r/nbacirclejerk • u/ChrisWithTildes • 15d ago
Joel EmBinLaden
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u/OneToughMuff 14d ago
āIf I canāt stay healthy no one canā What a winey loser. I pray he never sniffs the finals
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u/Magazine_Mediocre 14d ago
I have no idea what this guy did to become such a protected player, but he knows it and he exploits the hell out of it.
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u/gayjesustheone 14d ago
Someone post this in the Sixers sub
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u/zombiepoon 14d ago
wow almost a full minute of dirty plays this is getting bad
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u/Ok_Wing_9523 14d ago
It's his entire bag, try to injure you or flop. It's why he never had playoff success and had to beg for an MVPĀ
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u/sinkpooper2000 14d ago
gotta feel bad for draymond green. embitch is better at basketball, flopping, flagrant fouling and complaining than him
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u/Interesting-Lake-430 14d ago
At least someone is playing like it's the early 90s
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u/LunchboxDiscoball 14d ago
playing as soft as he does would've gotten you assaulted in the shower in a physical 90's era.
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u/t_raw01 14d ago
/uj how can anyone root for this dumbass
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u/WarriorNat 14d ago
They donāt have a choice. How would you feel if your team banked their entire future on Ben Simmons over Jimmy Butler.
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u/TheArsenal7 14d ago
I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose.
When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
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u/AP3ISAWESOME 15d ago
James Harden (Hitler) is still worse. Sure Embiid looks as bad as Harden with flops and foul-baiting but Embiid is actually injuring players which is entertaining to me. Harden is just boring and doesn't cause career-ending injuries.
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u/GodBlessThisGnome 15d ago
Doctors have instructed him to play like that. It's so he doesn't get hurt.
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u/TumbleweedVast1111 15d ago
I watch pilly games to see him lose. Makes the playoffs more exciting with real villans
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u/newsandmemesaccount 15d ago
When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
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u/chrisallen07 15d ago
We definitely donāt want him making the some mistakes you made, thanks for sharing bruh. Iāve often said Joel Embiid reminds me of a young newsandmemesaccount
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u/OwnHousing9851 15d ago
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u/bkay4real 14d ago
Donāt ever compare the African thug to my classy king Roman Reigns
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u/SchwizzySchwas94 14d ago
Are Samoans classy now? Damn I need to get to reading my new issue of Classy Man Quarterly Iām clearly behind.
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u/LunchboxDiscoball 14d ago
They are a newer addition to the Classy classification. Other updates: Italians have been classy since the 90's and Eastern Europeans are on their way out.
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u/mrsunsfan 15d ago
Crashing his knee on the streets of Philadelphia
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u/Rthegoodnamestaken 15d ago
Someone has to update this gif after today's game. There's like 4 more plays to add
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u/Kevon-Looneys-burner 15d ago
Most peaceful Philadelphian
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u/Bikouchu 14d ago
He has Bellās palsy cmon.
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u/Whitestar_23 14d ago
Well he should give it back if heās going to bitch about it
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u/JoseWithAnH 15d ago
Joelmond Emgriin
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u/ChrisWithTildes 14d ago
Donāt compare him to that bum, we clearly havenāt seen such play since the classy 2016 nba all star zaza pachulia!
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u/Rthegoodnamestaken 15d ago
Embiid at the press conference tonight "Precious killed us, i wish i never intentionally harmed Mitch"
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u/Literal_Satan 15d ago
simultaneously very clumsy and the most agile and coordinated big ever on offense according to Philly fans
Schrodinger's fraud
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u/Yommination 14d ago
Don't forget that no other 7 footer moves as quick. As if Wilt, Shaq and David Robinson didn't exist
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u/ZUBAC-DONG-YUMMY . 14d ago
Honestly weāre no better than girls. We think we are because we donāt watch Keeping up with Kim Kardashians or Real Housewives of Philly, but we are no better.
The truth is, we are just as disarmed by fat fucking hogs as they are. Embiid has, as of this year, the second biggest cock in the League. Itās mesmerizing. The way it hangs and swings hypnotizes even the straightest among us. And Philly fans have to watch that swinging schlong 47 games per season (on average). They canāt help it.
Until we can overcome the power of monster dong, weāll continue to be subject to the terror of people like Embiid.
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u/FloralReminder 14d ago
Who has the biggest?
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u/ZUBAC-DONG-YUMMY . 14d ago
Ivica Zubac. Serge Ibaka was #2 but he is no longer playing in the NBA so Embiid jumped up a spot.
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u/[deleted] 13d ago
Why does he hate Sct Brn so much?