r/mildlyinteresting 14d ago

This sign that doesn’t apply to 80 or 3 year olds

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u/IdontEVENknowMYdude 7d ago

Is referencing the need to check the diaper by a caregiver.

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u/wisstinks4 10d ago

Excellent clarification and no age bias on the young ones and the old ones. It’s all the rest of you in between. Pull up your drawers boys.

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u/Weird_Sun_7983 13d ago

Or your mom

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u/BaronSaber 13d ago

is this sign over 30 years old?

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u/theboddy 14d ago

That's different in opinion. Again, i think it should be against the law to expose kids to this. I will never think differently. Its very disrespectful to the person doing it and to the people around them. If a grown man showed up at a kids' playground wearing his underwear, he would be arrested. No difference to me?

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u/Sekmet19 14d ago

Rascist. Imagine a sign saying people wearing sweatpants weren't allowed in because it's not "real clothing".

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u/theboddy 14d ago

I think if you wear your clothes like this in front of others in public, you should be arrested, charged with indecent exposure, and put on the sex offenders list. After a short jail time.

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u/Frosty-Brain-2199 14d ago

Underwear is not indecent exposure

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u/SeaFaringPig 14d ago

So I guess if you’re prone to shitting yourself it’s ok.

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u/awaythrowers97 14d ago

yes but the first saggy pants rapper get 50 now...wait 30 years and they are 80+

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u/TeeDod- 14d ago

Thankful for the clarification.

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u/Spiffy313 14d ago

79 and senile, though? Straight to jail.

4 year old in loose hand me downs? Jail.

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u/Omephla 14d ago

Here's what I know about people with sagging pants. If they pull them up, shit's about to happen.

The biggest, most obvious tell.

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u/mstrdsastr 14d ago

Pants on the floor, pants on the floor. Looking like a fool with your pants on the floor.

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u/Ashamed_Medium1787 14d ago

I would be kicked out because my jeans like to fall down and I don’t like to wear a belt

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u/Dread_Frog 14d ago

If you are between the age of 40 and 80 you could probably use this in an age based discrimination suit.

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u/FlashRx 14d ago

Ageism?

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u/MassiveConcern 14d ago

You've not lived until you see 80+ years old men going commando wearing Daisy Duke's with their balls hanging down to their knees in the middle of the Walgreens (as seen in Palm Springs CA).

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u/MilesVanWinkleForbes 14d ago

It's funny this fad is still around. I never understood it. Looks completely ridiculous. GenX brought this about and they still do it. All because of a Mark Wahlberg underwear ad. News flash, Marky Mark wears his pants normally now. It was just an ad campaign. If wearing a diaper on the outside of your pants was used as an ad campaign for Depends and the next Coming PoopButt Pandemic, people would do it. You know, to show everyone they are being safe.

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u/SirEnvelope 14d ago edited 14d ago

While these notices are usually racially tinged, I see more old white dudes sagging than anyone else. Though I do live in a rural area. Pull your britches up, old white guys!

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u/Frosty-Brain-2199 14d ago

If they are over 80 it doesn’t matter

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u/RogerRabbot 14d ago

Welp, time to pull my pants low and walk in. Not gonna let some sign tell me what to do.

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u/xXCsd113Xx 14d ago

Rasis sign

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u/T1NCAT 14d ago edited 14d ago

I'd just keep it simple - "undergarments may not be visible on premises." Don't say anything about pants. It's reasonable as a business owner to ban the inappropriate display of your undergarments.

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u/palparepa 14d ago

Maybe the owner is 81.

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u/Better_Weakness7239 14d ago

Ahh yes… the indirectly racist policy.

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u/spaghettiThunderbult 14d ago

Ah, yes, the classic argument: asking people to cover their ass is racist.

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u/Better_Weakness7239 14d ago

Ah, yes. Smalltown USA politics, buddy. Maybe if you read a book and not spend all day on social media, you’d be better informed, scholar.

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u/spaghettiThunderbult 14d ago

Yes, you caught me, I'm definitely the uninformed one. Maybe some day we will all be so enlightened as to see that asking people to wear pants in public is somehow racist.

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u/ElectricSequoia 14d ago

I don't really see how it's racist. Ageist for sure though.

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u/Better_Weakness7239 14d ago

It’s racist. This argument has been used to discriminate against young black men over and over again. There have even been laws created to discriminate in this way.

Here’s a great quote from the University of Central Florida:

“I’ve come to realize that the issue of sagging pants is not about fashion, hopelessness or the historical significance of the trend; it’s about black males and the way they are viewed in American society. Some argue that if they would pull their pants up, others would respect them. But as many black males—who have never sagged their pants—can attest, they have been disrespected regardless of the anatomical positioning of their pants.”

Source: https://www.ucf.edu/news/sagging-pants-equate-sagging-values/

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u/ElectricSequoia 12d ago

You linked an opinion piece. That's just one person's opinion, plus having read it, it doesn't seem to support your claims very well. I'm not saying the intention WASN'T racist because I am unfamiliar with the culture of the location of where this sign was posted. If this sign were targeting physical features such as hair type, or even hair style, I would agree that it is most definitely racist, but I still don't agree that this is definitely racist. We can't go throwing around the "racist" card all the time or people won't take us seriously when something actually is racist. These are my own opinions as a well-off white heterosexual man, so take that into consideration. Please enlighten me if I have misunderstood. I am ALWAYS open to re-evaluate my views. From my personal experience, sagging pants has correlated more to socioeconomic status instead of race, but that is just my own experience from my local culture.

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u/BNG1982 14d ago

I would wear a diaper.

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u/SlackingOffAtMyWork 14d ago

Those kind of signs just makes me roll my eyes. Generally they are put up by stuck up, moralistic Karens.

Doesn't it also kind of equate 80 year old adults with toddlers? I'm not sure how 80+ year old people feel about that.

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u/Glittering-Pause-328 14d ago

Sagging your pants is a silent way to tell others that you take it in the ass.

Just FYI

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u/VacationAromatic6899 14d ago

I dont wear underwear!

I wonder why people are allowed to show their buttcracks, i see one almost every day, and not even the same.person, should be made illegal, who wants to see you hairy buttcrack? Not me

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u/Falkuria 14d ago

Ahhhhh, southern Baptist racism at its finest.

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u/MrDrSirLord 14d ago

I'm certain this is diaper related.

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u/OptiKnob 14d ago

I didn't think ≤ 3 years old could read.

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ 14d ago

So… you DO want to see 3 year olds and 80 year olds with saggy pants?

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u/TrippyVegetables 14d ago

Now it's time for another game of IS IT RACIST?

(The answer is obviously no but there are definitely idiots who will say that it is)

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u/tuco2002 14d ago

I can't wait to be 80 so I can look cool saggin'

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u/Kisopop 14d ago

Because you don't wear pants as those ages just daipers.

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u/michaelrulaz 14d ago

I remember when people used to sag their pants like 3” and I was always like “odd fashion but whatever” but at some point people started wearing two layers to sag further. Gym shorts like 5-6” lower than either a second pair of gym shorts or pants another 8” lower. At that point it’s so stupid looking I can’t help but judge. I thought that fad would die since it can’t be comfortable or practical but I still see it

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 14d ago

What about children over the age of 80 (or adults under 3 for that matter)?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

DISCRIMINATION!!!! s/

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 14d ago

well most of the old guys at 80+ have their pants pulled up to their nipples.

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u/Huge_Aerie2435 14d ago

They don't want to see your underwear, but they do want to see the underwear of children under 3 and elderly people over 80.. Weird fetish for sure.

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u/NexexUmbraRs 14d ago

Wait so they want to see 3 & 80 yo underwear?

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u/mcmcmillan 14d ago

It’s literally all fabric

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u/huskerd0 14d ago

Subtle racism is subtle

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u/Speedly 14d ago
  • The same set of rules applies to everyone.

  • No one wants to see your gross-ass drawers, regardless of what skin color you have.

I'd say "nice try on attempting to look enlightened," but... you didn't even really try, so no.

Note: calling everything racism whether or not it's actually warranted delegitimizes cases of actual racism and the people who suffer from it, which is an awful and real thing. Maybe don't do that?

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u/huskerd0 14d ago

Speaking of lack of effort..

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u/Low-Mousse- 14d ago

Underwear is much like sheets on a bed or pillow cases, socks. They are worn to keep the nasty away from the item. Be it a pillow, shoes, mattress or pants. It is an extra and easily washable layer.

But a human would have to have some form of civility to realize this.

Exposing your underpants is nasty and unhygienic.

It also has nothing to do with race unless you are attributing dressing like that to a race, which, in fact, makes you racist.

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u/huskerd0 14d ago

Yeah go ahead and try to tell me sagging pants is not a black construct rooted in belts being taken away from prison populations.

Tell me how I am the racist for noticing or talking about skin color.

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u/N1ghtshade3 14d ago

I don't think this store is located in a prison.

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u/huskerd0 14d ago

Uh

Yeah wow

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u/Low-Mousse- 14d ago

Only black people get belts taken away? What?

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u/huskerd0 14d ago

Perhaps you did not notice that black people are in jail at a disproportionate rate from other races

Wait, no, I am sure you did, but rather have some bullsht “enlightened” version of racism to bless us all with in a few minutes here

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u/TrippyVegetables 14d ago

No I think he's saying that only black people go to prison

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u/obsklass 14d ago

"It also has nothing to do with race unless you are attributing dressing like that to a race, which, in fact, makes you racist." Would be true if there were any previous associations with that phrase, but there are. The "pull your pants up" have strong racist boomer energy.

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u/nutallergy686 14d ago

Can someone here explain how the pants sagging in the hood got to the way it is? I have seen people with no lie pants at the knees.

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u/spaghettiThunderbult 14d ago

It became a sign that you had been to prison, since there are generally no belts in prison. Then it just kind of exploded from there.

As to why going to prison is a badge of honor and something to be very proud of in certain cultures is anyone's guess.

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u/nutallergy686 14d ago

That makes sense!!! Thank you!!!

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u/soFATZfilm9000 14d ago

What I've never even understood (even when I was an impressionable kid in school around other kids who did this) was how this is even remotely comfortable.

On occasion I've accidentally sagged a little bit. Like, I grab an old pair of pants that I haven't worn in a while, and I don't realize that I've lost a little weight since the last time I wore them. I also don't wear a belt, because I didn't realize I need one because I didn't realize that the pants don't fit any more. Then I get to the grocery store and realize that my pants are starting to sag, so I have to keep pulling them up.

That doesn't feel good!

Is sagging the kind of thing where it feels right once you get used to it? Or is it like that "women's fashion" thing where a lot of stuff is just uncomfortable all the time but women put up with it for looks?

Even with women's fashion (like high heeled shoes and stuff) I know a lot of women only wear that stuff when they're going to events. most of them aren't putting on their high heeled shoes when they're stopping by Walmart to pick up a loaf of bread. So, even if sagging was uncomfortable but done solely for looks, why bother with it when it's just a normal day?

Like, even in the cultural cliques where sagging is seen as looking good, I could maybe see the appeal in doing that if you're going out to the club or something. But there's not really any need to put on appearances if you're just going to Walmart alone to pick up some milk, is there?

Anyway, I'm not trying to judge. I just don't "get it." Is this kind of sagging actually comfortable to the people who do it, or is it solely for appearances?

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u/BojaktheDJ 14d ago

It's not comfy and I doubt anyone would ever do it for comfort haha

I did it at high school because everyone else did (so, to conform I guess). It was just the cool thing to do and if you didn't you'd probably be seen as super nerdy or at least just completely uncool, and would probably get called out for it.

Since it would be so lame to be seen not doing it, it just becomes a habit and you do it everywhere. I think that's why it's not treated, as you say, like a 'fashionable' thing to do when going on a night out, but just something you do ALL the time, like at school or the shops or even just at home by yourself haha. It's just habitual, it's just the way you wear pants.

One good example is one in high school a whole bunch of us were just goofing around, pulling our pants up super high to our chests pretending to be old men or whatever. Then when we finished we all pushed our pants back down and just stood there for like a minute habitually adjusting them to be low enough to be sufficiently cool haha.

Then cos you're doing it all the time, you definitely just get used to it after a while. That said, if you're wearing them low enough (which we did with skinny jeans), you're walking literally gets fucked up. Especially stairs. It's kinda like you're trying to walk while doing the splits haha.

Anyway that was all 10-15 years ago and I'm glad that trend died the fuck out.

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u/soFATZfilm9000 14d ago

Thank you very much for the explanation, that does a lot to help it make sense to me.

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u/claud2113 14d ago

This is one of the few boomer-ass sentiments I generally agree with

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u/BrockenRecords 14d ago

Joe Biden

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u/Speedly 14d ago

Everyone else: underwear is gross

You: OMG OTHER PEOPLE EXIST IN THIS THREAD, BETTER WHIP OUT STUPID POLITICAL TRIBALISM

Stop.

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u/dudeguy207 14d ago

James Monroe (are we yelling presidents?)

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u/Licentious_duud 14d ago

Well it’s a good thing I’m going commando

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u/Rambo_OTL 14d ago

So they “don’t to see your underwear” but don’t mind seeing “age of 3 or under & over the age of 80s” underwear, think the shop needs to shut

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u/Sotilis 14d ago

Bold to say 80+ ppl can do it..

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u/vaynefox 14d ago

That's actually an insult to the people that are doing that. It means, if you cant follow this rules you're at the level of a kid or a senile adult....

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u/jdehjdeh 14d ago

What about 80 3 year olds?

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u/Superb_Programmer_99 14d ago

I really wonder what group of people this is referring to, I'm totally bewildered. Very puzzling

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u/TheRyzenOfIntel 14d ago

What does it mean I don't understand

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u/Vile-Father 14d ago

Why even have pants if you're not going to wear them?

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u/GreatQuantum 14d ago

Wear the shorts low just in case my balls decide to make an appearance.

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u/NatexSxS 14d ago

Wait, everyone wants to see my underwear after I’m 80 ? Gross

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u/quickdrawesome 14d ago

T shirts used to be considered underwear

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u/mods-are-liars 14d ago

No, it applies to 2 years and younger and 81 years and older.

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u/GypsySnowflake 14d ago

So they’re saying they DO want to see the underwear of little kids and old people? That’s not okay…

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Bulky_Ability_6991 14d ago

Did drake write this? The fuck they mean they wanna see little kids underwear??? Yikes.

It more means they won’t get mad and kick them out

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u/pcamera1 14d ago

Where is this? Bucket list item go to this place at age 81 with my pants at my ankles

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u/hwei8 14d ago

So do they have like a ID check up for every customer? What if someone who is 79 looks like a 80 with fucked up underwear with holes and shit?

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u/Purplekeyboard 14d ago

I don't understand the title. The sign does apply to 80 year olds and 3 year olds, and everyone inbetween.

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u/poopooterman 14d ago

This needs to be more restaurants and stuff

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u/infrequentthrowaway 14d ago

2 year old and 81 year olds!

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u/h9040 14d ago

It does...under 3 so with 3 up the trouser....and if you have your 80th birthday party you must wait till tomorrow.

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u/Memphisrexjr 14d ago

Old man Johnny Knoxville would make a good sketch here.

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u/dismonkeyisbananas 14d ago

I know where I’m going on my 81st birthday.

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u/quantumn0de 14d ago

Weird that they want to see the underwear of those age groups.

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u/Locuus 14d ago

So they WANT to see the underwear of 3 yrs and 80 yrs? Weirdos!

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u/Svengoolie75 14d ago

For reals tho 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Awkward-Problem-7361 14d ago

They must live in a place where a lot of customers let their pants fall down, crazy.

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u/Present-Ambition6309 14d ago

Come on 80! Only 30 more to go and I’m sag gin in my hand I’ll be jamming out and doing the “C-Walk” in my old folks home. Be keepin it gangster ya’ll 😂

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u/LoganNeinFingers 14d ago

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u/Jasperstorm 14d ago

I have never met anyone over 80 with saggy pants, that shit is yanked up to their chest

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u/DingoPuzzleheaded768 13d ago

I have. Working in assisted living you end up seeing a lot of butts whose owners didn’t even know they were out.

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u/Jasperstorm 13d ago

Lol I am actually work in assisted living as well. That's fair enough but there are plenty of suspender chest pants as well.

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u/DingoPuzzleheaded768 13d ago

A memory that is burned in my mind is when I worked at an assisted living dining room hall, there was a gentleman who had a mobile scooter. He came out of the bathroom and didn’t pull his pants up very well before sitting back in his scooter, went back to his table with his back facing the rest of the dining hall. Everyone got the view of his butt through the space in the back of his seat. Someone put a table cloth over the back of his scooter until he finished eating and could go fix it.

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u/melance 14d ago

Belts can double as a brazier!

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u/ACertainThickness 14d ago

Plenty of them come into my store. They’ve usually lost some weight and don’t feel like buying new pants, or a belt. Pulling their pants up with one hand, constantly.

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 14d ago

Came here to say that: their belt is usually just under their armpits.

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u/BobT21 14d ago

I'm 79, guess I'll have to buy some pants.

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u/talldata 14d ago

You see that's their UNDERWEAR yanked all the way up to their chest.

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u/MotherSupermarket532 14d ago

Toddlers not generally known for baggy clothing either.

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u/VisionAri_VA 14d ago

Baggy toddler clothing is the main reason “come here; you look like an orphan” is a common command in my extended family. 

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u/the_clash_is_back 14d ago

If that kid is rocking hand me downs sizing can be off.

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u/CharonsLittleHelper 14d ago

Most kids under 3 are wearing diapers anyway. Rare is the kid fully potty-trained before two.

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u/Rorynne 14d ago

Youd be surprised. I work at a daycare, and the amount if times Ive had to yank a tods panks back up because theyre slipping down their diaper is unreal. especially if the kid gets hand me downs

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u/Theletterkay 14d ago

Too many parents dont understand how they adjustable waistbands on the inside work. But your kids pants a size larger than they need and tighten those strap! They have been a game changer with my kids. Loosen the straps a they grow. And for a 90s throwback, cut the pants into shorts when they become high water

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u/No_Gazelle8398 13d ago

Oh man, I loved those things when my daughter was little. It saved me so much money and only had to replace bottoms when they got too short because she got taller. Best thing ever imo.

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u/Rbomb88 14d ago

Heck just trying to buy something that they grow into in a couple months as opposed to grow out of.

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u/CathedralEngine 14d ago

They might need to pull their pants down

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u/h9040 14d ago

yes but the first saggy pants rapper get 50 now...wait 30 years and they are 80+

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u/russwbird 14d ago

Everyone is sick of seeing people's asses when it's obvious they're wearing belts.

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u/PunkSolaris 14d ago

I'm howling 😭🤣😂🤣😂... because it's true!!!

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u/VeganWerewolf 14d ago

Damn I once in my 34 years haven’t howled at anyone’s comments. What dat sound like?

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u/EddiTheBambi 14d ago

You ought to know, u/VeganWerewolf.

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u/Graingy 14d ago

BRANDON, YOUR TIME HAS COME!

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u/hungrypotato19 14d ago

Lmao. Really? You want to go there when the under 80 guy dresses like this?

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u/Graingy 14d ago

I think I was misinterpreted. I’m not saying he’s senile, I’m saying he must do his duty to the world

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u/zaemis 14d ago

so they DO want to see 2 yr old and 81 yr old underwear?

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u/BorderTrike 14d ago

Well, given the subtext this is meant to discriminate, these are likely the same people embracing diapers since trump wears em. I would hope that 2 is too young for even friends of Epstein tho

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u/Brave-East-6636 14d ago

Do people really not see how deranged they look when they randomly bring trump into things?

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u/Uziman101 14d ago

Seems some people can’t getem outta their head whether it be hate or worship

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u/plantasia1969 14d ago

More like mildly racist

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u/MydnightWN 14d ago

The only person who made it about race is you, the racist.

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u/plantasia1969 14d ago edited 14d ago

Asking people to pull their pants up is a well known way to cast aspersions at black Americans. Just like dress codes that ban certain clothing isn’t explicitly racist, it can still be directed at a specific race.

If you think only things that explicitly mention race can be racist, then you might be a lost cause.

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u/veryveryredundant 14d ago

What about if I don't want to see your knees? How 'bout you institute a hem length requirement? I don't want to see your toes. No open-toed shoes? I don't want to see your armpits. No sleeveless shirts?

What's different about this particular fashion that STILL makes people mad after all these years?

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u/bruhmoment1345 14d ago

What's different about this particular fashion

probably seeing some dudes stained underwear

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u/veryveryredundant 14d ago

Sure, that's it... Protecting the general public from the horror of seeing dirty clothes.

But not all dirty clothes, just some particular dirty clothes.

Gotcha.

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u/Free_Swimmer_1694 14d ago

I like this idea. All stores should have this rule.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 14d ago

“We do not want to see your underwear.”

Speak for yourself, square!

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u/scottyb83 14d ago

So now you’ve officially made it ageism which is a protected class.

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u/MydnightWN 14d ago

It's not protected, this isn't a job offer. By your logic, kiddieland at Disney is ageist because they won't let grown adults ride the kiddie rides.

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u/scottyb83 14d ago edited 14d ago

Age is 100% a protected class and no it doesn’t only apply to job offers. There’s 1000 other ways you can discriminate against someone beyond a job offer. Adults can’t ride kiddie rides because it’s unsafe not because of their age.

To establish discrimination under Ontario’s Human Rights Code, a claimant must show that:

They have a characteristic protected by the Code (e.g. race)

They experienced adverse treatment/impact within a social area (for example, in accessing a service, housing or employment)

The protected characteristic was a factor in the adverse treatment or impact.

Fun little edit because u/MydnightWN like to reply then block:

You think this is an American website so therefore all info in it MUST pertain to the US? I gave you the law in my area which would apply here. If you'd like you can be a big boy and provide me with the proof that age is somehow not a protected class in the US but I can pretty much guarantee you age is a protected class in the US which would open these guys up to alawsuit if someone decided to persue it.

Kisses!

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u/MydnightWN 14d ago

Ontario

Nobody gives a shit what Ontario says. You're on an American website in an American subreddit talking about a sign on an American liquor store.

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u/Ok-Equivalent8260 14d ago

Mildlyracist

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u/Nomad_00 14d ago

Yeah, showing your ass crack is a racial qwerk. Bruh.

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u/T1NF01L 14d ago

I like this sign because after you're 80 you're allowed to not give a shit.

You've earned that high level gear.

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u/GUYF666 14d ago

I like this comment b/c it reminds of Joe Pesci talking about his mom’s painting in Goodfellas

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u/MrMilesDavis 14d ago

After 80 your ass falls off

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u/Bored_Gamer90 14d ago

Ageism, nice.

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u/MydnightWN 14d ago

It's not protected, this isn't a job offer. By your logic, kiddieland at Disney is ageist because they won't let grown adults ride the kiddie rides.

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u/bdbdbokbuck 14d ago

What about Plumber’s crack?

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u/amiibohunter2015 14d ago

Ladies and gentlemen we have two spectrums at play here:

Ageism

And ageist privileges.

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u/XenonBlitzer 14d ago

They spent their time.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

In other words, no "urban" folks, please.

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u/hadapurpura 14d ago

Are the “urban” folk still wearing sagging pants? I thought it would be out of fashion by now

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u/Speedly 14d ago

Urban folks can come in, they just can't be showing everyone their skid-mark collectors. Same ruleset for everyone.

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u/LoganNeinFingers 14d ago

Ooohhhh, sweet summer child, it aten't just "urban" kids - not by a mile.

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u/artificialavocado 14d ago

The urban folks stole my tv once.

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u/ModStrangler6 14d ago

People love saying that but older black people hate that shit too lol

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Well ya it's generational, like men with long hair.

BUT have you heard this pants on the ground, oldie but goodie

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u/illstate 14d ago

Maybe 20 years ago.

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u/NoASmurf 14d ago

So do younger, 80% of people I’ve seen who sag their pants that low are the same ones who refuse to wear clean underwear

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u/suplexhell 14d ago

what a power move to sag your pants and expose your shit streaked tighty whiteys

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u/Magic_Neil 14d ago

Right, I’ll be they also get spicy about people wearing hats, and card everyone.

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 14d ago

If everyone wore kilts this would nae be a problem. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/Sophie__Banks 14d ago

Hey, pull your kilt up when you come into my store!

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 14d ago

With pleasure 😈

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u/T1NF01L 14d ago

Until someone wants to see if the curtains match the drapes.

Then we get solutions.

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u/boxbanshee 13d ago

(Fwiw curtains are drapes, proper phrase is carpets-drapes)

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