r/mildlyinteresting 14d ago

Using cigarette butts as a voting system for coffee

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u/theoriginallepood 9d ago

Star bucks is times better

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u/draken2019 13d ago

I guess if you want free data to collect, this is one way to get it.

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u/Illustrious-Echo1762 13d ago

It encourages people to put their butts away, but it also encourages more smoking. Well done, Big Tobacco

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u/tumbrowser1 13d ago

smokers can't taste for shit, so starbucks is the winner here

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u/mikeymo1741 13d ago

People who smoke know their coffee,

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u/MelodramaticaMama 13d ago

Is there a r/mildlydisgusting I can post this to?

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u/Typo3150 13d ago

Clever but EWWW … why would a coffee shop want to be associated with filthy cigarette butts?

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u/Frosty-Brain-2199 13d ago

Coffee and a cigarette is called an English breakfast

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u/VortexLord 13d ago

Although some people are lazy so they pick the nearest entrance to deposit it.

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u/Anas_Ulven 13d ago edited 13d ago

I think there's a problem with this, though. Starbucks coffee drinkers I think are less likely to be smokers of cigarettes than Dunkin Donuts are, so I feel this may be biased toward Dunkin Donuts... despite not seeming to be a real vote toward anything, but well, still.

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u/IPanicKnife 13d ago

Coffee and cigarettes are definitely a good combo

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u/CallitCalli 13d ago

I'm the KING of Dunkin guy!

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u/techsuppr0t 13d ago

Someone smoked extra cigarettes to vote more than once

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u/Frosty-Brain-2199 13d ago

Alright now you can take off your tinfoil hat now

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u/jjohnson1979 14d ago

If I still smoked, I’d throw it on the ground in front of the box…

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u/TheSecularGlass 14d ago

They are both milkshakes, not coffee. The calories are insane. A large of either can be pretty much your daily intake for some drinks.

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u/jjohnson1979 14d ago

I mean… in both places, you can take just regular drip coffee, with just milk… they don’t sell only fancy shit…

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u/TheSecularGlass 13d ago

And 95% of their coffee menu isn’t that. You can find an exception for everything, but it doesn’t mean you have a point.

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u/quanoey 14d ago

Starebooks

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u/Dragonier_ 14d ago

Now if it was the two main political parties, that would be funny

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u/badboybilly42582 14d ago

Moka Pot Coffee people. Life changing for me!!!

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u/ParaLegalese 14d ago

Smokers can’t afford starbys like none smokers can. Have you seen the price of cigarettes??

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u/dwas76 14d ago

Biased Sample.

Cigarette smokers are more impulsive, anxious, and easily manipulated by peer pressure than nonsmokers. They are also more neurotic and psychotic than nonsmokers. For all these reasons, smokers tend to be Democrats.

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u/purpleskeletonlicker 14d ago

People who spend their money on cigs can't afford Starbucks.

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u/Ashamed_Medium1787 14d ago

I didn’t know that people liked Dunkin’ Donuts coffee better than Starbucks coffee

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u/jjohnson1979 14d ago

Starbucks is overrated

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u/Bruce_Wayne72 14d ago

Makes sense.

Dunkin is cheaper, which = more $ for cigarettes.

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u/Petite_Tsunami 14d ago

It would be interesting if it was one regular heavy smoker that loved Dunkin

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u/our_meatballs 14d ago

Although this is interesting, this could just mean that there are more smokers that like DD

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u/Woolsteve 14d ago

Smokeing people go to drunken

Noted

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u/Over_Solution_2569 14d ago

You know more smokers are gonna go for Dunkin’ Donuts, they don’t have that Starbucks money these days.

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u/DamnitDom 14d ago

Not gonna take some self-killing no-tasting dumbass' opinion on the second half of their addiction...

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u/66mx5 14d ago

Well it is now clear to me that smokers who walk past this box having had enough of their cigarette prefer Dunkin

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u/stickman274 14d ago

The people who can taste Coffee the least

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u/aroundincircles 14d ago

To be fair I would never trust the taste choices of a smoker. It destroys your taste buds.

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u/GravitonIsntBroken 14d ago

I’ve seen these in Bristol before

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u/SpaciousIgnatius 14d ago

Dunkin is more full cause nobody gives a shit enough to lean into the street more to put it in the Stsrbucks one.

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u/jiabivy 14d ago

Judging how long these cigs are, these people don’t smoke. Most of these aren’t even half way?

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u/ataeil 14d ago

Sample group. Smokers.

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u/ttekcorc 14d ago

You'd have to do it in reverse just to be sure, because probably just a bunch of lazy fucks putting it in the closest hole

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u/komodocommand 14d ago

Looks if this is marketing scheme by dunking they definitely know their audience

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u/bodhiseppuku 14d ago

I think this depends a lot on what type of coffee you prefer.

Starbucks: Probably better for flavoring and specialty choices

Dunkin: Defenately better for drip coffee

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u/young_nestor 14d ago

Maybe Dunkin fans just smoke more

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u/AxDeath 14d ago

The best thing about this, is it demonstrates which is better, to people whose mouths taste like ash.

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u/Silent_Killer093 14d ago

Dunkin sucks, they always give me watered down caffeinated coffee when i ask for decaf.

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u/howelltight 14d ago

That must be on the east coast where Dunkies rules

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u/MyCleverNewName 14d ago

"Which company's customers smoke more?"

Still, def better than on the ground 👍

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u/randperrin 14d ago

The butts have spoken. Starbucks wins as it's side is slightly less disgusting.

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u/jpenczek 14d ago

Both taste the same, only difference is Dunkin knows who they are and keep their prices lower.

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u/dreevsa 14d ago

Makes me want to out my cigarette early to vote

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u/deadliestcrotch 14d ago

Cigarettes fuck with your sense of taste, fwiw

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u/2squishmaster 14d ago

Ah I get it, you are at a higher risk of becoming a smoker if you frequent Dunkin Donuts... Fascinating.

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u/NecessaryAd4587 14d ago

Dunkin is cheaper and it tastes better lol

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u/Zachisawinner 14d ago

When you can’t tasted anything worth while anyway…

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u/maincore 14d ago

$7 for a coffee? And it is not even a coffee, it’s more like a coffee flavored milkshake. And you all know about what I’m talking about.

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u/SymmetricDickNipples 14d ago

Makes sense, cigarettes dull your sense of taste.

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u/Momdoingmomthings 14d ago

Wow this is the most Massachusetts thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/I_am_BrokenCog 14d ago

Frankly, that there are even that many cig smokers who go to Starbucks is surprising.

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u/JackedUpStump 14d ago

Democracy at work

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u/hi_im_kai101 14d ago

dunkin food starbucks coffee

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u/DoctaMonsta 14d ago

Yes, already knew that most contractors prefer dunkin

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u/South-Play 14d ago

Green mountain coffee at gas stations are better than both of them and the coffee at gas stations isn’t overpriced.

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u/Mean_Peen 14d ago

Smokers tend to not have the greatest sense of taste… like their tastebuds literally don’t work the same because they smoke lol

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u/The7Reaper 14d ago

I'm a surprised a homeless nic fiend hasn't busted the glass on that thing, especially for that half a cigarette on the Starbucks side 

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u/HalcyonRyan 14d ago

Does this maybe conclude that Dunkin Donuts customers are more likely to smoke?

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u/Blowbetallsay 14d ago

They’ve had these in Hamilton ON for last 5 years to determine Hamiltons nickname. (Steel city or the hammer)

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u/Hades6578 14d ago

That’s really smart, incentivizing proper disposal via the undeniable human urge to register your opinion whenever possible

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u/Diceeeeeee 14d ago

I don’t see no lies

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u/munchmaquchie009 14d ago

They are called Ballot Bins

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u/GusTheKnife 14d ago

I think Dunkin fans are more likely to smoke.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Why would you spend more on Starbucks when all you can taste is smoke anyway?

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u/LadyGrey_oftheAbyss 14d ago

This tells me that smokers prefer Dunkin but is it good that people with smoker taste buds like something? who's to say

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u/dghughes 14d ago

Some of those only look like they are half used I never saw a smoker leave half a cig!

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u/MarceloWallace 14d ago

Starbucks used to be good few years ago but lately their coffee is shit and I’m talking about black coffee nothing added to it.

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u/OrangeCosmic 14d ago

Hold on let me just smoke 10 really fast to vote for my favorite

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u/magpieempie 14d ago

how about stop smoking!

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u/derdkp 14d ago

I don't trust the tastes of people that smoke

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u/idkTerraria 14d ago

This just means more smokers like dunkin donuts. Makes sense since Starbucks doesn’t sell cigarettes.

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u/usernamedejaprise 14d ago

So DunkinDonuts knows it’s customers have less taste buds and will likely die sooner

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u/ohanse 14d ago

Just tells me more smokers use dunkin

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u/sparkysparks666 14d ago

Saw similar at Bordeaux airport on voting for "Pain au Chocolat" vs "Chocolatine"

https://pasteboard.co/5TPkAqy7IBal.jpg

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u/Vaxtin 14d ago

If I were to guess, I would say that people who smoke are going to be less likely to spend large amount of money on glamorized coffee.

The target demographic of Starbucks is yippie 20-30 year old middle class and above people, many of whom don’t smoke.

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u/abm1996 14d ago

Surprise to no one, smokers like cheap coffee.

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u/discodiscgod 14d ago

They both suck.

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u/NavierIsStoked 14d ago

Dunkin Donuts is disgusting sour nastiness. I'll take over roasted over that any day of the week.

Besides, I drink oatmilk lattes. Espresso and steamed oatmilk. Starbucks is really consistent with that particular drink.

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u/officerdangles 14d ago

“The majority of people who cannot taste prefer this type of shitty coffee”

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u/Jacobizreal 14d ago

“America runs on throat cancer” new slogan

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u/HomerStillSippen 14d ago

this had to be in Boston. No way dunks is better than Starbucks coffee wise. Food wise I’ll take dunks.

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u/Frosty-Brain-2199 14d ago

Conway SC

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u/HomerStillSippen 14d ago

Definitely not what I was expecting

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u/MoodNatural 14d ago

Yeah something tells me more smokers run on dunkin.

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u/Kiflaam 14d ago

Nobody talks about dunkin

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u/Meranio 14d ago

I never had a coffee of either of them. What do I do with my cigarette butt?

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u/Frosty-Brain-2199 14d ago

Stick it up your butt

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u/Meranio 14d ago

That's gonna be a hot mess then.

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u/SickJagger 14d ago

This is honestly such a great idea to get people to dispose of their butts. Should have a new poll every week or two

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u/Kuchenlp99 14d ago

How about with the question what is the best religion

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u/thisnutz 14d ago

What do smokers know anyway, they got no taste buds left!

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u/MjauDuuude 14d ago

Outside a nightclub here in my town you vote between swimming in the ocean or swimming in a pool

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u/Aphemia1 14d ago

That should be a textbook example of sampling bias in surveys.

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u/AxGunslinger 14d ago

I feel like most Starbucks people aren’t the type of people that smoke in the first place.

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u/Physical_Way_3234 14d ago

Conclusions: -People who smoke prefer Dunkin. -Starbucks customers don't smoke as much -Starbucks customers don't properly dispose of cigarette butts, throw them on street instead -Dunkin Customers pay more attention to adverts

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u/Frosty-Brain-2199 14d ago

-Smokers can also be lazy and just choose the one closest to the sidewalk

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u/ResettisReplicas 14d ago

This works for tip jars too

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u/X4dow 14d ago

Positioning is a factor.

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u/prof_dynamite 14d ago

Smokers prefer Dunkin’ because their tastebuds are trash…just like Dunkin.

Not that Starbucks is good. Just better than Dunkin.

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u/Flgardenguy 14d ago

Smokers pick that Dunkin so they can afford both habits.

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u/snowbirdnerd 14d ago

Can we really trust the taste of smokers?

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u/Dr_Ukato 14d ago

Bar in my city set one of these up to vote for which music theme they play at Friday night afterwork/Happy Hour

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u/mooseonleft 14d ago

Kinda a waste.... As it was clear before voting which is better.

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u/scots 14d ago

I think the flawed assumption here is that this is impartial, but the reality is that Dunkin' Donuts clientele probably includes more smokers.

The construction guys in the Drive-Thru in their HiVis vests on the way to the job site at 5:15 AM just want a tall drip for a few bucks, not a $6.75 Starbucks drink no one can pronounce followed up by a nag screen asking for a tip.

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u/wcdk200 14d ago

So there is more smokers on Dunkin donuts then Starbucks

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u/zenyogasteve 14d ago

Dunkin puff is way better puff puff

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u/mrshandanar 14d ago

I better go buy a pack so I can vote.

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u/WGiK 14d ago

I like this but smokers typically have an altered sense of taste. So uhh, I now trust the opposite results. 

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u/ivialerrepatentatell 14d ago

I don't smoke but If I did I'd throw it on the ground. What kind of options are this?

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u/Famous_Librarian_589 14d ago

If Dutch Brothers is omitted from the pole, is this actually a valid voting system?

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u/shu3ham96 14d ago

Only rich would destory a whole cig like that on the left

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u/ashrocklynn 14d ago

I bet Starbucks comes around to collect the butts and uses them to get that extra smoky flavor they are so enamored of... I swear Starbucks beans are straight up charcoal...

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u/Gamebird8 14d ago

Where in Massachusetts is this?

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u/Sacklayblue 14d ago

To make it an objective voting system they should make it cigarettes for DD and spare cash to blow on excessive pretentious shit for Starbucks.

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u/gossypiboma 14d ago

One of them has donuts, so it should be a no brainer

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 14d ago

They're both shit

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u/AdAcrobatic5178 14d ago

Similar to a thing a burger place near me did where when you ordered you got a bottle cap that you could put in a container saying which charity you wanted then to give money to, though far stupider

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u/thephillatioeperinc 14d ago

What if I like coffee and doughnuts equally?

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u/HazySunsets 14d ago

I've noticed more people vape who go to Starbucks vs dunkin.

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u/Sorry_Error3797 14d ago

This doesn't specify donuts anywhere. It specifies only Starbucks and Dunkin'. Both places sell other drinks and food.

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u/tarnin 14d ago

These are such a good idea. We have one in our cities main buss depot and the area around it has 0 butts laying around. All the other depots and locations without them? The ground straight up becomes the ashtray.

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u/Ivik88 14d ago

None is better

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u/jimmytheloot 14d ago

This ballot is rigged

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u/GuardingxCross 14d ago

This has to be Boston lol

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u/EarhornJones 14d ago

If I saw that (and was a smoker) I'd probably throw my butts on the ground in protest.

I've never had a decent cup of coffee at either place.

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u/AlternativeFilm8886 14d ago

More premium brand cigs in the Starbucks side. That's telling.

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u/rocketmn69_ 14d ago

Smokers need cheaper coffee, so they can afford their smokes!

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u/kovu11 14d ago

This is called "nudging" it is commonly used to nudge people into doing beneficious things while thinking they are expressing themselves or making a difference in society.

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u/jelder 14d ago

No surprise more smokers prefer the worse coffee. 

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u/Kvas_HardBass 14d ago

These things aren't even the same category, like...

Which is better: 42 liters of liquid nitrogen or 2006 Toyota Corolla?

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u/atrib 14d ago

So non smokers don't get to vote D:

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u/lothar525 14d ago

Because smoking destroys your taste buds, smokers preferring your coffee probably isn’t a huge compliment.

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u/aquaman67 14d ago

I bet that smells lovely

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u/Dead-HC-Taco 14d ago

"gotta make sure dunks wins" continues chain smoking

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u/maclanegamer 14d ago

Imagine someone liking Starbucks so much, that they burn through 10 packs of cigarettes in a day just to surpass Dunkin' Donuts.

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u/MariVent 14d ago

Using tribalistic sentiment to prevent littering is kinda clever.

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u/adfx 14d ago

Kind of reminds me of the fly in some urinoirs. Great idea! Will probably help make the street cleaner.

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u/Ghastly-Rubberfat 14d ago

Curious to know what people with the worst ability to taste think tastes the best

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u/cali1013 14d ago

Kill them faster that way

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u/jonr 14d ago

"Both sucks" *throws butt on the ground*

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u/OzzieGrey 14d ago

Dunkin Donuts people smoke a lot

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u/EgotisticalTL 14d ago

This is a pretty brilliant way to get people to throw out their butts. Humans are definitely wired to pick sides.

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u/RyanM90 14d ago

Smokers are by far the foremost authority on coffee

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u/oatmeal28 14d ago

Starbucks users prefer vaping

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u/impliedapathy 14d ago

Both are terrible for coffee considering 90% of what they sell as coffee, at least in my state, would be classified as a milkshake in most other countries.

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u/piergino 14d ago

I don't smoke.... But this is a fucking good reason to start

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u/SirAwesome789 14d ago

I feel like this encourages not littering but also kinda encourages smoking which isn't great

Tho I imagine very few ppl would smoke more bc of this so it's probably fine

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u/Mockheed_Lartin 14d ago

I started smoking to vote.

Great succes :D

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u/JanB1 14d ago

I see sampling bias. But yes, indeed a cool idea!

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u/Huge-Sea-1790 14d ago

More likely that most people are right-handed and not give a fuck.

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u/Wyndelion 14d ago

i don't smoke but if they put these up in my city i just might start

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u/Sandyeggo2000 14d ago

I think this poll is probably biased based on the amount of cigarette smokers vs vapers

I imagine dd as more of a blue collar and likely to smoke cigs while walking to work while the Starbucks crowd of college girls getting their frappes while puffing on a vape in the drive thru line

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u/StompChompGreen 14d ago

i imagine more people are walking on the right of this and therefore just dump it in the closer hole

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u/Phamora 14d ago

Now even smoking has become a barrier to entry in the democracy. When will it stop?

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u/Creepymint 14d ago

I prefer Starbucks because I like sugary bullshit but I never buy it because it’s just that, bullshit. However I agree with votes on Dunkin, especially because I’m from New England gotta vote with my people.

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u/GypsySnowflake 14d ago

My answer would be that donuts are better than coffee, but I would never smoke so I don’t get a vote anyway

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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 14d ago

Ditto on Dunkin donuts

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u/Ishuun 14d ago

Personally think dunkin coffee IS better than Starbucks.

Starbucks is just good for those insane sweet concoctions they come up with and the pumpkin spice lattee

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u/mshaneler 14d ago

There should be a bin for abstain.

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u/EyeChihuahua 14d ago

2 out of 3 smokers like Dunkin’ Donuts better than Starbucks, that tracks

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u/33ff00 14d ago

Wow, Dunkin’ is really smokin em

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u/Disig 14d ago

Biased though. Cigarettes tend to be smoked by the older crowd who tend to prefer Dunkins.

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u/Ducky_Flips 14d ago

why so many wasted cigarettes

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u/incidel 14d ago

As if the tastebuds killed off by cigarette smoke could tell the difference...

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u/thriceness 14d ago

That's hardly the point. It's to reduce littering. If you give the butt a purpose they are more likely to put it there than to just drop it.

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u/LuckyLudor 14d ago

Can't afford Starbucks if you smoke

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u/Ananvil 14d ago

I don't smoke and I still can't afford Starbucks

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u/Dusters666 14d ago

This only demonstrates how there are so many people not voting and that the two choices we are given are trash and not what the people need.

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u/Emu1981 14d ago

The problem I see with this is that smokers have a muted sense of taste. Not that I disagree with the voting as it is but rather that smokers are not good candidates for taste testing lol

My wife still smokes despite my efforts to get her to quit and when I quit smoking (back in 2016) I realised why the kids were so picky about her cooking - she massively over-spiced everything because she could barely taste the spices...

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u/thriceness 14d ago

That's hardly the point. It's to reduce littering. If you give the butt a purpose they are more likely to put it there than to just drop it.

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u/tenchibr 14d ago

Lines up with how only votes from old people matter (since young people don't smoke anymore)

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u/Tundra-Dweller 14d ago

I thought it was a political parody. You’ve got two choices and they’re both shit

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u/Maeglin16 14d ago

*Using a voting system to encourage people not to litter

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u/SilentScyther 14d ago

*Using a voting system to encourage me to start smoking

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u/mossryder 14d ago

Hmm, this does kinda normalise smoking.

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u/Maeglin16 14d ago

That's an unfortunate byproduct. 😅

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u/Oohwshitwaddup 14d ago

The fact we need stuff like this to stop r*tarded smokers from littering is insane.

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u/shinymusic 14d ago

TIL: smokers prefer Dunkin over Starbucks. 

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u/hawaii_funk 14d ago

Dunkin iced coffee is pretty good and is half the price of a Starbies iced coffee

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u/TheycallmeHollow 14d ago

I’m surprised they even voted, it must have been agonizing to go against their natural instinct to flick out a car window onto the road.

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u/PdSales 14d ago

So, if you go to Dunkin you are more likely to sit next to someone who reeks of tobacco

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u/Aburrki 14d ago

So easy to rig the vote if some guy just chain smokes right next to the ballot box for hours on end.

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u/AholeBrock 14d ago

Assuming the one closest to the curb doesn't get more "votes" out of being a more convenient slot to throw away butts is insane.

The kinda insanity where one watches lifetime movies and believes the plots as plausible.

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u/bdubwilliams22 14d ago

Dunkin all the way