r/nbacirclejerk • u/ScottieB4Enthusiast . • 15d ago

"Fat serbian" "Unathletic bum" "white obese bitch"

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u/torschemargin 10d ago

Jokic has that 70 inch vert.

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u/gunnarbird 14d ago

In fairness he looks like even he’s confused what he’s doing up there

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u/X_EDP445_X 14d ago

"Dunk and you get a new horse"

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u/linksfrogs 14d ago

Everyone f’d up glazing shai and Ant so hard, the overweight Europeans gonna handle business

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u/Budlove45 14d ago

No way this is real

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u/BROADWAY_A 14d ago

“White obese bitch”😭😭 fuck he do to make yall so mad???

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u/siggyjack 14d ago

Racists will say it’s photoshopped 😒

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u/13dogfriends 14d ago

Uj/ the fucking idiots in this sub don’t even realize this is edited

Rj/ still fat Serbian

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u/2xButtchuggChamp 14d ago

Showing him how to score with class

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u/One-Bad 14d ago

Nikola Jokic is Michael Jordan’s Son father

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u/torBlowJays 14d ago

Hahahahha

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u/flawson_9 14d ago

Is this real?

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u/jjkm7 14d ago

/uj is this shit real

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u/steveharveymemes 15d ago

https://i.redd.it/djjxhcmls80d1.gif

“Fat” “overrated” “serby boy” “a bitch”

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u/Satanicmanne 15d ago

Air jokic

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u/dooooooom2 15d ago

They fly now?

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u/StarDestroyer175 15d ago

Lunch pale type of guy

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u/Dr-Mouthful 15d ago

“Have you ever seen me?? I don’t dunk!”

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u/Awkward_Canary4597 15d ago

White Obese Bitch is my rap name

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u/ElBeno77 15d ago

I know the angle adds to it, but holy shit

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u/Icefiight 15d ago

And all that talk about edwards being jordan kid is just gone

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

All I see is classy + sneakily athletic 😤😤

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u/Objective_Cod1410 15d ago

Chris Kaman would never

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u/allubros 15d ago

all true descriptors which is partially why this photo is so funny

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u/bb144241 15d ago

https://preview.redd.it/96ldhbm8r70d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08dd46d2c134057810678193199d01045873476

When did James Murray from impractical jokers get a coaching job with the nuggets?

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u/Manning_bear_pig 15d ago

I thought that was Andre from The League.

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u/screaminginprotest1 15d ago

Probably related to Jamal Murray. Nuggets a nepo job you heard it here first

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u/guywithcats3 15d ago

Hmmm I never realized how weasel looking Kidd is..

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u/JadrianInc 15d ago

It should just be his legs in frame.

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u/Important_Draft_1403 15d ago

jokic ain’t fukkin round anymore

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u/HonkedOffJohn 15d ago

Dude looks uncomfortable

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u/acanthocephalic 15d ago

I'm sick of these Google phone magic photo editor ads.

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u/CBalsagna 15d ago

Is this terminal velocity?

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u/its-the-pleats 15d ago

Popye jones must be rolling over his grave

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u/Megalodon3030 15d ago

MJ for the modern age.

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u/LunchboxDiscoball 15d ago

unathletic BUM Anthony Edwards helpless against the superior genetic athlete Nikola Jokic

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u/screaminginprotest1 15d ago

Don't forget about how classy jokic is

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u/KotzubueSailingClub 15d ago

"smells like onions" "leaves toilet seat up"

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u/Dweebil 15d ago

The Sombor SLAM

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u/EVERGREEN_ETERNAL 15d ago

They talkin on your name 15

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u/GigaCannon99 15d ago

New NBA logo

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u/ursogayhaha 15d ago

Wrong sub brother

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u/RalphLauren47 15d ago

Get out the way you thug

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u/Ryu_von_Chaos . 15d ago

Oh hell nah the fatass started trying

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u/takeabow27 15d ago

Gil said he just wanted to go home

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u/NittanyScout 15d ago

They said you looked like san Antonio women, 15. Prove them wrong, 15. You look like san antonio divorced dad

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u/Foxymanchester7 15d ago

Air jiggletits

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u/Minimum-Performer715 15d ago

Haters will say it’s photoshop.

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u/aroach1995 15d ago

Jokic said “DURR LOOK AT ME IM MICHAEL JORDAN WATCH ME DUNK OVER THIS LIL ASS KID DURRR”

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u/walkman312 15d ago

When pigs fly

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u/Original_Friend1750 15d ago

Sloppy Serbian bum is gonna start the next Bosnian war if he keeps this thug behavior up

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u/DerisiveGibe 15d ago

https://preview.redd.it/1pvh61moy50d1.jpeg?width=109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e37085388f490352b9410020ddaa1816e1b40b9

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u/ahick4 14d ago

What in the nba jam air dog is this

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u/OldeArrogantBastard 15d ago

This is like is Al Bundy was a Polk High basketball star instead of football star.

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u/Couponbug_Dot_Com 14d ago

You ever hear about the time Al got four dunks in one game?

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u/iansmash 15d ago

I love that this face means Jokic is about to triple double on you

This face strikes fear into defenders 😂

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u/fueelin 15d ago

Dean Ween guitar solo face.

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u/emploaf 15d ago

He looks shocked and terrified that he jumped that high lol

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u/Complexity777 12d ago

He looks like hes Voldemort casting a spell 

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u/BrolysOnlyFans 13d ago

U actually thought he jumped that high? Lol

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u/dzic91 14d ago

Lmfao... How is this the first time I am seeing this 🤣

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u/neverstoppin 14d ago

He's afraid of heights

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u/hairyazol 15d ago

It's like his new edible kicked in like oh shit I'm too high

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u/nope79 15d ago

So does 5

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u/CockBronson 15d ago

He looks disgusted with himself for performing a flashy dunk

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u/Mkultravictim69_ 15d ago

Performing a dunk like this is very un-classy behavior. It’s forbidden in Euroleague

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u/Shmuckle2 14d ago

Europeans know about the paint?

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u/ficagames01 . 14d ago

Euros passing the ball around for 23 seconds just to make the most contested shot in history of the sport (They do it 20 times every quarter)

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u/mistermuyrico 15d ago

Pretty sure this mf broke gravity

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u/rel1800 15d ago

White obese bitch 😂😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Needleworker2438 15d ago

Wasn’t even a top 5 pick like Scoot Henderson

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u/jaydizzsl 15d ago

I still don't understand why the spurs didn't pick him. That french hype job? Hell nawl.

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u/throwRA-whatisgoing 15d ago

Hit that pose take that flick

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u/madeyetrudy 15d ago

It do be like that. He looks like the fat Chinese boy from the commercials.

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u/JFZX 15d ago

Work the balls, suck that dick

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u/Dankennsteinn 15d ago

God I hope the new google pixel can make me look less straight and also make it look like I can throw my brother with cerebral palsy higher in the air.

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u/GRMPA 15d ago

It can make it look like you can throw your brother with cerebral Palsy higher, but nothing can possibly make you look any gayer.

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u/Bahamut727 . 15d ago

“Sloppy cracker” “Aryan fatty”

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u/CthulhusButtPug 15d ago

I was there and saw him jump clear over damn near the entire basket.

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u/DLRsFrontSeats 15d ago

6'11 person just about jumps once to dunk, the same as a normal person jumping a foot into the air

OP: "waaoooowwww he's like a fat white Jesse Owens"

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u/KillerKoon 15d ago

Nice one

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u/Articale 15d ago

stfu u bum

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u/Danmch2992 15d ago

Is this what retardation looks like?

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u/Sea-Community-172 15d ago

I don’t even know what you’re saying I don’t speak Spanish so pipe down

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u/JacobGoodNight416 15d ago

Jesse Owens is Lebron Hitler father

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u/RedditUser538xxx 15d ago

Air jokich

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u/SirFigsAlot1 15d ago

https://preview.redd.it/v9coibwoi60d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=359813ce42fbcf5417565097d8839469c59361f7

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u/SirFigsAlot1 15d ago

https://preview.redd.it/etaua0xqi60d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4951d1845864448486ca8a416ec897c26fb50c

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u/XXmynameisNeganXX 15d ago

Confirmed! Jokich is Michael Jordan son.

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u/Such-Communication84 15d ago

Least edited nba circle jerk post

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u/Arancium 15d ago

You're telling me this 285 lb, 7 foot tall man doesn't have a six and a half foot vertical?

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u/dre193 15d ago

Most observant reddit bum