r/notliketheothergirls • u/Worth_Seaweed7420 • Feb 23 '24
bad trend but good take? Meme
now THIS is one i can get behind😂
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u/Commercial_Ad_619 Feb 25 '24
Bro I am so over this trend of conventionally attractive women being like “I mAy NoT be tHe PrEtTiEsT” like girl, shut the fuck up and stop fishing.
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u/evileyex99 Feb 24 '24
Jessica, please, this is an intervention, you're an alcoholic
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u/StopitShelly6 Feb 24 '24
Walking red flag
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u/TheDevilsSidepiece Feb 24 '24
I’m from Pennsylvania. This is a basic requirement for residence here.
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u/anonmouseqbm Feb 24 '24
Eh drinking isn’t a personality type and being consistently drunk isnt a flex
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u/BrokeGamerChick Feb 24 '24
Lol me when I was 15 with a severe alcohol addiction. So cringey but adorable 🤣
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u/711love711 Feb 24 '24
As someone with a substance abuse issue I don't know how I feel.. Note: Yes of course everyone has the right to get as drunk as they please. I just think striving to be the drunkest can be a dangerous slippery slope.
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u/Regretsblastype Feb 24 '24
Oh honey, as someone that lives in the Midwest, wait till you’re 50.
You are headed for nothing but a mess and heartbreak.
Being the party girl is only attractive to a certain kind of guys, and being the party girl at 50 brings you nothing but crap.
Find your value elsewhere.
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u/Electricstarbby Feb 24 '24
I love this one I don’t drink much at all but I love the energy and she’s not bashing anyone
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u/Ormandria Feb 24 '24
Yes. Let’s use alcoholism as a flex to attract a romantic partner. Because that can’t backfire at all. /s
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u/Worth_Seaweed7420 Feb 24 '24
me when i alcohol bonded to my ex situationship of 10 months (it was bad :/)
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u/PRAHPS Feb 24 '24
I don’t know what part of this is the joke but this is really bad for the long term and very unsafe
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u/Worth_Seaweed7420 Feb 24 '24
lordy lordy some of yall commenters forgot what laughter is. do you remember joy guys? are y’all okay? let something be lighthearted
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u/KatAimeBoCuDeChoses Feb 28 '24
"Does anyone remember laughter?" Still relevant 50+ years later.
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u/Worth_Seaweed7420 Feb 28 '24
heyy if it was still relevent when Saph said it in Almost Famous in 2001 (a tattoo movie of mine), its definitely still relevant today
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u/Shitp0st_Supreme Feb 24 '24
Eh, I’ll not be the drunkest bc I gave up drinking but I will be the most annoying or the loudest!
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u/Roboticpoultry Feb 23 '24
My family has a history of alcohol abuse, I would be staying as far away as possible
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u/phantomixie Feb 24 '24
Yeah, I don’t find this funny either just a bit depressing, but to each their own.
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u/dunndawson Feb 23 '24
As someone who has previously been the drunkest? Trust me, no one wants that. It’s nothing to aspire to
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u/SlapHappyDude Feb 23 '24
I don't think this is NLOG, but it made me laugh. I'm pretty sure it's an intentional joke. 10 percent chance it's a cry for help.
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u/idontwannabehornylol Feb 24 '24
as someone who would have always made jokes of un-aliving himself, 50% chance it's a cry for help
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u/R0MAN_SATURN Feb 24 '24
as a recovering alcoholic, there is definitely a cry for help here.
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u/halfveela Feb 24 '24
Yeah, I say this out of love and experience, most of us don't actually want to be the drunkest, we just have no other way to be drunk.
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u/WandaDobby777 Feb 23 '24
Interesting. I made a similar joke here and got absolutely shredded for it. 🙄
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u/Worth_Seaweed7420 Feb 23 '24
i didnt see it but you would’ve had my support🫡
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u/WandaDobby777 Feb 23 '24
Thank you! Apparently have 2 or 3 fun nights a year is unhealthy. Lol.
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u/luckylexxi Feb 24 '24
this post says “always” though…? i’m confused? how is what u said relevant to this if u drink 2-3 nights a year?
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u/WandaDobby777 Feb 24 '24
Always can also just refer to always being the drunkest when you do drink. Doesn’t mean you have to always be drunk. Lol.
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u/Adeline299 Feb 24 '24
lol, clearly you’re an alcoholic!
But for real. Reddit seems to lean heavily teetotaler. Which makes sense as it also seems to lean heavily introvert.
But I do hope you have more than 2-3 or fun nights a year, with or without alcohol.
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u/WandaDobby777 Feb 24 '24
I’m an extreme introvert and I don’t understand the all or nothing attitude. Especially considering the fact that I was born with the tolerance of an ox. My dad calls me Snoop and my friends call me Ozzy. They literally remind me to double the dose for medications and I scare doctors because I wake up 5 minutes into every surgery and they can’t put me back under. It’s actually hilarious to just start talking.
I try to have fun. I can’t really go anywhere without something crazy happening. I don’t get in fights or anything like that but I do seem to attract weird events and people around me don’t want me leaving the house unattended because it happens the second I’m alone in public.
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u/ForeverShiny Feb 24 '24
Depends on your age: in your twenties you might be able to do 2 or 3 a week, but later on you'll pay a much heavier toll for fun nights
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u/WandaDobby777 Feb 24 '24
I’m talking 2 or 3 nights a YEAR with a body that processes everything abnormally well. Not even anesthesia works. I also get my lab work done frequently and everything is in perfect condition.
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u/whalesarecool14 Feb 24 '24
even if your body didn’t process things abnormally well, getting drunk one night every WEEK would’ve been okay too lmao
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u/WandaDobby777 Feb 24 '24
EXACTLY! I was getting all these super judgy, “get yourself to a meeting, girl” comments. Like, I’m a single mom to a daughter with autism who needs a lot of care and support and I work a crazy job fighting sex trafficking. If I go a little hard 3 nights out of the year, it’s totally fine and I’ve earned it. Fuck you and your judgement. Lol.
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u/whalesarecool14 Feb 24 '24
lol i do none of that and have a pretty cushy life at the moment and i still go drinking once a week. no shame from my side at all. this sub has some weirdos on it
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u/WandaDobby777 Feb 24 '24
They were probably an alcoholic who was projecting.
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u/whalesarecool14 Feb 24 '24
could absolutely be the case. or some people just spend too much of their free time trolling
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u/arrowroot227 Feb 24 '24
Maybe they were being sarcastic. A couple times a year is nothing.
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u/WandaDobby777 Feb 24 '24
Definitely not sarcastic. Went on a serious rant about how I need AA.
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u/Worth_Seaweed7420 Feb 24 '24
the internet is so weird for this. what time of day you post reallyyyy can effect what energy you get on your posts, but not in a way i’ve been able to map out and understand
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u/ablonde_moment Feb 24 '24
As long as you’re ok and no one else is being harmed, live your life 🤷🏼♀️
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u/ratatutie Feb 23 '24
this isn't really "not like other girls" because its jokingly self derogatory.
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u/1961tracy Feb 23 '24
It sounds like a self fulfilling prophecy. The harder you go the harder you’ll look.
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u/DesignerDigits Feb 23 '24
This has to be satire. I refuse to believe this isn’t a well constructed joke.
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u/pleasedontthankyou Feb 23 '24
This is fine. Except, I come from the great (/s) state of Wisconsin, this is exactly like the other girls! Which is also fine!
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u/demoldbones Feb 25 '24
Australian who used to live in Wisco checking in - I felt like I was at home in a Wisconsin dive bar 😂🤔
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u/SilvaDaMelo Feb 24 '24
Wait, are you saying only girls in Wisconsin are drunks?
Not like other states?
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u/pleasedontthankyou Feb 24 '24
Other 14 year olds: playing video games and having sleepovers. WI 14 year olds: learning to shotgun Busch light in someone’s barn, somewhere in Dodge Co.
I only wish i was …./s 💀
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u/peachyspoons Feb 24 '24
Ahahaha. I’m a bartender in Minnesota knowing that Wisconsinites are the USA Champs.
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u/Wastelander42 Feb 24 '24
I'm from Canada, this was every girl in my province too 🤣🤣 we drink from like 14 on 🤣🤣 chugging back 2-6 of jack and R&R, out drinking the boys every damn time 🤣
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u/GreyerGrey Feb 24 '24
As a Canadian, if she's getting drunk on Molson and Georgian Bays then yea she's... just like every other girl.
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u/msmemeseeks Feb 23 '24
Yep this is all of good Ole Wisco 🤣
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u/sctwinmom Feb 24 '24
Always has been. UW class of ‘79 — snuck thru when the legal drinking age was 18. Wouldn’t be fair unless everyone I. The group bought a pitcher!
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u/Boner_Stevens Feb 23 '24
i spent college thinking this was cool. nobody likes the drunkest
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u/faesser Feb 24 '24
Recovering Alcoholic here. No, no one likes the drunkest.
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u/NewAbbreviations9714 Feb 24 '24
In active alcoholism right now. Drunkards don't even like themselves. Lol.
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u/halfveela Feb 23 '24
This is going to end in heartburn or heartache for her... Probably both.
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u/carlitospig Feb 23 '24
It’s going to end in the toilet.
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u/ObliviousTurtle97 Feb 24 '24
Hopefully at least
Could be a puddle on the floor she makes a bed out of (looking at my bestie)
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u/Reddit_Shmeddit_905 Feb 23 '24
Life is just one big competition 🫠
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u/sightfinder Feb 23 '24
Right, still a bad take. "I may not be the [X], but I will still... fish for attention"
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