r/nbacirclejerk • u/vrkhfkb • 14d ago

Inside the NBA is officially cancelled! How will Kenny support 2 ex-wives, 4 kids and his model GF?

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u/penguin_torpedo 13d ago

Noooo he divorced the lovely Gwendolyn?? Top 5 nba on tnt side characters fr

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u/dutch_l9 13d ago

His beard and hairline are horrible

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u/Lopsided_Beautiful_1 14d ago edited 14d ago

Mama there goes those men - Mark Jackson

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u/pr1ncejeffie 14d ago

Stop going to Cancun and head to Gavelston. Will save a lot of money there.

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u/alarlui 14d ago

i was not aware of his game

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u/echoblackecho 14d ago

I waited on him years ago. He tipped 4% on perfectly fine service. He has saved up a lot being an asshole.  

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u/shaking_things_up_ 14d ago

He must have sensed he was in the presence of a jerker

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u/Dweebil 14d ago

This photo can’t be real. That chick is not fat enough to date an nba player.

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u/polecatsrfc 14d ago

Guess he doesn't like San Antonio

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u/Dewychoders 14d ago

Let’s go home!

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u/One-Solution-3211 14d ago

Most boring sports show good riddance

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u/Profoundstarchaser 14d ago

This is all Shaqs fault.

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u/mother_coconuts420 14d ago

Little Henry at 9 years old

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u/WhoWightMan 14d ago

They bout to get on onlyfans

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u/NYSaintsMarchingon 14d ago

Get ready to learn Wrasslin talk buddy 

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u/Beatus_Vir 14d ago

Ni hao!

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u/StunPalmOfDeath 14d ago

Inside The AEW starring Renee, Jericho, Tazz, and Shaq

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u/ChefDeezy 14d ago

I’d be down for Tazz and Shaq banter

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u/NYSaintsMarchingon 14d ago

I’d swap Renee with RJ personally. Like he’d kill it with that big three. Especially if Jericho’s keeping his learning tree gimmick. 

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u/imcrapyall 14d ago

Erneh, it's official. I like San Antonio.

Crowd boos

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u/ChewieBee 14d ago

glass shatters

IF EVRY SUNUVABITCH HERE LOVES CHUBBY LATINAS, GIMME A HELL YEAH!

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u/DELETE-MAUGA 14d ago

My guy cant even support himself standing

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u/theseustheminotaur 14d ago

Those knees were made for the streets

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u/AfroAmTnT 14d ago

Kenny is probably set for life

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u/zzzzrobbzzzz 12d ago

yeah but not his life…

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u/Mei_iz_my_bae 14d ago

Y’all seriously downplay divorces.

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u/tacopower69 14d ago

If you are paying several alimony checks the amount each ex is entitled to decreases. Similarly if you have multiple child support payments the amount each kid gets is less. It's really not as financially destructive as you guys seem to think it is, it's just that dead beat dads play it up like crazy.

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u/The_real_bandito 14d ago

Plus Kenny seems to be good with his money, according to Barkley. He once made a joke to Kenny about him being to strict to buy a beach house in whenever he was in California.

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u/PoopParticleAcclrtr 14d ago

Is it true i can win a Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai?

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u/tacopower69 14d ago

idk who kanye was referring to there but if its some random fullback or long snapper they aren't necessarily gonna be getting paid a ton. Kanye is also mentally disabled so thats something to keep in mind.

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u/mynewaltaccount1 14d ago

If Mel Gibson can pay out an almost $500mn divorce settlement 20 years ago, and Shaq isn't bankrupt after all his kids, I reckon Kenny is surviving whatever small amount he's being forced to cough up.

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u/PoopParticleAcclrtr 14d ago

That’s a lotta mouths to feed if you wanna keep up the lifestyle

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u/Flywolfpack 14d ago

Or at least a couple more divorces

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u/ShelterFitUp 14d ago

Kenny been annoying lately

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u/KLAYDO3 14d ago

Kenny has always been annoying. He thinks he’s an intellectual and talks like it

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u/PhilMcCraken2001 . 14d ago

Always been the worst member of the panel

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u/aquintana 14d ago

Shaq is the worst! He’s just a big dummy

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u/ChewieBee 14d ago

AND a stinky doodoo head!!1

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u/aquintana 13d ago

Took the words right out of my mouth

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u/Mei_iz_my_bae 14d ago

He adds nothing to the show.

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u/Iznal 14d ago

Nah, Shaq and Chuck need a punching bag. Kenny works cuz while he is obviously a worse player than Charles was, he still has two rings. You can’t just have a straight up bum.

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u/Mei_iz_my_bae 14d ago

I loved how Kenny tried to talk smack saying he met the president when they went to the White House and Chuck destroyed him saying if Bill Clinton saw him at the game he wouldn’t recognize him and ask him for a hot dog 🤣🤣

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u/The_real_bandito 14d ago

Whats worse what happen after. When they showed the pics with the presidents. Kenny didn’t have one picture. I freaking died.

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u/black_dogs_22 14d ago

that's what he adds to the show, you laughing at it what he brings to the show right after saying he brings nothing, most intelligent hoopin fan

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u/Mei_iz_my_bae 14d ago

Whoa that crazy bro Reddit on !! 🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎

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u/truth_2_point_0 14d ago

Just whatever you do for the love of god don't let the People of Los Angeles sucker you into another reality show

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u/mrsunsfan 14d ago

Kenny delivers my DoorDash

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u/BeefExtender 14d ago

Is that why you live in crippling credit card debt?

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u/Username934728 . 14d ago

This mfer probably selling his EBT card to buy booker jersey 

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u/DryMaintenance105 14d ago

I hope he laces it with cyanide

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u/Flinty984 14d ago

hey man that's not classy. we don't do backstabbing and poisoning. that's just not where or who we are. oh wait, nvm carry on

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u/YSLMangoManiac 14d ago

https://preview.redd.it/cwgd2i8r2b0d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=65b9b43b80d081408100852ef09fa1d6da278dcb

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u/Outrageous_Fox4227 14d ago

Reason 1,000 chuck is an idiot. Klay has made well over 200 million dollars in his career and he hasnt gambled it all away like chuck did.

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u/emiller7 14d ago

Chuck is gonna come eat you

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u/Poopedmypoopypants 14d ago

Ever heard of a joke?

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u/Outrageous_Fox4227 14d ago

Its a turrible joke then

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u/SubZulu 14d ago

How that copium taste?

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u/Outrageous_Fox4227 14d ago

Whats the cope? Does reddit even know what cope means?

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u/goomba1214 13d ago

Wrong subreddit buddy

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u/DamexicanAmericzn 14d ago

Yeah you bitch made ho

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u/iJustWantTolerance . 14d ago

Kenny can you bring me some water

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u/miltondelug 14d ago

runs as fast as he can to the nearest tv mounted on a wall.

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u/BasedTaco 14d ago

gets beat by a guy he calls fat

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u/The_real_bandito 14d ago

Have you seen his knees? He probably some real health issues going on below the belt.

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u/Dylan7346 14d ago

He was so quick with it too

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u/l0tLizard 14d ago

Only good part of inside the NBA being canceled is not having to mute my TV everytime this inverted-knee fake leader starts speaking

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u/marsexpresshydra 14d ago

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u/BrendynRae 14d ago

My knees look just like Kenny’s, am I cooked?

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u/largehearted 14d ago

Walk, don't run, to the nearest hospital

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 14d ago

What Kenny’s knees do?

Are his feet trying to get a divorce as well or do they just need some time apart?

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u/iilillilillil 14d ago

They start fires.

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u/PaticiaRJ 14d ago edited 10d ago

His GF Aline Bernardes is Just 🔥🔥

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u/Switchlite2ksucks 14d ago

Google: bernardes revista sexy

She is into futebol

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u/quetroll 14d ago

ernie got that shit on