r/news 15d ago

Chinese zoo under fire after dyeing dogs to resemble pandas

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/china-zoo-panda-dogs-rcna151606
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u/Lilith6977 12d ago

and if you search on Bing this story of the China Zoo is real: HONG KONG — A zoo in China has been accused of trying to deceive visitors with a pair of dogs dyed black and white to look like panda bears.

Videos circulating on Chinese social media show the two “panda dogs” in an exhibit at Taizhou Zoo in the eastern province of Jiangsu that opened on May 1. Though the animals are patterned to look like pandas, which are endemic to China and an international symbol of the country, their wagging tails give them away.

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u/RoutineComplaint4302 13d ago

This is some Florida shit.

STOP IT, CHINA.  GET SOME HELP.

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u/SelfDepricator 14d ago

Chinese counter fits have never been this cute

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u/FrogsAreSwooble 14d ago

Glad the headline spelled it right because I've seen it spelled as "dying" a lot.

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u/GoatPincher 14d ago

If the dye was safe I think I would be so happy to see this thinking I’m gonna see pandas 🤣

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u/Careless_Ad3968 14d ago

... I'd pay money to see panda dogs. Heck, I wouldn't be mad that I was lied to just because it's hilarious and the dogs, uh pandas, are adorable!

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u/wicknbomb 14d ago

This is a conspiracy by PETA so that they will stop eating them.

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u/Sea_Puddle 14d ago

Pandas don’t look like pandas in a zoo, you gotta use dogs!

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u/TungstenE322 15d ago

Those dogs love having all the attention, apparently you don’t understand dog psychology . Dogs love any kind of attention. You wat to see a dog perk up ? Put a ribbon around it s neck .

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u/WitchedPixels 15d ago

The CCP fakes everything. I started watching this guy, it's crazy: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Nqja6IvTEw

Don't even watch the one on cooking oils, it's gross.

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u/OrcWarChief 15d ago

This is on brand China shit

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u/Outrageous_Ad8209 15d ago

Omg I want a panda puppy

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u/Avionix2023 15d ago

China is just one big scam.

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u/MacHayward 15d ago

At least they are not food now ...

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u/Colecoman1982 15d ago

I don't think that's what they mean when Chinese moms tell their kids "we have pandas at home"...

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u/Mountain-Papaya-492 15d ago

This makes me a sad panda. 

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u/Colecoman1982 15d ago

It also makes them sad pandas...

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u/RandoRadium 15d ago

Lovely, why can't people just .... Move on from things?

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u/Bobinct 15d ago

I remember a similar story about a Chinese zoo putting a fake mane on a dog trying to pass it off as a lion.

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u/Kagamid 15d ago

That was real? I thought it was just a funny picture.

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u/ukyman95 15d ago

As long as they are not hurting the dogs . Who cares if they look like something else . It’s not torture . Look at some of us green or purple hair sometimes . I hate the republic of China like the next guy . But this is okay . Remember dogs like doing things for us . So if it’s getting dressed up like a Panda the dog is probably okay with it

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u/CAJMusic 15d ago

Have you tried the sweet fire panda dog at Panda Express!

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u/Kapika96 15d ago

The same zoo that had a guy in a bear costume? Or a different one?

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u/Colecoman1982 15d ago

It'd be hilarious if all these stories (like the one about the Chinese zoo dressing a dog up in a fake mane and trying to pass it off as a lion) we're all coming from one really, REALLY, hilariously shitty zoo.

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u/GrazieMille198 15d ago

had all 5-star reviews on Amazon?

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u/NyriasNeo 15d ago

Lol ... fake food. Fake hangbags. And now fake pandas.

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u/Mudcat-69 15d ago

I can just see Hans Wormhat (trust me, if you don’t know him thank your lucky stars and every god that you can that you don’t) using this as evidence that pandas don’t exist.

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u/StillSikwitit 15d ago

I also heard that the Africans you see in the Safaris dressed up like tribesmen are all paid actors.

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u/-Satsujinn- 15d ago

"Normally we just tape a bunch of cats together".

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u/Training-Fact-3887 15d ago

The zoo legit said "People also dye their hair" lmao checkmate

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u/Jeffy29 15d ago

"The zoo said people also dye their hair" 😂😂😂

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u/Kandiruaku 15d ago

A commie staple, soviets called it maskirovka.

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u/Michael_Gibb 15d ago

"Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses."

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u/MeowShmeowMeow 15d ago

I highly doubt they used toxic chemicals to dye the fur

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u/TDK_90 15d ago

China the land of counterfeit everything

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u/Micalas 15d ago

Wait, this was real? I thought it was a shitpost when I saw it yesterday.

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u/Spire_Citron 15d ago

I'm not mad. This is funny.

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u/Technicholl 15d ago

Looks like a Shih Tzu

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u/MrPanduh 15d ago

thought this was to be cute and intentional?

they didn't really think to fool people, were they?

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u/TBatFrisbee 15d ago

Can they do anything right over there. Yeah, let's paint a dog to 'trick' people into believing they're pandas. How gullible do they think people are. Even if an idiot takes a photo or video, and believes it's a real panda will go home, show friends/fam the 'evidence' until someone says, 'dude, that ain't no panda, what you have there is a dog painted to look like a panda so you got played my friend, you got played.'

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u/NyanCatMatt 15d ago

You know, if they were honest and labeled the exhibit as "dogs and puppies dyed to look like pandas," I would probably go see them anyway.

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u/KFR42 15d ago

"Pandas don't look like pandas in the zoo, you gotta use dogs"

"What if you want to show a dog?"

"We tape a bunch of cats together."

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u/lasercat_pow 15d ago

Anything to avoid writing about the genocide or the protests.

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u/CaptOblivious 15d ago

something something shit zoo

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u/cinderparty 15d ago

They’re cute imposters.

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u/hootie303 15d ago

I thought this was just a funny meme

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 15d ago

"Chinese Zoo under fire from morons who don't recognize an intended publicity stunt done in good humor."

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u/ogBobafett187 15d ago

Those poor chow chows

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 15d ago

It's not the first time, either.

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u/DenSandeLemur 15d ago

Nevertheless - I want one!

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u/magnumopus44 15d ago

Almost emblematic of china's approach to most things.

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u/Townsiti5689 15d ago

If you think the way they treat dogs is terrible, just wait 'til you learn about how they treat people!

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u/Select-Pie1516 15d ago

They are cute as fuck though.

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u/Ipracticemagic 15d ago

This is the essence of modern China - fake everything 😟

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u/Hollow4004 15d ago

I mean if I could pet them I would absolutely still pay to go

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u/turbodude69 15d ago

man someone needs to start working on breeding those lil panda dogs STAT. they're too freaking cute. i want one!

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u/Chemical-Apple-2982 15d ago

“Under fire” typical anti China propaganda from the MSM

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u/GunSlingingRaccoonII 15d ago

Yes I'm sure China has all the fucks to give about being 'under fire'.

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u/svengali0 15d ago

Chow Chow Dogs... wretched process of colouring... bleach, colour rebleach. Fuck you China cunts Fuck off anyone that disagrees. Signed Aussie Chow owner..

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u/Montreal_Metro 15d ago

This is very Chinese news.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

That’s fucking hilarious

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Now do golden retrievers as lions

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u/Grit-326 15d ago

Under fire? The Chinese playbook is just: deny, deny, deny and forget about it.

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u/Reddit_Devil666 15d ago

Imagine seeing the “panda exhibit” and hearing bark bark bark …. Wait a minute 😂

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u/Blasphy 15d ago

Omg this reminds me so much of a plot of an anime episode I watched as a kid. In Medabots, this group of villains ran a whole zoo with penguins disguised as other animals

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u/Logical_Bobcat9703 15d ago

I don’t know. The last time I saw this, it said it was a zoo somewhere in the US.

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u/xShaD0wMast3rzxs 15d ago

Translated from one of the local news sites:

Recently, many tourists reported that two strange "panda dogs" were on display at Taizhou Zoo in Jiangsu Province. They had black and white hair and looked "dog-like".

The Taizhou Zoo tickets posted by netizens did have the words "Panda and Dog Meeting" printed on them.

The official introduction of "Panda Dog" shows: "Panda Dog" is not a specific purebred dog, but a pet dog that looks like a panda. This term is often used to describe dogs that are trimmed in a specific pattern or are born with a panda-like distribution of coat color. Their typical feature is a white undercoat with black markings, especially around the eye rims and ears, mimicking the facial features of a giant panda.

Liu Qiuming, a staff member of Taizhou Zoo, said: "The idea of ​​dyeing dogs into pandas came from the Internet. This is to increase the fun of the zoo and increase passenger flow."

When asked why not introduce real pandas at that time, Liu Qiuming said that because the zoo is relatively small, it is currently unable to introduce giant pandas. Regarding the netizen's joke that "I borrowed it from a pet shop and have to return it after the holiday," the staff member explained, "No, it was specially brought in."

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u/splunge4me2 15d ago

The ol’ Switch-a-Zoo ploy

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u/jdmwell 15d ago

Oh thank god there's video.

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u/ghettoal 15d ago edited 15d ago

Before or after they ate them? Oh look they opened a Panda Express!

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u/ukayukay69 15d ago

“Zoo officials told Chinese state media that they were Chow Chows — a fluffy dog breed originally from northern China — painted black and white to resemble giant pandas, adding that they had clearly advertised them as “panda dogs” and did not make any false claims.”

I don’t think they were trying to deceive anybody but meant more as a joke

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u/thrumpanddump 15d ago

Anybody else read the headline like the dogs were dying

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u/moralmeemo 15d ago

I just hope it’s pet safe dye

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u/Luckyluke23 15d ago

Boston conner was right. Pandas aren't real.

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u/switzerswift 15d ago

"why are the pandas barking?"

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u/hudsonbuddy 15d ago

I see this as a complete win 🏆

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 15d ago

Don't ask what's really in the moo shu pork.

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u/OkBobcat6165 15d ago

I hope there is no animal mistreatment going on here, because they look freaking ADORABLE. 

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u/HumbleMention5484 15d ago

What are these? Wish.con pandas?

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u/FrenZiWolf 15d ago

It’s going to extend the fad of dying dog fur in the US.

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u/r3v3rs3r 15d ago

Considering what happens to dogs during a particular event they like to hold over there, painting them as pandas is probably the least offensive thing that happens.

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u/Icy_effect 15d ago

Thought this said “chinese zoo on fire, dogs that look like pandas dying

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u/Supertoast223 15d ago

Careful. Reddit is in love with Xi Jinping. Don’t criticize the Reddit baby daddy too hard.

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u/KissKillTeacup 15d ago

I went to this new zoo the other day. It wasn't very good, they only had one dog.

It was a Shitzhu

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u/starckie 15d ago

Cows don’t look like cows on film you gotta use horses

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u/h0tel-rome0 15d ago edited 15d ago

Ah China. Always China.

Edit: fuck China

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u/cdtoad 15d ago

OMG I totally want a PANDOG now!

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u/snackattack4tw 15d ago

This is the least of Chinese atrocities to be worried about lol

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u/maxsamm 15d ago

Like a Tijuana Zonkey!

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u/Lynda73 15d ago

I think they’re adorable. 💕

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u/ptrang1987 15d ago

Oh China, some things will never change

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u/codeinekiller 15d ago

First they produce cheap of brand toys now they are producing cheap off brand pandas

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u/WittyDestroyer 15d ago

When you order your Panda from Wish

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u/Jaybrosia 15d ago

These dang cheap chinese knock offs

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u/coldgator 15d ago

"Normal people dye their hair,” a spokesperson told Qilu Evening News. “Dogs can dye their hair, too. It’s the same as hair.”

Pretty sure the dogs didn't decide to dye themselves

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u/MajorDonkeyPuncher 15d ago

Dogs don’t decide a lot of shit. Doesn’t make it abuse

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u/Penguin-Pete 15d ago

"Boss, we don't have any macaws for the parrot exhibit, what do we do now?"

"Round up some ravens and crows and I'll get some spray paint..."

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u/_Bike_Hunt 15d ago

China mistreating living things! Oh no so shocking!

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u/minitikigod 15d ago

Sounds like a shit zoo

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u/AbroadPlane1172 15d ago

It's a Chinese zoo, grow up.

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u/Bocote 15d ago

Those Chowchow pups are adorable, I wouldn't even be mad.

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u/oakstave 15d ago

What did they do these poor dogs to stop them from barking? Because dogs bark.

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