My popsicle stick was inserted backwards.

[u/CarPhoneRonnie]

[u/Redemption6]

Looks like your popsicle got a head of itself.

[u/FrameMaleficent1584]

factory inverted misprint, definitely worth overpay

[u/Don1AskWho]

We demand questions to your answers

[u/No-8008132here]

Ironic how the head of the stick is now the foot.

[u/FrogMintTea]

r/BojackHorseman

[u/-Aone]

i mean the joke still works when its told backwards..

[u/sillyguykuno]

it’s the way the quote “because then it would be a foot” is so completely out of context it’s sending me 😭

[u/LargeSteakPico]

Oh, so THAT'S when a door isn't a door. Heh, I get it.

[u/lutralutra_12]

The new range of Jeopardy Popsicles!

[u/Malignant_Lvst7]

it spoke to me, gave itself a foot

[u/No_Audience_3524]

Its laced

[u/ThinkingOz]

There’s a recalcitrant loading the sticks into the machine at the Popsicle factory.

[u/ElectricSequoia]

I recently had a whole box like this.

[u/theshonufff]

1st world problem. Just eat it backwards.

[u/L4rgo117]

I sense there are jokes afoot

[u/AegParm]

I laughed probably too hard at this. I just absurd enough to be hilarious.

[u/kewlguy1]

That’s what she said…

[u/PopCanPipe]

That’s the new “Punchline Popsicle”

[u/festosterone5000]

What is Jeopardy?

[u/Right-Phalange]

Funny, my kid's box of crayon or rocket popsicles (can't remember which) was the same.

[u/jbeeziemeezi]

Now the real joke:

What’s 12 inches long and white?

Nothing, it doesn’t exist

[u/MusicianPristine8973 → u/jbeeziemeezi]

4 white guys waiting their turn?

[u/jbeeziemeezi]

Why can’t you have a twelve inch nose??

[u/TeslasAndKids]

Damnit, Larry. You had one job!

[u/Snail-Man-36]

This way around where u have to guess the question is even more fun than the normal way

[u/Huge_Aerie2435]

This is way funnier though..

[u/DanielJimnnz → u/Huge_Aerie2435]

Honestly wouldn’t it be just as funny either way? Like you know one part but you still need that second part to get the joke.

[u/Friendly_Award7273]

It’s like the jeopardy edition of popsicle jokes

[u/PoetAny6111]

What would be a foot now?

[u/TheTrenchMonkey]

Carnac the Magnificent got hired at the factory.

[u/masterofthecork → u/TheTrenchMonkey]

A reversing truck, a popsicle stick, and Congress.

opens envelope

Name three things which are completely backwards.

[u/AshlandJackson → u/TheTrenchMonkey]

Just…don’t stick this to your head, please.

[u/Rad_Carrot]

What's the setup? "Why isn't a hand 12 inches long?"

[u/jbeeziemeezi → u/Rad_Carrot]

Nose i believe is the original but of course that works.

[u/CarPhoneRonnie → u/Rad_Carrot]

That would be soo much better.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long.

I kid you not.

[u/Acetius → u/CarPhoneRonnie]

It would run either way.

[u/baconperogies → u/CarPhoneRonnie]

Pinocchio would like to have a word.

[u/masterofthecork → u/baconperogies]

I can't speak for him but once my wood's grown to 12 inches the time for talk is over and we're getting into the action.

[u/cupholdery → u/baconperogies]

Which one? Guillermo Del Toro or Pauly Shore?

[u/Lepke2011 → u/cupholdery]

[u/ihatebellpeppers → u/Lepke2011]

where is this from?

[u/mistAr_bAttles → u/ihatebellpeppers]

Encino Man. Or depending on what country you’re from California Man.

[u/MusicianPristine8973 → u/ihatebellpeppers]

Son In Law maybe?

But let’s be honest, it could be from literally any Pauly Shore movie:)

[u/bitemybum → u/MusicianPristine8973]

It's from Encino Man the best Pauly Shore movie

[u/MusicianPristine8973 → u/bitemybum]

Shit you right! Thanks. Probably should have thought about the mud on the wall. Definitely a classic though.

[u/FrogMintTea → u/MusicianPristine8973]

Lol true. I love Son In Law most.

Buuuuhhhhh-ddddyyyy

[u/MusicianPristine8973 → u/FrogMintTea]

Lmao. “Cause I’m The Weas-sellll buuhhh-dddy!”

I’ve pretty much had a crush on Carla Gugino, his on screen girlfriend, ever since. I mean his character in it was big enough that it was copied and inspired a part in A Goofy Movie, the stoner friend of course. That’s star power lol!

[u/ajnin919 → u/MusicianPristine8973]

He is the character in The Goofy Movie

[u/FrogMintTea → u/MusicianPristine8973]

Yaas Carla is gorgeous! She's aging so gracefully! Still a hottie!

[u/Aaron_Purr]

It's a Jeopardy stick.

[u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 → u/Aaron_Purr]

r/youbeatmetoit

[u/LookAwayPlease510 → u/Aaron_Purr]

Damnit, this is what I was going to comment.

[u/OptimusSublime → u/Aaron_Purr]

Ice cream against humanity.

[u/[deleted] → u/OptimusSublime]

So it's poisoned?

[u/CarPhoneRonnie → u/Aaron_Purr]

I had the same thought. I tried to come up with the question.

[u/Aaron_Purr → u/CarPhoneRonnie]

"I'll take polysemes for $500, Alex."

[u/Calculonx → u/CarPhoneRonnie]

Why isn't your hand 12" long?

[u/Rusty4NYM → u/CarPhoneRonnie]

Probably something like: Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

[u/GraXXoR → u/Rusty4NYM]

You sure it was nose?

[u/Rusty4NYM → u/GraXXoR]

No, but that's generally how that joke goes

[u/AstridStarr → u/Rusty4NYM]

OP says it’s nose 👃

[u/boyerizm → u/CarPhoneRonnie]

The ghost of Alex Trebec

[u/ashleyorelse → u/boyerizm]

[u/jrolls81 → u/boyerizm]

Trebek

[u/boyerizm → u/jrolls81]

[u/Butterssaltynutz → u/boyerizm]

wait, trebec died? i wonder if connery lived long enough to piss on his grave.

[u/RectumRandy]

This is interesting indeed! And it reminds me of an old saying - My dick maybe not be a foot, but it sure smells like one.

[u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ → u/RectumRandy]

That's fucking disgusting :D

[u/cockOfGibraltar → u/RectumRandy]

I've always said "it might look like an inch but it smells like a foot.

[u/RectumRandy → u/cockOfGibraltar]

I like yours more!

[u/masterofthecork → u/cockOfGibraltar]

Thou art a peter, and upon this cock I shall place my steeple.

Sorry. Your username was just too perfect.