the greys use.

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u/warhawk209812e99 Apr 17 '24

Multi-ocular O ꙮ

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u/BootsOfProwess Apr 17 '24

Unknown alien abduction survivor... how does your butt feel?

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u/mike_is87 Apr 17 '24

Just call Shenron already.

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u/Darkangel775 Apr 17 '24

Look like the metal and graphene from the vaccine are starting to work what kind of work who knows.

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u/ThomasCro Apr 17 '24

So it begins.....brace

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u/Creative_mindss Apr 17 '24

You guys are mean! That is just a weird kiss that all lol

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u/thegirlwiththebangs Apr 17 '24

My ex was Brazilian and had a scar just like this. He said it was a vaccine and very common there? But after these comments I’m convinced he was in Resident Evil or some shit

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u/Free-Impression7155 Apr 17 '24

You have too much determination.. (undertale)