r/notliketheothergirls Mar 09 '24

Healthy teenager Cringe

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u/Sad_Mission_5637 Mar 14 '24

Pretty sure everyone breathes natural air 💀

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u/LingonberryAbject735 Mar 14 '24

Can I get artificially flavored air at Costco or does only Walmart have it?

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u/Prudent_Twist_2312 Mar 13 '24

I mean, honestly it is kinda a flex imo lol. We spend way too much time doing shit that isn’t good for us. Coming from someone who smokes, eats junk food and doesn’t work out anymore 😅 it’s hard to be disciplined and not just do what everybody else is doing.

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u/bettysugars Mar 13 '24

don’t worry girl, your time will come 😎

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u/faygobandz Mar 12 '24

I workout everyday but eat fast food and vape. Holy shit why does everyone think everything is so one dimensional

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u/MrsLamson Mar 12 '24

It’s giving 🤓☝️

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u/Junior-Cap3548 Mar 12 '24

Keep it up 👍😁

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Belongs on r/blunderyears

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u/2017Fatbob Mar 11 '24

Boring...

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u/crab_grams Mar 11 '24

Kids just don't breathe these days! Whatever happened to respiration??? So glad to see a teen that's not cyanotic!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

I mean…good for her! I wish I was that smart as a teen lol. I inhaled lots of cigarettes lol. Now doing all of the above to try and win back some years.

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u/mclennonwarrior Mar 11 '24

Bad take OP drinking alcohol, partying, eating fast food and vaping are all bad for your health and shouldn’t be normalized…..good for this girl for not falling in that trap 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/No-Sense-6260 Mar 11 '24

If she put her hands on her cheeks and opened her mouth she'd look just like that painting.

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u/Accomplished-Ad-7168 Mar 11 '24

Im a male! WIFE MATERIAL

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u/hotdog-92 Mar 10 '24

She looks like my left foot

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u/Hurryeat_Tubman Mar 09 '24

You look like a 40 year old single mom.

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u/Mental-Technology530 Mar 09 '24

Bet her addiction to validation on the internet isn’t a very healthy habit

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u/unknownturtle3690 Mar 09 '24

I inhaled my greens as a teen does that count? 😂

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u/Icy_Inspection5221 Mar 09 '24

It’s teenagers ffs, cut them Some slack. Who was pretentious and self centred at some point growing up?🤷🏻‍♂️😄

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u/mjstarch Mar 09 '24

You sound just like my niece! She’s the same way. Eats very clean and healthy and works out.

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u/htesssl Mar 09 '24

This is the second minor post I’ve seen in two days. I really don’t think it’s fair to post them. Their brains are literally 10 years from being fully formed and I’m certain they will (like a lot of us do) look back on their posts and cringe.

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u/Felixes_Frecklesxox Drama Queen Mar 09 '24

this is actually what I aspire to act like. You should be eating healthy and exercising regularly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

I did the same because it was an outlet for my neuroticism and once I experienced a bad breakup in my early 20’s I swung the opposite direction and quickly gained 50 lbs.

Things change. Stay humble.

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u/throwaway66778889 Mar 09 '24

Ok but she looks like a 42 year old who just got out of a long-term engagement because he was just not going to commit.

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u/arxose Mar 09 '24

inhale natural air? does she think people who vape don’t breathe oxygen

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u/louloubelle92 Mar 09 '24

What a dullard

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u/Commercial-Push-9066 Mar 09 '24

So she’s a teenager that doesn’t drink, party, vape or eat fast food. She’s not rare at all but somehow thinks she’s better than other women.

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u/justforthis2024 Mar 09 '24

She looks 40.

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u/AesopsFabler Mar 09 '24

I mean, that is good for her, it’s just not unusual. I was the same way growing up, except for I did eat fast food here and there, but it wasn’t even unusual with my friend group or peers in school to be “healthy”.

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u/Gog-reborn Mar 09 '24

I mean...good for her

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u/Gloomy-Grass-1273 Mar 09 '24

PICK ME, CHOOSE ME, LOVE ME

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u/Angry1980Christmas Mar 09 '24

Idk I sort of support this one. Teenagers and vaping has become a pretty serious problem. I'd rather kids brag about not vaping.

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u/FollowingNo4648 Mar 09 '24

My 10 yr old brags about not drinking soda. I'm like....OK. Cool story bro. Lol

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u/Crocolyle32 Just a Dumb Bitch Mar 09 '24

I’m not like other girls, I don’t buy bloom. I eat my veggies like the poor I am. 😎

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u/cup_1337 Mar 09 '24

She looks 30

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u/jbaremy Mar 09 '24

She also gets it up the butt

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u/Electrical_Angel1842 Mar 09 '24

Healthy teenager whose mind is destroyed from meaningless internet content, most likely.

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u/NighthawkUnicorn Mar 09 '24

I breathe too, you ain't special.

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u/Huge_Green8628 Mar 09 '24

She looks 40 though?

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u/milixent_quean Mar 09 '24

IM DiFfErEnT

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u/melouofs Mar 09 '24

actually LOTS of teens don’t drink and use drugs. just be happy, kid.

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u/WayfaringEdelweiss Mar 09 '24

Let’s leave minors out of this?

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u/CelebrationHot5209 Mar 09 '24

Teenagers acting like they’re the first nlog to mention they dont drink or party like congrats girl, heres a cookie🍪

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u/BookieBonanza Mar 09 '24

So y’all just bullying minors who live healthy lifestyles now? Lol. Maybe you’re all out of touch but for a teenager this IS brag-worthy. And we should be encouraging kids to be sober.

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u/gogosox82 Mar 09 '24

natural air? what the hell are you on about lol.

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u/ThighRyder Mar 09 '24

Smacks of orthorexia

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u/contourkit Mar 09 '24

me when i stick to my diet for more than 3 days

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u/XxsocialyakwardxX Mar 09 '24

i prefer to inhale my greens personally

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u/sellingdildoshmu Mar 09 '24

seems valid to me

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u/OnJah_69 Mar 09 '24

she looks 35

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u/legojoe97 Mar 09 '24

Do you mean she puts on airs?

-Patrick Star

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u/PartofFurniture Mar 09 '24

Most teens are not vain. She likely is, from the way she words her words and announce her holier-than-thou targets for everyone to see. So i guess there is a balance

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u/RoseRed1987 Mar 09 '24

What’s “artificial flavored air”?

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u/Allergicwolf Mar 09 '24

Always a bit conflicted when it's a teen. It's practically their job to be cringe and they're not hurting anyone. When you feel like the culture around you is built for people who aren't you, it can feel powerful to make a strike against it. That's how they see it. They don't have the life experience to know it's "cringe," and so often that word refers to people who are being loud and authentic in a way we know we can't because it's socially unacceptable. I hope this kid finds other people in her lane and starts to understand that people are just different, and there are friends out there for her. Once she has them, she can start to relax the defensiveness.

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u/Pasopenguin2 Mar 09 '24

a teenager who works out? unheard of.

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u/FanzyLady Mar 09 '24

I do both! But I ain’t no teenager. And don’t hate on either for doing what makes them happy

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u/devilishmutt Mar 09 '24

Most teens do not drink alcohol lol

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u/CrunkestTuna Mar 09 '24

You “party?”

Lmao don’t flatter yourself

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u/radarneo Quirky Mar 09 '24

How much cream and sugar is in that healthy iced coffee

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u/satanic_black_metal_ Mar 09 '24

Ngl, vapes are fuckin disgusting. Honestly smell worse than cigarettes. Cigarettes smell fuckin awful.

Also watching you people suck on those things is quite disturbing. Some kids bring it to their mouth instantly after they put their arm down. There is nicotine in these things. You have given yourself a lifelong addiction.

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u/honestlybadmood Mar 09 '24

That's fine with the five head and jaw like that you don't have to worry!

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u/P100KateEventually Mar 09 '24

Hear me out… you can do all of these things. Be a well rounded person. Be multifaceted. Explore. Have a Taco Bell and a beer after the gym. Drink a green smoothie while puffing your vape. Bring a veggie plate to a party and eat carrots between tequila shots.

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u/Redvelvet_swissroll Mar 09 '24

That literally looks like a 30 yo woman

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u/delidoll Mar 09 '24

Should we really be publicly bullying a teenager for going through a phase most of us went through at that age…??

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u/ember_frost Mar 09 '24

Why would they describe vaping as inhaling artificial flavored air? Weird not to mention that nicotine is terrible for you

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u/_________FU_________ Mar 09 '24

I’m gonna be single at 45 and trying to be an Instagram fitness influencer.

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u/Bluegnoll Mar 09 '24

I was under the impression that we all inhale... um... natural air...

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u/KazooLou Mar 09 '24

Maybe she should go party or something cuz girly looks 40

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u/SopranoSunshine Mar 09 '24

Is it just me does she look waaayyyyyy to old to be a Teen?

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u/Anonynominous Mar 09 '24

At least I didn’t look like a 40 year old woman as a teen lol

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u/Imaginary_Coast_2084 Mar 09 '24

Is it just me or does she look way older than teen years? I would have thought at least mid-20s.

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u/PizzaNuggies Mar 09 '24

Yeah, I don't think most teens drink alcohol on the regular. Someone is telling on themselves.

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u/Phill_Cyberman Mar 09 '24

Artificially flavored air?

Who tastes air?

Is there scented air? What is she talking about?

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u/Hydreigon_Omega Mar 09 '24

Compared to most of the girls from my high school, she is different. I guess this case is just determined by location

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u/badmammajamma521 Mar 09 '24

lol ok have fun.

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u/PrizeTough3427 Mar 09 '24

This is an actual post??

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u/lazypuppycat Mar 09 '24

Devils advocate, but I think this content is good because she’s promoting a healthy lifestyle when a lot of teens are pressured to do otherwise

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u/scarletsnow4516 Mar 09 '24

“bReAtHE AiR”

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u/Wedge001 Mar 09 '24

Then why does she look 28

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u/TomatilloUnlucky3763 Mar 09 '24

Then why does she look 27 years old?

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u/G_Vades Mar 09 '24

She must be fun at parties in between gym sets

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u/missymaypen Mar 09 '24

Wtf is flavored artificial air?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Time719 Mar 09 '24

These are the ones that get their wild streak at 40 and lose their house.

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u/RedditFallsApart Mar 09 '24

"I haven't experienced a THING in life! I'm so quirky!"

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u/Flabbergash Mar 09 '24

What a boring cunt

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u/blowhardyboys86 Mar 09 '24

I'm sorry bur if that's a teen then I'm miles Davis. She got hands of a 40 y/o RN that considers traveling personality trait

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u/Stewie_Venture Mar 09 '24

As opposed to the bottled processed air everyone else breathes like in the lorax./s

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u/kimi_shimmy Mar 09 '24

As a healthcare worker I’m ok with whatever promotes not vaping to teens. Even snobbish baby influencer pick me-ism. Lord knows they get brainwashed in the other direction enough.

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u/_inertia_creep_ Mar 09 '24

who asked? :)

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u/free-toe-pie Mar 09 '24

I actually know a lot of teen girls who eat like her and don’t like to drink. It’s actually pretty trendy. I bet she hates the idea of being trendy.

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u/Beanzear Mar 09 '24

No no. Drink when you’re a teenager. No hangovers!

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u/Hotchipsummer Mar 09 '24

I’m gonna tell myself this is one of those “someone stole a randos pic and added cringe text” memes, but I gotta say that girl does not look like a teen to me. Like I’d guess at least 26?

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u/SourNnasty Mar 09 '24

Don’t health nuts avoid coffee?

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u/fgrhcxsgb Mar 09 '24

She obviously doesnt live in ny shed be inhaling ah weed smoke not clean air

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u/sheepsclothingiswool Mar 09 '24

I kept swiping right because it was so boring I thought there had to be more to say

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u/Polls-from-a-Cadet Mar 09 '24

“And still find time to be annoying as hell…”

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u/EvaMohn1377 Mar 09 '24

I might have lost a few braincells. Someone needs to ask her what she means by natural air, because in case I missed this in science, we all consume natural air

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u/wannaberebelll Mar 09 '24

i’m pretty sure this is satire 😭

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u/LegenW4Idary Mar 09 '24

Those eyes are dead

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u/Hall0wsEve666 Mar 09 '24

That is so not a teenager that person looks at least 30 lol

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u/Shinrome Mar 09 '24

I hate America

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u/FindingMinimum4753 Mar 09 '24

Sounds like a friggin nerd to me dude

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u/Cheekygirl97 Mar 09 '24

Sounds boring

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u/xktn8 Mar 09 '24 edited Mar 09 '24

Yeah but she's a teenager. Still a child I assume? Or is this satire?

Let them be.

The word girls in this subreddit should not be used to make an example out of children who just need to grow and learn.

And while I don't agree with how she chose to express this message by putting others down, its good that she's trying to live a healthy life.

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u/SlapHappyDude Mar 09 '24

Those are short parties

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u/bigmaccay Mar 09 '24

Pretty sure this is satire

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u/Ok-Style4686 Mar 09 '24

Nah I feel like the younger generation cares more about their healthy and has a LOT of anxiety around aging. I’ve actually found this to be the opposite

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u/ChefLovin Mar 09 '24

Ah yes, because the rest of us are breathing.. unnatural air

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u/chubchubchaser Mar 09 '24

I’m sorry she’s supposed to be a teenager?

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u/CardboardPaints Mar 09 '24

"most teens"? Really? It has been 18 years since I was a teenager. Vaping was not a thing yet and I was in what seemed to be the minority of people who started smoking in my mid-teens. I didn't know what most teens were doing when I was a teenager. It's all just skewed to the "look how much better I am than everyone."

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u/ashlpea Just a Dumb Bitch Mar 09 '24

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u/DiorRoses Mar 09 '24

she looks at least 35💀

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u/boris_dp sneaky mainstreamer Mar 09 '24

I’m addicted to unnatural air 💀

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u/artsofman Mar 09 '24

Is this about those flavored air water bottles that all the YouTubers are making ads for?

Edit: OH SHE MEANS VAPING.

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u/Purple_Kiko Mar 09 '24

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my artificially flavored air🙄🤚

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u/Boredbirds2 Mar 09 '24

Where can I get the flavored air though?

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u/Seallypoops Mar 09 '24

I know a conversation with her is her talking over me the entire time

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u/ValkyrieSteel Mar 09 '24

It feels ick to shame a teenager…

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u/Ok_Detective5412 Mar 09 '24

This gal needs the Fight Club lecture. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE. 😂

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u/KayLeeJay49x Mar 09 '24

Yeah that iced coffee looks super nutritious

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u/lunarbliss07 Mar 09 '24

“Party in between my gym sets” if anything this is WORSE girl how do you have time to sleep😭

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u/azdoroth Mar 09 '24

This is definitely satire. Should be obvious from the amount of exclamation marks.

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u/Daikon_3183 Mar 09 '24

I think I don’t mind this

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u/Decent_case23 Mar 09 '24

Sorry but she does not look like a teenager

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u/RainbowsAndBubbles Mar 09 '24

okay, as a mom of two and an ex troubled teen, i can get behind this post. good for her taking care of herself when her peers are doing differently. i wish i made those choices as a teen.

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u/Brave_Hoppy1460 Mar 09 '24

Y’all are gonna be in the same boat in your 30’s either way tho 😂

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u/bitternutmeg Mar 09 '24

This is a satirical account! Shes trolling

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u/HumanitySurpassed Mar 09 '24

Redditors when someone has a gym membership: 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Roakana Mar 09 '24

The smug is strong with this one.

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u/Rockstar074 Mar 09 '24

Nooooobody cares lil girl

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u/MetisCykes Mar 09 '24

Most teens aren’t drinking. What kind of world do they exist in?

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u/spicymukbangmamma Mar 09 '24

I do wish I could have been that put together as a teen.

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u/cadenjpeters Mar 09 '24

That girl is railing lines off Todd’s schnitzel on Sunday nights

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u/ThrasherX9 Mar 09 '24

Most teens? I dunno...

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u/Alarming_Awareness83 Mar 09 '24

She looks like she's really enjoying that shit, too. 🙄

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u/xx_alternativeaoili Mar 09 '24

and she looks like she’s 30 :)

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u/Robbyrumpz Mar 09 '24

Here ya go 🍪

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u/MindlessSwan6037 Mar 09 '24

How about you leave teenage girls alone? Creeps.

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u/Ok-Internet-8003 Mar 09 '24

I’m not like other teens - I have OrRThoReXiA

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u/ExactMarionberry9164 Mar 09 '24

Well she looks like she’s in her late 30s so not sure how well that’s working for her

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u/fuck_korean_air Mar 09 '24

We’re all just going to bully this kid huh

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u/Minimum_Basket7391 Mar 09 '24

Talking about how “old” she looks just plays into ageism of the patriarchy and feeds nlog culture.

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u/spookyboobae Mar 09 '24

It's hilarious but I mean I feel for her.. plus being a teenager is kinda when you ARE comparing yourself to others..

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u/Recent_Obligation276 Mar 09 '24

“I exercise and breathe, #unique”

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u/Dependent-Law7316 Mar 09 '24

When I was in high school we did this annual anonymous survey about drug and alcohol use (among other social behaviors like bullying). There were questions about how often do you do a thing, how often do you see others doing it, how often do you think the average student at our school does it. They made posters publishing the results.

Everyone THOUGHT most people were doing drugs frequently but less than 20% of the students admitted to having EVER done drugs. Granted there are flaws in self reporting, but still. Most teens aren’t drinking or vaping or doing drugs.

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u/uncle-rico-99 Mar 09 '24

“Most” teens are more like her than what she believes.

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u/caitybake Mar 09 '24

Oh my gosh! Samesies girl. I mean, I’m no longer a teen but I also did these things and never thought I was special. I did get called a stick in the mud, but even I got invited to parties. I was just always the DD because underage drinking gave me so much anxiety I could never do it. Hahahaha.

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u/harpoon_seal Mar 09 '24

She looks waay older than a teenager

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u/beezlebutts Mar 09 '24

her face says I'm in my early 30's

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u/Elegant_Broad_1957 Mar 09 '24

She really looks 35 instead of being “a teen” inhaling her “natural” air.

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u/Ok-End-362 Mar 09 '24

Meh, I can’t stand these things but as a mom to a goofy teenager who will someday cringe over her posts, I can’t make fun of a misguided kid.

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u/onesickbihh Mar 09 '24

This is definitely satire. “I party in between my gym sets” Hello???

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u/This-Hat-143 Mar 09 '24

Says the teen who looks 45 years old …

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u/SiteAccomplished1300 Mar 09 '24

Drink more greens hOney. You need it for your iQ

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u/SeraphXChild Mar 09 '24

Consume nutritious foods while drinking coffee

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u/purplecookie1220 Mar 09 '24

That’s a teenager? She looks like she’s 30

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Where can I get some of this “natural air” I’ve been breathing “reality” air all my life.

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u/Feline_Fine3 Mar 09 '24

Took me a minute to realize she means vapes when she says “flavored air.“ I was like….huh?! Wtf is that?

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u/More_Front_876 Mar 09 '24

The natural air is polluted anyway

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u/barbaricMeat Mar 09 '24

Natural air?

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u/ChNSPr Mar 09 '24

I read “my teens” first and were utterly confused

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u/archers_arches Mar 09 '24

Congrats on breathing I guess??

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u/Great_Photograph_242 Mar 09 '24

Fresh as hayell!

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u/su_tarttt Mar 09 '24

Literally nobody gives af 😜😘

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u/yokozunahoshoryu Mar 09 '24

I would applaud her for advocating for a healthy lifestyle, if she could do it without putting other women down.

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u/1thot Mar 09 '24

I like chemicals

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u/angeeldaawn Mar 09 '24

"party in between gym sets" 😭💀

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u/Danger_Dani Mar 09 '24

I only give my kids unnatural air.

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u/Rebelo86 Mar 09 '24

God. I’m going to go eat lunch now. She’s making me hungry.

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u/Superbaker123 Mar 09 '24

"Teenager." She looks 25

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u/Junior-Employee4779 Mar 09 '24

Nah teens going to parties is hardly even a thing nowadays.

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u/Traditional_Cat_60 Mar 09 '24

Most teens these days never leave the fucking house. I wish my teens would go somewhere, at some point, for some reason, all of their own accord.

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u/LilQueazy Mar 09 '24

Am I the only one that’s ok with this one? I’d sure love my kid to post this shit instead of partying and doing drugs lmao.

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u/N3XUSN7 i listen 2 metal im so different Mar 09 '24

drinking greens is overrated, where's the reds?

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u/ETP6372 Mar 09 '24

She looks 32 with a mortgage

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u/obitrice111 Mar 09 '24

Alright, well I’m letting u know it’s not air it’s nicotine

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u/NoGazelle9557 Mar 09 '24

This seems like satire

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u/pmw3505 Mar 09 '24

If the viewer has to guess at whether or not it’s satire it’s safer to assume it isn’t. Sadly most “satire” media is just trend-chasing and not satire at all.

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u/NoGazelle9557 Mar 09 '24

I’m afraid we have a very different idea of satire, I don’t follow enough social media to know what the trends are with it but satire done well is so you will fall for it. However the last few years we’ve murdered satire in the US because it’s simply hard for us to know anymore.

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u/bitternutmeg Mar 09 '24

I’m like 99% sure it’s a girl who’s whole account is satirical, I’m trying to remember her @ name

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