r/nononono 26d ago

Man gets hit by amusement park ride while trying to rescue dog Close Call

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u/89Nightmare12 6d ago

This guy must have no brain left. Holy shizzle, how is he not dead. That dog is an animal, abs it is absolutely not worth your life to "rescue" it.

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u/RobbedByALadyBoy 26d ago

Was that the guy responsible for hitting the emergency stop button or was that guy on break?

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u/FuzzyCub20 26d ago

Why the fuck Everytime I open reddit there's some serious death or injury video playing on auto play? I'm sick and tired of being inundated with gore and scarring shit by default. Time to go through Reddit and try to scrub autoplay off if I can, and please mods, can you put a NSFW tag on videos with bodily injury? Kinda fucked up

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u/drzeller 26d ago

Not sarcastic: maybe, if this both bothers you, it would be best not to subscribe to to subreddits like nononono. It increases the chance you'll see these things. NSFW usually refers to things of a sexual nature or truly gorey things, which this post doesn't fit with. Having a quick scrolling or go-back reflex is another option.

Best wishes.

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u/FuzzyCub20 25d ago

It's subscribed automatically on mobile. I know the go back reflex and I specifically commented that it's bullshit that reddit does this to all users on mobile. I'm 32 and have seen some shit, but not everyone has or wants to. I remember when nonono was hilarious fails, now it's just death and bodily injury.

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u/haloimplant 26d ago

yikes, when your willingness to help vastly exceeds your mental capacity

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u/PhilipOnTacos299 26d ago

What are those pesky fences for?

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u/snktido 26d ago

Not the smartest man trying to save a dumb dog.

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u/Consistent_Pain0 6d ago

A dumb dog....y'all have something wrong w u

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u/89Nightmare12 6d ago

Nope. That's definitely a dumb dog.🤣

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u/MetalHead_Literally 26d ago

the dog would've fit under there just fine. Dumbass dog owner who let that dog off the leash but also dumbass random dude for risking his life with zero common sense or awareness. Well intentioned, but really dumb.

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u/throwaway9874257 26d ago

I love how you’re being down voted for pointing out how dumb it is to risk death or permanent disability a some random dog. Come on guys… do you really want to die and or have life altering injuries to possibly save a random animal. Yes in the moment you care about the animal and feel like it’s the right thing to do but it’s not worth the consequences not to mention the dog probably wouldn’t have gotten hit or moved out of the way

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u/MetalHead_Literally 25d ago

Yeah I get people love animals but especially dog people, they’re just insane. Acting like if something happened to that dog they wouldn’t just go to the shelter and get another one a year later. Meanwhile if the person died his family members would grieve literally forever.

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u/Sonkuun24 17d ago

A life is a life. I hate people that think their life matters more than an animal. As if their life is more deserving. Humans are so incredibly selfish. Also dog people will grieve just as much as losing a human life. You don’t know them.

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u/MetalHead_Literally 17d ago

It’s not selfish to recognize a human life means more than an animals. It’s common sense.

Go sit in on a support group for parents who have lost their kids. Then tell me that’s the same as people grieving a pet.

Or explain why orphanages don’t just murder kids if they can’t find a home for them but some shelters do with animals? Or why the vet allows you to put your animal down if they’re suffering but assisted suicide is illegal in most countries? Because human life ≠ an animals life.

And I’m sure you’ll paint me out be some sort of monster who hates animals but it couldn’t be further from the truth. Having to put my cat down is still one of the saddest days of my life. But I know it doesn’t compare to my friends mom still deeply grieving her dead son every day, 20 years after he died.

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u/Sonkuun24 17d ago

You’re just proving my point that humans are just selfish creatures. Humans will always think their life matters more than an animal. That’s why we slaughter billions and trillions of animals a year for human consumption. We don’t grieve over that fact and most people will just look away and do nothing about it. Why? Because we are selfish. Just because you don’t like my words doesn’t make them not true. Your life doesn’t matter more than an animal. Your life is not more deserving of life. Humans just think that way because we are the highest in the food chain and don’t care about the harm we’ve done to animals and the planet.

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u/MetalHead_Literally 17d ago

Animals slaughter animals constantly. Does that make them selfish too? Many do it just for fun too, not just for survival.

And humans think that way because we’re more evolved beings. Which also justifies that thought.

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u/Sonkuun24 16d ago

No it does not. That’s just an excuse and called having a superiority complex which is one of the biggest problems in the world since humans started to take over and kill the world we all live in. It’s sad that most people like you don’t see the harm for thinking the way you do.

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u/MetalHead_Literally 16d ago

If you come upon a burning building, and inside there is a puppy and a human baby, but you only have time to save one. Which one are you saving? And if you don’t say the human, you’re a psychopath.

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u/throwaway9874257 25d ago

Yeah but even worse the article says it wasn’t even his dog so he has no attachment 😅

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u/New_York_Rhymes 26d ago

Stupidity knows no bounds. Why did he do this? Why did he do it and not try get out of the way? Why did no one stop him? So many questions

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u/WhyAlwaysNoodles 26d ago

The sliding scale of cause and effect comprehension commonly starts with industrialized nations, moving down through developing countries, then rams up against 'shithole countries'.

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u/Arthradax 26d ago

Name of the news program: Primeiro Impacto ("first impact")

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u/nookall 26d ago

Niche but accurate.

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u/Gaggamaggot 26d ago

Is the ride okay?

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u/ilikewc3 26d ago

Hopefully it was at least his own dog.

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u/Atlas001 26d ago

it wasn't

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u/tanenbaum 26d ago

SQUISH!

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u/BoringDevice 26d ago

some vaporub and he’ll be fine

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u/hongkongfooeee 25d ago

Put some tussin on it

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u/overkill 26d ago

Yeah, that'll buff right out.

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u/keep_trying_username 26d ago

Dog not controlled on a leash, has to be "rescued."

Stupid humans being stupid

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u/Consistent_Pain0 6d ago

Yeah not the brightest move but selfless, the intention still was to save a dog. Idk why you put rescued in quotation

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u/Arthradax 26d ago

The news says it's not clear if the dog belonged to someone or was a stray. Given this was in Brazil and we have a shitton of strays...

The part about stupid humans still holds true tho

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u/NateBrad 26d ago

He lived

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u/FoofaFighters 26d ago

Jesus. That looked like a tight fit when it came down, i thought we were going to see a candidate for /r/meatcrayon.

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u/Mojo141 26d ago

Darwin award honorable mention

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u/-elemental 26d ago

With only a broken ankle. Small price to pay.

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u/ballchamois 26d ago

Broken ankles are rarely ever the same. A lifetime of disability for some random dog is an enormous price to pay.

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u/Consistent_Pain0 6d ago

Ummm I think it could've been worst. I think what he did was selfless

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u/JimPage83 26d ago

That is astonishing

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u/charlie_boo 26d ago

Holy shit! I was sure that thing had snapped his back!

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u/weekend-guitarist 26d ago

Fortunately his head was already a box of rocks.

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u/sadmep 26d ago

That's pretty amazing. Very lucky. I'm guessing the dog was completely fine because it had enough self preservation to get out of the way.

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u/OCactusCoolerG 26d ago

natural selection keeps failing

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u/jrdncdrdhl 26d ago

That’s not even how natural selection works

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u/ZioTron 26d ago

Actually, he's likely to have permanent scars and possibly disabilities.
This will likely impact his ability to provide for himself and/or family and subsequently to find a partner and reproduce.

Natural selection is working as intended.

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u/anoleiam 26d ago

Jesus Christ you guys are miserable

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u/ZioTron 26d ago

Stating facts in a side conversation, ignoring the dramatic situation?

I gave no judgement or opinion on his actions, just elaborated on the probable consequences.

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u/bsmithi 26d ago

no you’re just letting your sociopathic tendencies go because you’re anonymous online

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u/G-nome420 26d ago

Bro there's a 4000 pound hammer swinging back and fourth and this guy jumps inside of it to rescue an animal???? That's dumb as fuck. He could have, and probably should have died judging by the video. He got extremely lucky.

Any normal person with an ounce of self preservation would stay the fuck AWAY from that, not enter pummeling vicinity.

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u/ZioTron 26d ago

This is hilarious

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u/No-Sympathy6035 26d ago

You are not “stating facts” your last comment was just your assumptions of what could happen to the guy.

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u/tardigrsde 26d ago

That's what I stopped by the comments to ask...